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1) Kick Tony Blair out of 10 Downing Street, no matter how many stupid votes he had.
2) All non-delicious foods (sprouts, cabbage, spinach etc.) are illegal, and anyone caught eating them will be sent to Alcatraz.
3) Bingo is only to be played by people aged over 60. Anyone caught disobeying this rule will have their dobber shoved somewhere painful.
4) If elected, I will enforce a rule on walking robots, that WILL NOT BE FLEXIBLE. Anyone caught bending this rule will have that robot removed from any tournament, without the possibility of changing their entry.
5) I will also enforce a new real robot limit per tournament. If a tournament states that you HAVE to enter at least 1 real robot, then I feel that you should enter AT LEAST 1 vapourbot as well. This is to stop some people getting all the good real robots, and hopefully help people in other time-zones get a say in.
The Whole UK will now be dissolved and will become one large, amalgamated country known simple as Scotland.
Prof. Vengence will take over running Scotland (Previously the UK) and will be given the powers to do anything he choses, within restrictions placed upon by The Party That Wasnt There
If elected we will ensure that Victoria Beckham will be force fed greasy chips until she reaches 28 stone and we will pass an act of parliament to ensure that she NEVER sings another note again EVER
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