The Election

[pcbore]

The Election

Yes it does. A lot of biscuits

[alex_holt]

The Election

Its all very well enjoying making up ideas but can people actually vote now, otherwise it kidna defeats the entire point in this. please. You dont have to stop making up stuff once youve voted. But you can;t vote for yuorself.

[anukhet]

The Election

5.3 million votes for Bex

[darkguru]

The Election

ok, cos i like some of the celeb ideas as well as the spanking PC do gooders in public , im gonna vote for the CRAP party.

[bex]

The Election

gee thanks.

[mrdaves]

The Election

*Leaves a large tub of biscults and an even larger mug of coffee outside franks door*

[pcbore]

The Election

*POUNCE*

By the way Dave, it helps to ask a favour before offering the bribe

[bex]

The Election

No Frank he might be hoping to shut you up for a while

[mrdaves]

The Election

I vote for The lord overlord of us all who likes biscults and coffee...

...aka Franky

[psychostorm]

The Election

We are the Borg, You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Look,Im your campaign manager, Ill do the talking.

Talking is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.

Just let me do the talking.

*taps the nearest panel and hangs up on the Borg*

Hows Earth? Its still there so I assume things arent that bad as its still here.

Anyway, Id just like to say that there are over 120,000 drones up here ready and waiting to vote CRAP. The Cant Really Abide Politics party.

Why? well they cant. And no matter what people tell you, it is not because the Cybermen up here have found a way of hiding Borg nanaoprobes in chocolate eclairs. Not the least bit. Purely coincidental. Anyway, Id better be off; Planets dont assim - I mean, Elections dont win themselves. Anyway, Id better be off. Bye.

*Misses button on panel.*

*turns to Cyberman.* God, did they fall for that. they have absolutely no idea theyre going to be enslaved for the 300 years. *laughs*

*looks at screen*

Is this thing still on? Whoops!

*Switches transmission off.*

[anukhet]

The Election

Am I winning?

That was a typically vague election response from the CRAP Party.

(leaves trail of jaffa cakes for Frank to follow into oblivion)

[bex]

The Election

LOL ... those jaffa cakes have been there since Friday whats wrong Frank?

[pcbore]

The Election

I hate jaffa cakes.

[bex]

The Election

oh right well that explains it then... you got any other biscuits for him Karoline?

[darkguru]

The Election

And thats the way the cookie crumbles ... err...Jaffa Cake