The Election

[bex]

The Election

*sends 500 pounds in chocolate money*

[alex_holt]

The Election

Thanks to Bex, no thanks to Frank and thanks to aaron as £500 worth of super bomb wont be able to work as theyll make cost cutting excercises liek ursing plastercine instead of uranium and itll be injetcion moulded acrylic casing.

[RogueTwoRobots]

The Election

Introducing: The Happy Crappy Smarty Party

As the leader of The Happy Crappy Smarty Party, I promise the following:

*Magmotors and Astroflight motors free for all

*Neds/chavs/little-sh**s-who-think-theyre-tough all completely obliterated by Mr Psychos hammer.

*A Microsoft-free computer community for all who hate Bill Gates.

*Restrictions on the use of pathetic puns on community forums (I believe the leader of The Boring Party is a major offender of this crime )

*To speak the truth at all times and send political correctness to a place where the sun dont shine!

*A complimentary haggis and kilt for anyone who supports The Happy Crappy Smarty Party

So, you know what I campaign for - the rest is up to you! The HCSP provides you with a better future, so seize the opportunity and vote for (or join) us.

*N.B. Voting cards can be obtained from The HCSP headquarters for a fee of £20*

[bex]

The Election

your welcome Alex

[anukhet]

The Election

The Cant Really Abide Politics Party (The CRAP Party for short)

Our election manifesto is:
* End ageism immediately (thatll attract the old gits to vote for me)
* Make pockets in womens clothing compulsory
* Abolish the monarchy by exiling them all to Benin wearing itchy woollen overcoats
* Replace French lessons at school with conversational Klingon then pack all the kids off to Provence on holiday for a month every summer
* Offer free chocolate eclairs on the National Health as a treatment for........just about anything
* Gather up all the politically correct so-called do-gooders and smack their bare bottoms in public

Ill send my £500 of strawberry jam when I can find a large enough jiffy bag.

[bex]

The Election

HAHAHA am i allowed to vote? if so Karoline you have my vote lol

[mrdaves]

The Election

*Sends 500 Old-Pounds to Alex*

[mrdaves]

The Election

Another Policy from the No Good Can Come of This Party:

Get to Queen to steal all of Aussie-land and build the worlds largest prison on it, and send all the prisoners to Aussie-Land (Again) and the prison system will be free to allow the prisons to be knocked down and several Class One arenas to be built in there place

[martyn]

The Election

As part of Liberal LEMocratic partys policys if dave does that i propose we save New Zealand by moving it inbetwen america and the uk

[psychostorm]

The Election

*Pays Alex 500 slips of Gold pressed Latinum.*

[bex]

The Election

I propose to get rid of prisons to put arenas on and kill naughty prisoners and drop them in the ocean :S

[mrdaves]

The Election

New Zealand is lovely, my brother has just returned from 4 months out there with a friend.

[alex_holt]

The Election

The Boring Party (Frank Goacher)
The Liberal LEMocratic Party (Steven McGergor)
The Collective Party (Ceri Jenkins)
The No Good Can Come of This Party (Dave Sheppard)
The Bow down Before Me Pittiful Mortals Party (Alex Holt)
The Party That Wasnt There (Tom Roper and Aaron Knight)
The Whats the Point in Politics party (Bex)
The Happy Crappy Smarty Party (Lenny)
The Cant Really Abide Politics Party (Karoline)

Wow, nine parties, this is doing much better than I was expecting. Around 20 hours beore voting begins.

[anukhet]

The Election

We propose that once elected we will change the outgoing Prime Ministers name by deed poll to Tony Blah Blah Blah

Vote CRAP because were full of it

[pcbore]

The Election

I propose that robot combat replaces football as the national sport