The Election

[darkguru]

The Election

Or should i have said that id...chip in? *badum tish*

[anukhet]

The Election

The Lard Law - I will also include the entire female cast of Desparate Housewives. Theyre all size 10 or under! How desparate is that for goodness sake?!

Make kissing each other on the cheek and saying mmmmwwwaaa mmmmwwwaaa at the same time shall be punishable by exile to Benin but this time wearing large itchy woollen underpants.

All grannies and grandads (if they dont have any of their own) must wear teeth at all times and ensure that they fit properly.

(Serious politics here) We promise to bring back a Robot Wars type show back to a main TV channel (except C5) but on our terms

Vote CRAP because we hate chavs.

[Guest]

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Scott will not be in politics due to his lack of musical skill, instead taking the permanent No.1 spot with whatever crap he wants to release this week.

He will also play tambourine in The Band That Wasnt There. And cowbell.

I have a fever, and the only solution is MORE. COWBELL.

[anukhet]

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The Party That Wasnt There

Oh we wish.......
....more chips anyone?

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Cant Really Abide Politics Party

[bex]

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If elected i will ban Chris from using his bad puns on public forums lol

[steven_mcg]

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We in the Liberal LEMocrats dont believe in using an overkill of stupid promises we cant possibly keep to sway voters. Were better than that. So nyah.

So vote Lib LEM for the real robotic alternative. £25,000 for for the first 1000 voters. :wink:

[darkguru]

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Im sorry, but many have tried to stop my puntastic punnyness but all have failed miserably. You would be no exception.

[pcbore]

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Thats right. Hes the forum MoP, here to make a clean sweep, and brush aside all opposition

The above is a taste of whats coming to you all if you dont vote the Boring party:wink:

[bex]

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ohhhhhhhhhhhh Frank we are all soooo scared

[martyn]

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Vote Liberal LEMocrats or be forced to live with my terrible spelling and lack of punctuation for the next 4 years

[pcbore]

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The ironic thing is, that sentence was spelt perfiktly:P

[darkguru]

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Oh the Humanity!

Vote the Boring Party or suffer an egg-scrutiating pun-nishment

[bex]

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lol i think the world can cope with Martyns bad spelling and chriss bad puns.... Karoline still has my vote

[mrdaves]

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I will give everybody who votes for the No Good Can Come of This Party the entire contents of William Gates wallet

[alex_holt]

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hint: can peopel actually go and vote now?