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  • #31
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    They think its all ov...CLUNK...

    So says the Minister of Puns, member of the Boring Party.

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    • #32
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      The Put An X Here If You Are Voting Party

      Manifesto:

      1) Kick Tony Blair out of 10 Downing Street, no matter how many stupid votes he had.

      2) All non-delicious foods (sprouts, cabbage, spinach etc.) are illegal, and anyone caught eating them will be sent to Alcatraz.

      3) Bingo is only to be played by people aged over 60. Anyone caught disobeying this rule will have their dobber shoved somewhere painful.

      4) If elected, I will enforce a rule on walking robots, that WILL NOT BE FLEXIBLE. Anyone caught bending this rule will have that robot removed from any tournament, without the possibility of changing their entry.

      5) I will also enforce a new real robot limit per tournament. If a tournament states that you HAVE to enter at least 1 real robot, then I feel that you should enter AT LEAST 1 vapourbot as well. This is to stop some people getting all the good real robots, and hopefully help people in other time-zones get a say in.

      Remember: umm... Ive forgotten :sad:

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      • #33
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        The Party That Wasnt There

        The Whole UK will now be dissolved and will become one large, amalgamated country known simple as Scotland.

        Prof. Vengence will take over running Scotland (Previously the UK) and will be given the powers to do anything he choses, within restrictions placed upon by The Party That Wasnt There

        TPTWT - Ruling the UK without Dave/Queen

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        • #34
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          The Party That Wasnt There

          As he is no longer the leader of England due to it being dissolved, Tony Blair will become the Prime Minister of New Zealand, replacing Helen Clark.

          Because we hate New Zealand and want it to perish. Quickly.

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          • #35
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            The Party That Wasnt There

            Soccer Riots will now be punishable via ACME Jumbo grinder....

            TPTWT - Ruling the UK without caring

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            • #36
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              Ill vote TPTWT if I get to be second-in-command of this new country called Scottland!

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              • #37
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                policy makign and party makign is now closed, now to the voting, you are still allowed to try and persuade people though

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                • #38
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                  Vote for me, and Ill use the entire British economy to get Martyn a decent spellchecker.

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                  • #39
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                    Well, WE have sexy posters!
                    http://img14.echo.cx/my.php?image=liberallemocraticsposter5ve.jpghttp://img14.echo.cx/my.php?image=li...sposter5ve.jpg

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                    • #40
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                      i never realised the british econmy was so strong

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                      • #41
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                        If elected we will ensure that Victoria Beckham will be force fed greasy chips until she reaches 28 stone and we will pass an act of parliament to ensure that she NEVER sings another note again EVER

                        Oh what a winner

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                        • #42
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                          But then she wouldnt be NEARLY as hot!

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                          • #43
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                            Anthony, youre sick you cant help it

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                            • #44
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                              im with karoline on that one... i will gladly be the one to force feed her lol

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                              • #45
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                                If your party wins, ill happily help

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