FRA Royal Robot Rumble: 30 enter, 1 leaves

[velociraptor]

FRA Royal Robot Rumble: 30 enter, 1 leaves

The same team has a heavyweight, The Matador - could Matty enter that instead, perhaps?

[tom_b]

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With Steel Survivor on the scrapheap, Id like to replace it with TB87. (Pic on profile, stats below)

TB87
Description: A Fluffy-style chassis with a IG88-style spinning axe mounted horizontally
Weight: 97kg
Power: 2 LEM 130 Lynch motors running on 48V generating 13.2hp
Dimensions: 1.03m long x 0.66m wide x 0.2m high
Weapons: A horizontally mounted IG88-style bi-rotational spinning axe rotating at 2000rpm
Strengths: Low ground clearance, deadly weapon & agile
Armour: 3mm Grade 5 titanium topped with 2mm polycarbonate
Weaknesses: Wheels vulnerable to attack from axes, crushers & hammers

[matty_haka]

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Right, Ill enter the Matador as I thought that was the SHW, but thats obviously Toro

As for Interrorgator, its in my stats section on Hakaland at http://mattyhakasite.proboards15.co.ukhttp://mattyhakasite.proboards15.co.uk

[razerdave]

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Tom, is the SS replacement for the Royal Rumble or the 20 robot Battle Royal ? its just that SS is already in the rumble (currently writing), and I would have to undo as lot of work to replace it with TB87

[tom_b]

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Ah, the rumble that you are writing :sad: (sorry)

[razerdave]

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Ok. Ill get altering the battle, only 4 bots have come in so far, but still.

[razerdave]

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Hey matty, Ive decided to enter Interrorgator into the royal rumble, making a final total of 25 vapours

BTW, 100th post for me

[razerdave]

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Here is it folks, the first part of the FRA Royal Rumble, first two in the arena, TB87 and Dervish Quattro.

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ACTIVATE!

In an instant, the drum on Dervish revs up to speed, dodging to one side to avoid the incoming TB87, and twists to face the side. Dervish now has TB87 side on, and slams into the side, ripping into the side plate and narrowly missing the wheels. TB87 swivels to face Dervish, motoring towards it, only to be kicked into the air by the drum and have a large gash taken out of the framework. Wounded, TB87 makes a full retreat, followed by the vicious Dervish, blades flashing away. TB87 turns away from a near miss from the drum, and slams the wheels with the spinning axe; spinning Dervish up onto its end and making it look like a barber€™s pole!* Dervish crashes down and spins up the drum once again, chasing after TB87 all over the arena, until it finally makes contact with the back end, sending TB87 arse-over-disc and onto its roof. As TB87 springs back from the impact, the Refbot€™s clock hits 0, and the doors open to reveal another Tom Brisbourne machine, the body hammer that is Indisctructable! Indisctructable makes crunching contact with the side of Dervish, ramming it wheel first into the wall and making a minor bend in the exposed wheels. As Indisctructable pulls away, it is slammed from behind by his mate TB87, spinning it away, but before it has time to move, TB87 slams it again and sends Indisctructable into the wall! Dervish takes this chance to eliminate the first robot from the Rumble, and swings round, whacking the back ends and causing Indisctructable to jump a foot off the floor, but not over the fence. TB87 meanwhile has hit the pit button, ripping it off in the process and as the siren wails, Dervish continues to boot Indisctructable up the metal ass, but still the Aussie bot not going over the fence, just digging under it. TB87 decides to help out his team mate and slams into the side of Dervish, sending it spinning once again, but as it goes in for another attack, dervish backs off, and TB87 misses the bus, and gets a side full of Dervish for its trouble! The armour is torn away, leaving its wheel open for assault, but before Dervish can do anything, TB87 backs away to avoid losing the wheel altogether. As Dervish chases TB87 down, the Refbot comes over and has a nudge on Indisctructable, then a bigger nudge, which is enough to free Indisctructable from the wall! As Indisctructable spins to face the other two, the Refbot€™s clock hits 0, and the gates open, revealing the Scottish ramming clusterbot, You, Outside, Now! As YON splits, Dervish chases TB87 into the CPZ and gives it an almighty kick up the ro-butt and sending it crashing into the very corner, sending splinters flying, and it receives another almighty boot, throwing TB87 up and over the fence, and out of the Rumble! 1 down€¦28 more to go for Dervish! The clusterbot meanwhile, have been giving Indisctructable the run around, dodging away from every attack it makes and causing it to slam headlong into the walls! With its job done, Dervish revs up the drum and heads for one half of the cluster, clipping the side of it and sending it into a 360 degree sideways spin! YON #1 crashes down right side up, and speeds away to avoid another blow, only to be met by a full running Indisctructable! YON#1 goes right up the front, and gets ramming into the wall with all 18HP of force! YON#2 comes in behind it, trying to push Indisctructable away, but it achieves nothing. Dervish decides to take care of Indisctructable€™s little itch and slams into the back of YON#2, sending it over the top of Indisctructable and onto the front, alongside its other half. As Indisctructable backs away, the clusters split away, and come together, side by side to face Indisctructable as a team. The YON twins charge forward at Indisctructable, getting under the front wedge, and with every gram of force they can muster, push the Brisbourne machine towards the pit. Slowly but surely, Indisctructable is pushed back, and wanting to put the boot in, Dervish comes over and clips the side of Indisctructable, send it over and into the pit! And with all the force the twins were putting in, the sudden release nearly sentenced them to the same fate! The twins back away, as Dervish chases after them, drum spinning. The YON twins go separate ways to try and confuse Dan, but it doesn€™t work, as Dervish goes after YON#1, clipping the back end and flipping it over, and before it has time to realise what hit him, it gets the upturned wedge slammed and 3 large slots created in the front, and sending it crashing over once again. YON#2 meanwhile has realised its other half is in trouble, and so goes charging for Dervish€™s wheels, only for Dervish to turn round and send it skywards! YON#2 crashes to the deck, butter side down, and quickly escapes, diverting Dervishes attention for the moment, as YON#1 gets away. But as the twins run, Refbot€™s clock hits 0, introducing the Richard Southward machine, Master of Robot Destruction, or as it€™s more commonly known, MORD! MORD goes straight for Dervish, scooping up the wheel and, like Indisctructable, slams it wheel first into the wall, bending it a little bit more. MORD backs away, and before he can get away from the wall, YON#1 and #2 plough straight into him, knocking the pit release off the wall in the process. With Dervish pinned in and the clusters with their backsides showing, the scoop on MORD is raised, showing the vicious disc underneath, and ramming behind YON #1, just clipping the low bot and launching it into the air, and making it land between Dervish€™ drum and the wall! With one of the twins out of the way, Dervish starts to spin up the drum, bumping YON#2 away as it does so. YON#2 backs away, and Dervish gives chase, releasing YON#1 from the wall. YON#2 throws itself into full reverse, only to be met by the MORD scoop, which pushes it straight back into Dervish, who kicks YON#2 sky high and onto MORD€™s back! MORD spins to shake him off, and sure enough, he tumbles to the floor, alongside his other half who had come over to help him out. The YON twins both turn to face Dervish, one going under one wheel and the other going under the other, pushing Dervish back into the flame pit, and as the flames lick out, the twins back off, allowing the drum to spin again. MORD, standing, waiting for one to come loose, and he picks out YON#1, scooping up the rear end and slamming it once again into Dervish€™s drum! The cluster half is thrown over, and lands with a loud thud, before Dervish moves forward and throws it again, this time with enough force to send the power link flying, meaning no power to the machine! One out, both out, YON is eliminated! YON#2 thinks €˜stuff that€™, and slams into Dervish€™s wheel, poking a pair of holes in it with the spikes, and ramming it into the wall by the gate, just as if drops and Refbot signals for a new robot, its Ivan€™s Psyker! Psyker spins to face Dervish and YON#2, ramming at full 20MPH into Dervish, crumpling it against the wall, causing the drum to embed into the front of Psyker. YON#2, meanwhile, turns to face MORD, but he is already in front of him, scooping underneath the front and once again ramming it into the wall, and gets skewered by a reversing Psyker€™s big rear spike! As YON gets carried over to the wall, MORD scoops up Dervish, the drum missing the scoop because of his own wheels, and MORD lifts Dervish up against the wall, not quite over the wall, but close to it! MORD holds Dervish aloft, but gets rammed from behind by Psyker, causing the spike to go in and stick into MORD€™s armour, and knocking Dervish onto the wall€™s very edge! MORD is pulled backwards, and Dervish throws into full forward, bumping back down the right side of the wall! Daniel breathes a sigh of relief, as Dervish spins the drum once again, chasing down after MORD, whose scoop is still in the air, and the two discs collide, sending sparks everywhere and knocking both of them (and the still jammed in Psyker) back by about 2 foot. Dervish backs away, and MORD tries to give chase, but is held back by the tremendous force of Psyker, trying desperately to get his weapon free of MORD€™s innards. Finally they come apart, sending Psyker crashing into the wall and MORD reeling. Dervish, meanwhile, has been giving YON#2 an almighty kicking all over the arena, making big gashes in the armour, and with one final boot, the link falls out, just like its brother. The Refbot comes in and scoops up YON#2, and pushes it next to its twin, and starts the countdown. With both of them free, MORD and Psyker turn to face Quattro, and both rush towards him, but just before impact, Dervish turns to one side, slamming MORD on the way past and kicking him over, only for Psyker to scoop up underneath the drum and ram it past MORD and into the wall, causing them all to shake violently. MORD, disgruntled by the barging past Psyker, decides to go and kick him up the backside! The scoop rises to reveal the flashing blades, ramming into Psyker and bending the rear spike upwards (Think Broadsword in the MW melee from RWE2)! As Psyker backs into MORD, releasing Dervish and getting another load of sparks from MORD€™s disc, Refbot€™s clock hits 0, signalling for a new robot into the rumble€¦its Frank Goacher€™s €˜The Disc€™! The Disc instantly spins up its namesake, and rams into the side of MORD, ripping away a side panel and bouncing away. Psyker, away from the mayhem, is fighting its own private battle with Dervish Quattro, trying to get underneath it but being constantly kicked up and away by the drum of Dervish. Tired of this, Psyker spins on the spot, causing a big blur where it was, and turning that bent up tail into a vicious weapon! Dervish approaches with caution, but gets bashed away, with a big nick in its wheel. The Disc, meanwhile, is dodging around MORD, as if to say €˜Come and get me€™, but every time MORD gets close, The Disc bashes him with the disc, breaking off more and more armour every blow! Finally, MORD gets a lucky break, turning the scoop and causing the teeth on The Disc to embed into the scoop, giving MORD the control of where it goes! MORD charges towards the wall, but snags The Disc on the floor, causing him to break free! The disc spins up once again, but before he can use it, he is scooped up once again by MORD, and slammed into the wall, causing the wall to shatter, sending macralon pieces flying onto the spinning Psyker, sending them everywhere!
CEASE!
The battle is stopped, and Richard is told to let The Disc go to get out of the repairmen€™s way. 7 in so far, another 18 to go!
To Be Continued€¦

[tom_b]

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Ah well, out but some good comments. Was Dervish the Australian bot cause Im from ENGLAND?

*starts singing Vindaloo*

NA NA, NA NA, NA NA, & WE ALL LIKE VINDALOO, WERE GONNA WIN, ENGLAND!!

[razerdave]

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you have 2 robots in the rumble I beleive ?

[Guest]

FRA Royal Robot Rumble: 30 enter, 1 leaves

Dervish was the welsh robot.

[pcbore]

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He might have gotten you confused with Tom Roper, whos Aussie.

[Guest]

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*insert something rude here about a certain aussie(TR)*

Brillant part 1 Dave

[knightrous]

FRA Royal Robot Rumble: 30 enter, 1 leaves

*clubs Dave S over the head with large hammer* Dissing my friends and youll end up at the bottom of the pit where you belong.

[razerdave]

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Thats enough fellas

BTW, message to Alex, I realised I made a mistake regarding your entrants for the Rumble, in the fact that I forgot you enter Tengu too, so he is bot No. 26, the last bot in the rumble.