The Crash & Burn Tournament 2
Round 2 Fight 1
Turbo Tails (12) vs. Spawn Again
Turbo Tails went after Mousey 4 with Crash Bandi-bot 3, but was unable to prevent Crash from being destroyed by the house robots.
Spawn Again sent veteran Son of Wedgie right over the fence, after A Night at the Bar smacked it twice with its weapon.
Roboteers, stand by...
Booth 1: Turbo Tails
Booth 2: Spawn Again
In for the house robots is that Shunt/Splinter hybrid we love to hate, Double Whamlet.
Joining him is Tira-san.
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!!
Spawn Again flies across the arena to get at the seed, and Tails JUST gets away, but Spawn Again turns and chases after the rear, which is home to that deadly blade, spinning up to speed! Spawn Again, right at the rear!
CRASH!!
Not fully spun-up, but it€™s a hit nonetheless, as Spawn is rocked a little, but nothing too serious. Spawn now gets under the rear of the obviously flustered Tails, and tosses it onto its back! FLIP! Tails activates the self-righter, but right back onto Spawn Again€™s wedge, and now Spawn is taking them to the wall...OH, BUT TAILS FALLS OFF THE WEDGE! Spawn Again turning, not wanting the battle to escape his grasp, but Tails has, running away to spin up the blade! Spawn Again is again chasing the Sega-bot down and Tails is on the move, wanting to stay away from that flipper regardless of spinning weapon or not! Spawn Again does a nifty little spin and backs towards the wall - oh, he€™s hit the pit release button! Tails comes in and just misses the pit as it opens, coming at Spawn€™s side with the tails! Spawn Again turns to point the flipper at the 12th seed and gets a load of blade!
CRASH!!!
WOAH! Great hit! That flipper is looking banged right up, I€™m surprised it hasn€™t been ripped off, but Tails has been sent flying away from the wall that he pounded Spawn against! Spawn slowly moves towards the seed, yes much more slowly, I think that attack has done something to the drivetrain, which is not good at all. Tails now fearlessly heads right at the flipper with the wedge, and getting under it slams Spawn Again into the wall. No flip, but a pin on the wall as the blade gets up to speed! ...FLIP! There we go. The srimech tosses Spawn Again over...who seems unable to self-right! Tails turns and exposes the deadly €˜tails€™ spinning weapon again! Spawn Again can€™t resist the hit!
CRASH!!!
Spawn is knocked back quite a distance away, right across from the CPZ and against the wall! Tails comes back for the inverted, beaten Series 7 heat finalist but it€™s no longer a battle anymore, as the flipper is dead, and so seems to be Spawn Again, as the wheels are not turning. The Watcher has finally had enough, and so begins the countdown to Spawn€™s death!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
And out go the Spawn Again boys, as well as Tony, who is quite rejected, but Tails parks himself right back in the spot he started at the beginning, and watches as Tira and Whamlet close in on Spawn Again...Whamlet rams the inverted flipper, grabs it and stacks it against the wall and WHACK! Down come the twin axes onto Spawn Again€™s armour, puncturing it badly! Tira isn€™t going to be left out and hurriedly buries the disc in.
CRASH!!!
Spawn Again, covered in emerald and violet sparks, is mashed against the wall, and strangely enough tilts off the wall and back onto his wheels...but again unable to move, and that last hit just tore open his left side completely! Whamlet has had his fill of action, and grappling with the Spawn machine takes over to the pit and dumps it in. BOOM!
CEASE!
Spawn Again did a bit better, but that€™s not good enough!
Turbo Tails advances to the Heat K Final!!
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Round 2 Fight 2
A Night at the Bar vs. Mousey 4
A Night at the Bar smacked Son of Wedgie around two times with that deadly bar before Spawn Again sent it over the fence with a single flip.
Mousey 4 single-handedly defeated Crash Bandi-bot 3 by feeding it to house bots early, and then brawling with Turbo Tails until Crash was counted out.
Roboteers, stand by...
Booth 1: Mousey 4
Booth 2: A Night at the Bar
We have our own gruesome twosome in the form of Exa-Gore-Ic: AI, with the pincer pair at the front and rear, and Double Big Mac, with the 4 duo spinning hammers!
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!!
Quick off the start is Mousey 4, charging headlong into A Night at the Bar, and actually stopping the bar before it gets up to speed! This is most unexpected! FLIP! Bar is tossed back into the arena wall and Mousey continues his charge even during the toss, and pins him against the arena wall! Now remember, you can only hold your opponent for 30 seconds, and once that time has elapsed, you must release your opponent, and here comes The Watcher, letting Mousey know the golden rule!
FLIP! Mousey tosses Bar into the air but NOT out, for Bar is launched quite linear into the air and comes back down onto the upraised flipper, sliding off the side and back onto the floor, and into the match! Mousey turns right around, and lowering the flipper comes flying at Bar again. Martijn manoeuvres his bot away from Mousey and its flipper, and careens along the arena wall! Oh! Would you look at that! He€™s nicked the pit release button with his wheel, only slightly, but opening the pit nonetheless, and hardly losing any drive speed! Very good driving from the Dutch roboteer.
Mousey looks tentative, pensive, apparently not sure how to come at Bar now that the blade is spun up! He€™s too busy coming up with a plan that he fails to notice the arena saws lifting him up and sending him backwards a little, with some nice sparks during that! Bar comes forward, weapon up to full capability, and slams right into the left side of Mousey!
CRASH!!!
Ooh, nasty blow! But the hardox survives it while the blue fur is ripped everywhere!
Mousey is not moved at all by the hit but Bar because of its instability launches himself backwards, as Mousey takes the chance and flies right into the axlebot, and slides under the middle immediately! FLIP! Bar goes tospy-turvy, aaaand...twisting right side up! The weight balance is quite effective! Mousey is still the persistent one, and in my books on top here as he barrels into the axlebot once more - oh! Bar escapes! This is interesting...now that blade is getting back up to speed...Mousey turns and backs into Bar, who retreats away, because the weapon is not fully spun up yet. Bar turns, but Mousey just backs into the wheel and tries to push, but can€™t really push him sideways...and that gives Bar an excellent opportunity to smash him with the blade, which he takes and turning into the right side, strikes!
CRASH!!!
More fur gone, and this time some armour gone too!!! Gash opened in the right side panel! Mousey is twisted around, and Bar backs off to spin up the weapon again but Mousey is at him again...Mousey looks quite durable right now, amazing that it can take that punishment and shrug it off - oh, and Bar gets tossed again! (FLIP!) Of course this hardly means much due to Bar being an axlebot, but Mousey scores more points for aggression! Bar has shaken off the nice little toss now, and is spinning up his weapon again...Mousey backs up towards the spinner and Bar plows into him full force!
CRASH!!!
OOH!!! The back panel of Mousey is completely ripped off, fur and all flying! Martyn seems to be shocked at this, and Martijn displays a wide grin on his face, though Bar has been launched again by his own force. Mousey is coming after Bar again, refusing to fall here, and Bar retreats again, but Mousey gets him at the wall and FLIP! OH! No go! Bar almost did an S3 but managed to stay in the arena AND HE JUST MISSED THE PIT!!! What a close shave! Mousey is turning up the heat still, relentlessly coming after Bar and ramming him, but evades it, blade now at full speed, and strikes Mousey in the right side again!
CRASH!!!
OH! They€™re stuck! The blade of A Night at the Bar has inserted itself into the previous gash of Mousey, and is jammed right in! Neither robot can get free of the other! Exa-Gore-Ic decides to play referee this time and rams both bots, right near the CPZ, trying to free the bar...and does! Bar is free now and spinning up that blade...and Mousey isn€™t looking good! It€™s going in circles! But time is running out for Bar!
10...9...8...7...
Bar tackles Mousey back in the right side!
CRASH!
THE WHOLE PANEL HAS BEEN RIPPED RIGHT OFF! The mechanics of Mousey are horribly exposed! But can Bar take advantage now, flung away by his own force yet again?
6...5...4...
Mousey is STILL moving, only in circles, but still mobile! Bar spins around randomly.
3...2...1...
Bar flies across the arena and rams into Mousey, who finally stops moving, but...
CEASE!
What a solid contest! Let€™s see if the judges can digest it!
A Night at the Bar - Mousey 4
Style = 2/5 - 3/5
Control = 2/5 - 3/5
Damage = 5/5 - 0/5
Aggression = 1/5 - 4/5
Strategy = 3/5 - 2/5
Total = 13/25 - 12/25
Mousey 4 not quite squashed, but considered to be.
A Night at the Bar advances to the Heat K Final!!
Heat K Final
Turbo Tails (12) vs. A Night at the Bar
Tactics, predictions, comments, thoughts, and a bananaphone please.
Round 2 Fight 1
Turbo Tails (12) vs. Spawn Again
Turbo Tails went after Mousey 4 with Crash Bandi-bot 3, but was unable to prevent Crash from being destroyed by the house robots.
Spawn Again sent veteran Son of Wedgie right over the fence, after A Night at the Bar smacked it twice with its weapon.
Roboteers, stand by...
Booth 1: Turbo Tails
Booth 2: Spawn Again
In for the house robots is that Shunt/Splinter hybrid we love to hate, Double Whamlet.

3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!!
Spawn Again flies across the arena to get at the seed, and Tails JUST gets away, but Spawn Again turns and chases after the rear, which is home to that deadly blade, spinning up to speed! Spawn Again, right at the rear!
CRASH!!
Not fully spun-up, but it€™s a hit nonetheless, as Spawn is rocked a little, but nothing too serious. Spawn now gets under the rear of the obviously flustered Tails, and tosses it onto its back! FLIP! Tails activates the self-righter, but right back onto Spawn Again€™s wedge, and now Spawn is taking them to the wall...OH, BUT TAILS FALLS OFF THE WEDGE! Spawn Again turning, not wanting the battle to escape his grasp, but Tails has, running away to spin up the blade! Spawn Again is again chasing the Sega-bot down and Tails is on the move, wanting to stay away from that flipper regardless of spinning weapon or not! Spawn Again does a nifty little spin and backs towards the wall - oh, he€™s hit the pit release button! Tails comes in and just misses the pit as it opens, coming at Spawn€™s side with the tails! Spawn Again turns to point the flipper at the 12th seed and gets a load of blade!
CRASH!!!
WOAH! Great hit! That flipper is looking banged right up, I€™m surprised it hasn€™t been ripped off, but Tails has been sent flying away from the wall that he pounded Spawn against! Spawn slowly moves towards the seed, yes much more slowly, I think that attack has done something to the drivetrain, which is not good at all. Tails now fearlessly heads right at the flipper with the wedge, and getting under it slams Spawn Again into the wall. No flip, but a pin on the wall as the blade gets up to speed! ...FLIP! There we go. The srimech tosses Spawn Again over...who seems unable to self-right! Tails turns and exposes the deadly €˜tails€™ spinning weapon again! Spawn Again can€™t resist the hit!
CRASH!!!
Spawn is knocked back quite a distance away, right across from the CPZ and against the wall! Tails comes back for the inverted, beaten Series 7 heat finalist but it€™s no longer a battle anymore, as the flipper is dead, and so seems to be Spawn Again, as the wheels are not turning. The Watcher has finally had enough, and so begins the countdown to Spawn€™s death!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
And out go the Spawn Again boys, as well as Tony, who is quite rejected, but Tails parks himself right back in the spot he started at the beginning, and watches as Tira and Whamlet close in on Spawn Again...Whamlet rams the inverted flipper, grabs it and stacks it against the wall and WHACK! Down come the twin axes onto Spawn Again€™s armour, puncturing it badly! Tira isn€™t going to be left out and hurriedly buries the disc in.
CRASH!!!
Spawn Again, covered in emerald and violet sparks, is mashed against the wall, and strangely enough tilts off the wall and back onto his wheels...but again unable to move, and that last hit just tore open his left side completely! Whamlet has had his fill of action, and grappling with the Spawn machine takes over to the pit and dumps it in. BOOM!
CEASE!
Spawn Again did a bit better, but that€™s not good enough!
Turbo Tails advances to the Heat K Final!!
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Round 2 Fight 2
A Night at the Bar vs. Mousey 4
A Night at the Bar smacked Son of Wedgie around two times with that deadly bar before Spawn Again sent it over the fence with a single flip.
Mousey 4 single-handedly defeated Crash Bandi-bot 3 by feeding it to house bots early, and then brawling with Turbo Tails until Crash was counted out.
Roboteers, stand by...
Booth 1: Mousey 4
Booth 2: A Night at the Bar
We have our own gruesome twosome in the form of Exa-Gore-Ic: AI, with the pincer pair at the front and rear, and Double Big Mac, with the 4 duo spinning hammers!
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!!
Quick off the start is Mousey 4, charging headlong into A Night at the Bar, and actually stopping the bar before it gets up to speed! This is most unexpected! FLIP! Bar is tossed back into the arena wall and Mousey continues his charge even during the toss, and pins him against the arena wall! Now remember, you can only hold your opponent for 30 seconds, and once that time has elapsed, you must release your opponent, and here comes The Watcher, letting Mousey know the golden rule!


CRASH!!!
Ooh, nasty blow! But the hardox survives it while the blue fur is ripped everywhere!

CRASH!!!
More fur gone, and this time some armour gone too!!! Gash opened in the right side panel! Mousey is twisted around, and Bar backs off to spin up the weapon again but Mousey is at him again...Mousey looks quite durable right now, amazing that it can take that punishment and shrug it off - oh, and Bar gets tossed again! (FLIP!) Of course this hardly means much due to Bar being an axlebot, but Mousey scores more points for aggression! Bar has shaken off the nice little toss now, and is spinning up his weapon again...Mousey backs up towards the spinner and Bar plows into him full force!
CRASH!!!
OOH!!! The back panel of Mousey is completely ripped off, fur and all flying! Martyn seems to be shocked at this, and Martijn displays a wide grin on his face, though Bar has been launched again by his own force. Mousey is coming after Bar again, refusing to fall here, and Bar retreats again, but Mousey gets him at the wall and FLIP! OH! No go! Bar almost did an S3 but managed to stay in the arena AND HE JUST MISSED THE PIT!!! What a close shave! Mousey is turning up the heat still, relentlessly coming after Bar and ramming him, but evades it, blade now at full speed, and strikes Mousey in the right side again!
CRASH!!!
OH! They€™re stuck! The blade of A Night at the Bar has inserted itself into the previous gash of Mousey, and is jammed right in! Neither robot can get free of the other! Exa-Gore-Ic decides to play referee this time and rams both bots, right near the CPZ, trying to free the bar...and does! Bar is free now and spinning up that blade...and Mousey isn€™t looking good! It€™s going in circles! But time is running out for Bar!
10...9...8...7...
Bar tackles Mousey back in the right side!
CRASH!
THE WHOLE PANEL HAS BEEN RIPPED RIGHT OFF! The mechanics of Mousey are horribly exposed! But can Bar take advantage now, flung away by his own force yet again?
6...5...4...
Mousey is STILL moving, only in circles, but still mobile! Bar spins around randomly.
3...2...1...
Bar flies across the arena and rams into Mousey, who finally stops moving, but...
CEASE!
What a solid contest! Let€™s see if the judges can digest it!
A Night at the Bar - Mousey 4
Style = 2/5 - 3/5
Control = 2/5 - 3/5
Damage = 5/5 - 0/5
Aggression = 1/5 - 4/5
Strategy = 3/5 - 2/5
Total = 13/25 - 12/25
Mousey 4 not quite squashed, but considered to be.

A Night at the Bar advances to the Heat K Final!!
Heat K Final
Turbo Tails (12) vs. A Night at the Bar
Tactics, predictions, comments, thoughts, and a bananaphone please.

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