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    Oh, and Shane, you know what? Dont insult other peoples threads when they have a much better understanding of the FRA Forum than you. I have the right to criticize your thread on the General Board because it pertains nothing to robot combat, and on top of that youre also post-spamming. Oh, and if youre going to complain that I have more posts than you, I havent been on the forum for a while, and besides most of my posts (since March 06) are more intelligent than any of yours that Ive seen. And not just mine. Other people here such as Chris Mason or Steve McGregor would say the same thing to you. It would be wise if you just left us all alone from your n00bishness.

    Okay, now that THATS out of the way, lets continue with the fights.

    Metal Sonic Spin Dash won a controversial KO against Vampire Killer, where VK mistakingly attacked the house bots when he was an inch from victory.

    Orka MK4 took out La Machine fairly quickly to advance.

    Roboteers, stand by...

    The house robots today are Matilda and Sgt. Bash.

    3...
    2...
    1...
    ACTIVATE!

    Its Orka MK4, who dashes out to Steves bot and the two collide with a great BANG in the middle of the arena. The scoop of Orka greets Spin Dashs cutting blade and turns it aside. Spin Dash is thrown aside and Orka seizes his chance perfectly, getting the scoop under Spin Dash and coming down with the trapping device. Uh-oh, I think things just took a turn for the worse for Spin Dash. As Spin Dash is lifted up into the air by the scoop and arm, much like food tongs , Orka wheels around slightly to line himself up with the pit release and reverses right into it. It comes flying off! Orka moves to the slowly-descending pit, and lowers Spin Dash. Unfortunately, Orka went too far, and Spin Dash is now hovering over the opposite edge of the pit! Orka reverses quickly, and pulls Spin Dash into the hellish hole, but the force of Spin Dash on Orka scoop tips Orka into the pit with him! Too bad, house bots! It looks like youre going to have to wait until next fight!

    CEASE!

    Metal Sonic Spin Dash drops like a stone in a very quick fight.
    ORKA MK4 ADVANCES TO THE HEAT C FINAL!!!

    Heat C Final
    Wedga Revo 2.0 vs. Orka MK4

    Come back guys! Tell me what you think of the fights! :sad:

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      ok dont want this to sound harsh kody but grow up. its not s case of whos been on longer or how many posts someones made and if you actually check shanes been on the forum since 2003 and you 2006 i think shane has a general idea of the rules by now mate, thats ended that one. General chatter can be about anything free texts has nothing to do with robots but wwe can post it birthdays is nothing to do with robots but we do it. sorry to invade your thread!

      (Message edited by bex on November 08, 2006)

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        This is all very well Bex, except it hardly explains WHY Shane invaded the thread and posted that rubbish, so to speak.

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          You cant very well say though that his post on this thread wasnt robot related... he just made his own tournament up

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            If you try to start something then you will be banned. I will personally make sure of it. in the thor thread is what started it i believe, with the light-hearted and joking post above shanes response.

            let it go guys, its not the end of the world.

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              Quite agree James Well done... *shuts mouth*

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                Me? Grow up? What the hell do you think youre talking about? This Shane guy is the one who has to grow up!

                i want to start a new tournament. its called shanes robot beats kodys robot.

                If you think his insulting first post means nothing then you then you seriously need some help.

                And James, it will be the end...of the forum if n00bs keep coming here. so I aint letting it go until this guy is out of here. Or if he decides not to be a n00b anymore.

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                  OK you guys, the longer we keep arguing like this, the more immature well sound, the longer this drags on and...well, if you ask me, youre ALL being a little immature here, if only a little.

                  How about we get back to the business of completing this tournament.

                  ORKAS TACTICS
                  Keep pressing on and hope something happens. Maybe attack the House bots if need be.

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                    Yes, good idea. This matter is already sorted out now anyway in the Shane Swan thread.

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                      thank god for that!

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                        Yes! Now, its time to reload!

                        Wedga Revo 2.0 beat both Slaying Mantis F and Mass Disctruction Ultimate to get here, but can he take out...

                        Orka MK4, who put down La Machine and Metal Sonic Spin Dash fairly quickly?

                        Roboteers, stand by...

                        Housies are Sir Killalot and Mr. Psycho.

                        3...
                        2...
                        1...
                        ACTIVATE!!!

                        Its Orka again, charging out towards Wedga, who has the same game plan and they collide with a bang. Wedga gets the wedge under Orkas scoop and uses his excellent speed to ram Orka full force against the angle grinder! Orka is span off and tips off of Andys wedge. AJ calculates exactly where Orka would land, and Wedga gets his own scoop under and sends him for a loop! Orka lands right side up and frantically drives away, Wedga on his tail. It seems like quite a one-sided fight right now. Orka narrowly avoids a flip from Wedga and turns around with his own scoop. Wedga continues his charge and again we hear a tremendous bang as they collide. This time its Orka who gets under Wedga and WHOOSH! Inverted bot! Wedga, though invertible, flips himself over anyway with his own scoop, but Orka is too fast and gets his scoop under Wedga and flips again. Wedga finds himself riding the side wall and just manages to keep himself right-side-up. Orka drives diagonally into Wedgas side and bounces off him, missing an axe blow intended with the arm. Wedga reverses, grinding his rear into the wall as he does so. Orka rams Wedga again, missing the side and getting the wedge instead, but gets under Wedga anyway and lifts him into the grinder. Now weve got Wedga balanced on his arse and Orka just whacking him with the arm, which is rather ineffective as an axe but scoring points for the judges anyway. Uh oh! House robots are coming! It seems that theyre very bored, and now are disobeying the Refbot and attacking Orka! Orka away, just barely there, and Wedga finally gets on his wheels, but is trapped by the housies! Orka makes his way to the pit release, and activates the pit, which descends over on Killalots left. Ooh, Orka nearly puts himself in, whatre you doing, Orka?! All of a sudden...oh dear, Killalot getting attacked from the side by Orka, now the back, and oh goodness gracious me, Wedga getting hailed on by hammer blows from Psycho...Killalot backs into Orka and Orka nearly falling into the pit again - OOH HAH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh dear me, Killalot threw himself in the pit! Trying to crush his enemy into the pit, perhaps, but he missed his mark! Now weve only got Mr. Psycho taking on Wedga, but Wedga seems to be immobilized! And no doubt from all that abuse, from that...hammer, from Psycho. Now its Orka, who is flipping Wedga and thats it! Its over! Wedga is gone, hes left the arena! Ooh, and now Psycho wants some revenge on Orka, who nearly escapes a hammer blow, ooh, I think Killalots in pain from landing in the pit, those red eyes gleam a little too brightly...

                        CEASE!

                        Wedga Revo 2.0 has revolutionized the word loser.
                        ORKA MK4 ADVANCES TO THE SERIES FINAL!!!

                        Heat D
                        Clawdius Decimus Murderous VS. Gigabyte Evilution
                        Starstorm 2 VS. Gravity
                        ArchAngel of the Abyss VS. Heart of Fire
                        Sewer Snake VS. Axe-O-Lotl

                        Predictions? Tactics? I think Killalot wants some Aspirin...

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                          First post in several months to say good fights, and StarStorm will just keep flipping Gravity around and hopefully OOTA. If memory serves, Starstorm was the one with lower-able skirts, so Gravity shouldnt get under

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                            Great job, Kody! Man, it feels weird posting here after all this time.

                            HEAT D
                            ROUND 1
                            CLAWDIUS DECIMUS MURDEROUS VS GigaByte Evilution

                            Basic outmanouvering tactics as usual. Keep to the sides and try to get a hold of those big meaty wheels. Either that or that slide under from the rear (hopefully, getting those wheels off the ground), grapple for dear life and dump in the nearest bottomless hole.

                            Good to see someone hasnt given up the ghost yet. :wink:

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                              Sorry, everybody, I was away sick for the past few days (err, started Monday evening ), but Im back now, and ready to kick this off again!

                              Clawdius Decimus Murderous is a Scotbot with the heart of a dragon! It has a Firestorm blade and two prongs to help opponents get onto its wedge, where they will be greeted by a huge hydraulic crusher that will lay them in a world of hurt. It can also right itself. Oh, and it flies the Sctoland flag like the rest of the team.

                              Gigabyte Evilution comes to the C&BT with a roar. Being almost a complete TAN clone, it can crush its opponent with those huge pincers, and anybody, even MDU, will be hard to it to break him with his Hardox armour. However, the exposed wheels might spell doom for this mighty beast.

                              Roboteers, stand by...

                              Housies? Shunt and Growler. Mercy? Hell no.

                              3...
                              2...
                              1...
                              ACTIVATE!

                              CRUSH! Its Gigabyte who rams Clawdius from the front, but Clawdius drives forward into Gigabyte and now both competitors are trying to sink their sadistic teeth into each other! Its like their stuck together...like a boxing match. Well...it seems that Gigabyte isnt actually crunching into anything but air, and Clawdius appears unable to even scratch Gigabytes extremely tough armour. Ooh, thisll be very interesting...Clawdius finally comes to his senses and decides that, for this fight to end, hed better pit Gigabyte before Gigabyte actually does manage to crunch into him, or before the reverse happens. As Clawdius carries Gigabyte over to the pit release, Gigabyte seems to realize what is happening, because he suddenly opens the pincers and scuttles away! Clawdius doesnt bother chasing him down, and so opens the pit release anyway, the siren sounds, and you know what that means! :wink: Anyway Steven is applying his tactics now, trying to get Clawdius to outmanouver Gigabyte to get at the sides and rear, but AJ knows Steven too well to be fooled...or does he? Gigabyte backs away now, and sits right near the pit, and stops. Clawdius cant seem to get around those giant metal-carving chompers! AJ seems pleased at this fact, and his robot seems equally relaxed. If Gigabyte had a mouth, it wouldve been smiling at the frustration of Steven as he cant get to his goal. But wait! Clawdius seems to have given this up and rams Gigabyte head-on again! Right into Shunts CPZ! Shunt answers this with a thwack to Gigabytes rear, nearly missing a tire, and due to that the blow glances off. Growler comes flying out and rams Clawdius from the rear, but owing to the rear wedge, Growler is flung upwards a bit. Clawdius turns around, heaving Gigabyte away as he does so, and sweeps up the house doggy from the front. Gigabyte spin around and nicks Shunts scoop with one of his claws, aggravating Shunt even more. Shunt responds with another thwack, but Gigabytes armour withstands the blow. Then Shunt realizes that Gigabyte is in perfect line with the pit. Shunt bores forward at full speed, with every intention of burying that TAN clone in that deep grave, but Gigabyte merely turns as Shunt comes within reach of the claws, and Shunt spirals himself into the pit! One down, Growler and Clawdius to go. Speaking of Clawdius, he has already released Growler, who has actually scuttled off to his CPZ. Gigabyte and Clawdius turn simultaneously and face each other, hate and respect coursing through their every atom. Then they charge. However, Clawdius wins his third charge in a row as Gigabyte is thrown up onto the wedge. However, since the pit is nearly full, Clawdius decides to visit Growler again and dumps Gigabyte into Growlers CPZ. Growler opens his maw and clamps down on Gigabytes rear end. Uh, can you say no effect? Growler is stunned as his bite is only as good as his bark for Gigabyte, and lets go. He rams Gigabyte, who is thrown further up onto Clawdius wedge. Clawdius sinks the chomper down and finds a tasty wheel treat! Oh my goodness, it seems Clawdius perseverence paid off as the beak sinks deeper and deeper into Gigabytes tire and pokes a huge hole into it! Gigabyte cant escape and is rammed from behind again by Growler. Clawdius releases the tire, but it looks very damaged and I think that this fight is all but done as time winds down. Growler tries again with the jaws, but still no damage to the hardox end of Gigabyte. Clawdius repositions himself, trying to line up his claw with the other wheel of Gigabyte. Growler, with Gigabyte in his jaws, doesnt want Clawdius to have all the fun and so drags Gigabyte away to the angle grinder! Clawdius chases Growler and gets under him with the wedge, and slowly, but surely, the beak sinks down into Growlers shell. No effect! It seems that Growler is more resilient to chompbots than Matilda is...

                              10...9...8...7...

                              Growler releases Gigabyte, who slowly wheels off in a slightly circular pattern.

                              6...5...4...

                              Clawdius releases Growler in turn, and rams Gigabyte with the rear wedge.

                              3...2...1...

                              Growler comes in with one final slam...

                              CEASE!

                              Well, Im pretty sure I know who won, but lets go to the judges before Im proven right.

                              Clawdius Decimus Murderous - Gigabyte Evilution

                              Aggression (4-1)
                              Style (3-2)
                              Control (3-2)
                              Damage (4-1)
                              Strategy (3-2)

                              Total = 17-8


                              Gigabyte Evilution got a big bite...on his tire.
                              CLAWDIUS DECIMUS MURDEROUS ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!

                              Next battle: Starstorm 2 VS. Gravity

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                                ArchAngel of the Abyss VS. Heart of Fire

                                Err...spin, and just hope to get a good hit on it. Probably wont kill it, but hey, therell be loads of destruction, eh?

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