The Crash & Burn Tournament
Here we go with the Heat B final!
Terrorhurtz took out Ripper with many axe blows and pitting, then went on to beat Wedge Devolution in a HUGE upset, with damage being the main factor.
Enter the May Tracks sent Son of Ripper 5.0 OOTA after a team-up on Matlida and Growler, before causing another upset in this heat on Mother of all Bricks IE, tossing him OOTA.
Roboteers, stand by€¦
The house robots here are Sir Killalot and Cassius Chrome.
3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
ACTIVATE!!!
And off, they are!
EtMT drives right into Terrorhurtz and, like Wedge Devo, drives right onto Terrorhurtz and gets hammered by the axe, which doesnt do much damage to the hardox flipper other than a miniscule scratch. EtMT drives off of Terrorhurtz, but the Team Hurtz bot drives into EtMT from the sides, shoving him into the wall, but EtMT easily escapes. Terrorhurtz chases after him, but EtMT reverses suddenly, over one side of Terrorhurtz, who also reverses, but too late, and onto EtMTs flipper€¦in a flash Terrorhurtz ends up on his back, but before he can self-right, EtMT pushes him into the wall and tries for an early OOTA. Terrorhurtz goes flying; however, his axe catches the arena wall and he bounces off to the side, still on his back. As he rights himself, EtMT comes flying in and prevents this as Terrorhurtz falls onto the wedge and is tossed over again! He rights himself, only to fall back onto EtMTs wedge and is tossed AGAIN!
This times its into Cassius Chromes CPZ, and Killalot wheels towards that CPZ. EtMT shoves Terrorhurtz into EtMT, who fires the flipper; the big Hz12 is forced axe-first into Cassius Chromes face, and pushes the axe into Cassius Chrome in an attempt to self-right; the result is Terrorhurtzs axe catching a slot in Cassius Chromes armour where the scoop is attached to the body, and this doesnt look good now for Terrorhurtz! EtMT backs away into the pit trigger, opening the pit, whilst Killalot reaches the CPZ, but cant seem to grip Terrorhurtz properly. The other house robot spins around and slams Terrorhurtz into the arena wall, loosening the grip he has on Cassius Chrome, and Terrorhurtz is released, but not for long, as Killalot gets the claw under, and crunches down€¦oh, no, its going to be a loss via pitting! EtMT patiently waits for Killalot to dump Terrorhurtz into the pit, but instead, Killalot turns and, still gripping Terrorhurtz, drives him into the angle grinder. Sparks fly, and suddenly Terrorhurtz finds himself with only half a front panel left! His lets fly the axe, and hits Killalots chestplate, but doesnt really do that much damage, and Killalot turns to the pit, finally. EtMT decides that hes done waiting, and so rams Cassius Chrome head on, but bounces off him, and attempts to go at the side. Killalot turns sharply, dropping Terrorhurtz onto his back, who rights himself, and both Terrorhurtz and Killalot rush at EtMT, who has Cassius Chrome on the wedge and, rather than flipping him, shoves him into Killalot. Terrorhurtz lets fly the axe, which hits Cassius Chrome but no damage seems to be done to him either. EtMT fires the flipper and inverts Cassius Chrome into Killalot, who is all but frustrated as he pushes Cassius Chrome in an attempt to right him and is turned on by Terrorhurtz, who is hacking into the side of Killalot! Sir Killalot turns, and EtMT pushes Cassius Chrome aside, ramming the front of Killalot, and getting under him. However, it seems that EtMT doesnt have the strength to toss Killalot over his head€¦Terrorhurtz, probably feeling murderous, betrays EtMT and attacks him with the axe! Theres nothing EtMT can do now, what with Killalot trapped on the wedge, and not enough power to toss him. EtMT turns at Terrorhurtz and finds the big Hz12 at his side again, thwacking! Killalot finally gets his thread down on the ground, and reverses away. An angered EtMT turns as Terrorhurtz backs away, and hits the spinner button, and the spinner activates for the first time in this tournament! Killalot chases Terrorhurtz down, who tries to attack EtMT, but EtMT attacks Terrorhurtz first, getting under the front now and tossing him high into the air. A great cloud of CO2 is released from EtMT, but that same toss sent Terrorhurtz flying€¦into the pit! BOOM! Killalot chases EtMT around, but Franks creation gets the rear of the big bad knight and tips him onto his face.
CEASE!
Terrorhurtz was aimed and shot straight into the pit.
ENTER THE MAY TRACKS MOVES ON TO THE SERIES FINAL!
-Aquarius
-Enter the May Tracks
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Coming up: Heat C
Orka MK4 VS. La Machine
Slaying Mantis F VS. Wedga Revo 2.0
The Crashing Bore VS. Mass Disctruction Ultimate 3
Vampire Killer VS. Metal Sonic Spin Dash
Pre-diddly-ictions? Tic-tacs? Both? Or a packet of crisps?
EDIT: Chris, to answer your question from way earlier, La Machine is a long box with a front Splinter-style wedge and a horizontal bar (towards the opponent) in the center-top.
(Message edited by kodster on April 30, 2006)
Here we go with the Heat B final!

Terrorhurtz took out Ripper with many axe blows and pitting, then went on to beat Wedge Devolution in a HUGE upset, with damage being the main factor.
Enter the May Tracks sent Son of Ripper 5.0 OOTA after a team-up on Matlida and Growler, before causing another upset in this heat on Mother of all Bricks IE, tossing him OOTA.
Roboteers, stand by€¦
The house robots here are Sir Killalot and Cassius Chrome.
3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
ACTIVATE!!!
And off, they are!


CEASE!
Terrorhurtz was aimed and shot straight into the pit.
ENTER THE MAY TRACKS MOVES ON TO THE SERIES FINAL!
-Aquarius
-Enter the May Tracks
-
-
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Coming up: Heat C
Orka MK4 VS. La Machine
Slaying Mantis F VS. Wedga Revo 2.0
The Crashing Bore VS. Mass Disctruction Ultimate 3
Vampire Killer VS. Metal Sonic Spin Dash
Pre-diddly-ictions? Tic-tacs? Both? Or a packet of crisps?

EDIT: Chris, to answer your question from way earlier, La Machine is a long box with a front Splinter-style wedge and a horizontal bar (towards the opponent) in the center-top.
(Message edited by kodster on April 30, 2006)
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