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Pussycat Tribute Tournament 5
...is it? Can it be?! After all these years, is it really possible?!? It is...NEW FIGHTS!!!
HEAT F
ROUND 1
MELEE 1
AXE-O-LOTL Vs FRAGMENTOR Vs NOT ANOTHER PUSHOVER 3 Vs VOLTRONIC (11)
FROM ONEHOUSE, IN SUFFOLK, AXE-O-LOTL!
(represented by Christopher Mason)
Yes, the names sounds like a typo, but thats not whats important in vapourboteering. Well, except to the writer. Essentially a wheeled Comengetorix sans the flipper, the amphibious Axe-o-Lotl is a sleek box-wedge with a powerful 180 degree axe. Equal in power to the great Dominator 2, the hammer can produce about 40 whacks per fight and with the diamond tip, few things will be able to withstand it. As well as this, the newbie has traction on a par with Storm 2 (definately a good thing!) and a low ground clearance will give flippers a hard time. However, the aluminium/titanium armour is questionable and 20mph top speeds will make it hard for this amphibian to swim in a straight line.
IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: did not compete
IN PTT4: did not compete
FROM KILKIVAN, IN AUSTRALIA, FRAGMENTOR!
(represented by Aaron Knight)
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...both of which youll be after meeting Aarons latest creation. Heptagonal in shape, Fragmentors main weapon is its lethal horizontal disc at the front. The flywheel can reach speeds of 4500rpm and produce up to 80kJ of energy at maximum power! Aluminium, titanium and even Hardox isnt safe from this beasty! This newcomer also sports a strong mix of titanium, Hardox and polycarbonate armouring itself and the invertibility will make it hellish for flippers to vanquish. But the two wheel drive doesnt offer much pushing power and every blow can send the machine into a bigger tizz than Warhead. Is Fragmentor the one wholl end up in pieces?
IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: did not compete
IN PTT4: did not compete
FROM OTTOWA, IN CANADA, NOT ANOTHER PUSHOVER 3!
(represented by Matty McDonald)
Not Another Pushover? Well be the judge of that, mladdo. :wink: This invertible skirted box may very well live up to it, though, given that its twin 36v LEM-130s can give horsepower equal to the RW world king that is Storm 2! One good thrust will see an enemy slide up the front wedge and onto the Pussycat-style circular saw sticking out of it - underbellies beware! Along with this, the pusher sports excellent 7mm titanium plating and 20mph will make it hard for others to catch up with...although, such speeds make it hard to control the 6WD machine and iffy manoueverability may also make Pushover...well, a pushover.
IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: did not compete
IN PTT4: did not compete
FROM SAN FRANSISCO, IN CALIFORNIA, AND SEEDED NO.11, VOLTRONIC!
(represented by Stephen Felk and Matty Fowler)
Probably the most successful of the remaining real robots still entering the PTT, Voltronic returns for a fifth crack at the title with very little changes (what else is new, Mr Felk?) One of the lowest wedges in town, our 11th seed hopes to rise to the occasion with its lifting arm, complete with triple moveable spikes on the end. Whatever gets caught on that lifter stays on, baby. The thick armouring also makes this one of the toughest realies competing and when push comes to shove, the two wheels are able to hold their own well. However, the invertible frame does make them exposed to axes n crushers and the fact that its easily outstripped could result in a shocking defeat for Stephen and Matt.
IN PTT1: ploughed through Razer and Chaos 2 before being pitted by Beta in Round 2 of the Semis
IN PTT2: reached Round 2 of the Semis again, having conquered the likes of Dishonourable Discharge and Anarchy on the way, where Pure Evil knocked it out with the rear disc
IN PTT3: ended up being ripped up and immobilized by Disctruction EVO in Round 3
IN PTT4: made its third series Semi-Final, but was quickly pitted by Mother of All Bricks 2 in the first Round
House Robots - Surlygig and Michael Pliers
Roboteers stand by...
3...2...1...
ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!
Off to the quickest start, Axe-o-Lotl and Not Another Pushover career into the centre of the ring and collide head-on, both bouncing away as Chris axe fires down onto the arena floor! Just as it retracts, Matty McD is back on the offence and rams into the fellow newcomers side before it can swerve away! Slipping that little bit deeper under its rival, the more experienced vapourbot shoves the Comengetorix lookalike into the nearest wall, the circular saw nibbling away at the bottom of the aluminium sides! In the meantime, Fragmentor and Voltronic have been a bit more tentative than the other two. Right now, both machines are attempting to encircle the other, each looking for a good way in to cause maximum carnage. At last, Aaron becomes first to make a move and charges straight at the No.11 seed! With a bit of skillful (and lucky) driving, Stephens fighter merely gets a glancing blow from the disc, sending Fragmentor into a spin itself! However, the flywheel has still left a nasty scar and just as Voltronic starts making its way over to its whirling rival, Aaron regains control and dashes back into the Battlebots side! Dent number two is added to the tough wedges shell and the Aussie competitor is off again before it can make any attempt to retaliate! Meanwhile, Axe-o-Lotl is yet to get a blow in on Not Another Pushover and things have just gotten worse - as Matty has shoved it down the ring and deep into Michael Pliers corner! Just as the House Robot and the newbie begin exchanging hammer blows, Mr McD changes course and shoots back up the arena straight into the Void Activator! But just as the siren begins deafening the audience yet again, Axe-o-Lotl finally escapes from Mikes zone (Chris bot now sporting several dints and Mikey with a punctured head) and rockets to the top of the ring n right up Not Another Pushovers rear! As the two hefty rammers start duking it out again, Fragmentor and Voltronic are continuing their little dance! Eager to avenge its earlier scars, the No.11 seed gets a burst of speed and manages to partially slip itself under the newcomers side! Aaron immediately tries to turn around and dish out another disc attack, but Stephen manages to guide them into an arena wall before he gets the chance! Now right under the Aussie with nowhere for it to go, the PTT all-star carefully positions itself and Mr Fowler activates the lifting arm...hooking into one of Fragmentors wheel houses with the spiked end! While Matty Mac and Christopher continue their little sluggerfest (the hammerbot finally getting some blows in now! ^^), Voltronic slowly turns around and carries the suspended spinner across the ring to that infamous hole at the bottom! All Aaron can do is keep the disc whirling and watch the wheels spin in mid-air as the No.11 seed comes to a halt near the Voids edge and slowly lowers in the newcomer from Down Under!
Fragmentor turns to dust! Mind the refs vaccuum cleaner, Aaron! :wink:
Backing away from the pit, Voltronic turns and goes to join the other remaining competitors...although, they seem to be having a good time without him! By now, Chris and Mr McD are whirling around in a terrible quickstep, the hammer of Axe-o-Lotl slamming down on the fellow newbies titanium top when they get too close! Shell merely sporting a dent, the pusher twirls around (swinging the axe off in the process) and scrapes itself underneath the side of the Comengetorix lookalike! Now going at full-throttle, the 6WD box-wedge thunders down the warzone with the hammerbot trapped on its wedge, the Pussycat saw nibbling at the aluminium once again! Axe-o-Lotls mighty weapon is crashing down wildly as Mr Mason tries to grapple onto the arena floor and prevent becoming the next victim of the Void...but the hammer barely gets a grip! Matty just keeps going and within seconds, the axe master has been shoved down into the purple-and-yellow abyss that we all know and fear!
CEASE!!!!!
Axe-o-Lotl couldnt swim with the big fishes and gets carted off to the nearest pet shop!
NOT ANOTHER PUSHOVER 3 AND VOLTRONIC (11) GO THROUGH TO ROUND 2!!!
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HEAT F
ROUND 1
MELEE 2
ACHILLES (22) Vs GLASGOW KISS Vs PANIC ATTACK Vs SLICE N DICE ON STEROIDS
FROM GEDDINGTON, IN NORTHAMPTONSHIRE, AND SEEDED NO.22, ACHILLES!
(represented by Alex Holt)
Heel, boy! Heel! Now in its third year of PTTness, Achilles returns to the battlefield to avenge its oh-so narrow loss last time around. Sturdy as the infamous warrior its named after, this skirted box-wedges chief weapon is a rear-hinged hydraulic/pneumatic arm (he can change the mechanism between fights. Posh.). Accompanying this is a small claw on top, which allows the former NSBFL champ to clamp its enemies and carry them around the ring. The titanium and vulcanised rubber shell will make it very hard to even scratch this Athenian legend and the four wheel drive is quite phenominal...but the 18mph speeds could make control tricky and the lack of any truly harmful weaponry could turn Achilles into a Greek farce.
IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: dumped into the Pit by Tornado in Round 2
IN PTT4: narrowly beaten in its Heat Final by the Crashing Bore in a 28.5-28 decision
FROM LARGS, IN AYRSHIRE, GLASGOW KISS!
(represented by Scott Anderson)
Jings, crivvens, help mah boab! Hes back again! Still the same old psychadelic domey thingy as last time, Glasgow Kiss returns to prove that its hometown really is miles better! Unchanged since its defeat in the previous war, the chief weapon remains that 1000psi pneumatic axe, complete with two horrible hammerheads and enough pushing power on those four sellotaped wheels than the Flying Scotsman. The trippy 7mm titanium shell is tough enough to withstand a lot of punishment and the 15mph make it both nippy and manoueverable. However, the wheels remain exposed to fellow axes from the top and with a 10mm ground clearance all round, a few flips could see Glasgow Kiss thrown back intae the River Clyde!
IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: did not compete
IN PTT4: was rammed out the ring by the Ultimate Wedge in Round 1 as it burst between two fences!
FROM CWMBRAN, PANIC ATTACK!
(represented by Kim Davis and Martyn Forsyth)
Dont panic? Aye right! Theres a former RW champ in the building! A sleek silver box with a wedged front and those spider graphics, Panic Attack returns to rebuild its recent losses in the tournament. As ever, the electric lifting forks at the front get top billing for weaponry, easily capable of tipping over even the heaviest of machines - just ask Shunt :wink:. The strength of the four inner wheels mean that any victim impaled on the prongs is in for a fair few bashes and the skirting at the sides and rear offer good flipper protection...but the self-righter is as slow as ever and the vulnerable aluminium armour is definately cause for panic on Kims behalf
IN PTT1: defeated by Vlad the Impaler in the second Round...with a bit of help from Tildy
IN PTT2: was cut up by Machine of the People in its Heat Final
IN PTT3: battered in Round 2 by Supreme Glory Beta
IN PTT4: thrown uncerimoniously out the ring by Maximum Velocity in Round 1!
FROM ENGLAND, SLICE N DICE ON STEROIDS!
(represented by Richard Southworth)
Kids, dont do drugs, mkay? If you do drugs, youre bad, mkay? Enter Richs invertible box to disprove Mr Mackeys philosophy with (in his own words) a big-ass disc. Weighing in at 25kg, this front vertical flywheel can reach speeds of 3000rpm and could easily prove a match for some of our tougher competitors. The compact nature of this newbie and the 4mm hardox armour make it especially hard to crack open and the skirting all the way round will certainly scare off a few flippers. Unfortauntely, though, the two wheels dont offer much traction and their vulnerability to overhead attacks could mean that Slice n Dice is sent to the Priory Clinic sooner than it wouldve liked.
IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: did not compete
IN PTT4: did not compete
Today, Achilles flipper will be going pneumatic, baby.
House Robots - Scream and Uncle Sam
Roboteers stand by...
3...2...1...
ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!
Getting its third PTT off to a flying start, Achilles shoots out of its starting spotlight and heads straight for its first victim - Panic Attack! However, Kim seems to have seen this coming (itd be hard not to) and swerves out of harms way...just as Slice n Dice comes in and whacks the veterans aluminium side with its horrible flywheel! It seems like everyone is after the former RW champ as Glasgow Kiss makes its way over as well! Ploughing past Richies entry, the pyschadelic dome smashes into the long-time PTT competitor and begins raining down a hail of blows onto its arachnid-bearing lid! However, a little manouevering has allowed Panic Attack to slip the forks underneath the Scot bot and slowly begins lifting the fellow veteran up off the arena floor! Unfortunately, though, this little trick doesnt last much longer, for as Kim starts pushing Glasgow Kiss out to the middle of the ring, Slice n Dice dashes back in and smacks the former RW champs side again! Not only does this wallop knock Scotty free, but it also nearly rips a skirt clean off the yellow peril! Oh, and just wheres Achilles in all this? The Void Activator siren provides us with an answer as the No.22 seed rockets into view and smashes straight through all of the other competitors! Just as the trio start regaining their bearings, the NSTT Finalist comes charging in again and whos on the receiving end this time? Slice n Dice! Wedge meets disc in a shower of sparks as Alexs machine slides under the newbie and effortlessly shoves it to the closest fence! Before Richie can even blink, the flipper is activated and the spinner is sent soaring over the wall and out of the competition!
Slice n Dice on Steroids suffers from a major overdose of failure! At least the digitalised druggiell go out on a high...
On the other side of the ring, Panic Attack isnt doing much better. As Slice n Dice was neatly disposed of, Glasgow Kiss quickly got the upper hand in a small dance-off by scooping under the veterans damaged skirt and shoving it into the opposite arena wall! Desperately, Kim tries to manouevre his beloved creation away, but all hes getting for his troubles is blow after blow after blow from Scottys hammer! Considering the axes power and Panic Attacks age, its quite a wonder its still fighting to survive! The aluminium lid is getting pounded like butchers meat, yet the second RW champ is soldiering on, squirming in hope of escape with the forks on high...until now. Finally stopping the hammer, Mr Anderson backs Glasgow Kiss away. Poor old P.A. now sits completely static and looking more battered than a deep-fried Mars bar. The electronics just couldnt take the might of the axe any longer and now, Kim just waits on the Grim Beeper, while Scotty goes off to play with Achilles for a while...
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!!!!!!!!!!
CEASE!!!!!
Panic Attack suffers yet another corinary and limps back to Wales for a new pacemaker!
ACHILLES (22) AND GLASGOW KISS GO THROUGH TO ROUND 2!!!
(Message edited by Steven_McG on October 18, 2005)
...is it? Can it be?! After all these years, is it really possible?!? It is...NEW FIGHTS!!!
HEAT F
ROUND 1
MELEE 1
AXE-O-LOTL Vs FRAGMENTOR Vs NOT ANOTHER PUSHOVER 3 Vs VOLTRONIC (11)
FROM ONEHOUSE, IN SUFFOLK, AXE-O-LOTL!
(represented by Christopher Mason)
Yes, the names sounds like a typo, but thats not whats important in vapourboteering. Well, except to the writer.
Essentially a wheeled Comengetorix sans the flipper, the amphibious Axe-o-Lotl is a sleek box-wedge with a powerful 180 degree axe. Equal in power to the great Dominator 2, the hammer can produce about 40 whacks per fight and with the diamond tip, few things will be able to withstand it. As well as this, the newbie has traction on a par with Storm 2 (definately a good thing!) and a low ground clearance will give flippers a hard time. However, the aluminium/titanium armour is questionable and 20mph top speeds will make it hard for this amphibian to swim in a straight line. IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: did not compete
IN PTT4: did not compete
FROM KILKIVAN, IN AUSTRALIA, FRAGMENTOR!
(represented by Aaron Knight)
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...both of which youll be after meeting Aarons latest creation.
Heptagonal in shape, Fragmentors main weapon is its lethal horizontal disc at the front. The flywheel can reach speeds of 4500rpm and produce up to 80kJ of energy at maximum power! Aluminium, titanium and even Hardox isnt safe from this beasty! This newcomer also sports a strong mix of titanium, Hardox and polycarbonate armouring itself and the invertibility will make it hellish for flippers to vanquish. But the two wheel drive doesnt offer much pushing power and every blow can send the machine into a bigger tizz than Warhead. Is Fragmentor the one wholl end up in pieces? IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: did not compete
IN PTT4: did not compete
FROM OTTOWA, IN CANADA, NOT ANOTHER PUSHOVER 3!
(represented by Matty McDonald)
Not Another Pushover? Well be the judge of that, mladdo. :wink: This invertible skirted box may very well live up to it, though, given that its twin 36v LEM-130s can give horsepower equal to the RW world king that is Storm 2! One good thrust will see an enemy slide up the front wedge and onto the Pussycat-style circular saw sticking out of it - underbellies beware! Along with this, the pusher sports excellent 7mm titanium plating and 20mph will make it hard for others to catch up with...although, such speeds make it hard to control the 6WD machine and iffy manoueverability may also make Pushover...well, a pushover.
IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: did not compete
IN PTT4: did not compete
FROM SAN FRANSISCO, IN CALIFORNIA, AND SEEDED NO.11, VOLTRONIC!
(represented by Stephen Felk and Matty Fowler)
Probably the most successful of the remaining real robots still entering the PTT, Voltronic returns for a fifth crack at the title with very little changes (what else is new, Mr Felk?
) One of the lowest wedges in town, our 11th seed hopes to rise to the occasion with its lifting arm, complete with triple moveable spikes on the end. Whatever gets caught on that lifter stays on, baby. The thick armouring also makes this one of the toughest realies competing and when push comes to shove, the two wheels are able to hold their own well. However, the invertible frame does make them exposed to axes n crushers and the fact that its easily outstripped could result in a shocking defeat for Stephen and Matt. IN PTT1: ploughed through Razer and Chaos 2 before being pitted by Beta in Round 2 of the Semis
IN PTT2: reached Round 2 of the Semis again, having conquered the likes of Dishonourable Discharge and Anarchy on the way, where Pure Evil knocked it out with the rear disc
IN PTT3: ended up being ripped up and immobilized by Disctruction EVO in Round 3
IN PTT4: made its third series Semi-Final, but was quickly pitted by Mother of All Bricks 2 in the first Round
House Robots - Surlygig and Michael Pliers
Roboteers stand by...
3...2...1...
ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!
Off to the quickest start, Axe-o-Lotl and Not Another Pushover career into the centre of the ring and collide head-on, both bouncing away as Chris axe fires down onto the arena floor! Just as it retracts, Matty McD is back on the offence and rams into the fellow newcomers side before it can swerve away! Slipping that little bit deeper under its rival, the more experienced vapourbot shoves the Comengetorix lookalike into the nearest wall, the circular saw nibbling away at the bottom of the aluminium sides! In the meantime, Fragmentor and Voltronic have been a bit more tentative than the other two. Right now, both machines are attempting to encircle the other, each looking for a good way in to cause maximum carnage. At last, Aaron becomes first to make a move and charges straight at the No.11 seed! With a bit of skillful (and lucky) driving, Stephens fighter merely gets a glancing blow from the disc, sending Fragmentor into a spin itself! However, the flywheel has still left a nasty scar and just as Voltronic starts making its way over to its whirling rival, Aaron regains control and dashes back into the Battlebots side! Dent number two is added to the tough wedges shell and the Aussie competitor is off again before it can make any attempt to retaliate! Meanwhile, Axe-o-Lotl is yet to get a blow in on Not Another Pushover and things have just gotten worse - as Matty has shoved it down the ring and deep into Michael Pliers corner! Just as the House Robot and the newbie begin exchanging hammer blows, Mr McD changes course and shoots back up the arena straight into the Void Activator! But just as the siren begins deafening the audience yet again, Axe-o-Lotl finally escapes from Mikes zone (Chris bot now sporting several dints and Mikey with a punctured head
) and rockets to the top of the ring n right up Not Another Pushovers rear! As the two hefty rammers start duking it out again, Fragmentor and Voltronic are continuing their little dance! Eager to avenge its earlier scars, the No.11 seed gets a burst of speed and manages to partially slip itself under the newcomers side! Aaron immediately tries to turn around and dish out another disc attack, but Stephen manages to guide them into an arena wall before he gets the chance! Now right under the Aussie with nowhere for it to go, the PTT all-star carefully positions itself and Mr Fowler activates the lifting arm...hooking into one of Fragmentors wheel houses with the spiked end! While Matty Mac and Christopher continue their little sluggerfest (the hammerbot finally getting some blows in now! ^^), Voltronic slowly turns around and carries the suspended spinner across the ring to that infamous hole at the bottom! All Aaron can do is keep the disc whirling and watch the wheels spin in mid-air as the No.11 seed comes to a halt near the Voids edge and slowly lowers in the newcomer from Down Under! Fragmentor turns to dust! Mind the refs vaccuum cleaner, Aaron! :wink:
Backing away from the pit, Voltronic turns and goes to join the other remaining competitors...although, they seem to be having a good time without him!
By now, Chris and Mr McD are whirling around in a terrible quickstep, the hammer of Axe-o-Lotl slamming down on the fellow newbies titanium top when they get too close! Shell merely sporting a dent, the pusher twirls around (swinging the axe off in the process) and scrapes itself underneath the side of the Comengetorix lookalike! Now going at full-throttle, the 6WD box-wedge thunders down the warzone with the hammerbot trapped on its wedge, the Pussycat saw nibbling at the aluminium once again! Axe-o-Lotls mighty weapon is crashing down wildly as Mr Mason tries to grapple onto the arena floor and prevent becoming the next victim of the Void...but the hammer barely gets a grip! Matty just keeps going and within seconds, the axe master has been shoved down into the purple-and-yellow abyss that we all know and fear! CEASE!!!!!
Axe-o-Lotl couldnt swim with the big fishes and gets carted off to the nearest pet shop!
NOT ANOTHER PUSHOVER 3 AND VOLTRONIC (11) GO THROUGH TO ROUND 2!!!
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HEAT F
ROUND 1
MELEE 2
ACHILLES (22) Vs GLASGOW KISS Vs PANIC ATTACK Vs SLICE N DICE ON STEROIDS
FROM GEDDINGTON, IN NORTHAMPTONSHIRE, AND SEEDED NO.22, ACHILLES!
(represented by Alex Holt)
Heel, boy! Heel!
Now in its third year of PTTness, Achilles returns to the battlefield to avenge its oh-so narrow loss last time around. Sturdy as the infamous warrior its named after, this skirted box-wedges chief weapon is a rear-hinged hydraulic/pneumatic arm (he can change the mechanism between fights. Posh.). Accompanying this is a small claw on top, which allows the former NSBFL champ to clamp its enemies and carry them around the ring. The titanium and vulcanised rubber shell will make it very hard to even scratch this Athenian legend and the four wheel drive is quite phenominal...but the 18mph speeds could make control tricky and the lack of any truly harmful weaponry could turn Achilles into a Greek farce. IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: dumped into the Pit by Tornado in Round 2
IN PTT4: narrowly beaten in its Heat Final by the Crashing Bore in a 28.5-28 decision
FROM LARGS, IN AYRSHIRE, GLASGOW KISS!
(represented by Scott Anderson)
Jings, crivvens, help mah boab! Hes back again!
Still the same old psychadelic domey thingy as last time, Glasgow Kiss returns to prove that its hometown really is miles better! Unchanged since its defeat in the previous war, the chief weapon remains that 1000psi pneumatic axe, complete with two horrible hammerheads and enough pushing power on those four sellotaped wheels than the Flying Scotsman. The trippy 7mm titanium shell is tough enough to withstand a lot of punishment and the 15mph make it both nippy and manoueverable. However, the wheels remain exposed to fellow axes from the top and with a 10mm ground clearance all round, a few flips could see Glasgow Kiss thrown back intae the River Clyde! IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: did not compete
IN PTT4: was rammed out the ring by the Ultimate Wedge in Round 1 as it burst between two fences!
FROM CWMBRAN, PANIC ATTACK!
(represented by Kim Davis and Martyn Forsyth)
Dont panic? Aye right! Theres a former RW champ in the building!
A sleek silver box with a wedged front and those spider graphics, Panic Attack returns to rebuild its recent losses in the tournament. As ever, the electric lifting forks at the front get top billing for weaponry, easily capable of tipping over even the heaviest of machines - just ask Shunt :wink:. The strength of the four inner wheels mean that any victim impaled on the prongs is in for a fair few bashes and the skirting at the sides and rear offer good flipper protection...but the self-righter is as slow as ever and the vulnerable aluminium armour is definately cause for panic on Kims behalf IN PTT1: defeated by Vlad the Impaler in the second Round...with a bit of help from Tildy
IN PTT2: was cut up by Machine of the People in its Heat Final
IN PTT3: battered in Round 2 by Supreme Glory Beta
IN PTT4: thrown uncerimoniously out the ring by Maximum Velocity in Round 1!
FROM ENGLAND, SLICE N DICE ON STEROIDS!
(represented by Richard Southworth)
Kids, dont do drugs, mkay? If you do drugs, youre bad, mkay? Enter Richs invertible box to disprove Mr Mackeys philosophy with (in his own words) a big-ass disc.
Weighing in at 25kg, this front vertical flywheel can reach speeds of 3000rpm and could easily prove a match for some of our tougher competitors. The compact nature of this newbie and the 4mm hardox armour make it especially hard to crack open and the skirting all the way round will certainly scare off a few flippers. Unfortauntely, though, the two wheels dont offer much traction and their vulnerability to overhead attacks could mean that Slice n Dice is sent to the Priory Clinic sooner than it wouldve liked. IN PTT1: did not compete
IN PTT2: did not compete
IN PTT3: did not compete
IN PTT4: did not compete
Today, Achilles flipper will be going pneumatic, baby.
House Robots - Scream and Uncle Sam
Roboteers stand by...
3...2...1...
ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!
Getting its third PTT off to a flying start, Achilles shoots out of its starting spotlight and heads straight for its first victim - Panic Attack! However, Kim seems to have seen this coming (itd be hard not to) and swerves out of harms way...just as Slice n Dice comes in and whacks the veterans aluminium side with its horrible flywheel! It seems like everyone is after the former RW champ as Glasgow Kiss makes its way over as well! Ploughing past Richies entry, the pyschadelic dome smashes into the long-time PTT competitor and begins raining down a hail of blows onto its arachnid-bearing lid! However, a little manouevering has allowed Panic Attack to slip the forks underneath the Scot bot and slowly begins lifting the fellow veteran up off the arena floor! Unfortunately, though, this little trick doesnt last much longer, for as Kim starts pushing Glasgow Kiss out to the middle of the ring, Slice n Dice dashes back in and smacks the former RW champs side again! Not only does this wallop knock Scotty free, but it also nearly rips a skirt clean off the yellow peril! Oh, and just wheres Achilles in all this? The Void Activator siren provides us with an answer as the No.22 seed rockets into view and smashes straight through all of the other competitors! Just as the trio start regaining their bearings, the NSTT Finalist comes charging in again and whos on the receiving end this time? Slice n Dice! Wedge meets disc in a shower of sparks as Alexs machine slides under the newbie and effortlessly shoves it to the closest fence! Before Richie can even blink, the flipper is activated and the spinner is sent soaring over the wall and out of the competition!
Slice n Dice on Steroids suffers from a major overdose of failure! At least the digitalised druggiell go out on a high...
On the other side of the ring, Panic Attack isnt doing much better. As Slice n Dice was neatly disposed of, Glasgow Kiss quickly got the upper hand in a small dance-off by scooping under the veterans damaged skirt and shoving it into the opposite arena wall! Desperately, Kim tries to manouevre his beloved creation away, but all hes getting for his troubles is blow after blow after blow from Scottys hammer! Considering the axes power and Panic Attacks age, its quite a wonder its still fighting to survive! The aluminium lid is getting pounded like butchers meat, yet the second RW champ is soldiering on, squirming in hope of escape with the forks on high...until now. Finally stopping the hammer, Mr Anderson backs Glasgow Kiss away. Poor old P.A. now sits completely static and looking more battered than a deep-fried Mars bar.
The electronics just couldnt take the might of the axe any longer and now, Kim just waits on the Grim Beeper, while Scotty goes off to play with Achilles for a while... 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!!!!!!!!!!
CEASE!!!!!
Panic Attack suffers yet another corinary and limps back to Wales for a new pacemaker!
ACHILLES (22) AND GLASGOW KISS GO THROUGH TO ROUND 2!!!
(Message edited by Steven_McG on October 18, 2005)
and maybe even do the odd mini-tourn, but another major after this one is very unlikely. I just really like doing my FanFic.net stuff and the like (search for Professor Vengeance there if bored! :wink
and this means I can give more focus to them and branch out with my writing
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