The Election

[anukhet]

The Election

Chocolate orange Hob-Nobs?

[bex]

The Election

Yes please... my ears popped up when i heard the word chocolate lol... Frank stau away

[RogueTwoRobots]

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Just send those Jaffa cakes my way - Ill give em a good home *pats stomach happily*

[anukhet]

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Obviously the way to world domination is through a few packets of bikkys (laughs evily and ends up choking on a jaffa cake)

[psychostorm]

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*A Drone and Ceri watch on as a Cyberman write something down.*

World domination, D-O-M-I-N-A-T-I-O-N by Biscuits, B-I-S-C-U-I-T-S

I think weve got the idea of that, now all we need is a plan.

*All start scratching their heads...*

[anukhet]

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Cyberman, too worried about the accuracy of its spelling misses the bus to Earth.....

[bex]

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hmmm im good at making plans can i help pwease

[swiss_tony]

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Sigh...looking dim for the LEMocratics. Come on people! Theres food involved! FREE food! ANYTHING you want! Hell, ANYTHING you want?
...Please?

[psychostorm]

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*walks towards console.*

I still cant believe it though. A collective mind of 120,000 drones and we still cant come up with half decent world domination plan.

*taps a few buttons on borg console.*

Alright Bex, Ill beam you up, but this is gonna tickle.

*smooths button. A green shimmer appears behind Ceri. He picks up the small object behind him.*

Bexs mug. Do not touch! Oh for petes sake. 120,000 drones here and they cant spare 1 to realign the targetting scanners...

[bex]

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ohhhhh i liked being tickled. and a mug wow and is it me or is Anthony getting desperate for votes lol

[psychostorm]

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Lets ty it now.

*smooths button again. A green shiny silhouette appears behind him.*

Welcome aboard the Cube, Bex. Here, have your Mug back.

*Hands mug over.chucks Bex a badge.*

If you ever want to be here or back on Earth just press that badge. Now I suppose you want to see the view from orbit but unfortunately there no windows, so this is the best I can do.

*Taps panel and a screen appears in mid air with view of full Earth on it.*

[swiss_tony]

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I got teleported too...And...MY LEFT FOOT IS WHERE MY RIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO BE!

[anukhet]

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Youll be glad there arent any windows to look out of because if the drones are so stupid that you cant even have your own mug then theyre stupid enough to throw open a window if it gets a bit warm

Anyway - in geo-synchronous orbit youd be travelling so fast that if you stick your head out of the window your hat will blow off

[anukhet]

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Anthony, stop hopping around in circles for goodness sake!

[bex]

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Karoline dont use big words at this time of night they are too hard to digest...