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[andrewj]

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[I will not post anything here until the argument is well and truly gone and you have excepted my 10,000th apology!]

Im a sucker, eh? Your a LIAR!

[dinowarrior]

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Ah, no, that was a threat, not a lie. Theyre slightly different.

[Guest]

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*trying to change subject*

I wish Tom Roper was back, sorry Chris, but some of your fights with Tom were funny.

Whats the heat 2 lineup, cos I forgot.

[dinowarrior]

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I guess they were. But I agree, I really want the subject changed too, so no more arguments in here, OK, please? Ill try not to anywhere else.

Dave, I beieve one of your robots is in this heat.

Hurricane vs Storm 2 vs Return of Roadblock
Ripper Roo vs Slaying Mantis E vs Crusha

Sumo

CDM vs Jakamoko 2

[Guest]

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Matt, want to gang up on Storm 2?

I will try to get head-on with Storm, because my front is styled on Tanto 2, it should get underneath that scoop and selotape wheels vs flail = nice

[tom_b]

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Right, Ill team up with Ripper Roo & well gang up on Slaying Mantis E. Ill have to keep away also from that big crushing arm. Who owns Ripper Roo? Whoever the owner is, would you like to team up with me against Slaying mantis E?

[matty_haka]

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I thought wed decided that already. You grab em, I spin up and hit the back.

[tom_b]

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OK, Matt. I forgot about that, Ill grab Slaying Mantis while you spin up & hit his rear.

[mr_matt]

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Ok, Ill team up with Dave and when Hurricane has shoved Storm 2 around a bit and hopefully into a wall, ROR will try to flip Storm OOTA.

[pcbore]

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Funnily enough I spoke to Tom R recently and it looks like he may be coming back some time

...OK he didnt actually say he was, but he was interested in what was going on.

[andrewj]

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It was meant to be a secret

[dinowarrior]

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Good news guys. Im already planning the next two battles. I dont know when they will go up, but my exams end this week, so they should be up by then.

[dinowarrior]

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My exams are OVER! HOORAY! And you know what that means? Thats right! MORE DINOWARRIOR DESTRUCTION!

Today, we have 3 more brave/foolish robots hoping to become the ULTIMATE champion. Who will win, I ask myself?

Only one way to find out!

BATTLE 1

The first robot to enter the ring in this fight is CRUSHA, a Kan Opener clone, some may say. But what a robot TO clone. This robot has a massive set of horizontal claws, hard armour and a low ground clearance. The weapon is good, but the wheels are exposed, and in the deadly world of DD, that isnt good!

Ive got a question for you. Can you say Crazy? Well, the next robot to enter certainly cant! This is RIPPER ROO, a crazy but nasty customer. Named after a character from Crash Bandicoot, this cylindrical full body spinner is itching to do some damage, and it ISNT to be taken lightly. Its invertable, but once again, the tyres can be hit.

And finally into the ring is a nasty looking bot named SLAYING MANTIS E, who happens to be a tournament champion himself. This robot is very Razer-equse, with a nasty crushing claw, with added srimech. The design of the claw makes it almost impossible for an oppodent to escape. But, whilst 6 seconds doesnt SEEM like a long time, it is for a srimech to work.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY!

House Robots are Fluffitor and Smudge RV

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And, off the threesome go. I heard rumours of Crusha and Ripper Roo teaming up on Slaying Mantis E. Well, at the moment, Slaying Mantis E is heading in the direction of Crusha with Ripper Roo nowhere in sight. Crusha looks worried, but he has to stay away from that evil claw. Crusha goes up the wedge, but escapes before the claw can be brought down. If youre wondering about the spikes along the body of Slaying Mantis E, theyre to keep it from getting stuck on its side. Still no involvment from Ripper Roo, hes spinning wildly, like his CB counterpart, but not moving. Crusha meanwhile dodges round the back of Slaying Mantis E and crushes in. The armour of Slaying Mantis E is 3mm titanium and aluminium alloy, but it is at the mercy of Crusha. He has it grabbed like Kan Opener has had so many times. NOW Ripper Roo is moving, as Crusha turns Slaying Mantis E slowly towards the spinning bot. BAMM! Ripper Roo hits Slaying Mantis E with a Tremendous CRASH!!! That is going to hurt in the morning. Crusha turns the Slaying Mantis again, as Ripper Roo now hits the side! CRASH! The force sends both Crusha and Slaying Mantis E towards the CPZ. In comes Smudge RV, slamming the two into the wall. Smudge RV travels at 45mph. NOTHING is faster across the arena. And he picks the two and carries them outwards. Still, Crusha is locked with Slaying Mantis E. Can they actually let go? Ripper Roo goes for ANOTHER HIT! Are there bits falling off? Maybe not, but it is close to doing so. The pit release has been activated by Smudge RV. Crusha is bringing a limp Slaying Mantis E towards the pit. It hovers...but it wont drop! Crusha CANT let go! What does it do now? HAH HAH! It drives in WITH Slaying Mantis E. Tom B is celebrating. He knows that since Slaying Mantis hit the deck first, he will survive.

CEASE!

CRUSHA AND RIPPER ROO GO THROUGH!

[matty_haka]

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One word. Lovely!

[tom_b]

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YES!! Through to Round 2, cant wait to see the draw for that?