Dinowarrior Destruction

[dinowarrior]

Dinowarrior Destruction

OK, first of all, Im awfully sorry about the stupidly short fight, but I going for a holiday in Norfolk today, and I wont have access to the internet for a week. Thank you.

So, its final time. Already. Ripper Roo and Hurricane are ready. Are you?

RIPPER ROO VS HURRICANE

ROBOTEERS STAND BY!

House Robots here are Jakamoko 2 and Die-ro, again

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

Rammer vs Spinner. Classic Robot Wars encounter, classic Dinowarrior Destruction encounter. Ripper Roo runs away from the charging Hurricane, now it is spinning up to full speed. It moves in...HITS! Gash made, only a small one, not much on Hurricane...oooh, but its slowly moving and it grinds to a halt! Has that first blow from Ripper Roos devesating spinning body conked Hurricane out? And this is a shock. I thought this would be a tacticians battle, but no. In comes Crash Bandi-bot, as Ripper Roo opens the pit. Crash counts Hurricane out. How disapointing for the team. Had a wonderful fight against Crusha, but what an anticlimax, beaten by Ripper Roos first attack. Disgusted, as Jakamoko 2 pushes it slowly towards the flipper before Ripper Roo can get anywhere. Its gonna be heat final FFF (Floor Flipper Factor), HURRICANE GOES FLYING! Great competitors, but Ripper Roo finally pits them. What a shame.

CEASE!

RIPPER ROO IS THE WINNER, THROUGH TO THE FINAL

Finalists so far

1:Wedge Devolution
2:Ripper Roo

See ya in a week.

[matty_haka]

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Guess whos back in the saddle

Nice fight Chris, and an excellent full tournament debut for Ripper Roo

Keep it up

[martyn]

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*Pushes Matty off the saddle*

[tom_b]

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My tactics for the remaining heats are (if in right order but then again, chaos may reign):

Heat 3
El Persistance vs Tengu 6 vs Montys Pass (me)
If possible, Ill team up with Tengu 6, if we do team up, Ill just get rid of El Persistance by chucking it out of the arena

Heat 4
Hypertension MK2 vs Indisctructable (me) vs Eagle
Ill team up with Eagle to beat Hypertension MK2.

Heat 7
Slammer 4 vs Jamster vs Impact Weapon (me)
Ill help Jamster by helping him defeat Slammer 4 by putting it against the arena wall & out.

Heat 8
Phoenix from the Flame 2 vs Deep Impact vs TB87 (me)
Ill get the blade up to top speed & batter whoever gives me the most problems.

[matty_haka]

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*Climbs back on the saddle*

You didnt expect something original did you?

[dinowarrior]

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Im really sorry for the absence yesterday.

Yesterday, I decided that, if I passed my exam, I would write a battle or two here, AND in SSC. I did. HOORAY! So I thought that I could write.

However, the moment was shattered at about 1.30. My Grandad had been taken to hospital for a reason I never found out that morning. Later, my Dad phoned, saying that he was all right.

At the time given though, he passed away. He was 75 years old.

It was a sad time for all concerned, so I couldnt write anything. I am back now, and keeping my Grandma company.

I should be back writing soon.

[matty_haka]

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Im really sorry Chris, you take your time and take my, and give to your Grandma, my condolences as well as to all concerned

My sympathies,

Matty

[dinowarrior]

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This will be the heat I am doing now.

Hole in the Armour vs Chalkie vs Barbaric Response
Hypertension MK2 vs Indisctructable vs Eagle

Here is...

BATTLE 1

First robot in this new heat is HOLE IN THE ARMOUR 2, an old robot, but certainly a nasty customer. This robot is made out of a Lorry wheel hub, a bit like Sir Chromalot, or Corkscrew 1. However, this robots choice of weapon is a nasty, venomous Fluffy style blade at the bottom of the robot. The robot is destructive, but its wheels are exposed

Next bot to die...err...I mean fight, is CHALKIE. Why Chalkie, I dont know, its not my robot. However, I do know this robot is invertable, had armour a lot like Dominator 2, and has a nasty set of lifting forks, specially designed so they can still work upside down. This robot has 8 wheel drive, Diamonds are its weakness, but I dont see how that works Im afraid.

Finally is the second real robot in this tournament, going by the name BARBARIC RESPONSE. This robot is a relative newcomer to the scene, but shouldnt be underestimated. The whole body is covered by a large flipper, quite able to flip most things over. It came second in the third Tag Team tournament with Hydra, losing to Bulldog Breed and Robochicken. Weakness? Id say it does not like crushers.

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!

House Robots are in the ring: They are Cholera and Leprosy Infection.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And off they go! Id say that Chalkie would be the favourite for this battle. Who is he going to go for? Barbaric Response, maybe? Err...no, hes going straight for Hole in the Armour 2, who is spinning up. The body shell hits Chalkie...but its no use! For some stupid reason, the spinner isnt powerful enough to get through the very, VERY thick armour of Chalkie. No hole in the armour here. Barbaric Response comes in and flips the slowed down Hole in the Armour. Now however, Chalkie uses that invertable forklift to lift up the spinner, and Barbaric Response opens the pit. Its going to be over very quickly...and DOWN goes Hole in the Armour. Its old design just not good enough.

CEASE!!!

CHALKIE AND BARBARIC RESPONSE GO THROUGH.

Sorry if this was a little short, but after my Grandad and college, I havnt had much time. Better late than never though.

[Guest]

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Good fight Chris.

[dinowarrior]

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Soz for update lack, but with all the problems with College and everything, not to mention my Grandmother phoning up asking where my Grandads gone, and asking about some strange, non existant woman (She had a stroke a long time ago that affects her short-term memory). Ill try to do a PROPER battle on Friday, but at the moment I cant guarantee ANYTHING.

[dinowarrior]

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BATTLE 2

The first bot for this melee is the interestinly designed HYPERTENSION MK2. True, the simple box shape isnt THAT interesting, neither are the hindged skirts and hardox armour. But this robots main feature is its flipper. Not only is it powerful, but it is also invertably designed, so it doesnt have to waste time re-righting. Fast as well, I fear for the exposed wheels.

Soaring in next is EAGLE, ready to pounce on anything in its way. This wedge shape isnt really that well protected, neither is the ground clearance that good. In fact, its the slowest in this battle. However, dont count it out until youve seen its weapon...the huge Gravity style flipper. I drear to think what this can flipp. So, whatever you do, DO take care, even if it is slow.

And finally, the true star of Dinowarrior Destruction, and possibly the favourite, INDISCTRUCTABLE! This robot has no weapons, but with a body shape like world champion Storm 2, hard titanium armour all over, 18 horsepower, and the ability to run upside down, who CARES! This robot is the fastest in this heat, reaching speeds of 23mph. Try beating THIS one at your own risk!

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

The house robots are Cholera and Irritator. I cant help but think they may be a tad bit nervous.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

And off they go! More carnage please. OK says Eagle trying to stay out of the way of Indisctructable. Something that is impossible in its own sense. Indisctructable rams Eagle towards, and into, Hypertension MK2. The flipper of Hyper fires, but Eagle is only lifted upwards. Now, however, Indisctructable is under Hyper. Hyper shuts his flipper down, but that only makes things worse. I heard back stage that Eagle and Indisctructable were ganging up on poor old Hyper, and that is the case so far. Anyways, Indisctructable pushes Hyper into the corner...right where Irritator is. The jaw comes down, and Hyper mentioned earlier that it is vulnerable to crushers. STILL Hyper is on top of Inde. Wheres Eagle in all of this? Coming right in, slowly but surely, underneath the raised Hyper. Pause...FLIP! HYPERTENSION MK2 FLIES THROUGH THE AIR...AND LANDS OUTSIDE THE ARENA. WHAT A WAY TO GO. It seemed invincible, but ganging up takes its toll. Now the battle will end...OH, BUT EAGLES JUST FLIPPED IRRITATOR, THATS GREAT! Cholera will not be happy.

CEASE!!!

Well, Cease has been called. Cholera is now trying to re-right Irritator...OH, BUT INDISCTRUCTABLE HAS A GO AT CHOLERA, THATS EVEN BETTER! Cholera has been pinned into the arena wall. Thats not fair, theyre stranding him. Fluffitor, remember this! Theyre attacking your friend. Beware, DD house robots have looong memories.

CEASE!!!

Cease called again. That means Cease Indisctructable. I.E Stop. Desist. Finish. End! Crash Bandibot gives Indisctructable a yellow card, but I think hes lucky to get away with just that.

EAGLE AND INDISCTRUCTABLE GO THROUGH

Round 2

Barbaric Response vs Indisctructable
Chalkie vs Eagle

[Guest]

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Eagle has a large ground clearance at front, Aim for the front, gets the forks under and lift and pit.

[tom_b]

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Forgot I was fighting, Ill keep away from the front flipper of Barbaric Response & push him into the house robots.

[dinowarrior]

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Update will be this weekend...Im NOT about to let this tourny go.

[dinowarrior]

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Welcome back to Dinowarrior Destruction. Now, whos up for a little Sumo? Cos I know Jakamoko 2 is!!!

The third competitor to fight in the sumo ring is EL PERSISTANCE. It certainly SEEMS persistant enough with its incredibly hard looking armour. It IS its own weapon, so it should push well. But beware, Jakamoko may push harder.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

So off goes El Persistance. Straight into Jakamoko 2. Both bots have a virtually zero ground clearance at the front, so this is going to get interesting. They grind, they twist...OH, JAKAMOKO TWISTS TOO FAR! The deadlock breaks, and El Persistance flies into the ring wall. Thankfully, there are no gaps in it...there. But Jakamoko travels forwards, determined. El Persistance turns, but it is having trouble. Jakamoko gets underneath its skirts and rams it into the side! El Persistance escapes...just, and rams into the side of Jakamoko. It rams it towards a gap...OH, BUT JAKAMOKO GETS OUT OF THE WAY, AND SOME OF EL PERSISTANCES 6 WHEELS GO OVER THE EDGE. Jakamoko pauses...and then comes in and pushes. El Persistance goes out.

CEASE!

In a Time of 42.56 seconds.

See ya soon.