Dinowarrior Destruction

[dinowarrior]

Dinowarrior Destruction

Here is the next line up.

Barbaric Response vs Indisctructable
Eagle vs Chalkie

BARBARIC RESPONSE vs INDISCTRUCTABLE

House Robots are Leprosy Infection and Jakamoko 2

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And off they go. I dont like BRs chances against Indi. Indi RAMS straight into BR! STRAIGHT INTO THE ARENA WALL! OUCH!!! THAT HAS TO HURT! POOR BR IS GETTING BASHED HERE, AND ITS HARDLY SURPRISING! BR now gets SLAMMED into Leprosy Infection, who tears at it with his drum. Jakamoko 2 comes in also, and makes some nasty holes in the armour. Is Barbaric Response moving? Doesnt look like it. I think the ramming knocked it out on the first blow. Crash Bandi-bot comes over, and he is counting BR out. What a shame.

CEASE!

INDISCTRUCTABLE GOES THROUGH

EAGLE vs CHALKIE

House Robots are Jakamoko 2 and Cholera

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

Eagle makes for the first move. It needs to, Chalkie is dangerous prey. Chalkie rams into Eagle, and lifts it up. However, Eagle falls away, and gets under the raised prongs of Chalkie. Eagle pushes back for all its worth. Closer to the arena wall...closer...closer...FLIP! OH, AND CHALKIE FLIES OUT OF THE ARENA! WHAT A SHOCK!

CEASE

EAGLE GOES THROUGH.

Sorry for the poor quality fights: College is my no one priority at the moment.

[tom_b]

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Hoorah, tactics for the heat final are:

Eagle Vs Indisctructable (me)
Dodge that flipper at all costs, shunt Eagle into the CPZs & then down the pit or use the tried-&-tested Storm 2 method, ram them out of the arena.

[dinowarrior]

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If all goes well, I should have the next fight up by tomorrow.

[dinowarrior]

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OK, so todays Saturday, but at least its up.

INDISCTRUCTABLE vs EAGLE

House Bots are Jakamoko 2 and Dreadlocks Revenge

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

And off we go, with the heat final of the third heat of Dinowarrior Destruction! Indisctructable, surely the heat favourite, charges straight at Eagle, dodging the flipper because of the birds slow speed, and easily getting under that 9mm ground clearance. Indisctructable rams Eagle towards the wall...BAMM! Right into it! Eagle is shaken, but Indisctructable retreats. Is Eagle moving? Yes, only just. But thats probably a bad thing, as Indisctructable rams into Eagle AGAIN! This time, he takes him all the way to where Jakamoko 2 is waiting. Down comes the axe, diamond tipped, hitting the 2mm titanium, making a dent. Dreadlocks Revenge is also coming in, and he crushes into the armour of the Eagle. Then, using his forklifts, he picks up Eagle, shows him to the crowd, then drops it onto the arena floor. Eagle is barely moving, and no surprise. Indisctructable rams it again, this time going for the big one, the one that will possibly kick Eagle out of the arena. And BAMM! OH, AND EAGLE FLIES OUT OF THE ARENA, AND OUT OF THE COMPETITION!

CEASE

INDISCTRUCTABLE JOINS WEDGE DEVOLUTION AND RIPPER ROO IN THE GRAND FINAL!

[tom_b]

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Heat 3
El Persistance vs Tengu 6 vs Montys Pass (me)
If possible, Ill team up with Tengu 6, if we do team up, Ill just get rid of El Persistance by chucking it out of the arena

[alex_holt]

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As always I have no objection to teaming up with the first offer. Ill spin up and then slam into it, not precisely sure what ese i could do.

[mrdaves]

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Heat 3 -
Chameleon vs ALVD vs Big Nipper

Steve, want to gang up on Big Nipper. I will ram into the sides hoping to flip it over.

[steven_mcg]

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Sure, Davey. Ill attack the scoop n claw combo and see if I cant pin it down for you and skewer the wheels a bit

[mr_matt]

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El Persistance will aim for the sides and rear of MP,get underneath him, ram him into the arena walls, and try to ram him OOTA Steel Avenger style!

[dinowarrior]

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Ah, now I finally know which set-up Chameleon is using, I can write that heat. It wont be just yet though, I have to think it through first.

[dinowarrior]

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Heat 4 is all ready to go. It will DEFINATLY be up by Friday, even if I have to kill myself. (Been EXTREMELY busy with college and all)

[mrdaves]

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Exams Chris?

[dinowarrior]

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Ah, welcome back to Dinowarrior Destruction. I know its been a while, but college work is tough. I just hope the six robots fighting today are AS tough.


The first bot in the ring is one of the favourites for this heat, and, in my eyes, one of the favourites for the entire series. CHAMELEON is one nasty bot. I mean, it looks, body wise, like Biohazard, what with all its skirts and scoops. However, it can self-right. But its main worry is its weapons. It doesnt have one set-up, it has NINE! In this fight, it has a low scoop, backed with a Plunderbird style claw. It changes its weapons depending on set-up. It major weakness is definatly the fact that it may have problems in melees with totally different robots.

On a less confusing note, is ALVD, the second robot. What does it mean? To be honest, Im not sure. Im sure Dave will be able to spill the beans. But this robot will be spilling more than beans, with its concave-ish wedge, and HUGE, utterly destructive vertical disc, spinning at frightening speeds. It can pop wheelies when it is flipped. The front is exposed to attack though.

Finally is BIG NIPPER, another real robot. It reached the heat final of series 7, only to lose to The Grim Reaper. This is a low box on wheels, with tough armour, and 8 wheels (4 on top, 4 underneath). It has a nasty grabbing horizontal jaw device mounted on an arm that can lift, or right the robot (even though it can run inverted). Fierce, but I think it can get exposed to pushers, and the ground clearance is rather high-ish.

ROBOTEERS STAND BY.


Dreadlocks Revenge and Jakamoko 2 are our house robots for today.


3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And off we go, for another brawl in the Dinowarrior Destruction ring. ALVD and Chameleon move towards Big Nipper, who uses a spin technique to dodge the forward movement of ALVDs nasty disc. However, it doesnt save it from Chameleon, who gets underneath the side, the scoop easily getting underneath. Down comes the claw. Im not sure whether or not it can do any damage to Big Nipper, so, for now, it does little more than scratch. But, even better, it has a good hold on Big Nipper. Now ALVD comes in, and hits the front of Big Nipper. BANG! The claws, as thin as they are, bend under the sheer force of ALVDs cutter. That is NASTY with a capital...oh yeah, Ive already done capital everything. Now I wonder if ALVD can damage Chameleon. Chameleon doesnt want to know and, still holding Big Nipper, takes it to the pit release. Big Nipper is squirming, but he cant get free. Now ALVD comes in...OW! HE KNOCKES CHAMELEON FLYING! AND BIG NIPPER TOO! But Chameleon is OK. He is against the arena wall, and Big Nipper has escaped. ALVD now takes several servere digs at Big Nipper, and breaks the tip of one of the claws off. Ouch! Chameleon uses its flap of plating on its back (the srimech) to knock itself off the wall, and it falls onto its back. Now, can it self-right...yes it can! And it moves towards a badly battered Big Nipper. It isnt moving, so Chameleon has another go. He digs in, and drags it towards the pit. Finally, he lets go, and Big Nipper drops.

CEASE

CHAMELEON AND ALVD GO THROUGH.


NEXT TIME, Well see the second round of Dinowarrior Destruction. Can El Persistance make a mark on his oppodents? Tengu 6 will slice and dice. Montys Pass will try to overtake them all. And well see if Windiest Killer can do the locomotion in the sumo.

[mrdaves]

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I cant remember what ALVD stood for, if it standed for anything.

[dinowarrior]

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You will not BELIEVE what happened.

Well, one day, I was thinking that I had some spare time on my hands, maybe I could do some of this. Its been a while since Id updated.

Well, get this...the tower turned on, but the monitor didnt. It broke. So we had to get a new one.

Hopefully, I WILL update this. I really want to finish this, because I have another tournament idea. (Heres a hint: FUSION)