crazy bots series 1 (the remake)

[kodster]

Re: crazy bots series 1 (the remake)

I seem to recall 1-Hit Wonder being a walker. That said, it isn't invertible, or...well, it can't be anyway, otherwise it'd be so out of control it'd be crazy. :P Seriously, I would never design a walker to even try to be invertible, so many things go wrong with it... :P

So all I have to do is rush in, lift 1-Hit Wonder over and watch him move his legs around feebly or fly out of control completely. Considering the heaps of armour on Terra, I'm quite sure I can do this. :P

But who cares anyway

[corsair_lightning]

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I'll spin up to full speed and hit Terra right off the bat. If she doesn't die in 1 or 2 hits, then back off and try to hit her in such a way that she'll fly into a CPZ(Hey, we all have supposedly good driving skills, right?). Afterwards, keep hitting her to where she'll break down(lifting arm won't work, drive won't work, electronics exposed), then let the Refbot immobilize her and have the house robots destroy her.

[swimm3r]

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drive around Iron Awe's flipper with by better manouevrability, get it stuck on the barbs then OOTA/pit.

[death robotics]

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Welcome to the final of Crazy Bots

To kick us off we have the featherweight finals

Starfighter's history
X-mas Crazy Bots runner up

Heretic
X-mas Crazy Bots finalist

Flow (under control of Jack)
X-mas Crazy bots feather champ

Minimoth
1st time competitor

The arena is the Robots Live arena with Battleaxe as the house robot

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Starfighter starts us off by flipping Heretic up and over and again, meanwhile, flow is flipped over by Minimoth who
pins it against the arena wall, Flow self rights but is now balancing on the arena wall. Heretic now tries to hit Minimoth
but Minimoth turns round and shoves Heretic against the wall and props it up against it. Flow manages to flip itself
off the wall and now charges Heretic and flips it out the arena, meanwhile Minimoth turns Starfighter over but he
self rights quickly and hits the pit release, and Minimoth pushes Flow into the pit, what an upset the champions are
out of the competition. We are now down to 2 bots here. Starfighter now pushes minimoth into the path of Battleaxe
who pounds the hell out of Minimoth, again and again and again. And it looks like Minimoth had stopped here comes
the RefBot to check, and begins the count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 CEASE

Mark Elam's runner up Starfighter is now a champion.

Coming up: Iron-Awe vs Apocolypse 2 :wink:

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We begin the main competition

Apocolypse 2 vs Iron Awe 6

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Iron-Awe starts off by heading for the pit release, Apocolypse 2 rushes in and get under Iron-Awe from behind
and tries to flip Iron-Awe out from quite a distance. OOOOH that was close, Iron Awe smashed against the arena
wall and landed on its back in the corner. Iron Awe tries to self right but its underbelly keeps on hitting the wall
Meanwhile, Apocolypse 2 goes after the house robots. Shunt comes in and tries to hit it but misses and gets
its axe stuck in the floor, now Apocolypse 2 flips shunt up and over. Now Sir Killalot and Mr Psycho are angry
and are chasing Apocolypse 2 around the arena as refbot counts out Iron Awe 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 But we have
not seen the last of Iron Awe as we have the play-offs as Apocolypse flips Iron Awe out CEASE
we have our 1st finalist, but it takes 2 to tango but the awards now

[death robotics]

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Ok its time for the awards

Best front hinged flipper: Thunderstorm (due to it being the only vapour with one in this tournie)
Best 4-bar/rear hinged flipper: Apocolypse 2
Best axe: Helix
best vertical spinner: Exotherm
best Body/ring spinner: 1 Hit Wonder
best lifter: terra the 2nd
best tracked: terra the 2nd
best walker: 1 hit wonder
best clamper: volde
best KRAZY MOMENT: 1 Hit Wonder and Raven the 4th collision and Megaroll 2 gets thrashed by Raven The 4th
best comment: joint between Mark and Kody. Marks comment These seem to be quite common Kody's Win, lose then
dance
Best sportsmanship: Liam Elliot (that is his surname right?) and Lewis matthews and also Jack Orr
nagging women award: Kody and Mark for their constant and sometimes funny arguements
Thats all for the Awards

[corsair_lightning]

Re: crazy bots series 1 (the remake)

I'll spin up to full speed and hit Terra right off the bat. If she doesn't die in 1 or 2 hits, then back off and try to hit her in such a way that she'll fly into a CPZ(Hey, we all have supposedly good driving skills, right?). Afterwards, keep hitting her to where she'll break down(lifting arm won't work, drive won't work, electronics exposed), then let the Refbot immobilize her and have the house robots destroy her.

Reposting so you don't forget.

[death robotics]

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We return for our 2nd battle

Terra the 2nd vs 1-Hit Wonder

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1-Hit Wonder gets up to full speed as Terra the 2nd hits the pit release. Terra now turns to face
the deadly killer and rushes it BOOOOOOOM!!!!!. Wow look at that impact. It ripped of Terra's
lifting arm, tore off the front armour and ripped the top clean off. But 1-Hit Wonder lost as tooth
and shot into the arena wall and the top of it has also been ripped off. None of them are moving
as Refbot comes in to check 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. He's counted them both out as Mr Phycho
picks up 1-Hit Wonder and dumps it down the pit. Followed by Terra CEASE

it goes to a judges decision..... and Terra the 2nd wins due to it being the one that attacked

we go back to the pits to see that half of 1-Hit Wonder's internal flew out

EDIT: Iron-Awe 6 wins 3rd place due to the severe damage to 1-Hit Wonder

EDIT AGAIN: The tag team tournie is cancelled but there will be something in its place :wink:

[kodster]

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Terra the 2nd vs. Apocalypse II

Stay in the center of the arena when on the defensive and go to it if in a disadvantageous position. When on the attack, shove Apocalypse II into house robots, and patrol the edge of it to try and make sure he doesn't get out. Only try to pit him if Apocalypse himself opens the pit release. Other than that, play this carefully and I should come out with a win.

Good luck Liam.

[death robotics]

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Ok time for the series 1 recap

Heat a

To kick start this series Biohazard got trashed and smashed, and ended up being count out
as Anarchy flipped Mechavore over the side wall

Our 2nd battle we saw Apocolypse 2 dominate the fight and threw Merlin out of the arena but despite
Minesweep3r going down the pit. Nightmare had already been counted out

In our 1st 2nd round battle. Apocolypse rammed, flipped and slammed OID and then sent them out of
the arena which meant that Apocolypse has the most OOTA flips than anyone else in the series

Then Minesweep3r had Anarchy on the ropes but some bad driving got it stuck against the arena wall
and was also punished by Anarchy's axe and also shunt. Meaning Anarchy was the 1st ever robot to
win a judges decision on this show

But in the heat final Apocolypse 2 threw Anarchy around and the walker could not take the bashing and
was left to die in the arena

Heat B

Panic Attack were completely KO'ed by Mute as Crooked Evo was sent out of the arena by Brutalis 2.1

The 2nd battle saw Megaroll 2 chew up and spat out chunks of Firestorm V as Raven the 4th smashed storm 2
up and then Storm 2 powerslammed Firestorm into the wall and knocked itself out

Then Brutalis was bashed trashed and completely ripped up by Megaroll 2 who was one of the favourite's to
win the heat

Next up we had Mute bravely taking on Raven the 4th but was eventually silenced and pitted

The heat final saw Raven the 4th brutaly murder Megaroll 2 with its insides strewn about the arena

Heat C

The 1st battle of this heat saw ST Hammer go to heaven and King B Powerworks get beheaded by
Iron-Awe and Hexadecimator

The next battle saw ARC Smacker pitted as Loki and Final Resting Place destroyed Kan-Opener

The next battle saw Hexy-D punish Final Resting place Iron-Awe 6 defeated Loki

Then Iron-Awe 6 caused an upset and pitted Hexy D

Heat D

The 1st battle of heat D saw Lockjaw and Killer B feel the wrath of the retiring Dr Acula and S.M.I.D.S.Y

Meanwhile DTK got away from disaster as it almost landed in the pit but self righted and got away
while Diotor drove in and Big Nipper flipped out

In the 2nd round battles Dr Acula crushed and clamp DTK into submission as Mortis made light work of S.M.I.D.S.Y

In the heat final Mortis had bitten off more than he can chew as Dr Acula sent him packing

Heat E

Exotherm got a lucky break as it was just about to pack its bags out of the competition when
Terra the 2nd pitted Hydra. Meanwhile Turbulance got rid of M.O.E and went through with Helix

The 2nd battles saw Helix dominated Terra the 2nd but broke down as Exotherm destroyed Turbulance

The heat final saw a completely mangled Terra the 2nd pit Exotherm in a violent battle

Heat F

The last heat saw Skull pitted by clamper Volde then teamed up with Envy to dispatch Terrorhurtz
as 1-Hit Wonder Destroyed its way through the heat to book a place in the semi-finals

The semi-finals saw Iron-Awe 6 take the OOTA record from Apocolypse 2 when it dispatched Terra the 2nd
as Apocolypse 2 pitted Dr Acula and a one hit KO from 1-Hit Wonder as Dr Acula fell to Terra the 2nd in the play offs

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This is it. The final battle of Crazy Bots Series 1

Apocolypse vs Terra the 2nd

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Terra gets this battle underway by charging towards Apocolypse. But decides against it and
retreats as Apocolypse, like a madman, chases down Terra who moves out of the way and
Apocolypse 2 has driven into the ppz, points scored there by Terra as Shunt comes in with
the axe. BANG BANG BANG. Apocolypse gets away but backs on to Terra's lifting arm and is
turn over. Apocolypse self rights and retreats to hit the pit release. Now Apocolypse turns
around and charges Terra side on. FLIP!!!! CRASH!!!!!. Terra lands on its back and self rights.
But lands right back on Apocolypse's flipper and luanches it into the air and Terra hits the side
wall but manages to fight off and out of that area. Back into the battle comes Terra who reverses
away from Apocolypse. But Apocolypse flips Terra into the side wall and the angle grinders at the
side of the arena spark away as the angle grinders grind away at the top of Terra. Terra now
gets off the side wall and gets under Apocolypse and lifts it up and over. Apocolypse self rights
and charges Terra at the arena wall CRASH!!!!. The impact has torn a side skirt off the side of
Terra whos tries to run away but Apocolypse gets under it and charges towards the pit and
BOOOOOOOM! as the smoke clears. THERE BOTH IN THE PIT CEASE!!!!!!

we watch the replay to see that they both fell in at the same time

Lian Walsh: The Judges are making a decision. Kody Kunz, Liam. Come and talk to me lads

The 2 arrive in the booth

Lian: Bet you guys enjoyed that

Kody: Yeah i loved it but i dont think ive done enough to win

Lian: Yeah the skirt came off

Kody: Yep

Lian: Well Liam you look like youve came out of war zone with that look on your face

Liam: I think i might have won it. Terra was on top throughout but when i tore the skirt off i
think that might have been the turning point

Lian: Ok we will go down to the arena with our new pit report. Amy Gray

the bots are next to each other in the center of the arena

Lian: Ok Amy, we are down here. Now tell us the results

Amy: Ok the max score you can get in each category is 10, which makes a total off 4
so the winner by 40-39 decision is.... might be contraversial but its TERRA THE 2ND!!!!

the crowd cheers as Kody jumps around the arena with delight

Amy: Liam you must be gutted.

Liam: Very but oh well ill get him next time

Amy: Will you be back for the next series

Liam: I reckon

Amy: Heres your silver runner up shield

Liam picks up his silver shield and raises it above his head as the crowd cheers

Lian turns to Kody

Lian: Well done man how are you feeling

Kody: Oh my god, i cant belive i won

Lian: Heres your trophy, since you won here your trophy of a huge golden sculpted fire Drake ( A creature from
the Simarillion if no one knows what it is)

Kody uses inhuman strengh to lift up his trophy

Kody: Thanks Lian this means a lot to me

Lian: Well done mate. Will you be back next season

Kody: You can count on it

Hang on we only have 2 of our 3 champs here

Lian: Mark Elam, get down here

the crowd claps as Mark Elam runs into the arena and picks up the featherweight trophy

Also All of the 3 champions bots. Seen or not are wheeled into the arena and placed next to the champions
and a picture is taken of Lian, Amy, Kody, Liam and not forgeting Mark and all the bots

all 5 of us: Thats all. GOODNIGHT. BUT BE SURE TO WATCH MEGA-BRAWL happening tomorrow

Credits role by

[kodster]

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I won! :shock:

[corsair_lightning]

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Good job, Kody. That was a really good match there.

[death robotics]

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Welcome to the end of season mega-brawl

Begginning 1st of all with the bot to my right

Minesweeper 4
Crooked Evo
Megaroll 2
Exotherm
OID
Helix
Apocolypse 2
Iron-Awe 6
Behemoth
And your heavyweight champion Terra the 2nd

ARE you READY

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The battle starts with all the bots colliding with each other. Behemoth comes in and turns
Helix over. Helix now self rights and hits the top of Iron-Awe 6. Minesweeper 4 hits the pit
release and Megaroll 2 is on the pit but gets away just in time. Minesweeper 4 now shoves
OID into the path of Helix. Helix now proceeds to bash OID. Behemoth gets under Terra the 2nd
and turns them over. Crooked Evo comes in and flips Terra the 2nd OOTA before its can turn
itself back over. We are down to 9 bots as Minesweeper 4 pushes Apocolypse 2 into the wall
as Crooked comes in and flips Apocolypse against the wall. Megaroll comes in for the kill only to
be OOTA'ed by Crooked Evo. Crooked Evo is putting on a show here. Now Behemoth tries to flip
Apocolypse 2 out of the arena. But fails as Apocolypse self rights and gets under Minesweeper
and flips it through the air and lands against the wall. Crooked Evo goes to flip them out but
Minesweeper crashes against wall and back down. OID is pitted by Helix. Now Helix slams its axe
down through the top of Iron-Awe 6 and pits it as well. Apocolypse flips Behemoth on its side
and out of the arena. Exotherm, whos been hiding somewhere throughout the battle. Charges
at Minesweeper's side and tears off a skirt. Apocolypse now flips Crooked Evo over the pit.
Minesweeper now comes in and pits Apocolypse. Its getting crowded down there. Minesweeper
now chases Helix who tries to slam its axe into the armox. But no damage is caused. Crooked Evo
comes in and stacks Minesweeper against the wall. Exotherm is pushed to the side wall by
Helix as Crooked Evo takes a big run up and flips Exotherm out of the arena. What a show by
Crooked Evo. Lets hope they come back for next season. CEASE is called as Helix gets Minesweeper
off the wall CEASE

The winner of course is Crooked Evo. Heres the Mega-Brawl trophy

Thank you all for entering this tournie. Well done to our 4 champions

the 16 seeds for next season

1: Terra the 2nd
2: Apocolypse 2
3: Iron-Awe 6
4: 1-Hit Wonder
5: Raven the 4th
6: Exotherm
7: Megaroll 2
8: Helix
9: OID
10: Minesweeper 4
11: Anarchy (lol)
12: Surgeon General
13: Loki
14: Volde
15: Crooked Evo
16: Bandwagon 3 ( Due to the x-mas tournie win)

See ya next season *wipes a proud tear from his eye*