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Frank rootles around in his pockets, and aquires the following...
A hot water bottle with a cover that looks like a panda.
Three plastic piano keys, that look like they have been ripped from the piano violently
A packet of smarties. With a sell by date of 1987.
but eventually....
A feather duster made from phoenix feathers.... not precisely a flamethrower, but a good flick should launch a small fireball. What kind of thing this would be used to clean is a mystery however.
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The Sucker notes:
There is a far wider variety of wildlife in the warm zone than outside of it, including thigns like Butterflies and small birds that shouldnt be able to live this far North.
He can also detect a mind but it is unlike anything he has ever encountered. It is currently in some kind of dreamless sleep, but the best word to describe it would be glacial - vast and incredibly slow moving, but very powerful.
alex how do you think of things like a feather duster made from Phoenix feathers. is it really your imagination or do you get the ideas from deep dark places.
hmmmmmmm it absorbs magic. well i have a mimigun and i am sure an i slayer will come in handy. i really do hope we are not standing on our enemy or we are in deep doo doo. mabee the 100 meter antler sticking out of the hill has something to do with it. oh i do hope your not right frank. can i please check the area with my enhanced vision to see if there are any heat traces, if we are stood on it then the ground should glow like fire. toilet on standby
(I very very quickly see if my powers can tell if the creature is still living)
EDIT: (After focusing my powers, I have come to a conclusion...we should get off this hill. Fast. And then Im willing to go along with the rest of the group)
if it is its head then we are just the size of fleas. brutus minigun seems useless. still have katana tho but would be just a mere pin pirck
i have an idea. mabee we should quickly find its ears or nose or even ass and attack it with the i slayer. send it to its brain to destroy it.
frank i could set the smart link on my minigun to your electrical signal and when you give the message i will let rip hoping your electrical form you wont be harmed but brain will be damaged by homed in bullets. 1000s of em.
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