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    Welcome back to Robot SMASH!! , where round 2 of Heat B is about to get underway! If you missed part 1 of tonight€™s episode, Knyfe and Axe-o-Lotl overcame Chaos 2 and the number #3 seed Supreme Glory Omega destroyed Shrederator to go through with GBOD. Now let€™s take another look at the round 2 line-up:
    Knyfe v GBOD
    Supreme Glory Omega (3) v Axe-o-Lotl

    Heat Semi-Final 1

    Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Knyfe and GBOD back to the coliseum!

    Roboteers, standby!

    Booth 1: Paul Cuomo
    Booth 2: Leo Van Miert

    5...
    4...
    3...
    2...
    1...
    SMASH!!

    Both robots are off like bullets out of a gun, Knyfe using that 15mm hardox wedge to prevent GBOD doing any damage to the front, and Paul box-rushes Leo before the giant bell of death can get up to speed, and pushes him up against the arena wall! Knyfe holds GBOD there for a few seconds, then retreats and heads across the arena to press the pit release button, which it does, but this has given GBOD time to spin up, so when Knyfe comes back on the attack Leo goes roaring on to meet him!
    CRASH!
    GBOD€™s spinning shell throws Knyfe away, and although Leo is knocked back slightly GBOD seems to be fine, and spins up again before Knyfe can recover! Paul comes back on another slam, and this time connects with GBOD with the side of the scoop, meaning Knyfe is spun away rather than flung across the arena, but how will that help, as GBOD is spinning again, albeit not at full speed when Knyfe comes in on another onslaught and as a result GBOD rides up the wedge and is rammed across the arena and into the pit release button corner, where Knyfe€™s high speeds throw it right up and over! Leo is slightly worried, and tries to self-right, but Knyfe pushes in again and feeds GBOD to the Killsaws! BZZT! Leo is bounced around by the saws, but it hasn€™t helped him self-right and Knyfe continues to harass GBOD, keeping the scoop underneath and ramming Leo into the wall, trying to knock him out of the arena, but not quite getting there. Eventually Paul gives up that idea and drives in underneath GBOD again, now pushing it around the coliseum and towards the pit! GBOD struggles to get that srimech working and finally does so, but it lands on Knyfe€™s wedge and now Paul is laughing as he manoeuvres Leo towards the pit and his second loss of the tournament! GBOD tries to get off the wedge, but Knyfe puts the speed on and dumps GBOD into the chasm with a puff of smoke!

    CEASE!

    Don€™t know if anyone was expecting that, but Knyfe goes through to the heat B final while GBOD is pitted and eliminated!

    We now go the pits, where Leo is sending his first vapour packing.
    Me: Are you disappointed with that loss Leo?
    Leo: Yes, I thought I could just keep knocking Knyfe away like I did at the start, but the high speeds made it too difficult.
    Me: Still, 3 vapours and 3 realies left, eh?
    Leo: I feel more optimistic about my chances in some of the other heats.
    Me: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, now back to the coliseum for the second Heat B semi-final!

    Heat Semi-Final 2

    Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the number #3 seed Supreme Glory Omega and Axe-o-Lotl back to the coliseum.

    Roboteers, standby!

    Booth 1: Daniel Stickler
    Booth 2: Christopher Mason

    5...
    4...
    3...
    2...
    1...
    SMASH!!

    The battle of the axes begins, with the seed having the more powerful axe and Axe-o-Lotl having more horsepower, but maybe not a more adequate shape for pushing with clearance at the front, whereas SGO has skirts. And it€™s SGO that comes straight on the attack, and both robots€™ axes come down and hit the other€™s bodywork, but no real damage done and Axe-o-Lotl drives on to try and push SGO across the arena, but Christopher drives up the skirt and SGO rams Axe-o-Lotl onto the Killsaws! BZZT! Axe-o-Lotl is turned over by the saws, but quickly self-rights, only to land sideways on to SGO, who clamps it with the axe! But SGO hasn€™t gotten underneath, and Axe-o-Lotl with the more power is able to swing the seed around and back onto the saws! BZZT! SGO is flipped up a bit, but holds onto Axe-o-Lotl and gets off the saws, but is forced to let Axe-o-Lotl go before it is thrust onto the saws again! Chris drives a short way off before turning to meet the approaching SGO again, and the two lock horns once more, both swinging their axes down, and as Axe-o-Lotl clamps SGO Chris pushes Daniel back onto the saws again! BZZT! Both release their axes, and now Axe-o-Lotl backs away, but SGO gets underneath the front and though Axe-o-Lotl brings its axe down so does SGO, clamping Chris so that Daniel can get a proper ram into the pit release button! The siren wails and the chasm lowers, but now SGO is on top and turns to start the drive towards the pit to dump Axe-o-Lotl put of the competition! But Chris isn€™t going down without a fight and repeatedly slams SGO with his axe, denting the top armour and finally making a small hole in the top! Daniel drives over to the pit, but can€™t dump Axe-o-Lotl in as Chris is still holding onto SGO through that hole in the top armour! And if SGO were to dive in there€™s a big risk Axe-o-Lotl will land on the other side, leaving SGO to rest in a puff of smoke, so Daniel can€™t end the match this way- or at least, not yet! SGO pulls Axe-o-Lotl away and puts Chris on the saws, (BZZT!) so the axe head is jerked out of SGO, although Daniel loses his grip on Axe-o-Lotl also. And now Chris turns and hits SGO with his axe again, from the side and making another hole in the top armour, but SGO uses its vacuum and pulls Chris back onto the saws! BZZT! And another attack is proved futile, as Axe-o-Lotl loses its hold again, and can€™t strike as SGO is at the side of it, whacking it with its axe! Axe-o-Lotl drives away, but SGO rams in from the front, getting underneath and pushing Chris down to the other end of the arena and onto the Killsaws! BZZT! Axe-o-Lotl is flipped over, but once again self-rights very swiftly and lands on top of SGO, who uses its axe as a front hinged flipper and throws Axe-o-Lotl onto the saws again, this time upside down! They bounce Chris away, and he fires the axe in mid air, only to fall down upside down with the axe open! He drags the axe in and self-rights, but SGO was ready again and pushes it across the arena and into the opposite wall, both robots striking another blow with their axes!

    CEASE!

    With both robots still mobile the match goes to a judges€™ decision!

    Damage:
    SGO- 7 x 4=28
    Axe-o-Lotl- 8 x 4= 32
    Aggression:
    SGO- 9 x 3= 27
    Axe-o-Lotl- 8 x 3= 24
    Control:
    SGO- 9 x 2= 18
    Axe-o-Lotl- 7 x 2= 14
    Dominance:
    SGO- 8 x 1= 8
    Axe-o-Lotl- 7 x 1= 7
    Overall:
    SGO- 81pts
    Axe-o-Lotl- 77pts

    And with a margin of just 4pts, the second judges€™ decision for Axe-o-Lotl doesn€™t go in his favour like the first one did; Supreme Glory Omega goes through to the Heat B final!

    Heat B Final:
    Supreme Glory Omega (3) v Knyfe

    We€™ll be back after the commercials with the heat final, in the mean time; tactics, predictions and a w00t for the end of male kram!

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      *adds another w00t to the previous w00t* :P

      Ill have to go for Supreme Glory here, probably to win on a judges unless it can knock out something on Knyfe.

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        WOOOOOOOOOOOT! A Heat Final, and a match in which I plan to get some vengence for WORCK, MeCannibal 2.0 and D.V.D, and finally bring the Stickler down

        Supreme Glory Omega (3) v Knyfe: I think that Im fine in this match-up as the 4cm of Vulcanised Rubber is perfect for preventing that axe doing much damage, and the 6mm Hardox body-armour is going to mean that he wont do much more than a couple of dints. Also, 8mph is very slow, and I dont think hes as controllable as me - Ive got 20mph, but I can get away from him very easily. My weapon choice is...

        6: A 5mm Hardox front plate with 8 rows of 6 spikes on them, making Knyfe into a useful and dangerous rammer, as the spikes are each 8.4cm long, 2.2cm in diameter, and diamond tipped. And a 100kg robot hitting you at 20mph with diamond-tipped spikes is going to hurt thin-ish and thick-ish armours.

        Yes - Im putting the spiked plate back on, as I plan to ram the sides of SGO and impale him on the spikes to prevent him from getting away. I should pierce it fine, but Ill also try slamming him into the Buzz-Saws to try and cut through and damage something like the gas bottle to the axe.

        If that plan fails, open the pit, get him on the spikes and put in the pit as quickly as possible.

        Good luck Daniel :wink:

        Awesome fights Liam, MUCH better than mine

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          MUCH better than mine

          Paul, what low self-esteem you have!

          My fights are nowhere near yours

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            Tactics: IIRC, SGO has a top speed of 18mph, not 8mph. Therefore the 2mph difference in speed shouldnt play too much in the arena. I am glad Paul chose the spiked plate option for Knyfe in this round - as it will be completely useless against the 0mm ground clearance of SGO (remember, I have Ti skirting all around the robot to help it fight against rammers). The skirts, coupled with the vacuum system, means that SGO will pretty much be unmoveable in this fight.

            In terms of my weaponry, I will not be aiming for the bodywork of Knyfe, but for the wheels. Hopefully I can pierce the wheels, hindering Knyfes movement or even better lodge the axe into the gap between the wheels and the bodywork and drag Knyfe around the arena. Failing this, try the old clamp/dump tactic!

            Best of luck, Paul.

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              Since both you guys have posted tactics I amy well write the fight today...

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                Whos Amy?

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                  Gah! I didnt think anyone notice that typo- its meant to be may, but you may as well change it to have done now.

                  Welcome back to Robot SMASH!! , where the Heat B final is about to commence!
                  Let€™s take a look back at this Heat and see how the number#3 seed Supreme Glory Omega and Knyfe got here:
                  In the first eliminator Knyfe caused massive damage to Chaos 2 to thrash it on a judges€™ decision and head through with Axe-o-Lotl.
                  In the second SGO was teamed up upon by Shrederator and GBOD, but SGO overpowered GBOD to sneak through with GBOD.
                  In the first heat semi-final Knyfe took some hits from GBOD, but fought back strongly to defeat the giant bell of death.
                  In the second heat semi-final the number #3 seed reigned heavy blows on Axe-o-Lotl and received some in turn, but eventually triumphed on a JD.

                  We now go to the pit area where Paul and Daniel are preparing to enter the coliseum.
                  Me: What setup is Knyfe using here Paul?
                  Paul: its back to the spikes, as I think with a ram I can pierce the armour, it€™s only lexan after all.
                  Me: Don€™t forget the Lexiguard compound!
                  Paul: It won€™t matter- I hope!

                  Me: How€™s the seed looking?
                  Daniel: Mechanics wise fine, but I am a little worried about Knyfe, since SGO hasn€™t had that great a heat so far, taking a lot of damage in round one and only just taking the JD in the heat semi-final.
                  Me: I wish you the best of luck anyway, let€™s go to the coliseum!

                  Heat Final

                  Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome back to the coliseum, the number #3 seed Supreme Glory Omega and Knyfe!

                  Roboteers, standby!

                  Booth 1: Daniel Stickler
                  Booth 2: Paul Cuomo

                  5...
                  4...
                  3...
                  2...
                  1...
                  SMASH!!

                  Knyfe is using the spikes again for this bout, and now a very big question is asked- will a seed go through again, like in Heat A when Wedge Devolution (1) prevailed over Sheer Heart Attack 2? We€™re about to find out, as Knyfe goes on the attack and slams into SGO, pushing Daniel backwards a few centimetres before the vacuum kicks in and SGO brings the axe slamming down onto the bodywork on Knyfe! Daniel was aiming for the wheels though, and gets his axe ready for another hit, but Knyfe has retreated, readying itself for another slam! And that Paul does, crashing into SGO and piercing the front armour with the spikes just a very little bit, but that may not be a good thing for Knyfe because now SGO is in control and axes Knyfe again, this time hitting the target and jamming the axe head in between the tyre and the body! Knyfe struggles, but the vacuum is too strong and with one wheel impaired for the time being SGO easily pushes Knyfe across the arena and into the pit release button! The siren wails and the chasm is lowered, and now Daniel makes for the pit, but Knyfe€™s struggling wheel manages to churn the axe out and Knyfe pulls its spikes out of SGO€™s bodywork! Paul is gone in a flash, but Daniel pursues and although SGO is slightly slower there€™s nowhere for Knyfe to go and Paul finds himself cornered! Daniel advances menacingly, and Paul nervously backs towards the Killsaws, then races out at full speed and crashes into SGO, but the vacuum holds for now and SGO hits its target once again with that deadly axe, and this time it€™s gone right through the tyre! Knyfe struggles against SGO, but Daniel holds on tight and manoeuvres Knyfe back around and heads for the pit again! And this time Knyfe can€™t seem to get free, as SGO ploughs determinedly on towards the chasm! That vacuum has really paid off in helping to stop Knyfe giving SGO a good shoving, and now Daniel wants to get the fruits of his labour- the satisfaction of putting Knyfe down the pit and that elusive place in the semi-finals, wanted by so many other robots, owned by only one so far, but there€™s only 15 places left and there€™s about to be 14 left when Supreme Glory Omega, the number#3 seed buries Knyfe in that grave and wins!

                  CEASE!

                  It€™s a sad day for Paul; Knyfe bites the dust as SGO goes marching on to the glory of the series semi-finals!

                  We€™ll be back next time with Heat C:
                  Storm II (5) v Obsidian v Cyclone Force 3
                  Scaramanga v Turbo Shredder v Monolith

                  (Message edited by Robot_Warrior on May 28, 200

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                    HEAT C

                    TACTI-oh, wait, Im not properly fighting until heat E (for the record, my tactics for Stealth have changed and are along the lines of sit there and wait to be killed :P)

                    PREDICTIONS:

                    Obsidian to lose out to the two rammers
                    Scaramanga to suffer from a lack of tactical driving and be KOed

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                      One day I shall beat SGO! Well done Daniel , but Ill get you...even if it takes me 1000 years (at this rate, it might )

                      But on the bright side, Ive got another heat coming up!

                      Heat C:
                      Storm II (5) v Obsidian v Cyclone Force 3: I know that Obsidian seems to be the weak link here, as if flipped, it cant get back, as it has NO SELF-RIGHTER! My plan is just to lift it over and leave it.

                      Good luck Leo and Chris :wink:

                      Scaramanga v Turbo Shredder v Monolith: Turbo Shredder will go, unless Alex does something wrong.

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                        Wow, none of my Heat Winner predictions have been right yet, not that I am complaining!

                        Predictions - I will stick with my original prediction of Storm II breezing past the opposition.

                        Obsidian and Turbo Shredder out in round 1.

                        Scaramanga and Monolith out in round 2.

                        Cyclone Force beaten on a very narrow JD in final.

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                          Woo, go SGO

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                            I hate these wide pages

                            Had to keep scrolling to read Daniels post

                            Just to let everyone know, Im in no rush, but Ineed to know what setup Cyclone Force 3 is using

                            (Message edited by Robot_Warrior on May 28, 200

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                              Thats odd, I dont get any pages wide enough to get horizontal scroll bars, for some reason..wonder why?

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                                Go for the lifter device and overturn Obsidian.

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