Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI

[samuel3764]

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Steve Irwin's tactics: Hmmm... Well, obviously drink the whiskey, and use Terrorhurtz to axe the bottle into pieces.

Good luck Jamie =)

[team_orr]

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George bush's tactics...hmmm....bring all the people at my desposal, every politician, every soldier, every american football player and then take them to the top secret lab (just outside London, if you've hit sheen you've gone to far, if you've entered Mongolia crescent....oh never mind) and take a bit of there dna using a special machine i just invented....then put all the dna in another special top secret machine and turn them all into one super soldier with jet packs and rockets and the such, then let all the original people go home and let the super soldier crush the football team, if im in a confined space then i have a less powerful machine gun, and if i cant use any weapon with gunpowder i have a cricket bat in the back . his armor is a special layer of air and other gasses which is unbreakable, but feather light, this armor is called featherum.

[RogueTwoRobots]

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JD's tactics: One of the cracks in the bottle resembles a stingray's tail - guess the rest

Best of luck Sam

[corsair_lightning]

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Sorry if these are short, but well...

George Bush vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club

The arena will be a nuclear missile silo.

George appears on the scene with a massive super-soldier, who immediately kills the football club. Sorry if this was a short fight, but well...

GEORGE BUSH MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!

A Cracked Bottle of the Finest Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey vs Steve Irwin

The arena will be on top of a nickel.

Steve drinks some of the whiskey, then passes out. However, in passing out, his hand knocks the bottle of whiskey to the floor. The whiskey bottle cracks, then shatters.

STEVE IRWIN MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!

Heat final:

Steve Irwin vs George Bush

[corsair_lightning]

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Alright, the heat final: Steve Irwin from Australia, against George Bush from America.

The arena will be the White House.

George immediately telephones the Secret Service agents to arrest the Croc hunter, until his phone is eaten by the Croc. Steve immediately gets into a fight with Bush, until the Secret Service agents enter the room. The crocodile blocks their way, but is quickly shot to death. Immediately, Steve Irwin is arrested, until a large stingray falls from the sky, stings him, and kills him due to that being the way he died in real life.

GEORGE BUSH MOVES ON TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!!

Okay, our heats are done with, and since Jack also has a spot with Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!, Here are the semis:

George Bush driving Oh! I'm Dizzy!!! vs Kody's Retired Robots

Dave Mustaine vs Male Kram

Tactics, predictions, etc...

[corsair_lightning]

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Alright, it's time for our Semi-finals...

George Bush driving Oh! I'm Dizzy!!! vs Kody's Retired Robots

The arena will be the Roaming Robots arena at full size.

OID immediately drives towards Darth Dread, and flips it onto its side due to the power of the disc. However, it is unprepared, as Destructophobic flips it, and Ivy rips into it. OID is now hurting, but is still mobile, and it rips Killothwack Beta's left wheel off, sending it flying into the Lexan. Seeing as Ivy and Destructophobic can't stop OID's advance, they move aside, as Denial charges in and stops OID's spinning disc. Ivy then shoves OID into the immobile Killothwack Beta, who comes down with the axe(even though he's lost a wheel). OID doesn't seem to be moving, as George and Jack look on in dismay. Wait... Jack's not driving OID, so what's he doing here? The arena doors open, as Mythras enters the arena, and uses the wedge to tip Denial onto its side. However, Ivy comes in, and one hit from the spinning rim immobilizes Mythras.

KODYS RETIRED ROBOTS MOVE ON TO THE GRAND FINAL!!!

Dave Mustaine vs Male Kram

The arena will be Peach's Castle(From Super Mario 64)

Dave immediately is knocked into the moat, and starts swimming around. Luckily, he finds a bomb-omb and throws it at Male, who explodes(non gorily) into a pile of slime.

DAVE MUSTAINE MOVES ON TO THE GRAND FINAL!!!

Alright.

3rd Place Play-Off: Oh! I'm Dizzy!!! vs Male Kram

GRAND FINAL: KODY'S RETIRED ROBOTS VS DAVE MUSTAINE

TACTICS, PREDICTIONS, AND EXCESSIVE USE OF THE CAPS LOCK.

[Metal Demons]

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A bunch of drunk Megadeth fans will come along and beat Kody up, who won't be able to drive his robots anymore...giving the win to Dave.

I'm pretty sure George Bush and OID could beat the pile of slime that's all that remains of Male Kram, so I guess they'll get 3rd place.

[kodster]

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I like Megadeth, so that won't really affect me. They wouldn't touch another Megadeth fan, so they'd die instantly (by turning into skeletons and singing Symphony of Destruction before dropping). :P

However I'm not going to give specific tactics, just go with the flow.

[team_orr]

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bah, this thread dosent make any sense...but oh well :P

George Bush/ o.i.d (how did that happen anyway?) try and use o.i.d to cut of male crams legs and such, then bring that super soldier back out to wipe up any mess and mythras and a monster truck will come and have a run around the arena. George Bush will just stand there and laugh.

[corsair_lightning]

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Okay, after a long period of inactivity, it's time for the 3rd place play-off:

George Bush Driving OID vs Male Kram

The arena will be a Borg Cube.

Immediately, OID cuts up the slime that was Male Kram, disintegrating it into a pile of ashes.

GEORGE BUSH DRIVING OID GETS 3RD PLACE!!!

Sorry if that was short, but well... Compare an antweight spinner with a piece of bubble gum...

[corsair_lightning]

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Alright, the moment you've all been waiting for: the ACTILWI grand final.

Dave Mustaine vs Kody Retired Robots

The arena will be a generic arena.

Dave is cheered on by the crowd, as he charges towards what appear to be Kody's Retired Robots. However, it turns out that they are nothing more then paper cut-outs, as he rips a hole right through them. Suddenly the lights go out, and (stats here) Ivy III, Laertes the 3rd, Destructophobic Mach III, Denial 2.0, Psychospin 2.0, Killothwack Gamma, Ultra Gore-igin, and Dysfunction 3.0 enter the arena. Kody is seen sitting in a wheelchair in the control booth, having been beaten up by several drunk Megadeth fans on the way to the arena, as Dave charges towards Denial 2.0, and manages to pick it up and throw it OOTA. Suddenly, the doors open again, as Tira-San, Obelix Bulgeous, Anacalgon the Black, Taki III, Triple Whamlet, and Triple Big Mac enter the arena. It seems as all of Kody's retired machines have come to protect his honour, as Tira-San and Triple Big Mac drive towards him. However, Dave suddenly jumps up, causing Tira and Big Mac to collide with each other, knocking Triple Big Mac out, and seriously slowing the power of the motor on Tira's disc. Meanwhile, Dysfunction charges in, and rips away the bottom of the Kevlar pants Dave was wearing, as Destructophobic Mach III flips Dave 3 feet into the air, while Killothwack Gamma uses the axe to put a hole in his Kevlar shoes. Dave screams in pain, and tumbles down into a conveniently located pit opened by Ultra Gore-igin.

Dave Mustaine fought a good fight, but in the end, there can only be 1 winner...

KODY'S RETIRED ROBOTS WIN ACTILWI SERIES 1!!!

Congrats to Kody, and anyone else who took this piece of bullsh*t. Now don't forget to sign up for VRW Non Qualifiers, VRW4, and NSCSB RPG 2. Thank you everybody. Goodnight!!!

And here, Kody... *Hand Kody a 50kg solid gold trophy shaped like the original Wedginator*

And let's not forget you 2... *Hands Nick a 25kg silver trophy shaped like Metal Demon, and hands Jack a 13.6kg bronze working featherweight model of OID*