Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI

[samuel3764]

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TACTIX

Ronald McDonald: Take a tungsten bar and swack it into my opponents

Steve Irwin: Use a man-eating crocodile to eat everyone up.

Timothy James Sillery: Use sheer annoyance and annoy everyone to death.

Diotoir: Catch on fire, and set my opponents on fire, as well. Also flip over my opponents with the scoop, that is, if they're heavy enough

[RogueTwoRobots]

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Heat 2, Battle 2: Tape Dave Mustaine's mouth shut and tape him to the arena floor, and just tape the other two together, open the pit, and push them in

Heat 3, Battle 1: Give Swine Flu to the Phantom Menace and he can destroy the opponents with his double ended lightsabre. He'll then try and attack the Swine Flu but since they are microscopic particles he won't be able to see them and will swing his lightsabre about pitifully. Then, out of despair and crazyiness, he'll chop himself in half

Heat 3, Battle 2: Well Male Kram and Ronald McDonald will both want a bite of the 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch, but since the chicken and bacon has been lying unrefrigerated for days on end, plus the fact its all out of date, means the two of them will die from food poisoning. Teacakes and Chicken and Bacon Ranch can then sit down for a tea party

Heat 4, Battle 2: My bottle of JD will start off strongly, getting the satanic wizard sooo drunk that he passes out for the remainder of the century, and pouring itself into the windings of the drill motor to wreck it. But since everyone seems to be intent on walking away with the bottle of JD, allied with the fact that Tears for Fears will have a good few shots, I don't see it prevailing in this battle

[joey_picus]

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All of my things' tactics shall be to uphold the honour and to fly the banner of Team Picus proudly, however awkwardly this responsibility has been placed upon them. Also do things with a view to winning.

[corsair_lightning]

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Okay, since I have the tactics for the first battle, let the wars begin!!!

ACTILWI SERIES 1

The first arena is the Robot Wars arena the way it is now since it was bought by Kane Aston.

From Richmond upon Thames, Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!
This new vapour as been specially prepared to blow away our hostile opponents...

From Pontefract, Nidus!!!
Nidus utilizes a unique Carbon Fibre Chloroplast mixture to power itself. Its crusher will be dangerous.

From Parts Unknown, Metal Demon!!!
This lightly armored rambot is also specially powered, running of of a kilo of antimatter!!!

From Ireland, Diotoir!!!
Diotoir is a relatively dangerous robot, that hopes to flip opponents over with its front scoop.

3..2..1..Activate!!!

And in comes OID, trying to smash into Diotoir. Diotoir spinning away, and already parts of the fur are flying away. Diotoir drives over to the flame pit, and did the team purposely want to do that? Apparently, as they charge towards Nidus and Metal Demon, who are locked together in a pushing match. Nidus easily crumpling through that 2mm aluminum, but it's Metal Demon that's pushing Nidus towards the pit release button! You can here the siren sounding, and in comes OID, wanting some action. So is Diotoir, or maybe not!!! Ha ha! Diotoir's in the pit!!! And there goes Nick, wanting to try and do something sneaky? Metal Demon appears to be driving itself, and the lights have gone dark! Wait, there's still a bit of light, and it appears that it's Metal Demon, glowing with UV lights! Those lights can kill plants, as Nidus is finding out. The crusher still moving, but there's no one at home! In comes OID, and just shredding through the 4mm Carbon Fibre/Chloroplast. And in comes the refbot, shoving the immobile Nidus down the pit.

CEASE!!!

Diotoir snuffed out, and Nidus sudined...
METAL DEMON AND OID GO ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!

Next up, another robot match: Mace II, semi-finalist of series 2 and 3. Nemesis, a heat finalist. Haardvark, a series 2 semifinalist, and 666 unknown antweights and an unknown fleaweight.

[corsair_lightning]

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WELCOME BACK TO ACTILWI!!!

Our next battle will be Mace II vs Nemesis vs Haardvark vs 666 antweights and a fleaweight.

The arena will be a lake.

3..2..1..BEGIN!!!

Nothing's really happening. Haardvark lifts its spikes, Mace its lifter, Nemesis fires its spike, and the antweights squirm around. And now Nemesis is speeding towards the antweights!!! Apparently, the spike has punctured the raft, and Nemesis is shooting straight towards the Antweights' raft... And there's a big watery explosion, as antweights(and the fleaweight) fly everywhere and land on the water's surface. The water seeps into their controls, and they are out!!! So is Nemesis, as it slowly starts sinking... Or not? Apparently the Irish boys added some stuff to it so it could float!!! Everything turns peaceful again, until an unusual object falls from the sky. This object is nothing more then the 16th Universe Mark Elam, who was stuck on Uranus in the Tribute to the Tim Tribute Tournament. I have returned... He says. And for keeping me on Uranus for a long year, Joey, I will get back at you... He then shoves Haardvark off his raft, and proceeds to push him deep underwater. Haardvark is then thrown at a sea-mine, which explodes, which means Mace II and Nemesis go through!!!

Haardvark soft, and the antweights dispersed...
MACE II AND NEMESIS GO THROUGH!!!

Our semi-final matches will be these:

Metal Demon vs Mace II
Nemesis vs Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!

[kodster]

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...XD? No. No XDs for you, though I do betray a slight chuckle of amusement. :P

Nemesis shall have lead weights inside to counter OID's dizziness.

[Metal Demons]

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I shall push Mace 2 around, and avoid getting damaged.

Mace 2's operator will avoid damaging me too if he knows what's good for him - there's a reason my robot is controlled from a good few thousand miles away :twisted:

[corsair_lightning]

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Time for some more matches...

Mace II vs Metal Demon

The arena will be inside a clone of Timothy James Sillery's empty head.

Mace and Metal Demon suddenly appear at the event horizon of a black hole. Apparently, TJS is so stupid, that his brain is really a black hole. Mace suddenly grows rockets, and heads towards Metal Demon, who is glued on a 4,000 year old asteroid sucked up by TJS's stupidity. Mace lands on the asteroid, and tries to flip Metal Demon off. Nick, watching this whole ordeal through a video camera, realizes that he must do the unthinkable: Make TJS smart. Nick allows Metal Demon to be sucked into the Black Hole, causing the antimatter to explode, the black hole to disappear, and TJS to become a worthwhile fanfic writer. The amount of instant change is too much for Mace II, as it disintegrates into dust. meanwhile, Nick pulls a copy of Metal Demon out of his suitcase.

METAL DEMON MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!

Nemesis vs Oh! I'm Dizzy!!!

The arena is a disco club/bar.

Amazingly, when our cameras turned to view the robots, they were nowhere in sight. We tried to look around, and finally saw them, along with Kody and Jack, drinking margaritas and swearing like sailors. Screw you. says Kody. We Canajans, eh? have ourselves free health care. so bloody what? replies Jack. its not like I actually care! Kody gets really irritated after this and yells F&*@ you, jack!!! at O.I.D, who immediately runs into Kody's leg with the disc off. Kody backs up, and crashes into a candle, which lights Nemesis on fire. Jack then walks back in and pours a bottle of fine French wine onto Nemesis. Nemesis becomes immobilized, and Kody runs in circles, crying, before passing out on the tile floor.

OH! I'M DIZZY MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!

So, the heat final:

Oh! I'm Dizzy!!! vs an exact copy of Metal Demon

Tactics, Predictions, and all that stuff, please...

[team_orr]

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oh, that was a laugh ok *puts head on * ok...iv discovered through secret services that metal demons clone, unlike the REAL metal demon has a kill switch in downtown Tokeo, my man and his army are there now and a random passer by is holding the switch, just before metal demon enters the arena i will tell the random man to pull the switch which will make metal demons inner core implode on a very small scale, just so that i dont get blown up, if anybody tries to take the switch off me a million rockets with heat seeking heads will race towards them, transporting them to the moon, another rocket will ZOOM towards nick, transporting him to Uranus where he will be joined by the 16th universe mark elam, if he wants to gain his freedom he will have to give all his robots to me mwhahahahah!

and if anybody else gets in my way i have more switches :twisted:

[Metal Demons]

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Oh, are you sure about that?

Do you REALLY think I'd be so stupid as to entrust a kill switch to some random bloke?

I'll just push your robot down the pit, as I know you won't dare run the disc... that lexan really won't help you too much against a 50 megaton explosion, you know :P

Oh, and if a hypothetical kill switch did exist... well, antimatter doesn't go off on a small scale like you say, it's all or nothing emphasis being on the all.

[corsair_lightning]

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Alright, the heat final...

The arena will be Pluto, however Pluto has an atmosphere to keep you guys alive.

Jack and Nick eye each other tenaciously, as activate is called. OID immediately spins up to full speed due to less gravity, as Nick just stands there. OID charges in, and hits the copy of Metal Demon squarely on the front. Amazingly, Metal Demon's antimatter has not exploded, but it has suffered all of the 2mm Aluminum checker plate armor disintegrating.Just as OID's disc charges into Metal Demon once more, cease is called, not by the ref, but by Kody Kunz. Kody protests that he didn't win anything, and, using an E Outdatus Summonum book, manages to suddenly recreate 5 of his outdated robots: Destructophobic, Darth Dread, Killothwack Beta, Ivy, and Denial. The outdated machines charge at Metal Demon, who was found out to be running on 1 molecule of antimatter. The explosion that follows is very small, but manages to blow the immobilized Metal Demon back to Earth, however it also manages to destroy OID. Jack winces in horror, as Kody manages to win this heat, however Kody, being the nice Canadian that he is, allows Jack to join him in the conquest of this tourney by recreating OID.

THE TAG TEAM OF DESTRUCTOPHOBIC, DARTH DREAD, KILLOTHWACK BETA, IVY, OH! I'M DIZZY!!! AND DENIAL MOVES ON TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!!

[team_orr]

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ok....so much for the reply i was gonna post....tag team...urm....i guess im happy im through but...well, that was a bit random, even for us lol, btw did you ask kody if you could use them?

[corsair_lightning]

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It wasn't that random.

To be honest, I partially took the idea of Kody's robots appearing and winning the match from The K-Toad Tournament, where my robot Ninjoid came(without my permission) out of a giant Russia-Shaped/Sized plot hole.

[kodster]

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I don't......do you even......how the...... :|

No. Just...no.

......

Jack, please excuse me while I go find myself a new brain. The one I just had imploded from all the stupid.

(if you're smart enough, Mark, you'll realize this isn't a spam post =P)

[corsair_lightning]

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Well, to be honest, Kody, I made the previous fight the way it was because I've had numerous things like that happen to me. Examples are:

Ninjoid appearing from a Russian-sized plot hole without my permission, only to be flipped OOTA (K-TOAD Tournament)
Minesweeper having an anvil dropped on it, miraculously destroying it and clearing out the arena. (TTTTTT)
Me and Roveress being discovered on Uranus, and you making an insult about how I/he should Go up his own anus and stay there. (TTTTTT)
Me being bloodily pasted across the pavement by Solaria Crystalwing (ATTTWI 2: Resurrection)