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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
Posts like that are considered spam, Mark...
Originally posted by corsair_lightning
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
Oh...Comment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
if you've read Kody's post Mark than this post is intentional spam Mark, not smart when some people still arent convinced you really arent the man you were a year ago...Originally posted by corsair_lightning
I read in this very topic that I appearantly have the sole right to enter Male Kram, so here goes nothing
1. Male Kram
2. Kryptonite
3. The Phantom Menace
4. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Comment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
Nick:
666 antweights, and a fleaweight
A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg
A heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source, with 2mm aluminum checker plate armour
An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Jamie McHarg:
A never-ending roll of gaffa tape
A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey
Swine Flu
Jack Orr:
A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower
An old RC car taped to a beer keg
A cheese sandwich
A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back
Joey McConnell:
Nidus
Tears For Fears
Haardvark (S2)
Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Kody Kunz:
James Hetfield
A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos
Nemesis (S2)
Sam Park:
Timothy James Sillery
Ronald McDonald
Diotoir (S5)
Steve Irwin
Martijn Benschop
Male Kram
Kryptonite
The Phantom Menace
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Come on, people! 1 more person!!!Comment
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sadly cheese sandwich has to pull out *sob-sob-cry* due to me foolishly trying to use kingsmill 50/50 and that in turn ripped the cheese
so i might as well use this as a tryout for O.I.D (oh! im dizzy) who knows...i might rip off Male Kram's leg...lol
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Okay.Comment
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Mark, why are you still making one-word posts after we've told you repeatedly that it counts as spam?Comment
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Now I get it...
Well, sure. No more 1-word posts.Comment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
The revised entry list:
Nick:
666 antweights, and a fleaweight
A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg
A 2mm aluminum checker plate armoured heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source.
An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Jamie McHarg:
An endless roll of gaffa tape
A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey
Swine Flu
Jack Orr:
A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower
An old RC car taped to a beer keg
Oohh! I'm Dizzy!
A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back
Joey McConnell:
Nidus
Tears For Fears
Haardvark (S2)
Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Kody Kunz:
James Hetfield
A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos
Nemesis (S2)
Sam Park:
Timothy James Sillery
Ronald McDonald
Diotoir (S5)
Steve Irwin
Martijn Benschop
Male Kram
Kryptonite
The Phantom Menace
SPARTA!!!
Seriously. I need 1 more person...Comment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
w00t!
1) Mace II
2) Teacakes
3) Webcam
4) Dave Mustaine
Any good?
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Ooh, James Hetfield vs Dave Mustaine!Originally posted by andrewjw00t!
1) Mace II
2) Teacakes
3) Webcam
4) Dave Mustaine
Any good?
Mind you, Dave beat the crap out of James last time (and got kicked out of Metallica for it...) 
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The spots are filled!!!
Now for the draw...
Heat 1
Oh! I'm Dizzy! vs Nidus vs A 2mm aluminum checker plate armoured heavyweight using a kilo of anti-matter as a power source vs Diotoir (S5)
Mace II vs Nemesis (S2) vs Haardvark (S2) vs 666 antweights, and a fleaweight
Heat 2
SPARTA!!! vs A webcam vs James Hetfield vs Timothy James Sillery
Dave Mustaine vs An old RC car taped to a beer keg vs Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos vs An endless roll of gaffa tape
Heat 3
Swine Flu vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs The Phantom Menace vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Teacakes vs Male Kram vs Ronald McDonald vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
Heat 4
Kryptonite vs Steve Irwin vs A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Tears for Fears vs A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back vs A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey vs An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
Tactics, predictions, and all that stuff. Although if I don't get tactics, then I'll do the fights without 'em.Comment
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YAY, tactics
Heat 1 fight 1: Hide on a different continent, and work the robot via satellite connection and webcam. The tournament will probably conclude in a really spectacular way not long into this fight! :twisted:
Heat 1 fight 2: Swarm everything with all those antweights, try and avoid Mace's spinning flail as best they can. (It'll massacre them )
Heat 4: Try and cause back injuries to whoever tries to lift 100kg of Hardox.
Heat 4: Stick the JD in my back pocket for drinking afterwards, crunch the drill motor and cd wheel underfoot, and cast evil and unholy black magic on Tears for Fears to turn them into a Bluegrass band! (Wahey, some actual tactics here!)Comment
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Pfft, might as well...
Nemesis' tactics - catch on fire somehow, and ram into the three competitors setting them on fire.
James Hetfield's tactics - double-cross Satan (see Guitar Hero: Metallica), then become King of Hell and use hellish powers to overpower my pitiful enemies.
Hexadecimal's tactics - Hexadecimal doesn't get drunk; she's a virus-type...human...shaped...mad...woman...thing. Whatever. Use the tape to attach Dave Mustaine to the beer keg and send them all into a portal to *gasp* THE WEB.
The fuse box's tactics - how does a fuse box catch Swine Flu? Meh. Drop stuff, short-circuit the lights, s'all good.Comment
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O.I.D: smash things....try and decapitate some footy players (note i would never do that in real life...or would i...no, defiantly no 
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old rc car taped to a bear keg: urm...run away!!!!
a bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower: BURN THINGS!!!
a drill motor taped to a piece of wood with a cd wheel and a pic of george bush stapled to the back: make them laugh so hard they die of laughter....then, using the dead wizards wand make the REAL george bush come out of the picture and nick the bottle of J-D
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