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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
so...because it made you feel bad you decided to do it to other people?
so...because it made you feel bad you decided to do it to other people?
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
Not exactly. He won his one match, while I lost all of my matches.Comment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
Well... I feel motivated... You know what that means...
SPARTA!!! vs A webcam vs James Hetfield vs Timothy James Sillery
The arena will be inside a Nintendo DS.
Sparta(I believe the entire nation of) immediately charges at the webcam, trampling it underfoot, While TJS giggles from a safe distance. James Hetfield excuses himself to go to the restroom, but secretly enters the portal to Hell, which has heated back up, after it froze in ATTTWI 2. Simply, he says to Satan, You get my soul for today, but I get hellish overlord powers for today. Sure! says Satan, as Hetfield is transported back to the DS, where TJS's stupidity has killed 1'000 Spartan soldiers. Hetfield rises into the air, and blasts an instant death beam at all the Spartans using his hellish overlord powers. However, they mange to raise their shields, and deflect the beam at TJS, who disintegrates into a pile of ashes.
SPARTA!!! AND JAMES HETFIELD MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!
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Dave Mustaine vs An old RC car taped to a beer keg vs Hexadecimal, Queen of Chaos vs An endless roll of gaffa tape
The arena will be in a Las Vegas casino.
Hexadecimal moves quickly, infecting every single one of the electronic slot machines. However, the RC car and beer keg rams into one of the slot machines, and somehow knocks loose a wire, destroying power to the entire casino and short circuiting the Queen of Chaos. Hexadecimal disappears, as the RC car and beer keg are picked up by Dave Mustaine, who is also holding the endless roll of Gaffa tape. Dave the uses the tape to wrap the RC car and Beer Keg up. The RC car's wheels cannot move, the motors overheat, and the weird robot is immobilized.
DAVE MUSTAINE AND AN ENDLESS ROLL OF GAFFA TAPE MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!
This heat's 2nd round match-up:
James Hetfield vs Dave Mustaine
SPARTA!!! vs An endless roll of Gaffa tape
Tactics, predictions, and all that stuff.Comment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
Dave Mustaine will beat the crap out of James Hetfield, as a) James is a sellout and b) Dave already beat up James, which was why he was kicked out of Metallica.
As for the other fight...
...THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA!Comment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
Some more fights...
Dave Mustaine vs James Hetfield
Unfortunately, James Hetfield loses automatically by default, due to the fact that he attempted to go back in time and replace himself from the first fight to gain hellish overlord powers. That would be fine, if he hadn't lost the first battle because he wasn't able to get hellish overlord powers to go through. Due to the massive paradox, James Hetfield was annihilated, and Dave Mustaine goes through...
DAVE MUSTAINE GOES THE THE HEAT FINAL!!!
SPARTA!!! vs An Endless roll of Gaffa tape
The nation immediately charges forward, and cuts the roll of tape in half, however the 2 halves grow into 2 endless rolls of Gaffa tape. The Spartans keep cutting the rolls of Gaffa tape up, until there are so many, that they smother the Spartans. The tape then sentiently wraps each Spartan corpse up in Gaffa tape, and drags them into a pit leading to Hell.
AN ENDLESS ROLL OF GAFFA TAPE GOES TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
Heat Final:
Dave Mustaine vs An Endless Roll of Gaffa Tape
Tactics, predictions, etc.Comment
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Dave Mustaine vs an Endless Roll of Gaffa tape
The arena will be a basketball field near the Thames River.
Dave starts out quickly, picking up the endless roll of tape and using it to tape a bottle of napalm to a metal hose. he then attaches a lighter to the end of the hose, and uses the home-built flamethrower to burn the Gaffa tape. However, the tape survives, albeit with no stickiness and charred black, and attempts to tape itself into a ball. Unfortunately, the tape-ball is then picked up by Dave, as he throws it into the nearest basketball hoop. He then kicks it into the Thames River.
DAVE MUSTAINE MOVES ON TO THE SEMI FINALS!!!
And coming up soon:
Swine Flu vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs The Phantom Menace vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Teacakes vs Male Kram vs Ronald McDonald vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79Comment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
Ronald McDonald will eat up the chicken and bacon Ranch sub within seconds.
Good luck everyoneComment
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Okay, it's time to continue with this...
We already have 2 semi-finalists: Dave Mustaine, and Kody's Retired Robots/Oh!!! I'm Dizzy. Now, who will join them?
Swine Flu vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs The Phantom Menace vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
The arena will be on top of Mount Vesuvius.
Kody immediately marches forward, dropping a chicken, a frying pan, and a washing machine onto the Phantom Menace, who falls into the lava of Mount Vesuvius. Jack attempts to burn Kody up, but a metal cooker dropping from the sky prevents the flame from burning him. Meanwhile, the swine flu isn't doing anything, as Jack marches towards Kody. However, a brick falls from the sky, and breaks the bottle of tequila, and the flame from the flamethrower sets it on fire. Luckily, the flame incinerates the swine flu.
A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA ATTACHED TO A FLAMETHROWER AND A FUSE BOX WITH AN ALTERNATE SWITCH FOR DROPPING RANDOM OBJECTS IN PLACES GO THROUGH TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!
Teacakes vs Male Kram vs Ronald McDonald vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken and Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost a grand total of £1.79
The arena will be inside a Subway eatery.
Jamie McHarg walks into the line of customers. Since I work here, I think I'll have a 6-inch Chicken & Bacon Ranch sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese. he says. Okay, that'll be £1.79. says the cashier girl, who somehow seems to look familiar. Jamie sits down, as Ronald McDonald and Male Kram sit down near him. Also sitting down is a random man who places some teacakes on the table.
Give me your sub. says Ronald. No, give it to me! says Male. I don't care. says the man with the teacakes. Jamie responds to the latter comment by crushing the teacakes underfoot. Guys, no fighting! says the cashier girl, who points towards a sign that clearly says NO FIGHTING. However, nobody notices, as Ronald and Male try to beat eachother senseless so they can have the sub. The cashier girl, infuriated, pulls out a pair of katanas and stabs the McDonald's Overload, who dies and disappears. The cashier girl is revealed to be Ming Higurashi: The champion of ATTTWI, who apparently has decided to go to a peaceful life of being a cashier girl.
Hey! says Male Kram, Jamie, how about we both share the sandwich by cutting it into 2 3-inch sandwiches? That's brilliant! Says Jamie, as he cuts the sandwich in half. The scene ends peacefully with Male and Jamie eating their halves of the sandwich, while Ming looks on with a disgusted look on her face.
A STAFF-DISCOUNTED 6-INCH CHICKEN & BACON RANCH SUBWAY SUB WHICH COSTS £1.79 PLUS TAX AND MALE KRAM MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!
So round 2 will be:
A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken & Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost £1.79 plus tax
Male Kram vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
Tactics, predictions, etc.Comment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
burn the bread...turning it into toast
burn the herbs...wilting them
burn the cheese...melting it
also bring a random bouncer with me to protect me when Jamie realizes that his sandwich is beyond repair and tries to chuck it at me...if my bouncer takes it in the face il just bring out mythras :PComment
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A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower vs A staff discounted 6-inch Chicken & Bacon Ranch Subway sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese which cost £1.79 plus tax
The arena will be a nuclear power plant.
Jack, realizing the futility of holding the flamethrower in the nuclear power plant, attaches the flamethrower on top of Mythras. Mythras drives into the nuclear power plant, and trips Jamie, who is caught on a rock as he falls towards the ground. Jack, being the nice guy he is, telephones Jamie's robots about him being stuck. Drumroll and Kaizer immediately drive themselves over and pick up Jamie, who orders them to attack Mythras(who still has the flamethrower). Mythras immediately burns out Drumroll's controls, then shoves Kaizer onto a rock, immobilizing it. Jack asks Jamie to concede defeat, and he does. While Mythras spins around in a victory dance, Jamie eats his unburned sandwich.
A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA TAPED TO A FLAMETHROWER ON TOP OF MYTHRAS MOVES TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
Male Kram vs A fuse box with an alternate switch for dropping random objects in places
The arena will be the series 7 Robot Wars arena, however including all the house robots and the series 2 PPZs.
Kody immediately attempts to drop the drop zone's washing machine onto Kram using the fuse box, but only succeeds turning the washing machine into a box filled with balls. It's here that he realizes that the fuse box doesn't work when there's already a random object in the arena. Male kicks Kody into an angle grinder, but he's unharmed, mainly due to the fact that both Male Kram and Kody Kunz exchanged their ordinary clothes for Kevlar clothes. Kody immediately kicks Male into Sir Killalot, who grabs Male by the arm(not with skin-breaking force, mind you), and pushes him into Shunt, who then rams him into Dead Metal. However, Male raises a titanium shield and shatters both Dead Metal's saw, and Sgt. Bash's, who tried to enter the fray. While the house robots are attacking Male Kram, Kody removes the washing machine and tries to use the fuse box to drop a dart onto Male. However, he accidentally causes the dart to hit himself, and the dart knocks him out.
MALE KRAM MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
Heat final: Male Kram vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower on top of MythrasComment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
Oooook - I may have misunderstood this tournament, but isn't it meant to be my entries (in this case, the deliciously tasty Chicken and Bacon sub; screw the tax, I ain't paying tax on my sandwich
) that do the fighting? None of my entries was me, yet I am the main offensive force for my team in that battle.
Or should I just accept that tournaments like this are so random that it's not worth bothering about? :PComment
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Well... the tournies are supposed to be random...Comment
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Re: Team Corsair Presents: ACTILWI
Alright, say hello to the heat final...
Male Kram vs A bottle of tequila taped to a flamethrower on top of Mythras
The arena will be... An oxygen-filled void in space...
Almost immediately, the battle ends before it began, as Male uses a knife to cut the tape holding the tequila bottle and flamethrower together. The tequila spills out and freezes due to the cold temperatures, as the glass shatters due to the low pressure. Luckily, Jack is able to recover Mythras, however, the flamethrower is no more.
MALE KRAM MOVES ON TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!!
And next time...
Kryptonite vs Steve Irwin vs A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
Tears for Fears vs A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back vs A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey vs An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threadsComment
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Steve Irwin's tactics: Use a man-eating crocodile to eat everyone up.
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Time for more fights...
Kryptonite vs Steve Irwin vs A cube of Hardox 450 weighing 100 kg vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
The arena will be a swimming pool, with an empty hot tub for a pit.
Steve jumps into the pool, and is followed by the Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club. Immediately, Steve throws the Kryptonite into the hot tub/pit, knocking it out of the competition. Now, the HRAFC and Steve Irwin shove the 100kg Hardox 450 cube into the pool, where it sinks to the bottom. The cube is immobilized, so I guess the humans go through!
STEVE IRWIN AND THE HARROGATE RAILWAY ATHLETIC FOOTBALL CLUB GO THROUGH TO ROUND 2!!!
Tears for Fears vs A drill motor strapped to a block of wood with a CD wheel and a picture of George Bush stapled to the back vs A bottle of the finest Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey vs An unholy satanic wizard who uses black magic to resurrect long-dead threads
The arena will be my backyard.
Immediately, the wizard picks up the bottle of whiskey and drinks about a quarter of the bottle. Also immediately, he falls to the ground, and will remain passed out until the end of the century. The bottle hits the ground, and cracks, spilling whiskey on Tears for Fears' feet. The band slip and passes out on the floor, as the Motor attached to wood attached to a picture of George Bush turns into the real George Bush.
A CRACKED BOTTLE OF THE FINEST JACK DANIELS TENNESSEE WHISKEY AND GEORGE BUSH MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!
Round 2:
George Bush vs Harrogate Railway Athletic Football Club
A Cracked Bottle of the Finest Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey vs Steve IrwinComment
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