Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

[velociraptor]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

MORD2 will go for Chalkie first - put the plow down and ram it in the side, shove it into arena obstacles, or get it against the wall and use the drum on it. Try and do the same to Dieceratops Reinvertus, then attack Slammer with the drum.

[swiss_tony]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

Yaaawnnn..No! I wasnt slacking off...seriously!

*runs away from mob chasing with flaming pitchfork and starts writing*

House Robots: SUNCUST and Psycho Cyan
3...2...1...ACTIVATE!
MORD heads out and gets under Chalkie, and speeds right to the arena hammer, which comes dwon on Chalkies corner so hard, the lower-right wheel is and impales it right out! Chalkie drives away, although not that controlled, and tries to push back, but with the lost traction and torque, MORD has the upper hand and slams Chalkie into the saw, which eats away at the armor. MORD is forced to back off, and meanwhile Dieceratops squares off with Slammer, who is using the horizontil claw setup. They charge into each other, and ALex grips the Flipper of Dieceratops just before Dieceratops fires up the flipper! Dieceratops launces its flipper with Slammer still clamped to it, and Slammer counters with activatign the bottom shrimech just as he lands, and Dieceratops is slammed into the floor still attached to Slammer, but just as he hits the floor, he gives Slammer a taste of its own medicine and pops himself back over along with Slammer! After everyone is through cracking up at this small robo-slinky incident, Slammer releases from Dieceratops and Dieceratops tosses Slammer like a pinata that just wont break open, and when Slammer lands, slightly disoreinted from all that previous action and now this, Dieceratops takes the opportunity to flip Slammer OOTA!
Slammer has been Slammed out of the competition! Who will make it to the final!
Meanwhile, MORD has slammed Chalkie into the wall and starts chewing away at it with the drum, and continues doing so until forced to back off. The sides have taken quite a beating, and the pit opens, but Chalkie is fighting back, and tries to push MORD into the pit from the side, but accidently screws up the driving and MORD gets under from the rear and pushes Chalkie into the pit!
Chalkie has has its name chalked up on the losers board! Who will be in the the final, Dieceratops Reinvertus or MORD?
MORD charges towards Dieceratops now, and Dieceratops charges to meet it, but MORD gets under and slams Dieceratops into the wall, and starts grinding away with the drum! Dieceratops is getting a grounding underbelly and not liking it, so Chris activates the flipper, which places it on top of MORD! Dieceratops drives off and Gives MORD a flip from the side, then quickly drives under again just as MORD lands and flips it OOTA!
MORD has been destroyed! Dinosaurs will last for quite some time, as Dieceratops Reinvertus goes through!

Sorry for the delay. Now could you..you know..please stop pointing those flaming pitchforks at me? Theyre starting to burn.

[dogbot4000]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

Good fight.

[swiss_tony]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

Well, I did say it would start up again, didnt I?
Thing is, this isnt my fight: Its Andys, whos agreed to help me finish off this tourtament. So this will most likley not be the last fight by him...but when NSIREC2 comes along, Ill do all the fights myself.
The Deer vs. Disco 5 vs. Seggy 4.25 vs. Snakebite 4

House Robots: Psycho Cyan Evolved and Shovearound 2

3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
ACTIVATE!

The join fastest Snakebite 4 and Seggy 4.25 are quick to take on each part of Team Raven. Seggy 4.25 (equipped with its scoop) goes to take on Disco 5, while Snakebite 4 heads for The Deer. Disco 5 already has its flywheel spun up to top speed and hurtles it into Seggy 4.25, sending the Team Solarized robot back with a scratch in the steel plate. Meanwhile, Snakebite and The Deer are locked in a deadly embrace and The Deer pushes Snakebite right down the tunnel! Both robots enter the house robot territory and Shovearound 2 is quick to react and gets its lifting forks under Snakebite and lifts it up. The Deer, sensing danger, escapes down the tunnel back to segment one. As it gets back, The Deer witnesses Seggy 4.25 ramming its partner Disco 5 into one of the horizontal saws on the side of the arena. The Deer quickly goes to help out and charges at Seggy 4.25€¦ but Dave quickly moves Seggy out the way and The Deer heads straight into the fully spun up disc of Disco 5! The shear force buckles one of The Deer€™s claws upwards, rendering it completely useless.
Poor old Snakebite is being pulverised to death in the meantime by the Forge Hammer and the house robots. Seggy 4.25 is now suffering a double team by Disco 5 and The Deer, though. Both Team Raven bots have cornered Seggy and are beating it up with a series of rams and disc attacks. Suddenly, all attention turns to Snakebite 4 who has escaped the house robots and is heading to rejoin the party! Snakebite seems to want revenge on The Deer and immediately gets under it and uses the lifting arm to lean it against the wall. Disco 5 quickly gets involved and pings the disc into the side of Snakebite 4, who gets turned upside down. But this is no problem for the invertible shuffler who turns around and gives Disco 5 a taste of its own medicine with its own spinning bar.
Seggy 4.25 has used this time to escape and has made a run up at Disco 5, charging it into the sidewall and one of the saws. Meanwhile, Snakebite 4 strikes with its bar again, this time reversing it into the beached The Deer and striking the underbelly, shaking The Deer down back to its wheels with a thump. Almost instantly, Disco 5 replies by walloping its own disc into Snakebite 4, sending it spinning against the arena wall and gets trapped. Disco 5 quickly turns and reverses in at Snakebite getting the wedge under, just as Snakebite had freed itself with its lifting arm. With one swift flip, Snakebite finds itself riding up the wall and teetering over the top and out of the arena. Disco 5 is then joined by a great ram by Seggy 4.25, thumping the blue and yellow robot into the corner. Seggy 4.25 goes for another ram but this time goes flying high up the wedge of Disco 5 and is flipped onto its back. Seggy 4.25 goes for a third ram with its now semi working scoop but just gets a face full of spinning doom once more. Followed by a long push down to the other corner of the arena - Disco 5 seems to be on top of the match up now. Which is more than can be said for The Deer who has been inactive for too long and is finally counted out.

10€¦9€¦8€¦7€¦6€¦5€¦4€¦3€¦2 €¦1€¦OUT!

Now it€™s down to the last two, Seggy 4.25 and Disco 5! Almost just at the right time, the pits in both sections of the arena descend. Seggy 4.25 senses a sneaky victory and pushes Disco 5 straight for the pit, but narrowly misses. Disco 5 slides under and quickly flicks Seggy 4.25 back right way up. With the scoop now facing away from Disco 5, Martyn spins his robot round and launches the disc into the rear end. Disco 5 quickly turns round to perform another quick attack and wedges under Seggy 4.25 and drives it town the tunnel into segment two. Psycho Cyan Evolved and Shovearound 2 are instant to pounce on their new prey like a Frank to a cup of coffee and get stuck in straight away, separating the two robots and dragging them away. But Disco 5 is not in the mood for playing around and simple rolls Psycho Cyan evolved over onto its back! Shovearound is furious and goes to right its house robot team mate, leaving the competitors behind. Seggy 4.25 gets both robots out of danger and pushes Disco 5 back down the tunnel into segment one. Seggy 4.25 in fact goes straight for the pit and misses narrowly for the second time in a mater of moments! In the confusion Disco spins and catches Seggy 4.25, flicking the interchangeable robot into the pit of oblivion.

CEASE!

Snakebite 4 is flipped out of the arena, The Deer is immobilised and Seggy 4.25 is pitted leaving Disco 5 to go through!

[kodster]

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Nice fights Tony.

Predictions...

BRACKET TWO:

HEAT TWO:
OmniForce
Archangel
SYNDOS
Wedge Devolution

Either Wedge or ArchAngel...Wedge has the experience and ArchAngel has the AWESOME destructive power

HEAT THREE:
Calm Down Dear, its only a robot
Cosmic Thunder
The Circle Revisited
Yet Another Cut Above The Rest

Umm...pass.

HEAT FOUR:
FBSDS
Son of Ripper
Son of Wedgie
Forklift

SoR!!!

BRACKET THREE

HEAT ONE:
Star 69
Dante
Meat Slicer 2
Balder

Baldur to go through, having excellent armour and invertibility.

HEAT TWO:
Tenderizers Revenge
All Scoop and No Stab Makes Steve a Dull Boy
Tengu
Ringwraith

Either Tengu or Ringwraith. Any self-respecting vapourboteer here knows what Tengu can do...

HEAT THREE:
Cyclone Force 2.5
SDIV
Obliteration
ForcePower

Andy and Steve to gang up on Chris bots, and then ForcePower to shove SD around.

HEAT FOUR:
Allanon
Chameleon
GeForce
Flank Attack

Allanon or GeForce.

BRACKET FOUR:

HEAT ONE:
Wedga REVO
Rammy
Tails
Mega Masher

Again, Andy and Steve to team up, and then I dunno.

HEAT TWO:
Whirligig
Killotine
Orka
Leprosy Infection

STEVE-O!!! And then, from the fight both two of Steves bots, Whirlgig 4.0 to go through.

HEAT THREE:
CDM
Windmill
Drumroll
Axeolotl

I think Axe-O-Lotl will go through here.

HEAT FOUR:
Malaria
Argo
Kali
Pit Drone

Dunno.

[swiss_tony]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

Just a quick note: This is NOT cancelled, I just have many other writing projects to do, and its difficult to balance between them all. So you might have to wait some more.

[bex]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

Yea i know that feeling at the minute!

[majinb]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

I know what youre saying Anthony, Im currently in the same situation with Mechanical Noise, it WILL be finished, but I simply have more stuff on my mind

anyway, Id like to give some predictions

HEAT TWO:
OmniForce
Archangel
SYNDOS
Wedge Devolution

Wedge Devo, most likely, since its such a high quality wedge-flipper, the destructive Archangel does stand a good chance though

HEAT THREE:
Calm Down Dear, its only a robot
Cosmic Thunder
The Circle Revisited
Yet Another Cut Above The Rest

Cosmic Thunder seems a bit vulnerable to me, The Circle Revisted though, is where I put my money, it shoud withstand the blows dealt by YACATR

HEAT FOUR:
FBSDS
Son of Ripper
Son of Wedgie
Forklift

Good ol Son of Ripper, still living up to its high standards

BRACKET THREE

HEAT ONE:
Star 69
Dante
Meat Slicer 2
Balder

Baldur vs 3 spinners?

HEAT TWO:
Tenderizers Revenge
All Scoop and No Stab Makes Steve a Dull Boy
Tengu
Ringwraith

Tengu has the reputation, Tenderizers Revenge on the other hand has a great design, still, Im going with Tengu

HEAT THREE:
Cyclone Force 2.5
SDIV
Obliteration
ForcePower

ForcePower, most likely, perhaps Cyclone Force 2.5 can come up with something againt him though

HEAT FOUR:
Allanon
Chameleon
GeForce
Flank Attack

uhhhm... uhhhm... all four can win this one really... Mechanical Noises semi finalist winner Flank Attack perhaps?

BRACKET FOUR:

HEAT ONE:
Wedga REVO
Rammy
Tails
Mega Masher

Wedga REVO has what it takes to get rid of his opposition this round

HEAT TWO:
Whirligig
Killotine
Orka
Leprosy Infection

A tag-team battle between Chris M and Steve?!? Either Orka or Killotine to win

HEAT THREE:
CDM
Windmill
Drumroll
Axeolotl

Clawdius, probably

HEAT FOUR:
Malaria
Argo
Kali
Pit Drone

hmmm...
too close to call

[kodster]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

Well, its been almost a year. It aint cancelled yet. Any thoughts on continuing this Tony?

[swiss_tony]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

Maybe, maybe not. Im extremley lazy, so dont count on it.

[knightrous]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

Tony is about as fast as a PS3... A slow as a wet week, except it costs you $1000 and the games are only in HDTV 540i, while your TV supports 720i and the console runs 1020i

[swiss_tony]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

NOW will you shut up, Kody? :P

House robots: SUNCUST and Psycho Cyan

SYNDOS
Archangel
Wedge Devo
OmniForce

OmniForce goes straight for Archangel on the word go! Richard sees a perfect opprotunity since Andy is too focused on charging to dodge or turn, and he goes after OmniForce! And Omni charges into ArchAngel and is BLOWN BACK, AND GOES RIGHT INTO SLICE AND DICES WEAPON! OH MY LORD! What a combo! And OmniForce is barley moving at all...that large impact must have knocked a drive motor loose! The already slow omnibot is even slower and next to impossible to control! Andy is too busy fighting with the controls to do any sort of dodging, so Richard and Alex make peace for now, and double team OmniForce once more AT THE SAME TIME! ArchAngel ripped one of the sides off, and Slice and Dice sends a strip of that hardox straight into the air! Oh lordy! Somebody end this poor things suffering! Steve, who was saving his energy at this point, decides to get involved and tosses poor Omni...not quite out of the ring! Slice and Dice tries to launch him out with the impact...and again comes short, but whats this?! Some battery fluid is leaking out of Omni! All that abuse finally got the battery! Psycho Cyan comes in for some fun and lifts Omni closer into the discs...closer...OH GOD! Theres big holes in the side of the chassis now! Omniforce is not moving at all! Steve gives Omni a flip and out of the arena it goes!
OmniForce didnt have enough force! One down, two more to go!
Steve wisley chooses to avoid confrontation for the time being, and starts running away! Both robots know they wont catch him, so the spinners lay eyes on each other now! Closer...closer...THIS close to wepaon to weapon....OH!!! Slice and Dices weapon has been TORN right off! But it appears some damage has been left! A big gash is seen in Archangel, and the rings are not spinning like they should be! SYNDOSs weapon did not die in vain! But SYNDOS will as Steveo jumps in and flips him OOTA!

Slice and Dice has overdoes on Steroids! Whos next!?

Steve fearlessly charges into ArchAngel, and barley takes anything from those weakened rings! Steve got lucky on that one, had Richard not given that hit, hed have to deal with a fully functional ArchAngel! With a good flip, ArchAngel goes straight OOTA!

Archangel has been sent to the Abyss! Wedge Devo goes through!

Im rusty. Sue me.

[kodster]

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XDXDXD!!! Awesome fight! Keep on writing, there. Youve got potential for even better battles. :wink:

[siphai]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

weeee

[swiss_tony]

Not-So Insane Robotic Elimination Challenge!

You know what? Lets just make this a hypo. If NSIREC2 ever rolls along, I promise that one will be finished the old fashioned way.

HEAT THREE:
Calm Down Dear, its only a robot
Cosmic Thunder
The Circle Revisited
Yet Another Cut Above The Rest

Cut above the rest went through

HEAT FOUR:
FBSDS
Son of Ripper
Son of Wedgie
Forklift

SOR went through

BRACKET FINAL:

Disco
Wedge Devo
Cut above the rest
Son of Ripper

Wedge Devo through [This was NOT an easy call]


BRACKET THREE

HEAT ONE:
Star 69
Dante
Meat Slicer 2
Balder

Dante through

HEAT TWO:
Tenderizers Revenge
All Scoop and No Stab Makes Steve a Dull Boy
Tengu
Ringwraith

Tenderizers Revenge through



HEAT THREE:
Cyclone Force 2.5
SDIV
Obliteration
ForcePower

Cyclone Force through


HEAT FOUR:
Allanon
Chameleon
GeForce
Flank Attack

Flank Attack through

Bracket Final:

Dante
Tenderizers Revenge
Cyclone Force
Flank Attack

Dante through

BRACKET FOUR:

HEAT ONE:
Wedga REVO
Rammy
Tails
Mega Masher

Wedga Revo through

HEAT TWO:
Whirligig
Killotine
Orka
Leprosy Infection

Whirligig through

HEAT THREE:
CDM
Windmill
Drumroll
Axeolotl

Drumroll through


HEAT FOUR:
Malaria
Argo
Kali
Pit Drone

Kali through

BRACKET FINAL:

Wedga Revo
Whirligig
Drumroll
Kali

Wedga Revo through

TOURNAMENT FINAL

Dieceratops Re Invertus
Wedge Devo
Dante
Wedga Revo

And the winner is...

...Dieceratops Re-Invertus.

Nice job Chris [even though he didnt do much :P] And an absolute promise if Series 2 gets underway, it WILL be done with everything written.