The Last Oddetsey

[NFX]

Twitch cocked his head a little. It sounded needlessly complicated, looked a little fragile, and bore the name of a character he didn't have much chance of pronouncing. He would call him "Jurk", unless the ritual called for it. Still, it sounded like he could turn whatever he wanted invisible, and as many of them as he wanted within the five minute period. If there was a way to speed up the ritual, then that would be even better, but it was a good start. What could he team invisibility with, though? "Uh..." the parrot mumbled, as he tapped idly at the floor with one claw.

"...wing knives?" He asked uncertainly. "For a macaw?"

[kodster]

(OOC: internet installed Sunday?! who would have thought?! Case in point: I'm back)

Eudial raised her eyebrows. Those fireflies looked dangerous... perfect.

After a lengthy pause, she decided upon the lance, the alchemy set, and the fireflies.

[majinb]

"Assault Vest"

[alex_holt]

Your search for "wing knives for a macaw" found the following result:

A Tube of N-th Metal Feather Polymer - A special polymer designed to convert living feathers to a tough metaloid with the approximate properties of stainless steel - this tube has enough to apply to 6 large feathers such as found in the wing tips or tail. Originally developed in a group of obscure universes by some more hippy than usual Thanagarians, the metal blades produced also have the advantage of ignoring magical defences.

Your search for "assault vest" found the following result:

A NeoSoviet Assault Vest and Control Watch - This is one a small run of production produced on an earth with an accelerated timeline - the NeoSoviet Empire of the Year 2114 did research into how to maximize the efficiency of their army, they had large numbers of men but little training. This vest in addition to being an advanced piece of armour resistant to 98% of standard firearms, and capable of nullifying most energy weapons down a level (shrugs off stun blasts, turns kill blasts to stuns, and lets the body survive for identification for disintegrations) but it is primarily designed to override the soldier's own mental functions and replace them with an optimised one. A person wearing this vest will exactly follow all orders given to them without question, and function as a fully trained and adapted soldier immediately. Wearing the watch and the vest at once will result in brain damage.

[playzooki]

"Ooh, i know" Playzooki said sarcastically. "Why not a way to get out of this place? or a better item providing machine."

(OOC: dont actually search for them, im not gonna use this machine anyway :P)

[alex_holt]

George answers Playzooki "Sir, you can go wherever you want, whenever you want, you are on the most powerful ship ever built in any universe, with teleporters, inter-stellar drives, inter-dimensional beaming technology and more. Going somewhere is not in any way a problem for you. As for the item machine, I assure you that this has the rarest and most powerful items of any machine ever built. "

[shadowflare]

Marisa hummed, and grabbed the mushroom book to --uh, borrow and help her locate the magic mushrooms around the castle, and returned the other two books to their original places before going on a mushroom hunt. She paused a moment, and pulling out her magic It's-Probably-A-Fish-Pants-Pocket bag, decided to reach in and see what she pulled out this time, before continuing on her merry way.

[alex_holt]

On her mushroom search, Marisa Finds:

8 Radiant Glowcaps (shower of blinding sparks)
5 Marshthings Fingers (acidic hands)
6 Oaken Protectors (barkskin)
9 Snail's Bane (the ability to repel all molluscs)
9 Pungent Destroyers (KO stink bomb)
4 Ishmael's Lament (know MobyDick off by heart)

[majinb]

"Assorted daggers"

[NFX]

Invisibility and turning his wings into steel. Slightly. They seemed like good choices for now, considering he was a macaw. Listening into Aurelia's choices, Twitch seemed to pick up on the way to go about asking for stuff, and getting the stuff he wanted. But not having hands seemed to limit his choices of what he could use, or at least use effectively.

"...flash bombs?" the parrot asked, slightly more clearly this time.

[alex_holt]

Your search for "assorted daggers" found the following result:

Tub O' Daggers A plastic tub about 1 meter long and 50cm wide and high, stuffed full of various daggers that were either not specifically interesting or hadn't been catalogued yet. The contents are:

19 assorted mundane daggers
1 bracer containing a hidden spring loaded adamantium dagger
1 dagger with a switch to separate into a pair for dual wielding
1 brace of 3 perfectly balanced returning throwing daggers made of pale blue steel
1 Vthotek Energy dagger, a carved tortoiseshell handle which when activated produced a blade of green fire
1 Fiberblade - a supersharp blade only a few atoms thick, can kill without leaving a mark
1 Blade of Thrillion - Glows vermillion in the presence of lies, custard and pebbledash
1 Spectrum knife - 2 handed handle on a tiny brittle blade, would probably shatter against anything harder than human flesh, but fires a destructive rainbow blast out of the jewel on the pommel

[alex_holt]

Your search for "Flash bombs" found the following result:

"3 x The Flash bombs" - These bombs when thrown at your feet will give everyone they hit incredibly super speed for 2 minutes and 24.8 seconds, allowing those affected to run 224.8 miles (or more if they'd ordinarily be faster than a human running anyway), or act at 100x normal speed.

[alex_holt]

EUDIAL:
- A BOOK WHICH CONTAINS REVIEWS OF PC GAMES STARTING 5 YEARS IN THE FUTURE ONWARDS
- An anti-gravity Rod Stewart Action Figure - hit an enemy with this doll and they will be removed from all effects of gravity, unless able to secure themselves somehow, they will drift off into space.
CHOSEN- A Silverine Lance - A powerful weapon developed during Doomforall's anti rift experiments - a long slender glowing silver spear that can fire a bolt of energy that can rip through rift and prevent it from restoring itself, as well as harming anything behind it. However it takes five minutes to recharge between shots is difficult to use at more than 20m if the target is moving.
- Mother's Protective Gauntlets - Made for a Knight with a really concerned mother, in addition to projecting a field of armour around the body, these gauntlets speak constantly to the wearer, offering advice on any situation, such as when you need to wrap up warmly, apply sun lotion, how to clean stubborn stains and so on in that Knight's Mothers voice, as well as telling off any enemies"
CHOSEN - My First Alchemy Set Learn the fascinating science of alchemy in 7 experiments! Turn oxygen to zinc! Alumnium to Iodine! Arsenic to Iron! Tin to Plutonium! Radon to Chlorine! Gold into nitrogen! Carbon to titanium!
- The Pan Omnianites Guide to Self Healing A book which is written in uch a way that reading through the entire book of 120 pages will completely heal and injury through focused chi energies subconsciously guided by the precise flow of the text.
CHOSEN - Electrovoric Fireflies A jar containing a number of small fireflies - they are of a special breed which will voraciously drain all electrical energy from the area, blacking out any systems temporarily. Possession of these is highly illegal due to their ability to attack cybernetic beings with devastating efficiency.

AURELIA
- Armour of the Word of Gods An elaborate set of armour fashioned from Angelic scriptures and containing some the essence of the Divine itself. While it provides no protection from physical attacks whatsoever, the wearer is utterly immune to any sort of magical attack up to 14th degree magic.
- A Box with 3 pairs of preserved Angel wings Although the source of these musty old dry wings is unknown, there is clearly some serious magic involved, when placed against the back of a sentient and good being, these wings will permanently bond to them, come fully to their resplendent original state and allowing the owner flight and healing them entirely of all but the most evil magical afflictions.
- Mecha-bracers of Unity Three pairs of red and gold armoured shoulder-length gauntlet which gives each of the wearers the combined strength, speed and agility of all of them.
- A NeoSoviet Assault Vest and Control Watch - This is one a small run of production produced on an earth with an accelerated timeline - the NeoSoviet Empire of the Year 2114 did research into how to maximize the efficiency of their army, they had large numbers of men but little training. This vest in addition to being an advanced piece of armour resistant to 98% of standard firearms, and capable of nullifying most energy weapons down a level (shrugs off stun blasts, turns kill blasts to stuns, and lets the body survive for identification for disintegrations) but it is primarily designed to override the soldier's own mental functions and replace them with an optimised one. A person wearing this vest will exactly follow all orders given to them without question, and function as a fully trained and adapted soldier immediately. Wearing the watch and the vest at once will result in brain damage.
- Tub O' Daggers A plastic tub about 1 meter long and 50cm wide and high, stuffed full of various daggers that were either not specifically interesting or hadn't been catalogued yet. The contents are: 19 assorted mundane daggers, 1 bracer containing a hidden spring loaded adamantium dagger, 1 dagger with a switch to separate into a pair for dual wielding, 1 brace of 3 perfectly balanced returning throwing daggers made of pale blue steel, 1 Vthotek Energy dagger, a carved tortoiseshell handle which when activated produced a blade of green fire, 1 Fiberblade - a supersharp blade only a few atoms thick, can kill without leaving a mark,1 Blade of Thrillion - Glows vermillion in the presence of lies, custard and pebbledash, 1 Spectrum knife - 2 handed handle on a tiny brittle blade, would probably shatter against anything harder than human flesh, but fires a destructive rainbow blast out of the jewel on the pommel
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Twitch
- Juruthmenarreyemuk's Greater Invisibility Request - A weathered scroll containing a rare spell. Juruthmenarreyemuk's Greater Invisibility Request allows the reader to carry out a ritual a few minutes long, after which the one who did the ritual gains a strange power. After completing the ritual, for the next five minutes (OOC: or 2 posts), anything, be it alive, dead or inanimate, to which the casters addresses the question "Do you want to be invisible?" will be utterly invisible for the next 12 hours. The ritual can be carried out twice a week.
- A Tube of N-th Metal Feather Polymer - A special polymer designed to convert living feathers to a tough metaloid with the approximate properties of stainless steel - this tube has enough to apply to 6 large feathers such as found in the wing tips or tail. Originally developed in a group of obscure universes by some more hippy than usual Thanagarians, the metal blades produced also have the advantage of ignoring magical defences.
- "3 x The Flash bombs" - These bombs when thrown at your feet will give everyone they hit incredibly super speed for 2 minutes and 24.8 seconds, allowing those affected to run 224.8 miles (or more if they'd ordinarily be faster than a human running anyway), or act at 100x normal speed.
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[majinb]

"Large hadron collider"

[alex_holt]

Your search for "Large Hadron Collider" found the following result:

Large Hadron Projector - Hadrons are an obsolete and rare caste of Modron* that used to be used for defensive purposes, but fell out of use. They resemble a brass dodecahedron where whichever panels face downwards open up to ground to reveal a set of spindly metal legs to walk on. They weight a few tons each and used to form up in great rows to form barricades. This item resembles a blunderbuss, except when turned on the funnel of the gun separates and enlarges to a 1.5m hoop infront of the barrel. When fired, a Hadron is projected out at speed. The gun contains 10 hadrons, which can be ordered to form defensive barriers. When the fight is over, a lever on the projector returns all hadrons to projector. The hadrons are very very tough but are mortal, and if any die they are not replenished in the gun.

The projector can use the hadrons as cannonballs without any harm to them, but can only fire one every 20 seconds.

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modron_...s_%26_Dragons)