The Last Oddetsey

[kodster]

Eudial screamed and jumped back at least a good 10 feet. "WHAT THE F***, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?" she yelled.

[steven_mcg]

Jackpot!

Give me a little bit of everyone, with the full Maggie Smith and Christopher Lee. If I were a sadsack nerd on the Internet, I'd say that those two would be "OMG teh awsumzz LOLilops".

[NB: Seriously, Alex, they would've been amazing. ]

Although memo to self: next plot for conquest must somehow involve Brian Blessed fighting Daleks. I'll figure out how later on.

[NWOWWE]

Eudial screamed and jumped back at least a good 10 feet. "WHAT THE F***, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?" she yelled.

Gaunt rubbed theatrically at his ear.

"Always nice to see a familiar face. Since you asked I've just been at the PTT headquarters. The Sucker seemed to imply it was an important place in relation to what's going on after you left so suddenly. I'm currently getting ready to meet with what I hope is one if it's higher executives and see if I can figure out anything more."

Gaunt cleared his throat.

"With this rather chance encounter, can I ask if you've learned anything of major importance flying around with the rest of the group? Any more information before I go back could be very helpful."

Gaunt then looked around the room.

"Oh yes, and one other thing. Do you have any idea exactly how this contraption works?"

[kodster]

Eudial clutched her chest. Technically she did have a working heart, which was currently banging against her ribcage, but not spiritually... and she nearly had a heart attack. "Could... could I have at least SOME warning first?" she said weakly. "I'm really not fond of people just suddenly appearing next to me..."

Recovering, Eudial assumed her usual mood and recounted to Gaunt all that George and Anjushree had told them, and of the party's findings about Doomforall.

However, when it came to vice-versa, Gaunt's point about the executive at that PTT Headquarters got Eudial suspicious... surely that thing was another source of rift, or one of its... henchmen, maybe? It couldn't hurt to find out more... but that damn hostage situation... urrrgh...

"Uh, we're in an equipment room of some kind," muttered Eudial. "I guess it wants to know what we want. Er... I guess I'll go first." She cleared her throat and addressed the voice. "There's a huge figure in several layers of rift armour taking some people hostage in the town nearby. It's at a University in its Department of Interdminsional studies. Do you have any weapon or contraption that may prove advantageous against this rift figure?"

[playzooki]

OOC: >tfw when rpg advances too quickly for you to think of a post :V [/ooc]


"ugh. movies. what are they good for? go away... strange.... creature????? and i dont know what victory your on about, im still in this dump. and ill never get out. i say we just let the multiverse or whatever die."

Playzooki gets so bored and fed up that he headdesks, and goes into some sort of semi conscious sleep. (OOC: you guys know what im on about, sort of when you shut your eyes but dont fully go to sleep )

[alex_holt]

EUDIAL

Yours search for "There's a huge figure in several layers of rift armour taking some people hostage in the town nearby. It's at a University in its Department of Interdminsional studies. Do you have any weapon or contraption that may prove advantageous against this rift figure?"

Due to the roundabout phrasing of this question rather than a concise search, the computer offers:

A BOOK WHICH CONTAINS REVIEWS OF PC GAMES STARTING 5 YEARS IN THE FUTURE ONWARDS

Eudial has: 6/7 searches remaining and 3/3 choices remaining.

[kodster]

There was no response.

Eudial coughed. "Uhh... how about a gravity rod or staff then? I'd love to have control of that..."

(OOC: The bolded part please. :P)

[playzooki]

Playzooki was awaken from his sleep by the words 'PC games'

"Ooh, did someone say PC games?"

[alex_holt]

Your search for "gravity rod" found the following item:

An anti-gravity Rod Stewart Action Figure - hit an enemy with this doll and they will be removed from all effects of gravity, unless able to secure themselves somehow, they will drift off into space.

Eudial has: 5/7 searches remaining and 3/3 choices remaining.

[kodster]

"...how about anti-rift armour weaponry?"

( :P *smacks Josh*)

[alex_holt]

Your search for "anti-rift armour weaponry" found the following item:

A Silverine Lance - A powerful weapon developed during Doomforall's anti rift experiments - a long slender glowing silver spear that can fire a bolt of energy that can rip through rift and prevent it from restoring itself, as well as harming anything behind it. However it takes five minutes to recharge between shots is difficult to use at more than 20m if the target is moving.

[kodster]

Eudial stared at the weapon. Now that was something... she had 4 searches left though, so...

Her mind wandered to the bloody blade that made her arms itch. "Erm, you wouldn't happen to have any protective gauntlets, would you?"

[alex_holt]

Your search for protective gauntlets found the following item:

"Mother's Protective Gauntlets" Made for a Knight with a really concerned mother, in addition to projecting a field of armour around the body, these gauntlets speak constantly to the wearer, offering advice on any situation, such as when you need to wrap up warmly, apply sun lotion, how to clean stubborn stains and so on in that Knight's Mothers voice, as well as telling off any enemies"

Eudial has 3/7 searches left and 3/3 choices.

[kodster]

Eudial blinked. Seriously? Okay, time for another tack... "Anything useful regarding alchemy?"

[alex_holt]

Your search for alchemy found the following item:

My First Alchemy Set Learn the fascinating science of alchemy in 7 experiments! Turn oxygen to zinc! Alumnium to Iodine! Arsenic to Iron! Tin to Plutonium! Radon to Chlorine! Gold into nitrogen! Carbon to titanium!