The Oddestsey

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

Id like to ask the Brain how to cure Sarah, and where to find whatever it is we need to cure her. Yes, I am aware this is two questions.

Also, seeing the brain knows all, Id like to tell it to think about what Im going to do to it if it plays silly buggers.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

lol.

The Ancient Cogitor replies

Thou must seek out a forgetmenot, and then preform the right of Ask ente and get death to sever the link between it

Forgetmenots are not usually found in this region, far to the south they can be foudest, a ship should take you there, for the right you require 2 teaspoons of blood fo any description and a candle, these can be got anywhere.

*The brain winces*

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

Right. I suggest we travel South to get some Forgetmenots. Afterall, we wouldnt want to be dragging round a flower cursed Elf, especially seeing she cant chant any healing spells if she can only say Forget me not. We can always get the blood from my fish weapons, and Im sure we can get a candle from the ship we travel on.

[steven_mcg]

The Oddestsey

...this may sound insane, but perhaps I could use the Time Machine to send Firestorm back to our meeting with the merchant and get him to bring our Forget-Me-Nots back to us. So crazy, it just might work or just crazy? You decide

If too risky for you, then off to the nearest galleon we go, gentlemen!

*tips top hat, swishes cape and leaps southward dramatically*

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Forget me not, forget me not, forget me not.

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

Id rather go with the ship idea, as we could find some other stuff along the way. Plus seeing Death knows everything we might find some other goodies out

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

*Thinks* If Aaron comes near me with that duct tape, we shall have one disembowled vampire forget me not, forget me not,forget me not. I wonder if one of them would be so kind to at least attach the implants forget me not, forget me not, forget me not.

... ... ... ... forget me not

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

*Would also, if I could speak, like to remind Aaron that he was going to send Photoshop...forget me not*

Alex, is it possible for me to sign my intentions, or walk a step somewhere when it comes to direction? If so...*points to South coast*

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

*Thinks* duh, we could use my blood, as in the blood i cast spells with

(*speaks thoughts, It comes out as forget me not, forget me not)*

Tactics: Scream Forget me not while rushing in with the knife and morning star

Forget me not. *hides duct tape*

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

OI! Alex, you forgot my suit!

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

[If nobody has any need for it, I will sell my severed arm to give me enough SC for the suit, plus my barbeque fork giving me 130SC total before purchase.]

Both MY barbeque fork and MY severed arm were sold. So wheres my suit Alex-ey boy?

I say we send Firestorm back.

And Chris, stop going against Alexs description of your rights- if all you can say is Forget me not, we cant figure out your minds thoughts so dont post them. Keep to the storyline.

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Apart from the disembowled vampire and the photoshop reminder, ill take everything back

erm...Forget me not

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

I can feel your heart beating from here Sarah I hear elfs make nice meals when your on the hunt *Generates fireball in gaunlets and juggles it from hand to hand then lets it fade away again*

Photoshop..... Forgetmenot

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

OK Chris; you are allowed to do the following

a) Shake your head
b) point
c) say forgetmenot twice to indicate no, once for yes or soemthing similar

as to tom i missed that sorry, you have got ti i forgot to mention it

Anyway....

The group set up the time machine and the little slaamander disppears into the void. He reappaears slighlty later with what appears to be a hanging basket full of daisies, it seems his flower recognition isnt too great so the party decide to move on.

They walk down the hill towards the village when suddenly a pair of strange creatures jump out of the undergrowth in black armour waving long swords.

You are attacked by 2 Dark Knight Umpa Lumpas!

Tom harpoons the first through the collar bone before they get near to them and draws it in to a few meters away but the little man digs his feet in the lazer is not aimed about a foor above its head because of the angle at which its harpooned as are the other two weapons unable to hit the little man so he fires the flintlock with his other arm, the first bullet delecting off but the second hittign it in the stomach.

Nimera goes is and slashes several times at the neck but the little harpooned man parries with his own strudy lognsword, suddenly...

Nimera Valencia learns super-move: Nova Slash!

Nimera stands back and puts his gauntleted hand across the base of the blade and his other hand upon the hilt just next to it. He draws his hands in opposite directions leaving the blade white hot and spitting as it passes til it reaches the end.
He startes swingign the blade in a figure of eight, getting faster and faster until its nothign but a glowing white blur then suddenly he leaps across and hits the little man across the chest and the whole area feels the impact and the blinding white flash that hides everything. Not to mention the sonic boom. TRhe little mans armour is cleft in two and his whole body slammed against the nearest tree dripping blood, his armour blasted apart as if it had taken a direct hit from a rocket.

1st Dark Knight Umpa Lumpa is killed.

The 2nd night is trading blows with the elf who havign eqipted the telekinetic implant is delivering mental blows at the same time as her physical ones. Frank hits it with a fish but then Steve slams the sharp end of his cane into the creatures back it spins round and throws the cane away out ofd reach. The proffessor grabs his revolvers and hits the tiny orange and green man several times but it doesnt do anything, Franks weapons hit against it ineefective and Nimera is recharging after his super move. Tom is tryign to remove his harpoon from the dead umpa lumpa.

Suddenly... Stev learns super move: Gunslinger.

His reactions highten aware of evewry tiny sound in the area, he stands side on and rolls the guns round his fingers and catches then, a glint in his eye.
Time to dance
The revolvers let rip the first two hitting near the little mans feet causing him to leep into the air, the rest soon follow blastign him backwards in the air as hes lost thne ground stabbign holes into chest knocking him onot his back. The little man dies.

Items:

1 Unrepareable Umpa lump dark knight armour (weight 10)
1 badly punctured Umpa lump dark knight armour (weight 10)
2 Black Swordswords (weight 4 each)
2 Small Black knight helms (weight 4 each)
700 silver coins (weight 1)
2 badly damaged umpa lumpa corpses (weight 12 each)

You gain 5XP

Proffessor Vengeance Lerans Super Move: gunslinger
Nimera lerans super move: nova slash

From here you can see into town.

The followign buildigns are visible

A weapon smith
An armourer
A pet shop
A stables
A large building which is pink, and your guessign what the pink disc gives you access to
A merecnearies guild
A church
A general store
A potion shop
An Igors workshop

Wehre do you wish to go etc.

[steven_mcg]

The Oddestsey

Woohoo! Fastest guns in the west coast

Well, we made it tae toon. I suggest we split up and go wherever we wish to visit before meeting up again at the general store for some...erm...general shopping

I myself would like to visit the pet shop to see if they can increase Firestorms smarts and then Id like to see what the WeaponSmith can do with my cane n pistols