The Oddestsey

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

I know people who have self harmed too, i dont see it exactly like that, it doesnt come from feeling lonely or a need to hurt herself, it is more ritualistic than anything, and the scars heal.

If it does bother you, ill think of something else, but the simple cast and no consequecies thing has never worked for me, its a way of making sure that she knows that her magic isnt to be used lightly.

As i said, talk to the merchant, just stay away from the damn bag i tells ye, i still dont like it, this half elf aint touching it, Sarahs mumma didnt raise no fool.

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Alex, you said it yourself, weve encountered a pair of pirates and a piskie ok, the pirates turned out to be ok as far as we know and Aaron DID steal from said piskie, but still..., not jumping to conclusions but that doesnt exactly tell me that we reside in a land of law, order and curse free bags (ok, enough about the bag, i read one too many Knightmare books).

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

I wish to cast phantasmal self. I want to be invisible all the time so if an enemy attacks us, he might not find me and I could possibly help turn the tables.

Also, can I use Toms blue laser to imbune 20 of my uranium pellets into the blade of my katana. Id like to make it a little radio active.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Thats not what phantasmal self does; it creates an illusion of another one of you to confuse enemies.

As for magic usage thats why i develoepd what i believe to be a unique magic system for the book im writing, basically; a) mages can can as much magic as they like, however it gets harder to cast bigger spells and b) they have to have a staff, it acts as a valve to stop too much magic comign through, castign without it annihalates then and c) if a non magical person is exposed to too much magic they begin to change even if that was not the intended purpose of the magic and d) magic is not inherant in the world its drawn from what is for all intents and purposes a demon realm and as such there are consequences

Anyway yes you can have your radioactive katana

and as to Franks point about me wanting you to talk to him, how do you know Im not just trying to get you to not talk to him because he proves vital through reverse psychology or b i wouldnt do what ever im going to do even if you didn talk to him

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

As the group carefully approaches the strange being it swivels its trumpet arms towards you and makes a loud sound from them. You pause wondering whats happening but then the peculiar creature speaks.

€˜Ah travellers, I was hoping I€™d encounter some on the way, I have plenty of wares to sell as you can see by my pack.€™

Here€™s what I have:

A jar of €˜Titanicus Clay€™ which has a detailed set of instructions to its use (weight 3, cost 5 silver)

A rapid fire throwing star launcher with 20 throwing stars which are reusable (weight 7, speed very fast, defence +2, attack 30-70, cost 55 silver)

A suit of Kevlar armour (weight 12, defense 25, cost 107 silver)

A baboon on a leash (cost 16 silver)

A fire warriors gauntlet (produces a small flaming ball in your hand which can be thrown at an enemy for 90-110 points of damage and the possibility of burning (90 silver, weight 5)

The brain of a cogitor in its preservation jar (can be asked 3 questions a day, but not necessarily give a comprehensible answer, weight 5, silver 56)

The fourth leg of Ivor the three legged panda of the apocalypse (weight 12)

A telekinetic implant (although the merchant doesn€™t recognise it as such, successful KNO roll) Cost 16 silver, upgrade, replaces; none, weight 1)

A time machine for a rat (weight 6 cost 3

A crocodile skin womens swimming costume (weight 4, cost 35 silver, defense 11)

A Perculiar text entitled the €˜holy bible; the rap€™ which does appear to be exactly what it says in it (cost 1, INT -3)

A pair of revolvers and 50 bullets (110 silver)



Additionally this is what you€™d get for items you presently have but aren€™t using:

A glowing golden feather (35)
One handgrenade covered in what appears to be pink fur fabric (190)
Salamander-in-a-jar (60)
Mail on Sunday (5)
A random computer motherboard (35)
A large box of leeks (15)
A reel of masking tape (5)
Two small medi-kits including bandages and plasters (25 each)
Barbecue Fork (25)
Severed Arm of Tom Roper (55)
The skull of a griffon (160)
A hanging basket filled with forget-me-nots (50)
Tiny whisky keg (30)
Jar of Octopus Venom; 4 / 5 uses remaining (45)
Uranium pellets (x20) (25)

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Alex, im gonna keep my system but i aint gonna actually write what she does, and that is actually a pretty unique system you have.

Question: How do you use the TK implant. Id like instructions on that (we have enough knowledge between us to figure it out im guessing), i temporarily have dibs on that, also, if the guys dont mind me spending 90, i wouldnt mind the Fire gauntlet until i get fire abilities, then someone else can have it.

May i recomend something to the Prof? Use the throwing star du dah if you can while the cane charges up, someone wants to get it regardless i think.

Opinions on the brain in a jar guys?

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

you dont need to bother bout the implant, just get steve or tom to attach it to the side of your head and away you go though you may need to get used to using it before yuor good with it

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Ok, id like the implant, want the groups opinions on the rest, the fire gauntlet is expensive.

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Oh, if i get the gauntlet, when i use it, the knife would be conveniantly in Sarahs pocket, girls dont have a certain area that that would affect I would still use the knife from time to time though, fire can be dangerous to my own party.

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

One thought, does anyone have plans or ideas for use on the Griffins skull?

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Oh btw, a little hint; you are allowed to conrust cyborgs or frankenstien type creatures from body parts if you wish

Little clue for the use of soemthings

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Im guessing that means keep Toms arm and buy the Pandas leg (though for all we know, it aint really Ivors ), also keep the skull?

Ok, i say we sell the feather. The forget-me-nots maybe? or may they be useful for the creature Alex was talking about? I say we keep everything else, though i wouldnt use the grenade in a closed in area, knowing our luck, thats where its power would be most needed though. The motherboard may be useful for a cyborg. All this is assuming that we actually want to construct one.

Ok, the implant is a deffinate for me.
The Gauntlet depending on what the group think about the money.
I think the brain would be useful.
Alex is hinting at the leg.
The Throwing star launcher might be useful as a speedy attack for the prof or anyone else for that matter.

I think that comes up to 155 silver, though the panda leg does not have a price tag.

We ARE keeping Firestorm, might need his fire.

To sell (if the group/respective opwner agrees).
The Feather.
The Forget me nots if they arent useful for a creation.
Do we need the nade or no? Well wait for the prof to give the say so on that.

I think if we sold all that, it would come to something along the lines of 290, could be wrong, didnt get much sleep.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Im not hinting at anytihng, im just comign up with a suggestion that you may have overlooked which i came up with later.

I wrote the leg in before i came up with the cyborg idea, you could also use such thigns to modify yourselves too yuor realise.

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

Id sell the barbeque fork, myself. But we may have a use for it with my flintlock and such.

Id use the Hand-Grenade, but I have the cyborg arm. I say sell that.

Id VERY MUCH appreciate the Kevlar suit if we can spare the cash. HP is one of my weakest points.

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

We probably could afford it, specially if we sold the nade, you wont catch Sarah wearing a swinmming costume though

Two questions about modifications for the gauntlet.

1. Could the prof modify it so that i can draw fire arrows, it would be more accurate, but if he left a fireball setting, i could use that for more widespread damage?

2. Could i modify the back so that the blade can be holstered there pointing outwards so that i can use it in close range, if so, would i have the option of being able to remove the blade?