The Oddestsey

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

As the money is property of the whoel group not just first come first serve then I need you to all agree on your plan of action.

This has 3 purposes

a) To make it fair on everyone
b) To make sure no one is left out
c) To give me time to catch up on my biology coursework

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

Its fine with me if Tom takes the armour and the clay is bought. If I need more firepower, I can always rummage in my pockets, so someone else can get the revolver.

[steven_mcg]

The Oddestsey

*points at previous post here*

Ill happily take the revolver, the mini time machine and the Holy Bible in Rap form. I dont really mind about the rest

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

you better all work out the cost of it and what your sellign cos thatll speed my work up no end. im pretty sure you cant afford that stuff if you dont sell some stuff so draw me up a complete list

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

Well we started with 300GP and there is 5 of us, so we all get 60GP each.

If I buy:
A rapid fire throwing star launcher with 20 throwing stars which are reusable (weight 7, speed very fast, defence +2, attack 30-70, cost 55 silver)

That leaves me with 5GP. If I then sell the 3 items Im carring:
Tiny whisky keg (30)
Jar of Octopus Venom; 4 / 5 uses remaining (45)
Uranium pellets (x20) (25)
Ill have 110GP, which is enough to buy:

A fire warriors gauntlet (produces a small flaming ball in your hand which can be thrown at an enemy for 90-110 points of damage and the possibility of burning (90 silver, weight 5)

How does that sound? Anyone disagree?

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

Ill just buy the brain, leaving me with 4 SP left.

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

If nobody has any need for it, I will sell my severed arm to give me enough SC for the suit, plus my baeque fork giving me 130SC total before purchase.

If someone wants the arm for their own use for some purpose, theyre going to have to buy it off me, because I need the suit.

[steven_mcg]

The Oddestsey

If no-one minds, Ill sell im the pink fluffy hand grenade I got earlier. That should be enough for all the gear I requested

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

*thinks about taking granade off steven and pulling the pin, putting it in the merchants bag and running out of the blastzone*

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Ill work out the exact maths in a bit but heres whats happened:

Sarah gains:

telekinetic implant
titanicus clay

The Prof Gains:

2 revolvers
mini time machine
holy bible in rap

Nimerous

fire warrior gauntlets
throwing star laucher

Frank gains
brain of the cogitor

party looses:

Tiny whisky keg (30)
Jar of Octopus Venom; 4 / 5 uses remaining (45)
Uranium pellets (x20) (25)
severed arm of tom roper
hanging basket full of forgetmenots
barbecue fork
any whatever money for the difference

The merchant agrees to this deal, he likes this so much he gives you a pink metal token which he assures you will please you greatly when you use it, apparently they are really wild. What exactly remains a mystery.

The party walk away satisfied, but as Nimeria suddenly tries to talk to Sarah somethign strange happens; Sarah replies Forget me not, Forget me not, Forgoet me not, Forget me not

The party realise that they have fallen into a horrible trap.

They run backtowards the merchant, knowing that they must get those forget me nots back.

The stranbeg beign smirks and akss for 1 million sivler coins.

Nimeria unsheaths his sowrd but the boar headed creatue just shakes his head and sighs and thorws a smokeball to the ground. When the smoke clears the perculiar trader is gone and all Sarah can say is forget-me-not.

What will you do now.

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

Take her items and run while she cant remember Nah, only kidding.

Tom can carry her and well just have to find a away to get some forget-me-knots.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

she still has all her memory and strength, shes just unable to say anything other than the word forgetmenots and if shes not thinking of anythign her mind will wander onto them

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

Cool. We didnt happen to buy a roll of Duct tape did we Tom can still carry Sarah. He needs the exercise the lazy git(two broken toes is a lame excuse ).

Ive also devised a new technique. I call it: The HottaKniph Technique. Basically I use the gauntlets to heat up my katana till its nice and glowie, then I cut the opponent in half like a hot knife through butter

Also, if i get any burns from the gaunlet, they should heal via my vapiric regeneration ability.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

good idea aaron, specially as your katana is already radio active, lol

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

oh and incase you didnt realise chris as you sold them it means that your now unable to make suggestions as to what the aprty should do though you can stil lgian items by pickign them up