Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Note the day.

Technically speaking I do have too much work but meh.

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

I€™ve decided that I€™m going to get this first round licker so here we go€¦.

A Velociraptor vs. an electrical storm

The velociraptor is getting angry, you won€™t like him when your angry, however not any more so than you€™d dislike any other angry velociraptor. The orb of life that provides the vulnerability of the storm is high in the atmosphere and nothing seems to be able to get it down. Drat. However the velociraptor€™s agent provided him with some very thick rubber boots so both sit around attempting vainly to hurt the other. This would have continued indefinalty was it not for an incredibly improbably creation of a worm hole through space and time which led to a small jungle clearing, hundreds of miles away from the storm a couple of months back. The velocriaptor treads down heavily and squashes a small red butterfly. Which incidentally in three wing beats from now would have caused the beginning of the storm that the raptor had just escaped, however will now never get the chance to.
The raptor steps back through the wormhole but nothings there the storm seems never to have existed and no one for the life of them can recall who the raptors opponent was. Oh well, the storm seems never to have existed.

The raptor advances to Round 2!

Shiva vs. Hexadecimator

This Shiva isn€™t which one was specified because I don€™t know enough about it and cannot be bothered to find out, as such tis the destroying god of Indian myth and one nasty fellow. Severely unfortunately for hexadecimator Shiva had a central third eye which burns people it gazes upon, and the robotic controls of the robot are fried making for an entirely humourless fight. How rare.

Shiva advances to round 2!

Jaina Solo vs. A London Red Bus

The jedi waves her lightsaber as she sees the monstrous blight upon the cityscape rage towards her, with the powers of the force she leaps deftly onto its rooftop and plunges the saber down, easily slicing through the pitiful fibreglass chassis of the thing (this being one with a roof) and enters in the top deck below, which for unexplained reasons is filled with zombies. Jaina would raise an eyebrow at this yet she doesn€™t have time as no amount of cutting these zombies up seems to stop them as their hands claw at her legs. Eventually she realises whats needed and uses the force to throw all the severed and irritable limbs out the hole she entered by. But on the stairs there is a sith withing a red lighsaber. This is getting weirder and weirder, how are you meant to have a cool looking fight with a sith on the steps on a London red bus. She says thi outloud and the sith sits down and agrees, this tournament is taking the micky out of all the cool moves force users have dedicated their lvies to learning. They sit there for hours and discover that they actually came from quite near each other and its surprising they€™d ever met. And spend hours chatting away about the old times and how jar jar binks ruins the new films and makes star wars so much less cool.

During this time the bus accidentally jumps a red light and is caught on camera by the overzealous police and as busses don€™t have bank accounts is unable to pay a fine and as such is clamped and elft to rust. Jaina and the sith start dating and the sith, whose name is turns out is Ronald Jones start dating, see some of these have happy endings.

Jaina solo advances to round 2!

Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor vs. as I seem to have lost whomever was entered here I€™m just going to insert *rolls dice for random opponent* Fred, God of Woodlice and Smelling used created before Saturday 18th June 1972


Fred summons a plague of woodlice to over run the cinema, however they become glued to the floor and start forming clumps, the great god Fred saiys let their be smelling salts. And there were, as he was a god of nervous disposition he sat their sniffing them. Unfortunatly this came to the attention of Plop, the god of plastic lemon squeezers and Smelling used created after Saturday 18th June 1972, who saw that Fred was trying to extend his domain and smote him into a pile of ash.

Sticky popcorn cinema floor advances to round 2!

Kyp Durran vs. Golden Monkey

Another fight, another jedi, and most probably more typos. Anyway. The jedi sets of in search of the golden monkey, the fabled creature of legend able to grant any wish to any who can find it. The monkey is having none of it however and decides tha the last place that anyone would think to look would be Whipsnade zoo. I mean what are the odds that the monkey would be somewhere sensible? Kyp Durran meanwhile treks deep into the Himalayas where he encounters an angry yak which rams him off a cliff, causing a very unexpected end to the fight.

The Golden monkey advances to Round 2!

Sugar Cube vs. Intense Humming of Evil

And now for the final fight of round 1, the intense humming of evil, formerly the ominous humming of evil formerly evil humming, begins to hum. However little did it realise that this was taking place near the auditions for pop idol 87: the crud idol and Simon Cowell hires the humming, however the humming possesses Simon coweel and dispatches harsh judgement across the talentless teenage pop wanabees of America and gains a small fortune. He then hires hit men to take out that sugar cube who was last seen disovlving In the sea off the Texas coastline.

Intense humming of Evil advances to Round 2!

Leaving us with the following lineup, each paired up with th one next to them to save me effort.

Pussycat
Gothmog, Lord of the Balrogs
Clover Raddick
Dr Octopus
Coffee Cup
Alphonse €˜Al€™ Capone
Ruf Ruf Dougle
Evil Green Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
An Old radio
Banana Hammock
Mara Jade Skywalker
Sarcasm
A pint of milk
Pikachu
Glasgae Ned
The 5th Moon of Earth
The Wootinator
Godzilla
A triceratops
A random Dalek
Samus Aaran
brick wall
White Mazda
A duck
Electric Guitar
A white swan
Hexadecimal
Mrs. Potato Head
Funky Junkie
A hippopotamus
Dr Ivo Robotnik
a mars bar
Thomas the Tank Engine
Dick Dastardly and Muttly
Bouncy Castle
T-X
Apocalypse
Prof. Vengeance
Ringwraith
Weginator Revilotion
Basket Ball
100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee
The Holy Bible
teapot
Miles €˜Tails€™ Prower
Homer Simpson
Velociraptor
Shiva
Jaina Solo
Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor.
Golden Monkey
Intense Humming of Evil

draws when i can be bothered

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Pussycat vs. Banana Hammock

Before the fight pussycat requests a private chat with the banana hammock, an odd request for this tournament yet he judges see no obvious problems with this. The cat goes into the room and shuts the door behind itself, and then half an hour later leaves with a Cheshire cat grin on its face.
The fight begins and the banana hammock is nowhere to be seen, after half an hour the officials go to the banana hammocks room to see if its there. They discover its been brutally torn apart by some unknown metal implement, murdered as it where no evidence as to whom can be found, however advances in forensic science implicate Andy and his Swiss Army Spoon and he is subsequently sentenced to life behind bars. The cat looks around guiltily after retracting the admantium claws it obtained in the last series.

Pussycat advances to Round 3!

Clover Raddick vs. Dr Octopus

In the events preceding this Clover was revealed to be other than she appeared, and was in fact Kody in drag. Slammer is so sickened by this he beats Kody to a pulp, literally and then feeds the remains to his pet Sid the rabid jackal. Seeing how pissed off Slammer looks Dr Octopus arms it as fast as he can into the sunset so he lives to enter round 3.

Dr Octopus Advances to Round 3!

Coffee Cup vs. Alphonse €˜Al€™ Capone

The infamous gangster hits at his desk with photographs cast about in front of him. This coffee cup dares to defy the rule of the mob, his fat cigar is smouldering gently in the corner of his mouth and he unwittingly raises a mug of coffee to his lips and takes a slurp. The arsenic and cyanide and mercury mixed in with the coffee doesn€™t take long to take hold and the infamous mob lord drops to the floor dead, a look of intense constipation on his blue face.

A mug of Coffee advances to Round 3!

Ruff Ruff Dougal vs. Evil Green Mighty Morphin Power Ranger

The mighty morphin power ranger has his damage proof skintight twit gear on and is ready to destroy all who stand in the path of the infamous green ranger. He summons up the dragon zord to confront whichever being seeks to defy him, unfortunalty for him the television studio who funds power rangers finally wake up from the coffee induced half coma they have been in for the past ten years and realise what crap they€™ve been spewing from every orifice and the entire staff of the company commit the hara kiri ritual suicide of the samurai to atone for the dishonour they bought upon themselves.
As such when ruff ruff Dougal slams into the leg of the power ranger his suit doesnt stop it and he breaks his femur and has to have a cast put on, eliminating it from the rest of the tournament.

Ruf Ruf Dougal advances to round 3!

An Old radio vs. Gothmog: Lord of the Balrogs

The ferocious flaming devil known as Gothmog flares his fiery whip in the general direction of the radio, but the mechanical contraption has a plan, it suddenly launches into the Archers, its damp and meaningless plots dousing the fire within Gothmog turning it into a creature of slime and hatred. This should technically have won it for the radio however some slime got into the workings and caused it to break, upon taking it to an electrician he shook his head and said it€™d take five weeks to get the component in, and he can€™t guarantee it€™ll work and it will cost £90. No one can be bothered with this so they declare Gothmog the winner.

Gothmog, Lord of the Balrogs Advances to Round 3!

Still to Come in Round 3:

Mara Jade Skywalker vs. Sarcasm
A pint of milk vs. Pikachu
Glasgae Ned vs. Dick Dastardly and Muttly
The Wootinator vs. Godzilla
A triceratops vs. A random Dalek
Samus Aaran vs. brick wall
White Mazda vs. A duck
Electric Guitar vs. A white swan
A mars bar vs. Mrs. Potato Head
Funky Junkie vs. A hippopotamus
Dr Ivo Robotnik vs. hexidecimator
Thomas the Tank Engine vs. The 5th Moon of Earth
Bouncy Castle vs. T-X
Apocalypse vs. Prof. Vengeance
Ringwraith vs. Wedginator Revilotion
Basket Ball vs. 100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee
The Holy Bible vs. teapot
Miles €˜Tails€™ Prower vs. Homer Simpson
Velociraptor vs. Intense Humming of Evil
Jaina Solo vs. Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor.
Golden Monkey vs. Shiva

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

oh, just noticed a mistake, apocalyse should be mr flibble

[darkguru]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

You do know that youve stuck two of mine in against each other, right? meh, whatever. Mara Jade is naturally sarcastic and so immune to pretty much any sarcasm directed at her.

Jaina does not need to step onto the floor, if anyone did, im sure that Ronald Jones wpuldnt mind being a powerful Sith and all

Shiva...burn monkey burn. heh, gone from ice to fire

[velociraptor]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Since this Triceratops is The One, it will be able to go into bullet time and dodge all the Daleks attacks, then use its horns to spear out the Daleks eye, causing the Dalek to run around chaotically screaming pathetically, so it can be easily finished off.

The T-X will blast the bouncy castle to deflate it, keeping at a safe distance in case the escaping air blows it away or it opens up a wormhole or something.

The Ringwraith will just bash Wedginator with its sword.

The Velociraptor will screech to drown out the Intense Humming Of Evil, and stamp its feet and tap its claws when its out of breath.

[steven_mcg]

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DICK & MUTTLEY: the youthful hooligans blades will have no effect on cartoon characters, so make with the TNT and, if need be, the Vulture Squadrens menagerie of planes
RANDOM DALEK: stay airborne with the Jetpack and EX-TER-MIN-ATE til dead
ROBOTNIK: The Doctor is a master of mechanics, so just dismantle the Battlebot and use its innards for part of the new Death Egg
THOMAS: ...um...how do you fight a moon? ...erm...summon the Fat Controller to colonise it?
PROFESSOR V: Mr Flibble wouldnt hurt a Red Dwarf fan... :wink:
TAILS: Mr Prower can build an fully-functioning X-Wing lookalike. Homer can barely build a spice rack. Either gun down with the bi-plane or give him a really hard brain teaser.

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

And now more from the tournament which is weirder than €¦. Well than€¦ err€¦ most things. Anyway€¦


Mara Jade Skywalker vs. Sarcasm

The Jedi turns on her lightsaber, but unfortunately she was already infected with sarcasm from the last round. As she was afterwards cured the rules of immunology state that if the body encounters something forum it will develop a specific immune response to this article unless it destroys the body first, as such Mara Jade has developed anti sarcasm antigens in her body. She feels ill for a few minutes, yet somehow the force powered immune system has managed to expel the virulent sarcasm from her system.

Mara Jade Skywalker advances to Round 3!

A pint of milk vs. Pikachu

Pikachu, the electronic rodent with the brains, the money and a very fast car confronts the milk. Pikachu is not a computer unlike the previous opponent and therefore will not believe itself to be cheese, and therefore will not loose like that. Pikachu thunder shocks the milk, and the glass shatters. Somehow, however the bottle reforms, its obviously taken on some of the properties of its previous opponent. Curse you skynet! Shouts pikachu, before a prolonged electric shock shoots from the rodent into the milk, curdling the milk into a solid. However this is the chance the solution needs, now it has a solid form the cheeseinator is out to destroy pikachu. Pikachu turns and gives Alex a cold look for coming up with such drivel, and then gets in his Jaguar and reversed back and forth over the stilton monster several times, creaming it.

Pikachu Advances to Round 3!

Glasgae Ned vs. Dick Dastardly and Muttley

The Glasweigan nutcase wanders around in a daze, his sharp objects are nothing but a distant memory as he searches for a new hallucinagenic of choice, biplane exhaust, the carbon monoxide in it sends his brain whirring into a pit. The due look at each other sceptically, how could they have such a run of good luck, this guy is actually killing himself on their bi plane without any need for them to be hurt painfully in the process. Glasgae Ned passes out as the carbon monoxide fills up all the haemoglobin in his body making him unable to breath oxygen. Unfortunately a token anvil hits Dastardly on the head after being dropped from a pigeon, yet he and Muttley go through to the next round.

Dick Dastardly and Muttley advance to Round 3!

The Wootinator vs. Godzilla

The man in the coffee coloured suit makes an appearance, twiling his logn cape made from coffee bean husks, and generally looking hyped up on coffee. Before him is a lizard which is the best part of 500m long. He takes a deep slurp of coffee, sighs, and then takes another one. Godzilla is intrigued, what is this substance which makes this miniscule little being so fearless? Where does he get such large quantities as to satiate his appetite from? Will he ever stop giving himself internal rhetorical questions? He realises that he doesn€™t know the answers to any of these and therefore descides to ask.
€˜Excuse me€™ me booms €˜But where might I get some of this brown fluid you love so much€™
The Wootinator thinks, then remembers his coffee related powers. His arms shift into coffee cannons, which are kind of like the hydro cannons the police use for crowd clearance, but with high quality coffee of which for some reason he himself doesn€™t know, there is a limitless supply.
both jets stream into the mouth of the huge reptile, this is good. What Godzilla didn€™t anticipate was that he€™d get high on this new €˜coffee€™ in fact he got so high and awake , he had so much energy he swam as far out to see as fast as he could to wear it off. Unfortunatly it wore off rather suddenly and Godzilla decided to sleep, this itself isn€™t a problem as the lizard is amphibious. However he happened to stop over a very deep trench, he sank to the bottom and as he tried to move again he realised his mistake. The immense pressure was holding him fast and there way no way to move. Godzilla roared in the deep, but no one was there to hear him. Back in Tokyo the Wootinator gasps as his coffee cannons finally stopped, they had got arred on on.
€˜I never want to see coffee again€™ he declared €˜Now get me a cappuccino someone€™

The Wootinator Advances to Round 3!

Still to come in Round 3€¦.

A triceratops vs. A random Dalek
Samus Aaran vs. brick wall
White Mazda vs. A duck
Electric Guitar vs. A white swan
A mars bar vs. Mrs. Potato Head
Funky Junkie vs. A hippopotamus
Dr Ivo Robotnik vs. hexidecimator
Thomas the Tank Engine vs. The 5th Moon of Earth
Bouncy Castle vs. T-X
Apocalypse vs. Prof. Vengeance
Ringwraith vs. Wedginator Revolution
Basket Ball vs. 100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee
The Holy Bible vs. teapot
Miles €˜Tails€™ Prower vs. Homer Simpson
Velociraptor vs. Intense Humming of Evil
Jaina Solo vs. Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor.
Golden Monkey vs. Shiva

Electric Guitar vs. A white swan
A mars bar vs. Mrs. Potato Head
Funky Junkie vs. A hippopotamus
Dr Ivo Robotnik vs. hexidecimator
Thomas the Tank Engine vs. The 5th Moon of Earth
Bouncy Castle vs. T-X
Apocalypse vs. Prof. Vengeance
Ringwraith vs. Wedginator Revilotion
Basket Ball vs. 100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee
The Holy Bible vs. teapot
Miles €˜Tails€™ Prower vs. Homer Simpson
Velociraptor vs. Intense Humming of Evil
Jaina Solo vs. Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor.
Golden Monkey vs. Shiva

[pcbore]

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Sooo... Most of the fights get written twice do they?

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Just because I dont pay full attention to copy and paste errors...

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

And after a random break I€™m back and on a massive high (for reasons of which some of you are aware) and therefore I€™ll conclude this round two in one massive blob of craziness.

A triceratops vs. A random Dalek
The dalek slides forward, propelled by the most advanced form of locomotion technology known to their race: the wheel. The triceratops is THE chosen one, and can dodge bullets, and seeks to destroy the computer overlords in whatever means it can, it has unparalleled speed and agility and it can warp the code of the matrix to its own means. However the appearance of the dalek mystifies it - why would the matrix choose to use something so obviously technology based, and fool could see it€™s a cyborg creations, more computer than living thing, but with much slower stair climbing than agent smith. It rams forward and spikes its horns through the front of the dalek, puncturing several canisters which to be honest were there for effect rather than actually doing anything. The dalek retaliates but the chosen one snaps off its feeble plunger, again another technological extreme of dalek technology. Its not looking well for the dalek until one fatal misjudgement leaves just the dalek in the room. Firstly the other arm did have a use - it was a laser, secondly lasers are light and therefore travel at the speed of light, but as the triceratops can see the code of the matrix it can dodge the laser blast, however, to dodge the blast it means moving in excess of the speed of light. The triceratops can do this, but he hadn€™t uploaded the particle physics papers into him and therefore was unaware that faster than light speed equates to time travel, and therefore the triceratops is surprised to find itself in the middle of a strange place which it doesn€™t recognise, it can see a massive throbbing orb of blackness in the crimson red sky above, and would have pondered what the hell was going on if he hadn€™t been slaughtered in the middle of a melee of angels, demons and shadow creatures a few moments later.

A random dalek advances to Round 3!

Samus Aaran vs. brick wall

The infamous space bounty hunter readies her charge beam, her scan visor picked up the wall collective before the fight and she is highly concerned, but she has a plan. The walls come in thick and fast, but Samus appears to be in her morph ball state. Unlike the huge digimon from round 1 she is now really small so the walls block each others passge to her, more and more pile in, until eventually suddenly all the ground collapses beneath all the walls and plunge to their crumbling - the reason? The stadium was built on top of the remains of the last one, which was truly obliterated by different events and with nothing to hold it up they all fall into the hole in the ground, just as Samus blasts herself clear which a mine.

Samus Aaran advances to Round 3!

White Mazda vs. A duck

An epic opera score drowns out across the lava sodden plains as these two darkest of foes face each other off, their figures infamous throughout all the worlds of men and feared for their merciless ferocity, the duck chews its cigar a few times and then spits it to the ground, knowing that it€™ll need all its focus. A look of intense concentration crosses its face. The mazda remains motionless. The car doors open slightly to threaten but the ducks wings match the movement, and both retreat, knowing that this dread fight will be too tough to call. The mazda remains still, motionless, and no expressions to predict how this tense fight will end, and fear seeps through the air. After several days of intense waiting and watching, keeping its stony vigilance, the duck grows impatient, and then realises that the cars batteries have been dead for about half an hour and quacks at a lousy end to the epic conflict.

A duck advances to round 3!

Electric Guitar vs. A white swan

Here comes the guitar, strumming its stuff up to the ring, and here comes the Sith swan, the dark, or possibly very light, representative of the evil order of the Sith. The crowd goes wild as the red lightsaber comes out, gently humming as the guitar gets ready to play. Today€™s wielder of the guitar is kali, who thanks to her multiple arms had a distinct advantage in the guitar playing film, and the recently resurrected ghost of Jimmy Hendrix goes off to cry in a corner at rhythms that take more than two arms to play. The swan is impressed and approaches kali and the guitar with a proposition. They form o rock band, which goes triple platinum world wide with their first album before fading into obscurity. The band later splits in an argument as to whether Tom Roper should be in this band, and years later the guitar is found broken on the floor of a seedy motel after a polish overdose.

A white swan advances to Round 3!

A mars bar vs. Mrs. Potato Head

The Mars corporation is out in force, reading to sue the ass off of anyone who dares defy their confectionary based empire of pain. This Mr€™s Potato head sounds dangerous, potatoes are a vegetable, ergo, they are healthy, ergo, they are evil, summarise the lawyers trying to vocabularies their complex thesis€™s in highly literate and complex manners, as they are lawyers, ergo, they need to talk crap as much as is possible. Mr€™s Potato head, comes into the arena, but the Mars corporation and their bar attack, literally burying their adversary in complex paperwork. Mr€™s Potato head screams as she can see nothing but lawyer jargon and legal forms, bills, invoices and miscellaneous pieces of paper using words with more than eight syllables. She pulls out her eyes and throws them clear. Mars then get their behinds sued to hell for causing harm to the public, but still win the fight as Mrs Potato head doesn€™t have time to compete in the next round as she is filling in paperwork permanently for the next sixty or so years.

The mars bar Advances to Round 3!

Still to come€¦.

Funky Junkie vs. A hippopotamus
Dr Ivo Robotnik vs. hexidecimator
Thomas the Tank Engine vs. The 5th Moon of Earth
Bouncy Castle vs. T-X
Apocalypse vs. Prof. Vengeance
Ringwraith vs. Wedginator Revolution
Basket Ball vs. 100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee
The Holy Bible vs. teapot
Miles €˜Tails€™ Prower vs. Homer Simpson
Velociraptor vs. Intense Humming of Evil
Jaina Solo vs. Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor.
Golden Monkey vs. Shiva

[tacoman]

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Wait, didnt apocalypse lose?

[steven_mcg]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

I dont remember, but GO RANDOM DALEK!

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

err.... actually i think it did, sorry bout that, ill fix it when im next writing this.

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Funky Junkie vs. A hippopotamus


The hippopotamus charges at the funky junky, who is quietly giggling to himself in a corner and laughing at the lime green with scarlet pokadotted three legged elk with pink horns that he sees approaching him. The hippo slams into his chest, knocking him flying, but due to some twist of chance to make this fight slightly more interesting the junky has got high enough to take off, by inflating, he begins to drift clear but the hippo chomps into his leg causing him to whiz round like a puncturered balloon and eventually slam headfirst into the spectator stand and eventually look like someone€™s skin draped over the side. The crowd cheers. Except for the one sickened by the dead man ontop of them.

Hippopotamus goes through to round 3!

Dr Ivo Robotnik vs. hexidecimator

Dr Robotnik cackles menacingly, me realises that it€™s an entry which I can€™t remember about so decides to go sit in his sun lounger while hexadecimator, whatever it happens to be gets struck in a series of freak accidents involving a typhoon of baked bean tins.

Dr Ivo Robotnik goes through to round 3!

Thomas the Tank Engine vs. The 5th Moon of Earth

The fifth moon of earth tries for a repeat tactic, but Thomas is much smarter than Mega Man, he is the anti Christ after all and therefore has no qualms about playing dirty. As such Thomas smites all the telescopes on the earth capable of seeing the fifth moon of earth, meaning that the fifth moon has no coverage at all. Soon everyone actually forgets about the moon, which sits there up in space alone, with no one to talk to, trapped in eternal boredom. It€™s fortunate that its just a rock.

Thomas the tank engine advances to round 3!

Bouncy Castle vs. T-X

The TX isn€™t taking any prisoners, it starts its assault by morphing its amr into a laser blaster thingy, and sends a bolt of searing energy at the inflatable fort, somehow it deflects this, which mystifies the T-X€™s processors, how could this be? It€™s just a polymer complex induced recreational item. The bouncy castlesits there, wibbling slightly. It someohow crawls over to the TX, who stabs it repeatativly, yet it doesn€™t seem to do anything. This also intrigues the bouncy castel how come it doesn€™t inflate, and for that matter how come it€™s thinking at all, what is going on here. What is the meaning of life? Why? Fortunatly for us this philosophical debate can wiat til the next round as the T-X€™s batteries run out and the bouncy castle advances to the next round.

Bouncy Castle Advances to Round 3!

Still to come...

Mr Flibble vs. Prof. Vengeance
Ringwraith vs. Wedginator Revolution
Basket Ball vs. 100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee
The Holy Bible vs. teapot
Miles €˜Tails€™ Prower vs. Homer Simpson
Velociraptor vs. Intense Humming of Evil
Jaina Solo vs. Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor.
Golden Monkey vs. Shiva