Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

[Guest]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Buuuuuuump

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Pussycat vs. Dog COMPLETED Winner: Pussycat
Mr Potato Head vs. Gothmog, Lord of the Balrogs COMPLETED Winner: Gothmog
Clover vs. Jack the Ripper COMPLETED Winner: Clover
Dr Octopus vs. The Rock COMPLETED Winner: The Rock
The Sun vs. Coffee Cup COMPLETED Winner: coffee cup
Spongebob Squarepants vs. Alphonse €˜Al€™ Capone COMPLETED Winner: al capone
Morgoth vs. Ruf Ruf Dougle COMPLETED Winner: r. r. dougal
Mr. Edward Hyde vs.Green Power Ranger COMPLETED Winner: e.g.m.m.p.r
An Old radio vs. Macbeth COMPLETED Winner: radio
Tyrannosaurus Rex vs. Banana Hammock COMPLETED Winner: banana hammock
Mara Jade Skywalker vs. A thunderstorm COMPLETED Winner: m.j. skywalker
Sarcasm vs. Anthrax COMPLETED Winner: sarcasm
A pint of milk vs. The T-1000 COMPLETED Winner: milk
Pikachu vs. The Number 8 COMPLETED Winner: pikachu
Count Dracula vs. Glasgae Ned COMPLETED Winner: dracula
Megaman X vs. The 5th Moon of Earth COMPLETED Winner: 5th moon of earth
Gollum vs. The Wootinator COMPLETED Winner:
Bowser vs. Godzilla COMPLETED Winner: godzilla
A triceratops vs. Triple H COMPLETED Winner: triceratops
Bigfoot v. A random Dalek COMPLETED Winner: dalek
Samus Aaran vs. Large Inflatable Purple cowboy hat COMPLETED Winner: samus aaran
Malomyotismon vs. brick wall COMPLETED Winner: brick wall
Firestorm vs. a white mazda
A duck vs. Crash Bandicoot
Mega morgue vs. Electric Guitar
Darth Vadar vs. A white swan
T-800 vs. Hexadecimal
Mrs. Potato Head vs. Pluto
Cobra Commander vs. Funky Junkie
A hippopotamus vs. The Linear Launcher
Dr Ivo Robotnik vs. Spyro
Evil Dragonzord vs. a mars bar
The Red power ranger vs. Thomas the Tank Engine
Dick Dastardly and Muttly vs. Teabag
Mr Game and Watch vs. Bouncy Castle
Starfire vs. T-X
Apocalypse vs. Red Dwarfs Mr Flibble.
Nescafe Beans vs. Prof. Vengeance
Mars vs. Ringwraith
Seymour vs. Weginator Revilotion
Fryloch vs. Basket Ball
Kodiak vs. 100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee
Nightmare vs. The Holy Bible
Gravity vs. teapot
Miles €˜Tails€™ Prower vs. a bar of chocolate
Monty Pythons My brain hurts Gumby vs. Homer Simpson
A Velociraptor vs. an electrical storm
Shiva vs. Hexadecimator
Jaina Solo vs. A London Red Bus
Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor vs.
Kyp Durran vs. Golden Monkey
Sugar Cube vs. Intense Humming of Evil


Firestorm vs. a white mazda

House fighters for today: salamander and allanon

The fire storm storms down with fire, blazing away with the fury of a thousand suns upon the white mazda, engulfing it in living flame as if nothing upon this earth could stand in its wake. However as the fire clears for some unknown reason the mazda is entirely unharmed, no one, least of all the mazda can work out why, he checks against the improbably plotline list, its not the antichrist, nor is it equipped with hundreds of gadgets, is not particularly comical, nor is it super powered in any way. After skimming down a long long way it finally works out what it is, it has gone along believing it€™s a rwl car the whole time when actually it€™s the ghost of a car. Kid of like the 6th sense. But with cars. It woders at this for a second but then decides to just accept the fact, especially seeing as everyone can see and touch it anyway so just goes and runs over the vulnerability orb of the firestorm.

White Mazda advances to Round 2!

A duck vs. Crash Bandicoot

House fighters for today are tengu and hector.

The duck walks in against the playstation character who begins a spin attack, but somehow the duck manages to give the impression that it smirking as suddenly crash spins into a lamppost for no reason. He gets up but hes compelled to spin into a iron bar, then under a falling piona, he can€™t work out what€™s happening. Suddenly an anvil drops on his head in an incredibly clichs manner, crushing crashes skull. The duck just smirks and holds up a wireless playstation controller.

A duck advances to round 2!

Mega morgue vs. Electric Guitar

Seeing as neither is capable of movement on its own they will be used by todays house fighters; Achilles and kali. Achilles strums a chord, testing the guitar for tuning, and considers this, despite dieing a over 2000 years before the electric guitar was invented this for some reason hasn€™t effected his music collection. He begins to perform bohemian rhapsody. It€™s not quite certain why at this point but it seems to work€¦
€˜€¦Is this the real life?€¦.€™
Mega morg charges towards him.
€˜or is it just fantasy€¦.;
The weapon is tested a few times before it reaches Achilles.
€˜€¦.trapped in a landslide€¦€™
Suddenly a massive pile of rocks hits mega morg from the left hand side swiping it across the stadium. It escapes from the debris and contacts Achilles in the leg just as it goes
€˜€¦cut off from reality€¦€™
It turns and charges again€¦
€˜€¦cos I€™m easy come, easy go€¦.€™
Achilles vanishes as mega morg contacts it and reappears at the opposite end of the stadium.
€˜€¦.little high€¦€™
Megamorg is picked up high into the air.
€˜€¦little low€¦€™
Slammed very hard into the ground.
This continues, by the end of the sogn mega morg has been shot, struck by lightning and sent to the level of hell ruled by the arch demon Beelzebub and I could be said its looking slightly worse for wear. Achilles looks at it and plays a single deep chord, the resonance of the note causing the tattered robot to fall apart.
Achilles subsequently breaks all music records with this single, the record of most awards, the record for sales, the record for highest average reviews and rating, the record for most money yearned and most impressive at all broke the previously unbroken record of number of good songs entered in the Eurovision song contest, now brining the grand total to 1.

Electric guitar advances to round 2

Darth Vadar vs. A white swan

House fighters are darkerstar and slammer

The former jedi walks down the corridor of the third death star, he never quite managed to work out what happened between his dieing and finding himself on this station, hes highly embarrassed by that whole wussy death bed apology to his son now that hes alive. How wussy was he.
Suddenly a strange organism pops out from a corridor, its large, white and avian in appearance. How peculiar Darth Vader thinks, it doesn€™t have any unused appendages, abnormal textures to it or even extra eyes. How very interesting. It€™s got a mean look in its eye, and realizing that he is now the only sith in the entire galaxy he takes in on as his apprentice, modifying a lightsaber to be used by wings. After years of training to the force it is the ultimate killing machine, using tow double ended red lightsaber simultaneously it looks seriously nasty and can use the force to do feats not known by Jedi or sith. But one day Darth White-Waterbird-type-thing as its come to be known rebels, trying to take over Vaders own Sith empire.
The two battle it out, the single lightsaber against the double double ended of the swan, Vader proves superior despite this and the swan is backed down, suddenly Vader reaches out and uses the force to begin to crush its long thin neck. The lightsaber drop to the floor and the swan is helpless, its got seconds before it passes out and so does the only things it can think of doing, it beats its wings heavily. This breaks Darth Vaders arm, because everyone knows that swans can break your arms so you aught to keep away from them. This breaks Vaders concetration with the force and the neck grip is released. The swan uses this opportunity to peck his eyes out though the covers.

The swan advances to round 2!

T-800 vs. Hexadecimal

The terminator unloads several rounds of shotgun pelts into the metal casing of its robotic adversary, which seems to destroy it. It actually has destroyed it, against all probability the fight has been won in a single attack. How boring. Suddenly a completely random battery failure in the t-800 causes it to crash wiping its memory core, and is apparently unrepairable, so a repaired hexadecimal with go onto the next round.

Hexadecimal advances to Round 2!

Mrs. Potato Head vs. Pluto
Mrs Potato head despairs, she knows that she can just buy another mr potato head from the shop but its quite expensive to do so, oh well€¦ Gothmog really is a twerp. She decides to write an irritated letter to him demanding for compensation, she doesn€™t notice the vast shadow eclipsing the sun. Eventually she does when she cant see the page she€™s writing on, she sees a vast chunk of rock hurtling towards her and glares at it, sit sees her and turns round rapidly and shoots off into out of space, a frightened look on its craggy features.

Mrs Potato Had advances to Round 2!

[pcbore]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Coupla wrong results. Doc Ock beat the Rock (hey, that rhymes) and Glasgae Ned beat Dracula.

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

i know, i wasnt concentrating while doing it, i did it quickly cos i had a lot to do and didnt have the fights on me to reference them against

[psychostorm]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Glad to see the wars incarnate back. Here are my revised tactics:

DRAGONZORD
Eat the Mars„ bar. Though this fight sounds like John Cleeses self defense class...

Nintendos Mr Game and Watch.
Hes flat. Hell probably puncture the bouncy castle. Anycase he has a parachute...

Red Dwarfs Mr Flibble.
Having been affected with the holovirus in series 5, it leaves him telepathic, telekenetic and able to shoot pink energy beams out of his eyes, though we may add not in a straight line...

and finally:

Monty Pythons Mr Gumby
A quite interesting match up with Homer Simpson as they both arent very bright and can withstand terribly large quantities of punishment.

[kodster]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Darth Vader, you suck . Woot for Hex!

And Alex, just so you know, Hexadecimal is a Virus, not a robot.

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[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

*shrugs*

Ive said in once and ill say it again, this is tournament written for the comedy value of the fights t=rather than the winning or the loosing. unless fo coruse you dont find it funny and all you wanted was another title for the trophy rack. If thats the case shame on you.

[Guest]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Wow, I beat Jack the Ripper

[kodster]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Clover, you think you were going to lose to some (quote Alex) mentally derranged surgeon?

And Alex, sorry for bugging the crap out of you

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[Guest]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Well, I really dont fancy myself walking around with half an arm

[dinowarrior]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Dont take this as a complaint, but is there such a thing as a Wireless Playstation controller in this world we live in?

[darkguru]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

I dont believe there is, however, do we live in a world where Thomas the Tank Engine is the anti-Christ? I think not.

[matty_haka]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

There are wireless playstation controllers, I have one

[dinowarrior]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

Hmm...Change for Spyros tactics.


SPYRO
Before the fight, tie the duck to a chair and destroy EVERY single games console+handheld control, THEN fight.

And before you ask how Spyro is gonna move without controls...he moves fine whilst in the cutscenes.

[scott]

Wars Incarnate II: The Weird Effect

quote:

DRAGONZORD
Eat the Mars„ bar. Though this fight sounds like John Cleeses self defense class...

BAD IDEA! The Mars bar will then probably infiltrate his organs, then disable him with a quick karate chop to the head!