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CrOoKeD: go for the pit release button, press it, then get BB into it :P only use the flipper if i have to (oota, self righting) because it wouldnt do much good against a axlebot...so yh pit it
NEXT STOP, JUPITER (4) AND TILLY EVO won their battle after they flipped both Ringmaster and Typhoon 2 GS OOTA.
CROOKED EVO (9) AND BEAST BOY 4 won their battle after Vader got destoryed by the house robots, and Beast Boy pitted Anarchy.
BEAST BOY 4 pitted Next Stop, Jupiter (4).
CROOKED EVO (9) survived being nearly pitted by Tilly Evo, and in return, bad driving by Harry saw Tilly drive herself into the pit!
And now, the heat final!!!
Beast Boy 4 vs CrOoKeD eVo (9)
Our house robots will be a freshly repaired Gearcrow, and the veteran Magnavox.
3..2..1..Activate!!!
And in comes Crooked, immediately getting under Beast Boy, and shoving it into Gearcrow's CPZ. However, it hasn't managed to stop the Titan's spinning blade, as the disc is pushed into Gearcrow's lower jaw, and breaks it again. However, the top jaw still works, as it crunches down onto Beast Boy's disc. The disc itself isn't damaged, however it isn't spinning at all, as Crooked Evo hits the pit release button. As the siren rings, Beast Boy escapes from the CPZ, as it runs around the arena, avoiding Jack Orr's machine. Beast boy now flails around wildly, hitting Crooked 5 times before Jack has enough and backs away. Crooked now charges forward, and with one fell swoop, gets under the Titan and shoves it into the pit. Magnavox, clearly angry, gets back at Crooked for robbing it of its fun by charging out of its CPZ, and pitting the celebrating Crooked Evo.
Beast Boy 4 has been properly tamed. Looks like the quick end is nigh for our departed machine.
CROOKED EVO (9) MOVES ON TO THE SEMI-FINALS!!!
Battle Board(Winners of the battles are in bold):
Heat A
Whiplash (1) vs Iron Awe 5 vs Starfire the 4th vs Elizabeth
Maximum Genocide (6) vs Firestorm 5 vs 259 vs Blue Hurricane
Whiplash (1) vs Firestorm 5
Starfire the 4th vs Maximum Genocide (6)
Whiplash (1) vs Starfire the 4th
Heat B
Storm II (2) vs Boxx vs Terra the 2nd vs Gravity 5
Brutalis 2.1 (7) vs Hyper Death IC vs Mythras vs Plunderbird 5
Storm II (2) vs Hyper Death IC
Gravity 5 vs Brutalis 2.1 (7)
Storm II (2) vs Brutalis 2.1 (7)
Heat C
Apocalypse II (3) vs Envy vs Tsunami vs Cyborg 4
The 2nd Revenge of Black Death ( vs Gyrobot vs Terrorhurtz vs Tornado
Apocalypse II (3) vs The 2nd Revenge of Black Death (
Tornado vs Envy
Apocalypse II (3) vs Envy
Heat D
Next Stop, Jupiter (4) vs Ringmaster vs Tilly Evo vs Typhoon 2 GS
CrOoKeD eVo (9) vs Vader vs Beast Boy 4 vs Anarchy
Next Stop, Jupiter (4) vs Beast Boy 4
Tilly Evo vs CrOoKeD eVo (9)
CrOoKeD eVo (9) vs Beast Boy 4
Heat E
System Shock V: Hex (5) vs Mega Hurts L.T vs Cabrakan vs Behemoth
Lockjaw v3 (10) vs Bigger Brother vs Walk Don't Run 5 vs Raven the 4th
Heat F
Deathyboy vs Oh! I'm Dizzy! vs Neo-Mecha vs Pussycat
Pickaxe of Doom vs Razer vs Robin the 4th vs Dantomkia
And coming soon is heat E. See you next time on VRW!!!
Entered by Liam Eliot, and seed number 5: System Shock V: Hex!!!
A low box with V-Belt tracks and interchangeable weapons, and a lot of experience. This time around, they'll be using the Achilles-Drum.
VRW 3: It was pitted in the heat final by Ramminator Evilution.
VRW 2: It had one of its tracks cut by MeCannibal in round 1.
VRW 1: It was flipped into the pit by Liar 2 in round 2.
Entered by Kody Kunz: Mega Hurts L.T!!!
A box with a srimech and keyboard flipper, but it's easily damaged.
Entered by Harry Orr: Cabrakan!!!
A lox box with various interchangeable weapons, it's pretty much Tornado with less pushing power. This time around, they'll be using the wedge.
Entered by Jack Orr: Behemoth!!!
A tall veteran robot with over 10 years of experience, an axe, and a front titanium scoop, this robot also has bad side and rear ground clearance.
VRW 1: It was pitted by Lightning in the first ever VRW Grand Final.
Our house robots today will be Cyclone and Gearcrow.
3..2..1..Activate!!!
And in comes Mega Hurts, immediately charging into the pit release button, as Behemoth flips Cabrakan, and hits it with the axe, creating a small dent underneath. And in charges System Shock: The veteran of all 3 previous wars, as it spins up the drum, and charges straight into Behemoth's scoop. Sparks fly, as the Series 1 grand finalist's scoop is shredded by the Achilles-Drum of System Shock. Cabrakan now gets under Mega Hurts, and charges into the CPZ, pushing Mega Hurts into Cyclone... And look at that shrapnel fly!!! The electrically actuated keyboard is thrown across the arena, as the side crumples, and Mega Hurts still moves!!! Behemoth now comes over and flips over Mega Hurts, who can't self-right, or move for that matter, as the Guardian comes in and counts it out.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!!!
And now Mega Hurts L.T is fair game for the house robots, and Gearcrow comes in and clamps down on the immobile Laptop, as Cyclone comes in... And hits it with tremendous force!!! Both Mega Hurts and Gearcrow are thrown back by Cyclone's hit, as they ricochet into the wall... And out of the arena goes both of them!!! Meanwhile, Cabrakan has gotten under the side of Behemoth, and is now pushing into the half-spun up Cyclone, throwing it away. However, Behemoth now picks up Cabrakan with its scoop, and pushes Cabrakan OOTA, as it itself is pushed OOTA by System Shock!!! However, since it pushed Cabrakan out first, Behemoth with still go through.
Cabrakan frakkin' sucks, while Mega Hurts was badly hurt...
BEHEMOTH AND SYSTEM SHOCK V: HEX (5) MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!
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Entered by Liam Eliot, and seed number 10: Lockjaw v3!!!
A low axlebot using 3 hydraulic claws and some powerful motors, however the ground clearance is questionable...
VRW 2: Lost in the grand final eliminator to Coinst, but defeated Blatant Clone in the 3rd place playoff to gain 3rd place.
VRW 1: It was pitted in round 1 by Behemoth Evo X.
Entered by Pete: Bigger Brother!!!
A low wedge with a spatula-style flipper and a very reliable drivetrain, however it has a habit of suffering major damage only to survive at the end.
Entered by Samuel park: Walk Don't Run 5!!!
Okay, it's a shuffler, but don't let that distract you from the deadly spinning rim!!! However a good distraction wold be that this robot is 40kg under the max shuffler weight limit...
Entered by Devon Clouston: Raven the 4th!!!
A veteran from 2004 returns with a new extra-powerful spinning rim which puts out over 800kj. However, the robot could fling itself OOTA with 1 collision!!!
And our house robots today will be Magnavox and Auger Henstrom.
3..2..1..Activate!!!
And immediately in comes Raven the 4th on Bigger Brother, and look at that! She's only half-spun up and she's already torn some of the back panel off of Bigger Brother!!! However, Pete hasn't given up hope, as he flips over Raven. meanwhile, Lockjaw is taking some blows from Walk Don't Run's spinning rim, and as the rims slows to a halt... Lockjaw grabs it with its claws and holds on for dear life!!! However, that's not good enough, as it finally flies off. Raven now comes in at full speed on Lockjaw, and the hit is so hard, that it knocks both Lockjaw and Raven onto the stub of an arena wall. Lockjaw escapes, due to it being an axlebot, however Raven's 4 omniwheels aren't making contact with the arena floor! Walk Don't Run now comes over, hits the immobile bot which can put out 800kjs with its spinning rim... And Devon's machine is now on the camera tracks! Meanwhile, Bigger Brother has flipped Lockjaw into Magnavox's CPZ, and down comes the flywheel of Magnavox, doing a bit of damage to the top of Lockjaw's middle claw. However, Lockjaw escapes, and crunches into Bigger Brother, who is shoved into Walk Don't Run's spinning rim, doing even more damage!!! Bigger Brother now escapes, and hits the pit release button, driving into the opening pit.
Bigger Brother shown no brotherly love, while Raven's back on the Dark Side...
LOCKJAW V3 (10) AND WALK DON'T RUN 5 MOVE ON TO ROUND 2!!!
And this is why people don't enter 800kj spinners in competitions like this... :P
Your 10cm high wall was a bad mistake, for any robot. On the other hand, however, I thoroughly intended to enter Raven in. So don't DARE try to turn that on me. :P
This time, System Shock will be using the electrically actuated wedge.
3..2..1..Activate!!!
System Shock is clearly the quicker of the 2, as it runs out and shoves Walk Don't Run into the CPZ. Walk Don't Run is now axed by Shunt, but gets away, as its rim spins up rapidly. And as System Shock tries to get in underneath, the rim collides with the wedge of the 5th seed, throwing both back from the point of impact!!! Walk Don't Run is now stuck on the arena wall, but has gotten off, and is now shoving System Shock towards Dead Metal's CPZ. System Shock now enters the deathtrap, and is immediately cut into by Dead Metal. Well, actually more like scarred, as the house robot's sawblade won't cut into tough armour such as this. System Shock however escapes, as Walk Don't Run is allowed to spin up. The Samuel Park machine now runs into System Shock, and then runs away, only to hit the pit release button. System Shock is pretty badly beaten up, but it isn't out yet, as is tries to pit Walk Don't Run... and fails. However, a hit from Samuel's machine just so happened to knock Liam's left track over the pit. Walk Don't Run hits System Shock again, and finally, the 5th seed falls into the pit.
System Shock... Hmm... Shocking... (Get the joke, Liam?)
WALK DON'T RUN 5 MOVES ON TO THE HEAT FINAL!!!
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Lockjaw v3 (10) vs Behemoth
Our house robots will be Mr. Psycho and Cassius Chrome.
3..2..1..Activate!!!
Now this is a rematch, since Lockjaw was pitted by Behemoth in series 1. And Lockjaw starts its revenge by using the claws to get under the side of Behemoth, and crushes down on the titanium. However, Behemoth manages to escape, and uses the scoop to lift up Lockjaw, who has atrocious ground clearance because it's an axlebot. Lockjaw is lifted into Cassius Chrome's CPZ, as those boxing gloves pound away at the hardox armour. A lucky jab damages the hydraulic ram for the left pincer, while scratches appear on the claws. Lockjaw now looks wrecked, for better lack of terms, as Behemoth uses the 10cm high wall to its advantage, hurling the 10th seed OOTA.
It seems to me like you want your favourites to go through, like Elliot did. That, I repeat, is not how vapourbots is supposed to work. It's the ones that can and will win over their opponents that are supposed to go through. Case in point: C&B2. SUNCUST wasn't really a favourite of mine, but it was very easily able to beat a lot of robots, before the semis, and even then it had advantages over Killotine: EVO, a well-respected veteran vapourbot.
And in comes Mega Hurts, immediately charging into the pit release button, as Behemoth flips Cabrakan, and hits it with the axe, creating a small dent underneath. And in charges System Shock: The veteran of all 3 previous wars, as it spins up the drum, and charges straight into Behemoth's scoop. Sparks fly, as the Series 1 grand finalist's scoop is shredded by the Achilles-Drum of System Shock. Cabrakan now gets under Mega Hurts, and charges into the CPZ, pushing Mega Hurts into Cyclone... And look at that shrapnel fly!!! The electrically actuated keyboard is thrown across the arena, as the side crumples, and Mega Hurts still moves!!! Behemoth now comes over and flips over Mega Hurts, who can't self-right, or move for that matter, as the Guardian comes in and counts it out.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!!!
And now Mega Hurts L.T is fair game for the house robots, and Gearcrow comes in and clamps down on the immobile Laptop, as Cyclone comes in... And hits it with tremendous force!!! Both Mega Hurts and Gearcrow are thrown back by Cyclone's hit, as they ricochet into the wall... And out of the arena goes both of them!!! Meanwhile, Cabrakan has gotten under the side of Behemoth, and is now pushing into the half-spun up Cyclone, throwing it away. However, Behemoth now picks up Cabrakan with its scoop, and pushes Cabrakan OOTA, as it itself is pushed OOTA by System Shock!!! However, since it pushed Cabrakan out first, Behemoth with still go through.
...I can see at least eight glaring major errors here...Mark, can you please point out to me what they are, to prove you are at least capable of seeing the flaws in your own work in order to improve it?
(please bear in mind that while you undoubtedly know what exactly is going on with everything in your fights, you need to communicate what's happening to the rest of the people reading otherwise they don't have a copulating clue)
Thank you for pointing out those flaws, Kody and Joey. Add that to the fact that school has started for me, and I feel very lowly motivated to do anything with this, and it means only 1 thing...
THE VRW SERIES 4 HYPO:
Heat A
Whiplash (1) vs Iron Awe 5 vs Starfire the 4th vs Elizabeth
Maximum Genocide (6) vs Firestorm 5 vs 259 vs Blue Hurricane
Whiplash (1) vs Firestorm 5
Starfire the 4th vs Maximum Genocide (6)
Whiplash (1) vs Starfire the 4th
Heat B
Storm II (2) vs Boxx vs Terra the 2nd vs Gravity 5
Brutalis 2.1 (7) vs Hyper Death IC vs Mythras vs Plunderbird 5
Storm II (2) vs Hyper Death IC
Gravity 5 vs Brutalis 2.1 (7)
Storm II (2) vs Brutalis 2.1 (7)
Heat C
Apocalypse II (3) vs Envy vs Tsunami vs Cyborg 4
The 2nd Revenge of Black Death ( vs Gyrobot vs Terrorhurtz vs Tornado
Apocalypse II (3) vs The 2nd Revenge of Black Death (
Tornado vs Envy
Apocalypse II (3) vs Envy
Heat D
Next Stop, Jupiter (4) vs Ringmaster vs Tilly Evo vs Typhoon 2 GS
CrOoKeD eVo (9) vs Vader vs Beast Boy 4 vs Anarchy
Next Stop, Jupiter (4) vs Beast Boy 4
Tilly Evo vs CrOoKeD eVo (9)
CrOoKeD eVo (9) vs Beast Boy 4
Heat E
System Shock V: Hex (5) vs Mega Hurts L.T vs Cabrakan vs Behemoth
Lockjaw v3 (10) vs Bigger Brother vs Walk Don't Run 5 vs Raven the 4th
System Shock V: Hex (5) vs Walk Don't Run 5
Lockjaw v3 (10) vs Behemoth
Walk Don't Run 5 vs Behemoth
Heat F
Deathyboy vs Oh! I'm Dizzy! vs Neo-Mecha vs Pussycat
Pickaxe of Doom vs Razer vs Robin the 4th vs Dantomkia
Neo-Mecha vs Razer
Oh! I'm Dizzy! vs Robin the 4th
Neo-Mecha vs Robin the 4th
Semi Finals:
Starfire the 4th vs Brutalis 2.1 (7)
Apocalypse II (3) vs CrOoKeD eVo (9)
Neo-Mecha vs Behemoth
Losers' Melee:
Brutalis 2.1 (7) vs Behemoth vs CrOoKeD eVo
Grand Final Eliminators:
Starfire the 4th vs Apocalypse II (3)
Brutalis 2.1 (7) vs Neo-Mecha
3rd Place Playoff:
Neo-Mecha vs Apocalypse II (3)
Grand Final:
STARFIRE THE 4TH vs Brutalis 2.1 (7)
The first ever(and only) VRW Awards:
Most Original Entry: Starfire the 4th
Best Engineered Entry: Next Stop, Jupiter (4)
Most Promising Newcomer: Harry Orr (with Tilly Evo)
Sportsmanship Award: Devon Clouston/Kody Kunz (with Starfire the 4th)
The seeds(should I dare try anything like this again):
1: Starfire the 4th (Veteran from VRW 1)
2: Brutalis 2.1 (7)
3: Neo-Mecha (Newcomer)
4: Apocalypse II (3)
5: Behemoth (Series 1 Grand Finalist)
6: CrOoKeD eVo (9)
7: Whiplash (1)
8: Storm II (2)
9: Robin the 4th (Newcomer)
10: Envy (Veteran from VRW 2)
11: Walk Don't Run 5 (Newcomer)
12: Beast Boy 4 (Newcomer)
13: Maximum Genocide (6)
14: Gravity 5 (Veteran from VRW 1, I think)
15: Razer (I think Newcomer...)
16: Hyper Death IC (Newcomer)
Anyways, thanks to everyone who entered this twisted tourney. I promise I won't make one again(unless I'm really desperate or FanFic needs another tourney. Anyways, commiserations to Kody for picking up the win, to Liam for returning, a special one to Harry Orr(since this was his first time competing), Pete(Also his first time), and Sam for coming back to defend his title.
Anyways... *Fades into shadows while funeral music plays*
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