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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
I just noticed that Chris is starting to use smileys much more than before.
I just noticed that Chris is starting to use smileys much more than before.
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
OMG I CAN WRITE A FIGHT
Ill be back in 10 minutes.
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
*looks at clock*
Mr. Kunz?
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
Doh, sorry, got into a Messenger convo with Martijn, Chezza, and Melissa. My own fault, though.
*goes to writing board*Comment
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
One of the reasons I havent got around to using it yet. :PComment
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
quote:
Woodpecker vs. Opened By Transfer
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY
Booth 1: Dave Sheppard
Booth 2: Dan Stickler
3
2
1
ACTI-
Stop!
Suddenly, the lights go out, and everybody is plunged into complete darkness. As soon as this happens, Opened By Transfer drives straight into the wall, tearing it into shreds with its hardened-marmalade spinning disc it got after its encounter in a Hungarian juice-making factory. However since Opened By Transfer wasnt anywhere to be found at the start of the match, it means that he just ENTERED the arena. In some way this turns the lights back on. Woodpecker lurches forward, throwing a piece of shrapnel across the arena as it does so. The shrapnel collides with the other side wall, destroying it instantly. Craig Charles exclaims Let the lawsuits begin! and is immediately stricken down by a giant flying pie launched by Dave in the control booth, who is snickering madly. Of course, this gives Dan the perfect chance to attack while Dave is distracted, and Woodpecker collides with Opened By Transfer, stopping the disc with its axe. the marmalade is pierced through as Dave watches, sickened by this. Woodpecker tries to pull Opened By Transfer towards the pit but it got removed last time because it was the place of burial for Minesweeper, and through some plot twist Mark Elam became god of the underworld and claimed the pit as his own land. Currently a pack of eight-legged zebras with machine guns and bullets filled with potassium nitrite and the chemical uses to make cola fizzy, and silver teeth are shooting him down as we speak.
Back to the fight. Opened By Transfer pulls back on Woodpeckers axe, and suddenly it becomes dislodged. This helps Opened By Transfer as its disc is now fully revved up. Unfortunately due to gyroscopics it also sends Opened By Transfer spinning across the arena like a top. The folks of Strictly Come Dancing are impressed by this display and award the vapourbot a place in their show. Unfortunately Dave comes forward to protest since robots cant dance by themselves, but one look from one of the judges causes him to melt on the spot into a puddle of horseradish sauce. They then pick up Opened By Transfer and carry it away from the arena, narrowly dodging a blow from Woodpeckers axe that causes it to stick in the floor. Dan smacks his forehead.
Woodpecker advances to the Final!
(Message edited by kodster on May 09, 200
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
Fantastic...definitely up to the high standards of something that weve come to expect of you :P
Anyone else? Its not really fair if Kody wins on account of being the only person in, is it?Comment
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LMFAO, that was awesome!Comment
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
Heheheheh, thanks.
I dont want to be the only person who submits a battle. I demand to be fought on this! :PComment
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
That really depends on what you mean by Tomorrow. Because, right now where I live, its 11.11 at night. If you mean Tomorrow as in 00.00, then obviously I have no chance. If you mean Tomorrow as in early morning, then I might not be able to. But if you mean Tomorrow as in the exact time you made that post 24 hours later, then I may be able to do something.
Basically, a proper deadline would be nice.Comment
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Uh...tomorrow as in 00:00 Kuwait time (GMT +3). Its 01:17 now, that should give you an idea...possibly longer if nobody else enters except Kody.
That specific enough? :PComment
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Basically that means by 10:00pm tomorrow for you guys, or 5:00pm for me. :PComment
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
When did ObT get a disc?
Give me a few minutes
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
Chaos has exploded in the pits as a plot hole the size of Canada has opened up sending everybody back to the Victorian era, as Queen Victoria is sitting in the audience waiting for the action, the steam powered sliding doors of the arena slide open with a lot of steam being given off, as a horse-drawn carriage pulls Victorian Woodpecker, with a steam powered axe on top, it has a new style chassis made out of metal, what would Mr Wood make of this new invention, and will it end his strong-hold on the materials market. The very high-tech remote drive system is provided by a strong wire on a spring.
The crowd are awaiting the entry of Opened by Transfer, as everybody in the pits is looking for David, who hasn€™t returned from Prysyr Fllllemllylllylyl yet, he phoned up 2 days ago saying he was leaving the lovely ladies of Maple Street, so he should have been back by now
Queen Victoria is not happy, some might say she isn€™t amused, as the head judge is trying to dial out to the mobile car phone, but keeps getting €œthis is not a valid number, please check and dial again€Â, before the phones rings. €œHello, this is the banker; I€™m offering you £24,000 for your box€Â. Everybody considers this offer for a moment, knowing that £24,000 in this era was worth an awful lot of money, before they say €œdeal€Â.
Meanwhile the phone rings again, as it€™s Team €œdoes anybody really know what the current name of david€™s team is called€Â, there is a barrier, a large dome circling the arena plus local village, there is traffic chaos outside as the train can€™t even get though the barrier.
Back to the battle, it appears that Victorian Woodpecker is though to the final as Opened by Transfer has been closed by barrier and is stuck in the real world when everybody else is stuck in the Victorian era, sent back in time by the gods. Outside the barrier the Banker hands David the £24,000 as they both go off to the pub, to have a Woodpecker Cider.
The end
(Message edited by DavidS on May 10, 200
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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
SEMI FINAL ONE
Woodpecker vs. Opened By Transfer
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY
Booth 1: Dave Sheppard
Booth 2: Dan Stickler
3
2
1
ACTIVATE
And off we go...Woodpecker advances towards Opened By Transfer...OH! AND OPENED BY TRANSFER HAS FALLEN OVER!!
OK, I gotta stop talking like JP. As it turns out, what everyone THOUGHT was OBT is, in fact, a cardboard cut-out. Yep, it turns out that OBT still hasnt been located after falling into that plothole. But, as it turns out, Woodpecker is getting really impatient, and decides to look for OBT itself. It storms out of the arena, much to the surprise of Dan who has gone from flicking the controls to smashing it with a sledgehammer in a desperate attempt to get some response. Because the arena is now vacant, the production crew bring in Razer and Iron Awe and make them perform pole-dancing.
Woodpecker, meanwhile, finally arrives in Brazil. After looking in Australia (where it found Nemo) and Tokyo (where it stayed to watch King Kong have an arm wrestling contest with Godzilla), it finally figured this would be the most random place possible...except Antarctica, but who searches there? Unfortunately, a flash flood shows up, with the water full of piranha. Even worse, they have nothing against eating robotics. Miraculously, it manages to survive, but not without losing half its shell.
Meanwhile, back in the arena, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario and Crash Bandicoot are advertising deoderants.
Elsewhere, after being hit by rain, falling branches and bird...stuff, Woodpecker finally decides that itll never be able to find OBT. He turns around to go back home when he trips over a random root and falls into a warpzone that just randomly appeared for no reason.
When he comes out of the other end, he finds himself on the planet of orange fuzzy things, where their great leader Spring-BOK! is about to sacrifice OBT to the gods. Woodpecker manages to defeat the orange furball with the help of a random flamethrower, then literally drags OBT back to the arena.
The two robots arrive back at the arena safe and sound, only to get hit by several custard pies on arrival, as some clowns had been performing for the time being. Luckily, a humanoid vaguely resembling Mega Masher 2 shows up and blasts at them with a machine gun. Now, finally in the arena, the two robots advance on each other.
CEASE!!
As it turns out, the judges had forgotten to stop the clock. Dan has a fit and self-destructs. The judges have to make a decision and, with no replays to look at, they go for the next most reliable method...
Eeny Miney Mony Mer,
O.B.T or Woodpecker,
One of them has to...
...but in the end, they just give up and pick Woodpecker. O.B.T heads off to kill Dave.
WOODPECKER GOES THROUGH.
Lets take an advert break...
SONIC: If your underarms smell of pancakes...
CRASH: Pancakes!
SONIC: ...then this new deoderant is doing its job.
MARIO: Maple Stick, its what all the great-a heros use!
The three of them are seen holding a rabbit and a razor each.
SONIC: So, buy it today, or well shave these bunny rabbits.
The three glare angrily.
SONIC: (whispering harshly) I swear well freakin do it!
THE ENDComment
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