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The Tribute To The Tim Tribute Tournament
Woody-me-do vs. Kracko vs. Cat With Wheels
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY
Booth 1: Dave Sheppard, Danny Bailey
Booth 2: Kody Kunz
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Kracko immediately begins to spin up, as Cat With Wheels turns right and goes in towards Woody-me-do, which tries to dodge the oncoming attack, but end up riding up the front wedge of Cat With Wheels flipper...
FLIP! Woody lands near a spinning Kracko, which comes in and snaps a splinter away from the wooden armour with considerable force, knocking Woody away from it and towards the pit...it regains traction though and moves away, back in towards Cat With Wheels, as Splinter comes back from its resting place and in towards the Cat, which is now facing a two pronged attack, and though it is able to get under Woody again, the axe blade of Splinter catches behind the flipper as it fires, causing the Cat to do a small wheelie.
Meanwhile, Kracko comes in on Woody, which rather understandably runs away, and Cat With Wheels manages to squeeze out of the grip of Splinter just before it is able to close the claws. Splinter now goes for Kracko, Leo perhaps hoping to stop the spinning, but just before they make contact with each other the robots freeze in their current positions.
Everybody is puzzled, and is then teleported away from the arena and onto a large space warship, where a quiz show set has been constructed, with each roboteers robot in front of a podium. Leo, Dave, Kody and Danny take their seats, still confused, before the confusion increases as Elvis Presley comes from behind a curtain, giving a small shake of his hips before taking the seat at the hosts desk, to appreciative applause.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Battle Three, the quiz show where we test peoples knowledge of Robot Wars, uhuhuh, and offer them the chance to win fabulous CASH and PRIZES!
*cheering; Dave mouths something to Kody, who shakes his head*
First, lets get it on, uhuhuh, with the first round; Series Three!
Elvis turns to Kody, who finds himself and Kracko oddly illuminated.
Kody, which robot in series 3 had purple fur?
An odd ticking begins to resonate throughout the ship.
Was it Purple Predator?
BUZZ
No, Im afraid it was Wel-Dor. You, uhuhuh, are out of the game!
Kody begins to protest, but looks above him to see a sixteen tonne weight falling down. He tries escaping, but is squashed, accompanied by a farting sound effect.
Such a pity there, out on the first question. Now, Dave, name a fight in series 3 that Hypnodisc won
Hypnodisc versus 101, semi final 2, fight 6
BUZZ
No, uhuhuh, the acceptable answers were T II versus Vector, Chaos 2 versus Trident, and Technophobic against Pitbull. You were completely wrong...
Dave attempts to jump out of his seat to avoid the weight, but as he gets halfway across the set he is suddenly hit by a large fly swat and lies dead on the floor.
Two down already, this aint good. Now, Danny, which is the odd robot out of these four: Facet, Chaos 2, Gravedigger, and Crasha Gnasha?
Um, Crasha Gnasha, because it was the only one that didnt have a flipper?
BUZZ
No, uhuhuh, the correct answer was Firestorm, because it was the only one with yellow paintwork
Danny sighs, and one second later a window in the starship opens and he is sucked out in to space.
My oh my, we do have some people here who just dont know their stuff! Now, Leo...are you actually the only person left here?
Yes, I am, in fact I wasnt actually expecting to be in this fight at all
Well, thats darn bad, but its darn good as well, because that means you, Leo van Miert, are the CHAMPION!
Confetti instantly begins to fall from the ceiling, as dancing girls begin to conga across the set and Elvis presents Leo with a very nice trophy, a set of brand new toothbrush heads, and a leather bound chest containing several million pounds in gold and various gemstones.
Thankyou all for tuning in to another episode of Battle Three, here on FRA One. Just before we go, uhuhuh, none of this actually happened. Tune in next time for some more fun and action, just dont step on my blue suede shoes, uhuhuh
There is a flash of light, and everyone finds themselves back in the arena, but before anything else happens...
CEASE
Splinter goes through to the semi finals!
Woody-me-do vs. Kracko vs. Cat With Wheels
ROBOTEERS, STAND BY
Booth 1: Dave Sheppard, Danny Bailey
Booth 2: Kody Kunz
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ACTIVATE
Kracko immediately begins to spin up, as Cat With Wheels turns right and goes in towards Woody-me-do, which tries to dodge the oncoming attack, but end up riding up the front wedge of Cat With Wheels flipper...
FLIP! Woody lands near a spinning Kracko, which comes in and snaps a splinter away from the wooden armour with considerable force, knocking Woody away from it and towards the pit...it regains traction though and moves away, back in towards Cat With Wheels, as Splinter comes back from its resting place and in towards the Cat, which is now facing a two pronged attack, and though it is able to get under Woody again, the axe blade of Splinter catches behind the flipper as it fires, causing the Cat to do a small wheelie.
Meanwhile, Kracko comes in on Woody, which rather understandably runs away, and Cat With Wheels manages to squeeze out of the grip of Splinter just before it is able to close the claws. Splinter now goes for Kracko, Leo perhaps hoping to stop the spinning, but just before they make contact with each other the robots freeze in their current positions.
Everybody is puzzled, and is then teleported away from the arena and onto a large space warship, where a quiz show set has been constructed, with each roboteers robot in front of a podium. Leo, Dave, Kody and Danny take their seats, still confused, before the confusion increases as Elvis Presley comes from behind a curtain, giving a small shake of his hips before taking the seat at the hosts desk, to appreciative applause.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Battle Three, the quiz show where we test peoples knowledge of Robot Wars, uhuhuh, and offer them the chance to win fabulous CASH and PRIZES!
*cheering; Dave mouths something to Kody, who shakes his head*
First, lets get it on, uhuhuh, with the first round; Series Three!
Elvis turns to Kody, who finds himself and Kracko oddly illuminated.
Kody, which robot in series 3 had purple fur?
An odd ticking begins to resonate throughout the ship.
Was it Purple Predator?
BUZZ
No, Im afraid it was Wel-Dor. You, uhuhuh, are out of the game!
Kody begins to protest, but looks above him to see a sixteen tonne weight falling down. He tries escaping, but is squashed, accompanied by a farting sound effect.
Such a pity there, out on the first question. Now, Dave, name a fight in series 3 that Hypnodisc won
Hypnodisc versus 101, semi final 2, fight 6
BUZZ
No, uhuhuh, the acceptable answers were T II versus Vector, Chaos 2 versus Trident, and Technophobic against Pitbull. You were completely wrong...
Dave attempts to jump out of his seat to avoid the weight, but as he gets halfway across the set he is suddenly hit by a large fly swat and lies dead on the floor.
Two down already, this aint good. Now, Danny, which is the odd robot out of these four: Facet, Chaos 2, Gravedigger, and Crasha Gnasha?
Um, Crasha Gnasha, because it was the only one that didnt have a flipper?
BUZZ
No, uhuhuh, the correct answer was Firestorm, because it was the only one with yellow paintwork
Danny sighs, and one second later a window in the starship opens and he is sucked out in to space.
My oh my, we do have some people here who just dont know their stuff! Now, Leo...are you actually the only person left here?
Yes, I am, in fact I wasnt actually expecting to be in this fight at all
Well, thats darn bad, but its darn good as well, because that means you, Leo van Miert, are the CHAMPION!
Confetti instantly begins to fall from the ceiling, as dancing girls begin to conga across the set and Elvis presents Leo with a very nice trophy, a set of brand new toothbrush heads, and a leather bound chest containing several million pounds in gold and various gemstones.
Thankyou all for tuning in to another episode of Battle Three, here on FRA One. Just before we go, uhuhuh, none of this actually happened. Tune in next time for some more fun and action, just dont step on my blue suede shoes, uhuhuh
There is a flash of light, and everyone finds themselves back in the arena, but before anything else happens...
CEASE
Splinter goes through to the semi finals!
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