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[paulc]

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Well, tactics for each of my robots with line-ups.

Nitro-Gene 4.0 vs. Intrigue: This is annoying - Intrigue has so far got an unbeaten record, and has taken out 2 notibly hardnut robots in my E.O.T.R 4 Series, which has made the fact my best robot is facing it very annoying. My plan though is simple - get under, push towards the edge and flip OOTA! His axe wont damage me greatly, but Im not going to take a robot that I respect that lightly.

D.V.D vs. Iron Awe 5: I REALLY like Iron Awe 5 and its near invicibility in the realie world. But my drum should have the power to flip it around enough for me to knock him out, and I should have the control to survive the fight and win a JD if need be.

WORCK vs. Typhoon 2: Oh - its Typhoon, a robot with which I have a grudge - Im a big Storm 2 fan and I believe that it was robbed in S7. So for this, Im adopting a plan that many have tried but failed at - getting to it, stopping it spin and tipping it over! No problem, as I have enough shock-proofing to keep me safe from his spinner, he cant damage my armour or side-wedges. My flipper should be powerful enough to overturn him. So thats my plan - stop him spinning and flip him!

Coinst vs. The Quaestor: Another encounter with Joeys robots - this is going to turn into the new version of the AJ and Steven McGregor relationship . For this fight, stick on the drum and try to knock him about a bit.

Bar-Red vs. No Objections: POOT! One of the best new vapourbots this year(and there have been many new designs this year)and I doubt I have much of a hope in hell. His 1.2cm Hardox ring is going to make my hopes of hurting him impossible, but that lifter looks quite soft. Use my bar on that to try and break it off, and that take advantage of the fact he has to spin on the spot to use that ring. If he uses the ring, just be aggressive.

Id like to see the rest of the draws.

[paulc]

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Another one:

MeCannibal 2.0 vs. Life And Death: ARGHHHHHH! Not another battle with Joey!! Just spin up and rip into both robots. With their weight disadvantage, theyll have to sacrifice armour. I hope...

Good line-ups Liam

[joey_picus]

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Dammit - I somehow keep coming against Paul

GABRIEL II vs. Acronyms FTW
I dont think Frank can get a grip on me unless I drive straight into the weapon, which due to my shape and wheel layout...isnt gonna happen. Basically go for the sides, get under the skirts with the spikes and front point, flip once, and then flip OOTA while it selfrights.

Shadow Zone Returns vs. Fire And Ice
Avoid the front and rear, go for the sides, and ram into the pit if I can.

The Curse vs. NIDHOGG
Get around the back, and try and grab it with the forks/claws, then put it in the pit. Avoid the bar at all costs.

THE QUAESTOR vs. Coinst
Avoid the drum, and go for the wheels, try and knock a chain off or something. If I get the chance, stick the axe in a wheel housing and try and guide it gently to the pit :P

Bar-Red vs. NO OBJECTIONS
Spin, right from the start, and batter it to death. Dont let Bar-Red come near me when Im not spinning, unless the bar stops for any reason, in which case lift it over, then use the lifter to stop it self righting by pinning it down, and pit.

LIFE AND DEATH vs. MeCannibal
Send Life In first, to try and flip it against the wall and stop the ring spinning. Then, either try for the OOTA or get Death in to do some chewing, then pit it.

Good luck Frank, Kody, Kody, Paul, Paul, and Paul

[corsair_lightning]

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CYRILIUM 2 vs Liar 2

Oh crud. My only hope is to flip him OOTA. Rush towards him, and consistantly flip him into the air. If I get flipped over, I can self-right. If that doesnt work, my next possiblilty is to hit the pit release button, and shove him down. My ground clearance is lower, so I should be able to get under him easily.

D.V.D. vs IRON AWE 5

Gotta flip him, but I believe hes invertible, so even though I can get under him, it will be near impossible to put him out of the competition, so Ill get under him and flip him out of the arena.

Worck vs TYPHOON 2

I decided to add a special Anti-Flipper Ring(AFR) around the bottom. Its sort of like a round skirt around the bottom of the robot. My tactics are to, while spinning, press the pit release button, then hit him while the pit is behind him. The impact should knock him into the pit.

VLAD THE IMPALER vs Sakura

Come on, a flower shaped bot? Simple strategy: Press the pit release button, shove the spinner down the pit. My very tough armour and shockproofing should be more than enough to prevent damage.

Dont forget I also said my other realies were Ming Die-Nasty from Series 7, 259 from Series 6, Biohazard, the US robot, and Gravity, the Uber-Flipper from series 7.

(Message edited by corsair_lightning on April 04, 200

[joey_picus]

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...Mark, I think you have to say things like that in the stats...

[corsair_lightning]

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259 vs ISDSFA

Simply, Use the giant spinning disc to either toss him out of the arena, or into the pit, while always hitting him whenever I can.

BIOHAZARD vs Tira III

Drat... Bio has had some major trouble with spinners in the past, but those were horizontal ones. My plan: hit the pit release button, then use the 0mm ground clearance caused by my skirts to get under Tira and then use the lifting arm to toss her into the pit.

[Guest]

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Mark, you cant just decide to say Typhoon has a new component when you see the draw unless you state at the beginning you have optional stuff.
Sorry, no AFR will be used

[majinb]

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Cyrilium 2 v LIAR 2

OOTA ASAP

[Guest]

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Heat G:
Haardvark v Storm II
Gravity v Killotine: EVO
Tempest Evil-est-oution v Dervish V
Axe to Fall v Super Gore Evo
Heat H:
The Darke Destroyer v Ming Dienasty
The 6isc v Wedginator 6.0
Razer v Terrorhurtz
Wedge Devolution v Woodpecker

I still need some other weights from certain people.I think its both from Frank, a featherweight from Martijn and both from Paul...Please post them ASAP

(Message edited by Robot_Warrior on April 04, 200

(Message edited by Robot_Warrior on April 04, 200

[corsair_lightning]

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Oh, yeah?

CYRILIUM 2 vs Liar 2

Try to get under me, huh? I have a 0mm ground clearance at the sides be cause of skirts, and a 0mm ground clearance on front and back because of the All Torque design. Wheely Big Cheese-shaped robots are easy to get under, but hard to defeat. All I need to do is get under him, and put him in the pit with a well timed flip. I have more pushing power, so that comes as an advantage along with my 0mm ground clearance. He cant get under me, and he cant outpush me.

[joey_picus]

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HAARDVARK vs. Storm II
Paul, why do you terrorise me so?
Uh...If I could get the forks underneath and lift it Storm off the ground, I may yet be able to put it in the pit or into the house robots. If I win, though, it will be an absolute miracle.

THE DARKE DESTROYER vs. Ming DieNasty
Two robots with completely useless weapons against each other, hmm...
Try and lure Ming to the edge of the pit, and hope that I can move out the way fast enough to have it fall in.

[corsair_lightning]

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MING DIE-NASTY vs The Darke Destroyer

True, both bots have useless weapons, so Ill just press the Pit release button, chase DD(Darke Destroyer) into the CPZs, and use my better pushing power to shove DD around and into the pit, while not falling for his Lure Ming over to the pit and hope he falls in ploy.

GRAVITY vs Killotine: Evo

Veteran bot, Killotine. All I need to do is flip him out of the arena, while protecting my vulnerable rear end. I have the most powerful flipper in Robot Wars, so I can really do some damage. Dont forget that at the front, I have a 0mm ground clearance.

(Message edited by corsair_lightning on April 04, 200

[corsair_lightning]

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Heat H predictions (Besides my tactics)

The 6isc vs Wedginator 6.0

I really hate Kody, but I think if Wedginator can survive several hits from The 6isc, hell have the fight won.

Razer vs Terrorhurtz

They already fought in the Series 6 grand final, and I think Razer can still crumple that polycarbonate armour.

Wedge Devolution vs Woodpecker

Daniel described he had the fastest axe around, but not the strongest. Wedge Devo to win here, I think.

Heat Winner: Definitly not me, so it will probably be Wedginator or Wedge Devo.

[corsair_lightning]

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Heat G

Haardvark vs Storm 2

Storm to shove the ancient machine into the pit.

Tempest Evil-est-oution vs Dervish V

Probably Tempest on a judges decision.

Axe to Fall vs Super Gore Evo

Super Gore will win this match.

Heat Winner: Either me or Super Gore Evo.

[corsair_lightning]

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Heat F

Life and Death vs MeCannibal 2.0

If Life and Death can split up, and both get under MeCannibal, Id say they have it won.

Seung Mina IV vs Metal Sonic Spin Dash

Seung Mina to defeat MSSD (Metal Sonic Spin Dash) by OOTA.

Flick of the Wrist vs Dennis the Menace

Dennis just needs to get to 12000rpm and slam into Flick.

Heat Winner: Dennis, Seung Mina, or me.

Heat E

Bar-Red vs No Objections

No Objections by knockout.

The May Tracks Has You vs Sonic Boom

Close battle, but I think May Tracks wins on a judges decision.

With or Without You vs Whirligig 4.5

Whirligig by knockout, definitly.

Heat Winner: Whirligig 4.5

Heat D

Another Night at the Bar vs Pure Evil: ROTD

If Another Night can prevent Pure Evil from hitting the body with the disc, Another Night at the Bar will go through.

The Quaestor vs Coinst

Quaestor goes through.

E Clawdius Unum vs Killobite 5.0

Clawdius, due to the Crushability Factor.

Heat Winner: Me or Another Night at the Bar.

Heat C

The Curse vs Nidhogg

Nidhogg, but only if he can get around the back of The Curse and crush into it.

Turbo Tails vs Sheer Heart Attack 2

SHA2 to liquify Turbo Tails.

Mega Monsoon vs Door Stops

Door Stops to win by a Judges Decision.

Heat Winner: Me or SHA2.

Heat B

Dead Horse Beater vs Supreme Glory Omega

Supreme Glory Omega to win this match.

Shadow Zone Returns vs Fire and Ice

Shadow Zone to win.

ASANSMSADB vs Back to Rock III

Back to Rock, because of more experiance.

Heat Winner: Me, Because of the super flipper.

Heat A

Gabriel 2 vs Acronyms FTW

Gabriel 2 to send Acronyms to Heaven.

Nitro-Gene vs Intrigue

Intrigue to win.

The Botles Reunited vs Weapon Synergy

Weapon Synergy wins by judges decision.

Winner: Me or Nitro-Gene.