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...how can it be a sphere if its dimensions are 60 x 60 x 55? :P
...how can it be a sphere if its dimensions are 60 x 60 x 55? :P
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Damnit, why must you spoil my fun :P
Dimensions in CM: 60cm x 60cm x 61cmComment
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Thats still wrong
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No it isnt because Im rounding the ground clearance off to 10mm. :P Im too lazy to put 60.6cm of height. :PComment
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Gotta Enter, Gotta Enter!
NAME: Thomas The YouTube Engine.
WEIGHT: 26 tons.
SHAPE: Basic box wedge, shaped like Thomas The Tank Engine. I tried to get some dimensions, but gave up after 200 metres.
SPEED: Hell decide that.
TC: 0.
GC: Again, hell decide.
WHEELS: Over 9000 outer wheels.
ARMOUR: 5cm of Nonexistum, which is twice as hard as Unobtanian.
POWER: A talking pie. Never underestimate its power.
COLOUR: Glow in the Dark Blue.
WEAPONS: A flippy thing, a cutty thing, an axey thing, a stabby thing, a pokey thing, a rammy thing, a spanky thing, a flingy thing, a flamey thing, a grabby thing and a tickly thing. He wont tell me what else he has, or what powers them.
OTHER WEAPONS: Thomas is, in fact, a clusterbot. Incased in a special hatch in his bunker are 5 more robots: Idiot (a wooden robot with square wheels), Boxy (a cardboard box on wheels), Robojelly (a robot made out of jelly), The Pastel Trio (three Fruit Pastiles) and Spring-BOK! (the only difference from normal is that he is covered in parrifin).
SRIMECH: Thomas is unflippable, because I say so.
NOTES: Dont ask.
STRENGTHS: Unbeatable.
WEAKNESSESS: Reality.
Is that good enough?
(Message edited by Dinowarrior on March 29, 200
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Hey, give back Boxy
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To be fair, I wasnt aware.
Heh, unintentional rhymes. Gotta love em.Comment
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By the way, I implied it but didnt mention it explicatly; but as it is the Universe is Godbot, then should Godbot loose then the universe ceases to exist.Comment
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*moves to a parallel universe controlled not by Godbot, but by AntiGodBot*Comment
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Name - If it looks like a tank...
Shape - See the link at the bottom of this post
Weight - 100 Kilogram
Speed - 15 mph
Dimensions - 90x80x25 cm
Ground Clearance - 0 right underneath the tracks, but pretty big everywhere else
Power - I asked an over-muscular dwarf to power a hamster-wheel. Dwarfs are much cheaper and lighter than LEMs and given the right medicin deliver aLOT more power. Also dwarfs dont get tired.
Movement - A pair of tracks. The tracks themselves are made of whateverium which has the feature that its indestructible. I sprayed a layer of cantthinkofanameium-spray over the tracks which has the feature that it cant be pushed by other bots.
Turning Circle - Zero
Weaponry - A pnuematic spike which comes out horizontally from the upper part of the robot, at about 15 cm from the ground. The spike comes out a large barrel which is mounted on a free moving turret, mounted on top of the machine. The spike is powered by a 2 kg gas tank which contains CO8, 4 times as powerful as CO2, and it has the feature that it goes back into the gas tank after use, AND that it can savely be stored at 15000 PSI, the spike comes out with 4000 kJ.
Armour - Like the tracks, 1 mm of whateverium, which cant be destroyed by any means, I sprayed the whole machine with onetwothreeium-spray, which has the feature that it cant be flipped by any means.
Srimech - The onetwothreeium-spray makes sure I wont be flipped.
Notes - This machine is so dangerous that when not in use, its guarded by 2 dwarfs 24/7, as can be seen in the picture.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Indian_Army_T-90.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Army_T-90.jpg
Before anyone starts yelling I stole the tank-concept from Dave and the hamster wheels from Joey, I entered this in Virtual Robot Wars BEFORE Joey and DAve entered their robots here, so they stole it from me
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I didnt steal it! Mine has actual hamsters, and its all hamster controlled - the weapon and parachute are activated by one of the hamsters running out of its wheel and standing on a corresponding switch.Comment
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Could I borrow some of your spray my dear lost-twin brother?Comment
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make up your own spray evil twin brother!
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ok
1... They call me mr tank
2... Rodent Rampage
3... Godbot
4... Kustom 2
5... The Oracle
6... Thomas The Youtube Engine
7... If it looks like a tank..
8...
just 1 more and i will do the draw
what have i let myself in for
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