The Swan Fin Fac Fun Event

[swanaldo]

i will need eight new robots to take part in a bit of a laugh event. there are no weight rules and things like black hole generators are allowed. 1 robot each please. the rest i will make up as i go along.

[corsair_lightning]

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I want Cyrilium 2, with 2000cm of cyrilium armour, a 200kg flywheel, 5 million black hole generators, and have it painted with cheese.

[davids]

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No Weight Limit you say?

My machine:

Name - They call me Mr. Tank
Weight - Couple tons, give or take a few kgs
Shape - Tank-like (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Challenger_II.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Challenger_II.jpg)
Armour - 1 inch thick of Chobham armour.
Traction - Tracks
Power - Oh yes, it has got some power.
Speed - 20 mph
Notes - Got an anti-black hole generator device.
Strengths - Its a god-damn tank man!
Weaknesses - Exposed Tracks, might break the arena floor

(Message edited by DavidS on March 29, 200

[swanaldo]

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who mentioned an arena floor

[swanaldo]

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nice robot david.

[joey_picus]

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This is gonna be fun...

Name: Rodent Rampage
Dimensions: 90 x 45 x 25 cm
Weight: 37kgs
Shape: A rectangular invertible box with a wedge at the front.
Colour: Black and yellow chevrons
Drive: Four wheel drive, however the drive comes from two hamsters, running in the rear wheels, which are basically hamster wheels with an outer layer of nonexistium for hamster protection puropses, and rubber for grip. The rear wheels are connected to the front wheels by timing belts. The entire system is controlled by a modified baby monitor mechanism through which I shout vague instructions to the hamsters.
Speed: Depends
Ground Clearance: Wedge at the front is 0, rest is 10mm
Armour: 4mm nonexistium, which is ultra light but harder than any other substance known or to be invented.
Weapons: A 6 2500rpm circular saw at the rear, as well as the wedge at the front.
Srimech: Invertible, cannot be stranded because the hamsters move, and has a large parachute if it gets flipped high
Notes: Carries large supplies of onboard hay to feed the hamsters.
Strengths: Reliable
Weaknesses: PETA

[swanaldo]

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lol joey. another lovley robot there. should do well

[alex_holt]

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Godbot
Weight: Effectively Infinite but also nothing
Shape: Every shape
Wheels: It contains every form of mobility that is was or ever could be, but also none
Motors: It contains all motors that is was or ever could be, but also none, but it doesnt really need it as it is the universe so movign doesnt achieve much
Speed: Infinite yet none
Turning circle: All
Armour: The condensed totality of the universe as it is, was or ever could be. Also it functions like a voodoo doll for the opposing driver.
Weapons: Everything conceivable - however it primarily just manipulates gravity to an unlimited degree, being able to increase the mass of an opponent to the point where it collapses in on itself as a black hole. It can also just flick opponents out of existance, but thats a bit boring.
Strengths: All
Weaknesses: Dues Ex Machina

[corsair_lightning]

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Kustom Cyrlium, as I call it, is invincible, and can destroy other types of armour with an anti-matter pneumatic spike.

[joey_picus]

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*remembers to fit small air pipe to Rodent Rampage to prevent catastrophic failure of drive*

[swanaldo]

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well well alex you have there a mighty fine robot. hope it does well. should make an interesting battle.

[swanaldo]

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mark you must make the effort of stats please i just cant enter any old thing in this event you know.

[pcbore]

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Kustom 2

Shape: The shape of pure awesomeness.

Dimensions: 20 X 80 X10

Weight: 79 KG

Armour: 50 mm Kustominium all over. This is an alloy designed by me which is lighter than Polycarb, but stronger than Unobtanium.

GC: 0 all over.

Weapon 1: An 80 KG flywheel doing 5 million KJs per hit.

Weapon 2: Nitrogen powered flipper that can flip fifty tonnes

Weapon 3: Electric axe powered by ten Eteks

Weapon 4: FBS shell doing 50 million KJs per hit

Weapon 5: Rear spikes

Drive: 4 wheel drive powered by 8 Eteks for 250 HP.

Power: Kustom 2 is powered by a plot hole generator. Like a black hole generator, but better.

Strengths: It€™s been designed by a vet, so there can€™t be any problems with it.

Weaknesses: Plot hole generator could possibly cause the destruction of our entire universe.

[davids]

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Kustom 2 is so awesome it re-defines the basis of which awesomeness is measured against.

[kodster]

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The Oracle

Shape: Sphere

Colour: It glows green but its actually sable.

Speed: Whatever it decides to be.

Weight: Can change its weight to be anything, its up for the writer to decide.

Armour: 5mm elasticium. Anything that strikes it gets damaged, and any other elements like undamagableium, unpushableium, and unflippableium are instantly nullified and transferred to The Oracle itself. It is made so that it is indestructible. Even the wheels are made of it.

Drive: A V10 turbodiesel engine from the Audi R10 racecar. Its been specifically designed so that it fits within the weight limit.

Power: Fuel.

Motivation: Wheels at the bottom. Everything protecting the wheels is indestructible.

Ground Clearance: 6mm, but it has such a perfect center of gravity that it cannot be flipped at all, nor can it be gotten under because remember the wheels are also made of elasticium.

Turning Circle: 0

Dimensions in CM: 60 x 60 x 55

Weaponry: Undeniable truth that it cannot be beaten. If that fails, it can just ram bots to death with its elasticium exterior armour.

Srimech: None, but it cant be flipped.

Strengths: People who write fanfic tournaments.

Notes: Chicken. :P

(Message edited by kodster on March 29, 200