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1... They call me mr tank
2... Rodent Rampage
3... Godbot
4... Kustom 2
5... The Oracle
6... Thomas The Youtube Engine
7... If it looks like a tank..
8... Wikipedibot
The awesome thing is I dont need those awesome weapons to take out any of the robots in this awesome competition... What do you guys think fuels the plot hole generator?
Yeah, tactics are to just approach The Oracle and allow it to be sucked into the plot hole generator.
THOMASS TACTICS
Set loose all of the other robots, then let them do what they want. Spring-BOK! will probably burst into flames. The thing is that Thomas himself will have to be beaten in order for the whole machine to go out, as Idiot, Boxy, Robojelly, The Pastel Trio and Spring-BOK! barely make up 10% of his body weight, if that.
ok battle 1 about to commence. the battle arena will be in outer space between mars and jupiter.
3,2,1, activate...
it looks like a tank starts by just floating in space but with the tracks being made from whateverium, finds some grip on the fabric of space and chargers toward.....well everything and nothing. looks at alex in the other pod a little confused as alex picks up his controls and, well all hell breaks loose as it looks like a tank suddenly goes hurtling toward jupiter and smashes straight into the great red spot, but with armour like whateverium the robot just flies straight back out the other side of jupiter full tilt with tracks going at the near the speed of light, the dwarfs feet getting rather warm, it looks like a tank turns on a sixpence and hurtles toward, well nothing really, alex rubbing his hands flicks a switch and all of a sudden it looks like a tank starts to shrink and buckle under the emence pressure of gravity, but the armour made from whateverium is holding giving a reaction against gravity which sends it looks like a tank toward the centre of the galaxy. dwarfs now with feet glowing red but not getting tired find themselves on the event horizon of a black hole with Martijn trying desperatly to steer clear but the emence pul from the black hole is stretching the robot and the dwarfs into oblivion. suddenly.......ZOOOOOOP it looks like a tank dissapears. alex looks over at Martijn very smug indeed and puts down his controls.
there is silence and everyone just for a slpit second thinks of the poor dwarfs and their bravery. but wait whats this we see emerging from the black hole.....it looks like a tank... it is it is it looks like a tank with the dwarfs running at silly speed coming out of the black hole with what looks like the other end of the black hole caught on the pneumatic spike which must have snagged as Martijn in desperate situation fired the weapon, alex just cant understand whats going on as the black hole turns itself inside out and blows another entire universe into godbot and there is an almighty explosion and then there was nothing. Martijn and Alex put down their controllers as this one goes to the judges.
control goes to alex 5 to 4
damage goes to Martijn 5 to 4
style goes to alex 5 to 4
aggression goes to Martijn (well the dwarfs actually) 5 to 2
a very close battle but the winner is it looks like a tank.
Is it possible to have the robots names start with Capital Letters as well as the Human names? I found that a bit confusing. The goes for every first word after a full stop.
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