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[pcbore]

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I mean its silly you expect me to install a potentially universe destroying power source without making sure it wont affect my own robot. You wouldnt take normal batteries and make it so they just electrocute the internals, would you?

[kodster]

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Well this being a tournament of, er, great proportions, I wouldnt expect anything sensible to occur...maybe occasionally, but... :wink:

[swanaldo]

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i just dont believe it. i have spent ages writing the second battle and somehow deleted it. now i will have to do it again. tomorrow now tho. all in capitals and everything. tut

[joey_picus]

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If it helps, I dont really have tactics for the second fight...just yell a lot and hope the hamsters do their job, and not start humping each other.

[swanaldo]

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Battle 2 ... Rodent Rampage vs Thomas The Youtube Engine

This battle will take place on Heathrow Terminal 5 building roof.

3,2,1, Activate

Thomas has the first move and moves its 26 tons toward Rodent as Joey instructs hamsters to back off, the sheer size of Thomas puts the ebee jeebees up Joey. But Thomas comes to a stop as the Clusters appear and begin their attack, Idiot goes straight for the front of Rodent as Boxy goes for the rear which turns out to be fatal. Joey spins up his circular saw to full spin and Boxy is shredded to pieces taking flight toward Robojelly. Cardboard lands all over Robojelly soaking up all the juices and becomes a solidified mess. Springbok comes round for a hit but the sparks from Idiots Square wheels set it alight and there is flames everywhere. Rodent sees this as a chance and attacks Thomas aiming the circular saw at 1 of the 9000 wheels of Thomas taking it from the axle with a massive well positioned hit but Thomas just has to drive forward a few feet and drives onto Rodent. The 26 tons of Thomas forces Rodent right through the roof and Rodent lands right on the Baggage rails causing mayhem. Driving through the a massive pile of books, Joey drives out the building, up the builders ramp and back onto the roof behind Thomas. Idiot meanwhile is still tying to get some speed up with its Square wheels and springbok is just doing circles out of control Mr Mason sees joey trying to attack from the rear. turns and brings the flippy thing into play and flips Rodent a mile high taking out 2 planes coming into land but Joey deploys the parachute and land what he thinks is safe on top of Thomas. Straight away the Tickly thing grabs Rodent and begins its assult on the hamsters, literally wetting themselves with laughter, Joey now screaming instructions to the hamsters to get a grip and they manage to get the circular saw into play cutting the tickly thing just as the spanky thing makes its move on the rear of Rodent leaving a nice red glow. Rodent now racing away from Thomas with Thomas in persuit drives around the hole it fell through and Chris doesnt see the hole and one side of Thomas gets stuck in the hole and cant seem to move. Idiot bot tries to get in on the action but having only moved 2 feet the whole battle hits springbok and sets on fire itself. Chris has 1 chance left and deploys The Pastel Trio. Rolling toward Rodent who sees this as an oppertuntiy for a break the hamsters jump out and start eating The Pastel Trio giving them a massive sugar hit. This new found power Joey siezes the oppertunity of hamster power. Hamsters, cheeks full of Pastels, get up speed and go flying into Thomas but the sheer size of Thomas just takes the hit and Chris lets out a smile as the hit has dislodged the 9000 wheels and Thomas is back in it. Thomas drives half way over Rodent when suddenly a book pops out of the armour of Rodent, The 2008 1001 Facts You Didnt Know book flies into Thomas and onto the Pies lap. Looking perplexed Chris tries desperatly to do something but the pie begins to read. Rodent tries to get away with the sugar hit hamsters going full tilt manage to reverse from the now still Thomas. Second pass as the Refbot comes in for the count. Thomas has been the victim of the book full of reality facts and just cant deal with it. the clock counts to ten and Joey punches the air in victory.

Rodent Rampage goes through.

Next up ... They Call Me Mr Tank vs Wikipedibot

[dinowarrior]

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Well, that was fun. I enjoyed that.

Just wait until I get my hands on the vendor who sold me that talking pie, however. She is SOOOOO dead!

(Message edited by Dinowarrior on March 30, 200

[joey_picus]

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Very...interesting...yet enjoyable battle, Shane. Even if I was too busy laughing to keep track of it all at times...

[swanaldo]

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(Message edited by swanaldo on March 30, 200

[swanaldo]

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They Call ME Mr Tank .. vs .. Wikipedibot

i need tactics please

[tacoman]

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Actually, deleting it is I it extreme. Ill just edit it to remove the plagiarism.

They Call Me Mr Tank:
This is a robot in the Shane Swan fin fac tournament

The above robot is a stub. Could you improve it by expanding it?

[davids]

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I would like to put Wikipedibot up for speedy deletion on account of it not being notable.

Votes for deletion: 3
Votes for safety: 10, however by the wonderful way Wikipedia works in these votes, 9 of those 10 votes were deemed invalid, so Wikipedibot is deleted.

So like I said, as soon as the battle starts I will deploy the tanks smoke screen and go about destroying stuff with the laser sensing system.

[swanaldo]

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LOL. being tired and all that i was actually looking for inspiration. this one is gonna be a difficult one to write and make sense. still i will try but not yet. needs more thought and new baby is sort of taking over.

[joey_picus]

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...who said it had to make sense? :P

[swanaldo]

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ok up next is They call me Mr Tank vs Wikipedibot

this battle will be held in the gobi desert in a valley formed by dunes.

3, 2, 1 activate

TCMMT goes straight for the jugular of wikipedibot by logging online and getting up specs of the challenger 11 tank and delete the many pages dedicated to the tank. Wikedibot now simply can not delete anything to do with TCMMT because to wikipedibot doesnt exist. smart move by Mr Sheppard as he sends his tank over the dune to wikipedibot (who cannot see the tank) and lets rip firing upon wikipedibot repeatedly but to davids surprise to no effect. wikipedibot knows there is something wrong and begins to search out alternatives, danny now panicing, but TCMMT logs onto the internet yet again and sends a virus onto wikipedibot telling it to play tic tac toe with itself, to which it realises there is no winner in Tic Tac Toe and deletes itself from existance deeming They Call Me Mr Tank the winner.

next up

Kustom 2 vs The oracle


i know it wasnt a good battle but wikipedibot just baffled me from writing a good battle. put this one down to (just want it out of the way battle) experience.

well done Danny for stumping me with your robot.