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  • #76
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    Matty: Nothing.

    Just mentioning it, tis all.

    And, actually, I found some organs no one was using. I thought if Tim wasnt totally happy with his current ones, he might want them.

    (Message edited by Taco-man on June 09, 2007)

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    • #77
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      Dan ummm I, the minotaur of life and death doesnt need my organs so you can have them if you want.

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      • #78
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        Minotaur? So you have a cows head? Intiguing....

        Plus you do realise that skin is considered an organ? *Has a salt grinder ready incase of any rebellion*

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        • #79
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          Vote for us and Ill assassinate the Iranian president personally.

          *readies a pipe made of hardox*

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          • #80
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            I meant to say all of them except for skin and I promise if I get voted in than itll be free cows head or a basketful of tomatoes if you are a vegetarian.

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            • #81
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              What if, like me, youre a vegetarian who doesnt like tomatoes?

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              • #82
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                Vote #1, me

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                • #83
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                  quote:

                  What if, like me, youre a vegetarian who doesnt like tomatoes?

                  Then you have serious problems in restaurants i bet. Most vegetarian dishes serverd there have tomatoes in them (not all, i know, but a lot).

                  I even know of a pizza place that serves vegetarian pizza with ham, claiming ham is not meat.

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                  • #84
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                    Vote for me, and Ill promise that George Bush WILL be dead before the next election. Oh, and Ill severly damage Bush Snr as well.

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                    • #85
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                      Sorry dude, I already blew him up along with the White House.

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                      • #86
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                        quote:

                        Then you have serious problems in restaurants i bet. Most vegetarian dishes serverd there have tomatoes in them (not all, i know, but a lot).

                        I even know of a pizza place that serves vegetarian pizza with ham, claiming ham is not meat.

                        I dont eat out that often, but I havent had any problems. I like the taste of tomato, as long as its cooked and well mixed in. Its mostly the texture of raw tomato that I cant stand.

                        By the way, should I win the election Ill be needing the address of that pizza place for my idiot tax. Ta.

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                        • #87
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                          Dan T Man: Ahh, but have you got the replacement chimpanzee yet?

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                          • #88
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                            He didnt. I did.

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                            • #89
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                              Okay Ill give you Frank Mashed potatos and Kofu sausages.

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                              • #90
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                                I take it you mean tofu, and I hate that stuff as well. Completely tasteless unless you literally smother it with flavouring. Make it quorn sassauges, and youve got yourself a vote.

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