The Election Returns

[psychostorm]

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Species 13764 are not used for intellectual purposes. Most drones of this species are used for bodily strength.

[kodster]

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That was aimed at Timmy, Ceri. Not you. =P

[dogbot4000]

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Mwahahaha you are forgetting one thing we have backup brains full of witty american crap like Kodys brain actually except its clever and we shall rule the earth. Wait why are fighting Ceri lets take over the universe together. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kodster]

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Okay, thats it. Ive just about had enough of this. Youre killing off the fun here. Its not fun anymore with you coming in here and god-moding and being ignorant all the time. Time to list out a number of points:

1) Im not American. Im Canadian. You should remember that one, Tim-O.

2) Directly insulting me in two posts? Are you trying to be even more unpopular than you are currently?

3) I doubt Ceri would want to take up with someone as ignorant as you. And thats not an insult, Timmeh. :P

Now get it into your head. Im done with trying to ignore your remarks. Nobody finds you funny, or smart, or witty, or anything that you think makes you cool. Its been said before millions and millions of times: SHAPE. UP. OR. SHIP. OUT.

[psychostorm]

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Political strategy update - Possible coalitions.
The PARTI (Politics Are Really Too Insignificant) party

A 25,000p prize for the first million to vote for the PARTI party.
All current political leaders will automatically kill themselves and their replacements will be, well, you decide (except me)
There will be world peace - except for when I want to throw a rave.
Anytime anyone wants to debate about something, they must party for about 15 minutes. Waste of drone resources
Spongebob Squarepants and fans of him will be eaten by rabid grizzly bears from the Northwest Territories, because I hate him.
Vapourbots will be made real, and serve only you.
Anybody who votes for us will get security guards. They can be Cybermen, kick-ass warrior chicks, or Balrogs (if you are one of the first 10,000 to vote, you can also choose from dragons, demi-gods, and anti-matter). If you dont want a security guard then that can be arranged. Waste of drone resources
Robot Wars will be scheduled 24/7 on a seperate channel dedicated solely to the show, and everybody who votes for us will get free access to all the past episodes. Not only that, but you can bring your vapourbots to compete.
Anybody cruel to animals, innocent people, or you, will be imploded instantlyIncompatible with primary objective
Anybody carrying a weapon of any kind will not be imploded yet, but will be questioned, and if they try to attack, which will completely fail, then they get imploded. Incompatible with primary objective
All people who join us will get free teleportation powers, and can travel anywhere they want.
A lifetime supply of your favourite food, snack, or fetish.
You must party three times a day, after breakfast, after luncheon, and after dinner, otherwise you will be imploded.Waste of drone resources
October 12 will be hereby named Parti Day.

66% Compatible
34% Incompatible

Coalition Status
Negotiable.

[kodster]

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Good idea. Lets see...

ff6000>Analysis commencing...

. Cybernetics available on the NHS.
. Network access 24/7
. Intense Education Curriculum - ff6000>Incompatible with many objectives
. Abolish Taxes.
. Revitalise the Mining Industries
. Immediate Destruction of all 1950’s Police call boxes
. Outlawing and Destruction of the Spacecrafts named Enterprise or Voyager -ff6000>Debatable
. Compulsory upgrading of the species - ff6000>Incomplete information
. Deletion of criminal minds from the collective

66% Compatible
22% Incompatible
12% Undecided

ff6000>Status: Negotiable.

[psychostorm]

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A proposition from the collective:

For the mining rights to the moon and the Earths entire prisoner population to upgrade and assimilate, we offer an idyllic society were no one need do any work at all - with PARTI in control of world.

The drones are to declared as sub-human by Earth constitution and the collective will be in charge the new Ministry of Change.

Take heed of our offer, together we could upgrade the universe!

[alex_holt]

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Well, now time for some more specifics of policy:

* All reality will be ruled from my flying castle - far better than the White House of Hosues of Parliment
* There will be no pollution - it will be drained from the air, water and ground and fed into criminals
* Nothing will ever go wrong - if it does I will use my infinate power to eliminate anything that indicated it ever did, including small portions of everyones brains.
* Our integalactic empire will provide the ability for all species in the universe to slowly inbreed over millions of years until there is just one very cool race which saves me work.
* Monkey butlers for all - robotic Butlers can be earnt.
* Cars will be replaced by dinosaurs that can run three times as fast as existing cars, and knows how not to crash
*All of the beasts of the ground and the birds of the air and the fish of the seas and the creatures that crawl and hop and swim will be my spies. They will report to a huge castle the size of a mountain made of black crystal that will be my official state office. All actual work will be done by a computer that uses all the unused brain power of the universe as a processor
*Instead of wasting precious fossil fuels - electricity will be genereated by compressing billions of pikachus until they release all electricity.
*Babel fish free on the NHS - which at no extra charge will be extended to all - including conquered planets.
* I will stop all fighting instantly - and the minds of violent religeous fanatics will quake in fear when they realise that the mission they had supposedly got from their Gods can be stopped at the wave of my hand - any deities which object to this are more than welcome to take it up with me personally.
* Updated Rule!No currency at all - all that you need will be given freely - that which you want can be earnt through deeds that meet my approval.
* Chavs will not only not exist - but the subculture will not have ever existed - people who are currently chavs will have always been whatever proffessions are most needed at the time.

That is currently all.

(Message edited by alex_holt on June 07, 2007)

[pcbore]

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Just one more policy from the Boring party:

It has come to our notice that Earth is under threat from an alien race known as the Collective. After studying this threat, we have determined that their reality is filled with spin off series, film versions and most importantly time travel. This allows the Boring Party to effectively combat this threat by simply dropping it into a plot hole.

Save the Earth. Vote Boring.

[kodster]

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PARTI to the Collective Party: Proposition accepted.

*presses the big shiny button that erases all plotholes from existance*

[pcbore]

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Sorry Kody, but Godmoding creates larger plot holes than before. Your plothole deletion device just fell into one.

[kodster]

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...which detonated it.

[psychostorm]

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quote:

Sorry Kody, but Godmoding creates larger plot holes than before. Your plothole deletion device just fell into one. - Frank Goacher

Plot hole to energy conversion - Stable
Current Output - 300% normal.
Future note: wait till 500% normal then start targetting opposition party offices.

Memo to PARTI: Welcome aboard.

[kodster]

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Memo to Collective party: Thank you. First objective?

[majinb]

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prepare for

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THE MARTI PARTY!

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