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[alex_holt]

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One of the wonderful side effects of havign all knowledge and energy in the universe pass through me before it coems to fruition is that it permits me to reflexivly Godmod reality back at my attackers while I am uneffected while they never existed. Really handy that one.

I also have a conveniant EMP device in my watch for more casual use against robots.

[dogbot4000]

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But youre forgetting Im the minotaur of life and death.

[tacoman]

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Random side note to Matty (Whose post I would quote, but I cant find the button) Im twelve. Just thought Id say.

Anyway.. Project MINDSLAVE progress: 54%. Flee while you still can, fools.

Also, OFOP is installing a EMP Device in the Mars Superweapon, (Which, incidently, will be renamed Ares when we are in power. Greek Gods are so much cooler) with the intent to disable the entirety of the Collective Party.

Oh, and Tim, how fond are you of your organs? Just wondering.

[kodster]

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Vote for the Collective party and the PARTI party, and Dan will never be able to install his device. :P

[matty_haka]

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and what are you trying to prove by saying youre 12 Dan? Are you trying to say that youre somehow more mature, more balanced and less provocative?

Then why are you making threats against someones organs having just tried to seek attention from me, in light of how I feel about this situation?

Seems liek someone needs a bit of a reality check.

[tacoman]

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Hah, Its almost completely installed already. Id like to see you disable before tomorrow afternoon at four.

Also; Project MINDSLAVE progress: 55%

[psychostorm]

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PARTI - We believe in equality. You do not obey orders.
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You control 5 century guards of cyber drones. Use them as you see fit.

Tactical Cube 984731: Target the 4th planet of the Sol system. Prepare for its disintergration.

Hail message all Comms bands:

This is the Collective Party, our numbers are vast and scattered across time and space. No single weapon can be built to defeat. We will adapt. Resistance is useless and futile. Message end.

[tacoman]

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Hmm... This could be bad... Oh well, Ares Supercannon, target White House!

Fire in Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Fire!

Ok, do what you like, Ive had my fun, and destroyed the majority of the North West of America (I think, anyway. Cant remember my American Geography.) Besides, were making good progress hollowing Hermes.

[alex_holt]

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Through all time and space eh?

After a short nap Ill erase all your memebers from existence and replace them with people as much against your plans as the old ones were previously for.

[knightrous]

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Vote #1, Me....

[pcbore]

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Kody, you idiot! You should know what happens to people who ally themselves with invading aliens in sci-fi stories.

Glad to see the Collective party have fallen into my trap though. Word to the not-so-wise, the only person who truly knows how plot holes work is me, and you cant assimilate me to gain my knowledge because Im protected by a cheap plot device.

[alex_holt]

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Even I cannot truely comprehend how insiduous Franks plot twists are - you do realise that through some complicated time travel saga he probably caused those robots to start existing in the first place?

Its one of the reasons I started anti-heroics over villainy - heroes get to find ways around plot devices - and anti-heroes get to do it with violence. Villains however are always defeated by twists.

Oh and I hope you dont mind, but I butchered one of your legions of your robots as I needed a spare component for my computer - and its more fun than just calling it into being out the ether.

[kodster]

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*the plot device is swallowed up by a plothole*

Frank, Id rather die in a huge sci-fi battle, than being a drone. :wink:

[pcbore]

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Alex, my trap is much simpler than that. Besides, time travel almost inevitably leads to the opening of plot holes and Id rather not have one open on my doorstep.

Kody, your statement regarding my cheap plot device falling into a plot hole just shows you do not truly understand how plot holes open.

[kodster]

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Exactly. Im trying to wind everything up.