Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

[swiss_tony]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Bruce uses his godlike powers to destroy everything, except Austin Powers, whom he protects with a magical barrier that nothing can destroy.

[alex_holt]

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So anyone going to help me with those entries? Only Dingodile is removed from it so far...

If I dont get any other help in the next 24 hours then te reslts will be as follows:

Cobain =Kurt Cobain
Novoselic = ? Ill look on google and have the first result
Ichigo = ditto
Mugen = ditto
Knight = sword and shield type
Rose = flower


If you want it any different, make sure to say.

[kodster]

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Mugen is a 2D fighting game where you can download almost any character and any background

Other than that Im stumped

[swiss_tony]

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AJ means Kirst Novoselic, so natuarally Cobain is Kurt Cobain.

And by Knight and Rose, Aaron means himself and Glen.

Mugen is a character from Samurai Champloo, I belive. Ive only seen one episode so I cant say much else...

Ichigo..shrug.

[kodster]

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Ichigo can be found on my ATTTWI thread.

[kodster]

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Erm...I hope you havent given up on this even if Ive started something similar...:sad:

[alex_holt]

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No no, just have been a bit busy, fights will resume next week (my girlfriend is coming round tomorrow for 4 days, so wont have time to do any writing, and Ive got lots of stuff to do tonight)

[kodster]

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So which week were you referring to Alex?

[kodster]

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Any day now Mr. Holt. :sad:

[alex_holt]

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And just when you thought I€™d forgotten€¦ (well not really just€¦ that was likely a few months ago€¦)

Cobain and Novoselic (AJ)
Vs.
Golf Caddy & a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (MAJ)

An unfortunate mix up in booking stars meant that instead of a Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle, we are instead venerated by the presence of an Old-age Mutant Ninja turtle. The Caddy is carrying his golf clubs from the club that the turtle had been playing on before he was summoned. Frustrated by the wait as the elderly turtle hobbles onto the pitch, the Nirvana members begin to play. However, the Old turtle clearly doesn€™t appreciate this new fangled music and begins to complain to every single place that this so called €˜rock€™. He does this to such an extent that no one is willing to play music anywhere because the turtle is so persistent. Within hours the whole music industry collapses and all former musicians are left jobless and unemployable.
The two former rock-stars wander home with nothing to do, until, unexpectedly, a golf club spins through the air and hit such bizarre and precise pressure points on their bodies that it actually causes them to cease existing. Everyone knows the old ninjas are the deadliest.

Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle and his Golf Caddy advance to the Next round!

Bruce (Almighty) and Austin Powers (ANT)
Vs.
Sasha (White Tiger) and Sandy Cheeks (CMA)

With triumphant applause, Bruce and Austin enter the arena - Austin dancing in an attempt to attract any female members of the audience. Unfortunately for him, all the women are perfectly capable of working out that he€™s not that great - outside his films Powers lacks his usual potency. Bruce similarly waves to the audience - raising his hands in the air lighting strikes his fists and charges them with thousands of volts of electricity. Not necessarily that useful, but looks darn impressive. Their opponents stand at the opposite end of the arena, looking slightly bewildered.
Austin whips his gun flamboyantly from his holster, and Bruce discharges the electricity toward them in an unstoppable torrent of power. The bullets all miss without Sandy moving. The electricity just stops a few inches short of Sasha€™s face. They both grin.
Both film characters turn to run away, but before anything happens the two animals are after them - knowing full well, that the animals never die in films. In addition to that - their own plot shields are now gone - if they had been pacifist they would have been invulnerable, but the second they attacked innocent animals, that made them the villains€¦. And villains can defiantly die.
A few moments later gore splatters the arena side - mixed in with small pieces of frilly costume.

Sasha and Sandy Cheeks advance to Round 2

Ichigo & Mugen (AAR)
Vs.
Knight and Rose (AJ)

Something is certainly amiss here - Aaron€™s entrants stride onto the field to be confronted by€¦ Aaron€¦and an accomplice. What madness is this? Three are armed with swords and all hands immediately dive to their hilts. Glen looks bewildered and retrieves a pencil from his pocket, the only thing that he seems to have that€™s even close to a weapon. Its unsure where Aaron got his swords from€¦ The situation is tense, no one knows what to do, as this clearly makes no sense whatsoever.
However, the Universe works in mysterious ways, and it cannot permit this misbalance to continue€¦ with a sudden unexpected blast of light, Professor Vengeance cameos in the fight. He reveals that Aaron isn€™t Aaron at all but in fact he had somehow manipulated a series of events involving clones, alternate realities, brain transferrals, being raised in the past, having robotic doubles and one incident of him being bit by a cosmic powered budgie to reveal that the not-Aaron, Ichigo and Mugen are all aspects of one being that must be restored. He does it quickly to avoid prolonging this critically panned fight (€˜poor suspension of disbelief€™ said the Times) it results in Aaron appearing with a gas turbine powered sword arm and an impractical number of swords, which he still seems to use very efficiently. Glen shrugs and follows Aaron off the arena and into the next round.

Samurai-Aaron-type thing and Glen Rose advance

Homer Simpson and Dingodile (CMA)
Vs.
Dragonzord and Megazord. (CER)

For giant robots, these Zords are surprisingly nimble - they do cool martial arts style impressive moves for a short while to demonstrate this. Demonstration of of moves is important as it shows they are COOL. They also accidentally destroy some buildings. This is also COOL. Children are in awe of them. This makes them more power - they are powered by children€™s impression of their own coolness, thus, as it currently stands they are practically unstoppable. They stamp on Dingodile. Pasting him. This is most defiantly cool. However, as DragonZord stamps on Homer he feels the metal in his foot giving way - coolness is reflected in brand recognition, and Homer is practically omnipotent in this regard. A Zord is incapable of killing something with greater brand recognition than them as it cancels out their coolness. Fortunately Homer finds the snackbar in the Zord and remains there, trapped, and eternally eating. However, all Zords live in fear of the day that all snacks are gone, and Homer emerges to destroy them all. The snacks haven€™t been stocked up for a little while€¦.

DragonZord and Megazord Advance to Round 2

Thus concludes Round One! Draws up when I do them!

[kodster]

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LOL!!! Very funny stuff Mr. Holt! The Cobain/Novoselic vs. Turtle/Caddy fight had me ROFLing.

[alex_holt]

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Just as the announcer bellows the names of those in the second round, the resident perdantic jerk in the WI team points out that this is now infact, a 9 way battle, which is a stupid system becuase it will result in a horrendously complex system of three way fights. So, in a sudden descision, every team will enter the ring simultaniously, and all but one team with leave!

Dragonzord/Megazord
Samurai-Aaron-type thing and Glen Rose
Sasha and Sandy Cheeks
Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle and his Golf Caddy
Robotnik and Vengeance
Boba Fett and Gordon Freeman
Asterix and Obelix
Mario and Luigi
Rudolf and the 10th Planet Advance

The arena trembles with almighty impact, as the 10th Planet impacts into earth, it itself unharmed, sending shockwaves so devastating that it forces the entire fight to be written in list form....
The Dragonzord attempts to stamp upon Vengeance, whose cane flicks into the air sending a vast Chaos Emerald fueled beam of power into its chest, throwing it thousands of miles skyward, until it falls back to earth at meteoric speeds, literally pasting Luigi over a square mile as it lands on him.
Aaron does a samurai roll and eviscerates Rudolf, however, the energy he stores in his nose, which has the power of a thousand suns detonates incinerating both rudolf himself, and Aaron, Gordon Freeman and Asterix.
Boba Fett rockets into the air and hails down blasts of energy from his guns onto the Old Age Mutant Ninja turtle, who deflects them with a particularly shiny golf club, and sends them into Robotniks back, where they sizzle and annoy him. Glen Rose hides in a corner. Sandy Cheeks dives in a squirrely rage into Obelix and they roll round of the floor in a ferocious melee.... at least thats what we are telling everyone it is for sake of decency. Sasha the White tiger attempts to maul Boba Fett but he is too high off the ground to have much done to him - at this point, despairing at his own innability to write plausible combat with this many party, the writer then writes an extra power onto Sasha the white tiger to end it quickly - the now empowered Sasha flies into the air and swipes Boba Fett out of his armour with a particularly precise and improbable motion.

Boba Fett and Gordon Freeman are eliminated!

Round: 2.1

Dragonzord/Megazord vs. Samurai-Aaron-type thing and Glen Rose
Sasha and Sandy Cheeks vs.Rudolf and the 10th Planet Advance
Robotnik and Vengeance vs.Asterix and Obelix
Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle and his Golf Caddy vs. Mario and Luigi

[kodster]

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Dr. Ivo Robotnik and Professor Vengeance vs. Asterix and Obelix

Ack! I run into those two AGAIN?! Well, its high time they went down. Muahahaha!

Obelix - He isnt affected by Buttniks roboticizor rays, or any other beam, thanks to the permanent effect falling into the super potion had on him. He can also pretty much beat the snot out of any SWATbot or other henchman that he sends out. I think the best thing to do will be to knock him out with a nice pound to the back of the head with the menhir.

Asterix - Hell take on Professor Vengeance, although I dont know how. Call in the British wildlife again and attack while hes distracted. Either that or lure the Roman forces here to take care of him. :wink: If Robotnik tries a cheap shot, too, nothing will happen, as hes got the same invulnerabilities as Obelix.

[kodster]

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Well now that ATTTWI is drawing to a close, I think wed ALL love to see Alex Holts creative mind back in action...

...right?

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Ah, isn€™t time displacement a funny thing€¦. Not only does it only seem like days since I last posted, but I€™ve conveniently forgotten everything that came before, leaving only names€¦. The slates are€¦. Well slightly ruby, but at least not caked in the blood of the damned as previously€¦. So we continue

Dragonzord/Megazord vs. Samurai-Aaron-type thing and Glen Rose

The two Zords are somewhat despondent about this for two reasons. Firstly they recently watched a documentary among Zord communities which showed the pervasive stereotype that Zords are only really seen in the public eye as mindless brawlers. Secondly the time warp has had the effect of rusting them somewhat, which makes them move somewhat like arthritic old people€¦except colossal and made of metal. Not ideal. With this is mind, they sit back on a gargantuan bench and complain to each other about how things back were in their day. Aaron rushes in with a whirring set of slashes, which although with an awesomely deadly katana fails to make a mark, essentially only have an effect comparable to pelting a heavy tank with a sharpened plum. The Zords tut more, back in their day, there wasn€™t this kind of violence. They blame computer games, and television, and films, and an increase in the olive industry, and immigrants, and a move away from centralised religion. Aaron has begun scaling the Dragonzord, ironically enough, inspired by videogames, having played Shadow of the Colossus just a bit too much. The other Zord notices, and now empowered with a Zord sized daily mail, swats him lifeless with a single colossal thwack. Glen watches it all on television over a cup of tea and a slice of sponge cake.

DragonZord/Megazord Advance!

Sasha and Sandy Cheeks vs.Rudolf and the 10th Planet

A little known fact about Christmas related almost-deities is that their powers wax and wane dependant on how far away Christmas is€¦. As we are entering into December now Rudolf is almost at his peak€¦ The tiger and the squirrel are hesitant, their mere scale compared to the planet is miniscule, so they begin collecting a series of nuclear devices. The planet, unable to think, not having any kind of anatomy which would provide such luxuries, remains oblivious. However, all is not lost for the hapless planetoid. Rudolf teleports in, his blazing celestial powers churning through him like the heart of a sun, except cold, wintery and Christmas theme. Fortunately, as a white tiger Sasha has a +10 resistance to Christmas themed attacks as she is very vaguely festive herself. The beams impact harmlessly just vaguely irritating the carnivore. Rudolf charges his beam to maximum, but its ricochets of Sashas pristine white snowy fur into the 10th planet, which plummets down, impacting directly onto Sandy Cheeks. Somehow as a cartoon character Sandy is unharmed, and tenuous cracks form throughout the planet before it shatters.
That seriously sounds like an advantage for Sasha and Sandy, but you neglect the billions of tons of magma that fall out the centre of the planet, incinerating both Sasha and Sandy and encasing their minimal remains under a billion tons of cooling igneous rock.

Rudolf and the 10th Planet Advance!

Robotnik and Vengeance vs. Asterix and Obelix

A battle of Gaul and Guile to be sure. With this both sides begin stealing apple gals from the surrounding woodland and pelting each other with them. For super villains and heroes they are slightly weirdly inclined to follow typos on a schedule€¦ Its kind of like a snowball fight, except with mossy clumps of insect larvae cases€¦ Most peculiar. Suddenly, the guile section kicks in, and Vengeance sneaks around the back and drops a few of the wasp gals into the brewing potion while no one is looking. The fight continues for a while. Obelix somehow manages to find a gigantic 30ft wide gall and throws it at the two villains. Somehow, reality diverges and then reconverges for an instant, so it both hatches into a single gigantic wasp, and also billions of normal wasps. Robotnik enters into one of his robot and grapples the huge one with his drill hands while Vengeance whirrs through the air slashing arcs in the swarm. Then suddenly something dreadful happens€¦ even as the battle goes on things start to change - distort if you will, the battle between the wasps and villains is so specific that the whole world seems to be gradually turning into generic manga! Colours flatten and subtleties disappear, a agonising selling occurs in everyone€™s eyes€¦.their very bone structure begins to distort€¦For Asterix and Obelix, their malleable already cartoony form makes the transition painless and they both grab some extra potion, even though Obelix is forbidden it, knowing now is when they must strike. However, here Vengeances plot kicks in, and they find themselves sprouting insect wings and wanting to create insecticide nests and lay eggs€¦ Their skin toughens and becomes like an exoskeleton€¦ Vengeance smirks, and from his utility filled Vengeance-belt, grabs and insecticide grenade and hurls it into the midst of his rivals€¦ Indescribably improbable explosions of half mutated organs later, two figures remain standing.

Professor Vengeance and Dr Robotnik advance!

Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle and his Golf Caddy vs. Mario and Luigi

Known only to a select few, the Golf Caddy did not reach his current status by just being a loafer. The rite to becoming a true Caddy is long and hard, and perilous, thousand die for every one that qualifies. Then, once you have the training, you must defeat an old Caddy to steal his title, for if you have to many caddies, then you have too few golfers and the world would descend into madness! The previous Caddy won his title by defeating the previous Caddy to bear his name in a seven week long continuous duel atop Mount Kilamanjaro during a thunderstorm. He has had metal plates in his skull since that day, he almost got beaten to death before by chance he managed to impale his rival on a five iron and send him toppling to oblivion. Unfortunately lost in thought, Luigi lodges an axe in his skull, and he topples to the floor. The caddy force passes on and enters Luigi, and then he comes to realisation, that A caddy and golfer are closer than brothers themselves, so without arousing any suspicion he then lodges in Mario€™s ribs€¦ A few coughs late €˜Luuiiigi! We were brothers!€™ Luigi shakes his moustachioed head.
€˜Mario, you do not understand: the faces may change, but the caddy is eternal!€™
Mario then fades out of existence, pixels drifting apart on the winds€¦The turtle wakes from his nap and looks confused.

Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle and his Golf Caddy Luigi Advance!

Now there were four. Join me in around contemplates 30-40 years for the dramatic conlusion!

Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle and his Golf Caddy Luigi Advance vs. DragonZord/Megazord

Professor Vengeance and Dr Robotnik vs. Rudolf and the 10th Planet