Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

[siphai]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Pee-Wee Herman will laugh... until Freeman gives him a crowbar to the jaw. One shot later, and Pee-Wee aint laughing no more.

Meanwhile, Fett will just easily snipe Psycho Clown from a distance for an instant win.

For Mario and Luigi, they will jump, and they will JUMP LIKE NO ONE HAS EVERY JUMPED BEFORE. Micheal Jordon will envy their jumping. Anyway, Mario will derail Thomas, and Luigi will fireball The Mad Hatters hat off. The Hat is the source of TMHs power. Without it, he is nothing.

[steven_mcg]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

1) Mario & Luigi VS THE MAD HATTER & THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

Alex couldnt be more wrong. The Mad Hatters hat is exactly what it is - a hat. Not the source of his power. For this match, Thomas will distract the Marios with his usual AntiChrist antics, while Hatt will slip one of his mind-control labels onto each brothers head. He will then command Mario and Luigi to finish each other off and the labels will force them to do just that.
Failing that, Thomas can just blast them both to the great Mushroom Kingdom in the sky. :wink:

2) Milk & Cookies VS DR ROBOTNIK & PROFESSOR VENGEANCE

We evil geniuses arent daft enough to eat a snack thats trying to kill us. Ill stamp the cookies into crumbs (maybe with help from the cane in Sledgehammer Mode), while Doc Botnik can try absorbing the milk into his mustache. Nothing goes in that ginger facefuzz and lives to tell the tale.

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Now, the day which you thought (and hoped) was never coming, the third series of the dreaded Wars Incarnate commences. This series is title €˜Tag Team Tantrum€™ but that label is somewhat misleading: there is no tagging here: these fights are all out brawls. Enjoy (or flee for the hills).


Mr Game and watch and Kirby (CER)
Vs.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the 10th Planet (MAJ)

The Nintendo stalwarts, are on the offensive, Kirby, has mallet out and swings it towards Rudolf with astounding force but the magical creature easily evades the pudgy little pink fluff ball, as he is capable of faster than light travel with incredible precision. All the denizens of this particular combat are loathe to obey the laws of physics: game and watch proves this by refusing to exist in more than 2 dimensions... a rather bizarre decision because it means that if Rudolf stands parallel to this he can gouge the poor silhouetteta of a man and proceed to scaramouche him.
Kirby however, decides to tackle the tenth planet, not literally of course, but instead, the tiny pink fluff ball proceeds to try to suck the planet in. However, here science interjects the plot to create an entirely unscientific outcome, because, there isn€™t currently a tenth, planet, however, some believe that there, but have differing views on what that tenth planet could be€¦. Some say it could be Xena, some say Pluto, and some say Sedna, or another dwarf-planet€¦ some hypothesize that it is in fact a far larger object altogether. However, our resident science people, who control the fights know that this is unknown. They therefore decide to resolve this, by placing the value €˜x€™ in this point, knowing that this then covers any possible range of values that could be the volume of the tenth planet.
What they forget to realize is that this simultaneously could give the planet both an infinite mass, but also a null mass. This uncertainty means that Kirby is also theoretically trying to inhale the entire mass of the Universe, as that is everything. Blatantly a 3 inch high pink ball of fluff cannot do this€¦ a tiny pop signifies Kirby exploding as he tries to inhale the infinite mass of the planet and Kirby pops (in the most literal sense) out of existence.
Mr Game and Watch can only try and dodge in his inferior two dimensions the gouging horns of Rudolf, who it is quite possible gained his red nose from tow many blood baths, a theory previously unexplored. Though it would be doubtful the other reindeer would have made fun of him if this was the case. While musing this the two dimensional blood of Game and Watch drains away from the poor sprite figure leaving him a lifeless mass of pixels.

Kirby has found the tenth planet too hard to swallow, and there is just no place in a 3D world for a 2D man.

Rudolf and the 10th Planet Advance to the Next Round

[psychostorm]

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Nice theory... only the wrong way round!

If what Kirby is swallowing has infinite mass hes cant explode as there is infinite gravity between the infinite mass and his stomach as a result.

Its infinite volume that would blow him up, as hes have to strech himself to around it.

The infinite volume of the universe being dragged by the infinite gravity prehaps?

[tacoman]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Damn, the one thing Im actually interested in entering, and I miss sign-ups.

Well, If you ever do another one, Ill hopefully enter.

[kodster]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

quote:

Nice theory... only the wrong way round!

If what Kirby is swallowing has infinite mass hes cant explode as there is infinite gravity between the infinite mass and his stomach as a result.

Its infinite volume that would blow him up, as hes have to strech himself to around it.

The infinite volume of the universe being dragged by the infinite gravity prehaps?

That would take an infinite amount of time :wink:

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Either way,if he tried swallowing an infinate mass hed die, lol. Sorry for the lack of updates, freshers week so Ive been a bit distracted (and I dont drink, so not for that reaosn, lol)

[knightrous]

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You sure that isnt suppose to be an infinite volume? You could have infinite mass in the size of a pin head, and it could be swallowed, but if it had infinite volume, it would be as light as air and still be too big for Kirby to inhail...

Has anyone thought that Kirby might have a Wormhole in his stomach and thats where all the things go missing? OMFG! Kirby is the Bermuda Triangle

[kodster]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

1) Good point

2) LOL

[kodster]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

Les continue dis tournament, eh Alex? Eh? Eh?

[kodster]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

BUMPd

[alex_holt]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Well, I€™m going to get through these€¦..some day, but the road continues today, so let me proceed. Ive taken them out of order because Im not familiar with too many people to just have a doss lot otherwise youd get lame fights, so at the end is a list, with which I wish you to take a point me at some info at them:


Mario and Luigi
Vs.
Thomas the Tank Engine & The Mad Hatter

The Plumbers are ready, their rather silly and impractical costumes glowing warm in the mid-day sun as the face off again the former anti-Christ and his Hat obsessed companion. Each reaches behind them, and grasps a plunger before charging at their foes€¦.. Suddenly,even as they run towards there is an unexpected retcon of Wars Incarnate canon, and the Thomas that lost its powers was in fact a cyborg clone from the future and he hadn€™t really lost his powers at all! This is the real Thomas and he launches a huge blast of Hellfire towards the perky plumbers€¦.However they dodge it with astounding ease considering Mario€™s rather podgy physique and spin round. The Hatter tries to use his nanotechnology to enhance the powers of Thomas further, however, Luigi sets his hat on fire with a green fireball, and the Hatter runs screaming from the contest, his technology powers useless if you can€™t remain still enough to apply them because you are running in circles screaming in agony€¦.
Thomas catches Luigi in a blast of Hellfire, and hurtles towards him with deadly speed, however Mario uses the opportunity to leap upon Thomas, and use his plunger and other plumbing equipment to undo the bolts on Thomas€™s boiler€¦and in a rather unspectacular end to the anti-christ he begins to leak water as he slows down to nothing€¦. With nothing

Mario and Luigi continue onwards!


Asterix and Obelix (KDY)
Vs.
Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom) (AAR)

Upon the high crag the two Gauls spy their opponents, and turning to one another prepare for battle, Asterix quaffs his potion is a single slurp and the two leap down onto the battlefield as their two deadly opponents stride across the plain towards them at this fateful hour.
But even as their melodramatic costumes get lashed with the equally melodramatic rain, both roar out technical advise, pointing out theoretical flaws in the workings of the potion. €œWhere does the extra muscle mass come from?€ €œHow is the skin impervious to damage€ €œThe power to weight ratio would mean that they would destroy themselves€ and suddenly the French duo find themselves strengthless against this fault picking onslaught of technical accuracy.
At this point both the Australians attack, attacking with an army of barbecued shrimp that have been cybernetically enhanced with hundreds of miscellaneous devices including a gas turbine each powering a huge spinning shell around them. Asterix and Obelix run, knowing that they don€™t know enough to disprove the slightly dubious physics of this like their opponents had to them€¦ However€¦.even as the shrimps close in on them, Asterix shouts a fateful shout, for his is the voice of Bill Oddie, and thus all beasts that live upon the land, and Birds that fly in the air are his to command.
Suddenly hundreds of badgers and woodpeckers and otters and bluetits and other miscellaneous vaguely interesting examples of British wildlife pile themselves mercilessly upon the two Australians, who can barely utter a €˜struth!€™ before they are town to shreds by the badgers and pecked a bit by the blue tits.

A Last Minute Comeback sends Asterix and Obelix into the next round.

Gordon Freeman and Boba Fett (ALX)
Vs.
Pee-wee Herman and Sweet Tooth the Psycho Clown (ANT)

In one side an armour clad man holds a crowbar, and an even more armour clad man has a rocket pack set upon his back, and twin blasters at his side. Across from them is€¦.. an unassuming man with a cheery demeanor in a suit, and a raging clown with a flaming head. With a single shot Boba Fett explodes stomach in a rather graphic way that shouldn€™t really be appropriate for a childrens character€¦.
Unfortunately, this was all a dream so it never happened€¦.and Boba shoots again, but that was also a dream€¦. And that one€¦ This process continues until Gordan Freeman snaps and crowbars everyone mercilessly into a thin pulp until everyone claims its real life just to avoid another pulping€¦

Boba Fett and Gordon Freeman advance to the next round.


Dr Ivo Robotnik & Professor Vengeance (STV)
Vs.
Cookies and Milk (KDY)

On one side€¦. The most concentrated pairing of evil in the known Universe, sitting there brooding in their still silence, the shadows wrapping around them in such complex ways that merely glancing at them sends shudders down the spines of the darkest of hearts.
Its no surprise then, that in the opposite corner, Dr Robotnik and Professor Vengeance are concerned about their chances in this deadly clash of titans. To test their defenses the Professor charges a few bolts of power and lances them at his foe, blazing in an incandescent scarlet bolt of power that illuminates the room for a brief second. The laser refracts through the glass and hits the cookie, warming it slightly so the chocolate inside is a bit tastier. Neither are harmed. Robotnik sends a squadron of machines forward€¦. They rain down blows but always stop an inch above the cookies. Robotnik realises why - it would contravene Asimovs fourth law of robotics (the one people always forget) A robot shall not play with food belonging to it or other people, or, by inaction, allow food to be played with..
Realising the mistake they attempt to approach them and smite them personally, but suddenly they pause, and the universe roates around them in a horrifying gyrometic effect leaving the cookies and milks suspended in the air a few meters above their heads€¦..
The milk glass tips, and for random magical related reasons an endless blast of milk blasts towards the criminal duo€¦. Vengeance braces himself and blasts his cane direcly onto the incoming column of milk€¦and it evaporates it€¦curdling it as the two beams hit, causing fragments of cheese to drop to the floor beneath where the two beams sit, neither unable to overpower the other. The cookie is beginning to spin faster and faster, and robotnik dives€¦knowing this is his last chance€¦he barges the cookie through the beam of milk with all his force€¦.
The cookie becomes soggy with milk and slams against the wall and crumbles in a soggy mess. The beam of milk additionally was weakened for a fraction of a second, and the laser pushes the milk inside the glass, and within seconds the glass is clogged with cheese€¦.but the endless milk continues to pour€¦..and the milk glass explodes in a shower of bland cheese€¦.

In the most cheesy victory yet€¦Robotnik and Vengeance proceed.


Cobain and Novoselic (AJ)
Vs.
Golf Caddy & a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (MAJ)

Bruce (Almighty) and Austin Powers (ANT)
Vs.
Sasha (White Tiger) and Sandy Cheeks (CMA)

Ichigo & Mugen (AAR)
Vs.
Knight and Rose (AJ)

Homer Simpson and Dingodile (CMA)
Vs.
Dragonzord and Megazord. (CER)


The BAD OBSCURE LIST
Give me a link or a description of look and abilities or theyll get half arsed jobs. Simple.

Dingodile
Cobain (Kurt?)
Novoselic
Ichigo
Mugen
Knight
Rose

[dinowarrior]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Im not completely sure what this forums policy on linking to other websites is, especially if they dont involve Robot Wars, but try here...

http://crashmania.topcities.com/chdingodile.htmhttp://crashmania.topcities.com/chdingodile.htm

[kodster]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Oh. My. Dog. I beat Aaron...WOOHOO!!! That was hilarious! I loved it! Cheers guys!

And as for the cookies and milk losing...I knew I wouldnt be able to beat the Prof. anyway. Good brawl there Steve-O.

[steven_mcg]

Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

Indeed it was, Kody, old bean! Those plumbers will pay for shunting Thomas and Jervis off, too.