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**mrdaves** · 11 March 2006, 21:46

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Right, against mr scott. First off all, I will steal his bass guitar and hide it under a handy table and then exchange it in return for some quality tunes from him

Right to the fight, just do whatever they were designed to do, which i cant remember nor dont want to remember}

**matty_haka** · 12 March 2006, 14:28

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Ill fill in the new blood. Gimme a chance to design a new machine

**swiss_tony** · 12 March 2006, 15:11

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Okay then.
Ill go first, keep pushing MSSD [if it goes first] into one of the pits and PRAY thats the one it goes down, tag in FBSDS if things look bad.
Spinverter...I dont know WHAT im going to do. get under the rear and keep pushing it into one of the pits? Well at least I have a chance at that...Hopefully FBSDS can destroy it when I go down [Which is probobolay going to happen] but im not sure...

**pcbore** · 15 March 2006, 17:30

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Sorry, error

(Message edited by pcbore on March 15, 2006)

**dogbot4000** · 16 March 2006, 17:15

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Isnt that spam really.

**pcbore** · 16 March 2006, 17:22

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Tim, no it isnt. I tried deleting the post but it dindt work.

Boo! Mwahahaha! â‚¬Â¦What, youâ‚¬â„¢re not scared? Hmph. Welcome to the start of NSBFL X-2. Weâ‚¬â„¢ll be starting off with the tag team tournament, won last year by Megalodon Man-Eater and Battle Raptor 3.

In our first bout, we go to the Roulette arena, where two teams any Brit in their right mind would hate are about to meet.

In the red corner, we have Shovearound 2 and FBSDS, representing Anthony and Alex M & W from America (boo hiss). Theyâ‚¬â„¢re hoping to gain victories with a combination of pushing power, brick armour and destructive tendencies to hopefully make the perfect combination.

In the blue corner, we have the infamous SpinVerter 4 from Australia, who we donâ‚¬â„¢t like because they always beat us in cricket, and we have the famous Metal Sonic Spin Dash from Scotland, who never beat us in anything but we donâ‚¬â„¢t like them anyway for some reason. Like their opponents, they use a mish mash style of either damaging opponents, or pushing them and flipping them into orbit, or possibly Wrigglyâ‚¬â„¢s. Peppermint preferably, spearmint tastes like toothpaste.

3â‚¬Â¦
2â‚¬Â¦
1â‚¬Â¦..
ACTIVATE!!

And theyâ‚¬â„¢re off! Starting off are MSSD and Shoveraround, and itâ‚¬â„¢s the battle of the pushers. The two have a similar turn of speed, so they meet in the arena centre. With Steve being the more experienced driver, MSSD gets the first glimpse of an attack, but Shoveraround reverses quickly, then slams into MSSDâ‚¬â„¢s side! The forks donâ‚¬â„¢t slide under the skirt, but MSSD is still pushed sideways over a pit which fails to open.

MSSD gets away, spins around and pushes into Shovearoundâ‚¬â„¢s side now. MSSD is equally unlucky whereas skirt breaching is concerned, but this time it is Tonyâ‚¬â„¢s turn for his machine to be pushed around, and Shovearound finds itself neatly deposited in the PPZ, where no house robots are currently patrolling, so Shovearound is able to escape before any of the house robots get near.

With both robots having a total of one failed attack each, Tony decides to spice things up by tagging in FBSDS, which has had plenty of time since the bout started to spin up completely. MSSD moves towards the approaching FBSDS at first, but then backs off and tags in SpinVerter. SpinVerter takes off out of the tag square and carefully approaches FBSDS, catching the spinner on the edge of the scoop!

Both robots are spun away on impact, with SpinVerter going perilously close to a pit, and FBSDS going over one, but not falling down As Alexâ‚¬â„¢s luck is in. SpinVerter recovers first and makes a beeline for FBSDS, getting under and throwing the full body spinner up and away! FBSDS sails over the PPZ, hits the top of the wall and bounces out! Victory for Tom is short lived though, as the sensor in the pit registers SpinVerterâ‚¬â„¢s presence, activates the random release and sends SpinVerter down!

Shooting wry looks at each other from their pods, Steve and Tony move their now partner-less machines out of the corners and meet in the arena centre. Tony takes a chance and tries to get under the front of MSSD. Forks meet wedge, and wedge prevails as Shovearound is moved backwards! The saw of MSSD hits Shovearound in a shower of white sparks, btu nto doing much damage to the thick armour as Shovearound is pushed backwards into the PPZ!

Shovearound is attacked by Uncle Tomahawk, and takes several axe blows before The Militant also wades in and sends Shovearound spinning out of the PPZ with a blow of its flywheel! Shovearound isnâ‚¬â„¢t too damaged, but MSSD comes in again, managing to get under the skirt a little. The saw helps the rest of the way, flicking the skirt up in a shower of more white sparks, and Shovearound is pushed back into the PPZ, only to be knocked out again by The Militant!

Knowing he can use the saw to get under Shovearound, Steve isnâ‚¬â„¢t as cautious as he should be on the next attack, and it is Shovearound who wins the next exchange of manoeuvrings, not getting under MSSD, but still pushing it over a pit that doesnâ‚¬â„¢t open! MSSD slips away and attacks the skirt of Shovearound again, slipping under as the saw bats the skirt upwards. Steve carefully pushes MSSD under Shovearound before it can get away, making sure to align the saw with the wheels of shovearound as he pushes it into the PPZ once more!

This time Shovearound is pushed into the bucket scoop of Flipup, and overturned! The skirts flop down as Shovearound makes its escape, but itâ‚¬â„¢s noticeably hobbling as MSSD has taken a chunk out of its tyre! MSSD gets under the front of the upturned Shovearound and pushes it over a pit, which doesnâ‚¬â„¢t open. MSSD runs over the pit, turns around and pushes Shovearound back over the pit, and this time it does open, sending Shovearound down, ironically on top of SpinVerter. For a laugh Tom tries to flip Shovearound back out, but it doesnâ‚¬â„¢t quite work.

Yours winners, by OOTA and pitting, SpinVerter and Metal Sonic Spin Dash!

**swiss_tony** · 16 March 2006, 20:21

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Nuts. Completley owned. Oh well, Ive still got plenty of other events...
And why do so many people mistake Alex to be american?

**andrewj** · 17 March 2006, 16:36

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Because he is?

Nice opening, Frank, looking forward to my battles.

I shall now resume my laughing at Tim accusing someone of spamming.

Good day!

**dogbot4000** · 17 March 2006, 16:40

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No I just thought being a brilliant spammer that I am that I thought that was spam its just like typing down bogies.

**siphai** · 17 March 2006, 17:06

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Im Dutch, AJ, thank you very much.

**steven_mcg** · 17 March 2006, 17:21

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...well, Tims not making much sense, so Im just going to do the Victory Dance

Great to see you back in action again, Frank

**pcbore** · 17 March 2006, 19:48

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Terribly sorry about that Alex. And maybe its just because Ive been playing a game with a really bad translation, but Tims sorta making sense

**swiss_tony** · 17 March 2006, 20:49

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Frank playing Zero Wing? Never would have guessed that in a million years.

**pcbore** · 18 March 2006, 08:19

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Not as bad as Zero Wing. And by the way, anyone doing those lame All Your Base jokes will be kicked out of the tournament, hunted down and destroyed with extreme prejudice. No jury would convict me.

**andrewj** · 18 March 2006, 11:08

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All Your Woot Will Belong To Me...

I shall now resume wondering why Alex complimented me at calling him American. Oh, and also go and flick some more bogies at Tim.

Good day!

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