Robot Wars RPG - "The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005"

[matty_haka]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Plan:

If I take his side, Aaron tkaes his abck, and the rest of you distract him, we can put my original plan to use.

[knightrous]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Ill take the side, you take him from behind

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Well i guess that im the distraction again

I never got to use my line...ah well

[mrdaves]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Dave Sez: Im rapping in the morning, rapping in the evening and Im rapping, doing the rap, rap, rapping.

STEVE SEZ:

RUN AWAY! Andy cried and the group quickly split up as Super-Saiyan Ellis shot across the Trophy Room.

Distract him! Matty called as he fished out the InifiniTune, Ive got an idea! With a tired sigh, Chris raised his hand.

Here we go again, he groaned. If I dont survive, youre all getting such a haunting! THAT INCLUDES YOU, STEVE! he roared skyward as he transformed into Love Bite and began running rings around the glowing King of Thieves. Too busy trying to get a decent fireball launched towards the double-wedge, Ellis failed to notice Matty sneak up alongside him and set Hot In Here by Nelly onto the InfiniTune. Full-blast. With a howl of horror, the recently-converted Viking clapped his hands to his ears.

Told you itd work! Matty called triumphantly, but the wide grin on his face quickly faded as the King of Thieves produced a large warhammer from his belt and smashed the super CD player with a sickening crunch.

...say nothing, he growled, ducking to sweep up the broken music box as Ellis swooped over him.

You goddam Socialists are really asking for it now! the Saiyan thundered, nearly hammering Alex and Kody if a projected coffee canister hadnt thumped the side of his head. This wasnt stopping the Legendary King of Thieves, however, who began launching a barrage of fireballs towards the group. Thankfully, the group had managed to take cover behind the stunt double for K.I.T.T. in Knight Rider while Agent Mann simply cartwheeled out of each of the projectiles path to rejoin the others.

Ellis gave a cry of anger. Come out and fight, ya cowardly Constitution-loathin Commies!

He does know the Cold War finished 40 years ago, right? Aaron hissed.

It was as though a light had flickered on in Chris brain all of a sudden. Without a word, he snatched the Seance CellPhone off of Aaron and began flicking through the address book.

Trust me! he whispered to the angered Australian, AHA! Its here! The numbers here! As quickly as he could, he entered in the number and heard the dialtone. However...

Hey there, soldiers.

Ellis floated above the group, a wicked grin on his face and two fresh fireballs warming his fists, know that you have been bested by me - ELLIS, the Legendary King of Thieves!. But before he even raise his arms, a bright blue flash illuminated the room and out from the ringing phone came the spectre of a tall bald man with black goatee and a matching black suit.

Mr Ellis, Chris chuckled, Id like you to meet Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov. Better known to the world as Lenin. The yellow Ellis turned white with fear, while the founder of modern Socialism simply gazed around him, wondering what he was doing so far from the Afterlife.

C-C-C-C-COMMIE! the King of Thieves bellowed and began blasting fireballs in every direction he could. Shocked at such primitive behaviour, Lenin mumbled something insulting in Russian before diving back into the phone. With a little click, the line disconnected.

Come on! Chris called over the blasts, nows our chance to get out of here!. Agreeing 110%, the group joined him in rushing out the main door, leaving the psychotic Super-Saiyan to continue blasting all over the Trophy Room.

COMMIES! COMMIES EVERYWHERE! he thundered, grabbing every available weapon he could off the walls, YOU DAMNED REDS WONT TAKE ME DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! THOR, GIVE ME STRENGTH!

Youd think Vengeance could pick a saner ally than that, wouldnt you? Aaron pondered as the team sprinted through the trembling caves deactivated traps.

Can we save the insults for later? Agent Mann barked, This whole place could collape at any moment! Just as rocks began to rain down on them from the ceiling, the magnificant seven made it to the ladder and began scrambling back up and through the gallows trap door.

Come on! Elle called, the gang now running flat out through the courtyard, the castles started sinking! Just as the wondrous building began caving in on itself, the team huddled around the firemans pole.

Oh, man! What now?! Kody groaned, How do we climb that before were buried 60ft under?

Oooo AJ cooed, looking at a tiny red imprint on the wall, button. He pressed it with one finger and the enormous spring beneath them catapulted them back up past the stony shaft.

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Whassa?! Bertie spluttered. A loud rumbling had awoken him from his slumber and as he regained his senses, he noticed the island was rumbling viciously. Sensing something may be going on, he reverted to his aquatic form and sped over to the isle, just as seven figures were spat out of the small cave onto the sandy surface.

Lemee guess, the bus said with a roll of his eyes, successful mission?.

Oh, just zip it and drive! Alex cried with exasperation as the group shot inside their companion. With a roar of his engine, the Sodor transporter sprouted his wings and shot off into the air, just in time for the crew within to gaze down at the stoney entrance to the Legendary King of Thieves palace collapse.

Never seen a cave cave in before AJ sniggered.

And once again, another fruitless search, Alex grumbled, giving Andy a sharp whack on the back of the head with the handle of his lightsabre.

Not exactly, Kody grinned, Check it. I managed to swipe some dudes big hat.

Meanwhile, just as Bertie vanished into the sunset, a bruised blonde figure clambered out of the rocky wreckage of his former domain.

...oh no, he groaned, this place cost a bomb to build! Stupid corner-cuttin pinko workers, with their unions and their we want paid demonastrations!. Angrily, he whipped a simplistic mobile phone from his ripped garments.

Hey, Doc...umm...you know those guys after that thingy youve got? ...well, they might be getting kinda close to findin ya...

[steven_mcg]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

DECISION TIME!

Bravo! Youve outwitted Mr Ellis (not too hard, in all honesty :wink and destroyed his evil fortress of pickpocketry. But still, Wedge Devo remains nowhere to be found. Only two more suspects remain now, so choose carefully and find that flippah!

- Mentorn Inc.
- Ellis, the Legendary King of Thieves
- Dr Ivo Robotnik
- The Spanish Inquisition
- George W Bush

Soz for the constant delays BTW. Again, schoolwork is on the rise - Im getting four tests this week alone. My brain hurts!

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Robotnik, nuff said...and YAY, my line!

[knightrous]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*Punches Chris for using the phone*

That wasnt no cheap call!!@!@@!

MENTORN INC! Robotnik is just another pawn in Mentorns game.

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

I say Robotnik

but Aarons right to punch you Chris, you know what transdimensional rates are like, especially from mobiles, lol

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*punches back* I did what i had to do to save our asses, quit your whining.

[matty_haka]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Mentorn

And Kody sauys Mentorn too :wink:

[scott]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

What about Devon and Samantha? :-P

[knightrous]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*Punches Chris again* Hes a commie hatin bitch, do you really think we would have been harmed? Hang your head in shame!

MENTORN INC!

[steven_mcg]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

OK, Andy appears to be missing in action and with a 2-2 vote, a tie-break coin toss makes Dr Robotnik your next target.

The start of Chapter 5 will hopefully be up tomorrow. Soz for inconvenience.

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*smirks at aaron*

[matty_haka]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Oh Steve, how convenient *raises eyebrows*

How about I toss the coin?