Robot Wars RPG - "The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005"

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*gives my oppinion of Ghost to Kody making him cry*

[knightrous]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*Raises an eyebrow at Kody*

Hell yes!

*raises previously mention Reminigton Shotguns, ready to attack*

[kodster]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*gives my oppinion of Ghost to Kody making him cry*

What the hell? Your tiny little opinion doesnt matter to me. It wouldnt even make me look at you :P

*grabs two Uzis (fully loaded) and steps beside Neo, awaiting the poor, gullible mizers that are coming, and aims the Uzis towards where the b*****ds will appear*

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[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*Stands back and morphs into Love Bite hoping to get to Matty and new ally unnoticed once the mayhem has begun.*

[You do know that the odds of that are...]

Never tell me the odds.

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Im quite capable of working out said odds myself

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

May i point out that while youre shooting, Matty and a possible ally are tied down and at risk of being hit.

[mrdaves]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Dave Sez: Bang Bang, all for you Sohpia. Its always better in hoboken.

STEVE SEZ:

I dont believe it! Ximinez cheered over his captives hysterics, its actually working! Were converting people! Biggles, get his Holyness on the phone! Were finally doing it!

CRRRRRASH!

What the -?! The laughter came to a halt as the wooden door of the torture chamber crashed to the floor, a whirling Archangel of the Abyss scutting inside with four battle-hungry teens behind.

NOBODY expects the Vapour Expedition! Alex bellowed proudly, created many confused looks amoungst the group. Sorry, he added with a reddish face, couldnt resist.

SO! Ximinez barked, theres more of you meddlers! Time for emergency action! CARDINALS! Grab your cushions! and his fist smashed onto the Panic! button mounted on the wall. With a clang of what seemed to be the Liberty Bell, a great white puff of smoke filled the room and quickly cleared to reveal the most unusual battle line-up. A dim-looking moustachioed man with wellingtons and a hanky on his head, a small white rabbit and an enormous man in a dinner jacket stood in front of the Cardinals, their cushions raised menacingly.

Gumby! Rabbit! Creosote! ATTACK! and the bizarre trio advanced on the troop.

Take em out, Kody called as he and Aaron quickly morphed into robotic form, Well free the others and so, the group let them trundle over to the tables as they began to retaliate.

HELLO! Gumby boomed, marching his way up to Chris, LETS DO SOME FLOWER ARRANGING! and a buzzing chainsaw was whipped out from his rolled-up trousers.

Nicole, Chris squeaked, any ideas?

[Low brainwave emissions detected], she informed him as he rolled aside from a violent swing of the saw. [Attempt to disorientate him]. Hopping back onto his feet, the resident brainiac marched right up to the simple individual and announced with a smirk:

Hey, Edison. Your shoes untied.

Halting the chainsaw, Gumby stared down at his laceless wellingtons, giving Chris more than enough time to clout him on top of the head with the palmtop. OOOOO! MY BRAIN HURTS! he moaned and the idiot staggered away from the battlefield, dazed and confused.

[I did not mean for you to use that method of disorientation] Nicole mumbled, her voice wavering a little as she tried regaining her senses.

Just following orders, Chris grinned, now were even for that little chat-up prank.

Meanwhile, Alex was having considerably less luck with the Killer Rabbit. While Knightrous Oxide sliced through Agent Manns bonds and Super Gore snipped Mattys straps, the ruler of the Oddestsey world was finding every one of his lightsabre blows dodged by the bolting bunny. Frustrated, Aaron swung the electric blade around angrily, but the rabbit hopped out of the swords range and lept up towards his neck, fangs bared and bloody.

GUYS! he roared, trying to prise the bunny off his neck, A LITTLE HELP, HERE?

Try this! AJ called and tossed over the Swiss Army Spoon. Set on Carrot Mode. Catching the vegetable-with-a-handle in one hand, Alex held out his booty as far as he could stretch. Immediately, the rabbit caught its scent and bounded off his neck and into his palm, noisily munching into the carrot. Switching his lightsabre back on, Alex took an almighty swing at the bunny with his free hand and in a flash of blue light, cartoon violence was no more.

On the other side of the room, AJ was having less of a good time. The jiggling Mr Creosote was waddling after him, crys of DINNER! bursting from his fat lips as he pursued the fellow Englishman. Suddenly, however, Andy stopped dead in his tracks and whipped out one of his coffee flasks. He had a plan.

Completementary coffee, sir? he asked politely. Mr Creasotes piggy eyes lit up.

Yeah, yeah, just give it ere! he growled and swallowed the whole canister with one effortless gulp. Almost instantly, a violent rumbling came from the uber-obese gentlemans stomach, a pudgy hand clutching his belly.

Uuurgh, he winced, terrible! What kind o beans are those?!

Trinitrotoluene, AJ grinned and as the heroes ducked for cover, Mr Creosote gave one last startled look before exploding in a shower of coffee and the previous days meals, the Inquisition finding themselves drenched in the revolting liquids.

ALL RIGHT! Ximinez yelled, THATS TOO FAR! CARDINALS, ADVANCE! and the ridiculous red ruffians charged towards the group, cushions held on high.

Allow me, a normal Kody smiled to the others and fired a blast from the Camoflague Ray Gun at all three Cardinals. As the green smoke cleared, in their place stood three black-robed, green-haired...

WITCHES!! The intruders instantly forgotten, Ximinez, Biggles and Fang began exchanging furious blows amid crys of The power of Christ compells you!

Time to make our exit, methinks! Chris suggested and in a flash, the group charged out of the chamber and back down the spiralling steps, Matty and Agent Mann bringing up the rear, their refitted footwear echoing around the stone stairwell. Finally on the ground floor, the magnificant seven thundered down the door-laden corridor (Ho, ho! Careful! Ive ainly just finished up that flair, ya bassas!) and in next to no time, they were back in the hidden cave, Bertie awakening with a snort as he heard their thumping footsteps.

About time, gents, he barked and as the group tumbled into the opened doors, the bus took another deep breath and after a few more tense seconds scaling the aquatic tunnel, the Sodor Transporter burst majestically out of the loch and up into the misty air, wings outspread and rear jets flaming happily.

Well, AJ said brightly, that went better than expected.

But were still no close to Devo, Alex grumbled.

Hey, weve still got a good chance of finding him, Aaron added, a large grin on his face as he eyed up Agent Mann, and at least weve got ourself a new friend.

Elle sighed. Well, you did save my soles back there, and since were both after the same goal anyway... She extended a hand and Aaron kissed it. Just before her other hand met his face. I just meant shake it, you dirty child! she snapped and took a seat as the lovestruck Australian nursed his cheek with the misty look back in his eyes.

..erm...lads... Matty piped up nervously, ..well...um...see, I was kinda pissed off a little earlier when I...

Dont bother, mate Chris told him, we know what youre going to say, so just forget about it and this whole thing can be cast aside. A small smile formed on Mattys face at that. However, he added, grabbing the Swiss Army Spoon off Andy with a menacing grin, any more of those tantrums of yours and... A look of shock flashed onto Mattys face.

Y-y-yeah! S-s-s-sure! he gibbered, glaring at the Spoons seagull feather setting waving back and forth, G-got the picture! No problems! Nu-uh! Not at all!

[steven_mcg]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

DECISION TIME!

Bravo, gentlemen! The Inquisition has been beaten, their henchmen slain and Agent Elle Mann has now joined the gang! Kudos once more
However, that also means thats one more guilty party off the list as were narrowed down to three chief suspects:

- Mentorn Inc.
- Ellis, the Legendary King of Thieves
- Dr Ivo Robotnik
- The Spanish Inquisition
- George W Bush

Where to now, guys and gal?

[andrewj]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Im sticking with Ellis this time.

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Ok, that is the LAST TIME i drink fizzy pop while reading this, i happened to take a swig when the bunny leapt at Alexs neck...needless to say, pop went everywhere Well written.

Ok, to appease Matty, we take on Ellis, i want to see what this plan is anyway.

Glad to see i got my revenge on Nicole

[scott]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Woo, cameo The attire was just right :wink:

[knightrous]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

MENTORN INC!

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

ellis

to appease matty and thwart aaron

[scott]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Hah, I bought a black shirt and orange tie today (Well, yesterday), then left the tie on the train! Well, not that exclamation mark-ey, but I dont feel like going into one of my rants against Scotrail on this forum :-P

Also, it has to be Robotnik. The other two are far too obvious.

[matty_haka]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Ellis

Scott, youre not even a part of the group :P