Robot Wars RPG - "The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005"

[kodster]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Fine, but be afraid Chris. Be very afraid...

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[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Shivering in my shoes Kody...not

[kodster]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Ah, youll see, or maybe you wont :P

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[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Kody does save us money on wart makeup....lol

[kodster]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*throws a jar of helium inside Alexs mouth and watches it get bigger in glee. He runs away as Alex begins to float to the ceiling, and laughs*

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[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

wont work im afraid, my teeth are dodgy so they dotn meet up at the front quite, itll all just escape

anyway i believe thats 3 for my witch plan

[mrdaves]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Dave Sez: Dr Scott to Major Tom, your circuits dead, theres something wrong, come in Major Tom, can you hearrrr me?

STEVE SEZ:
...when youve quite finished inflating each other and such, perhaps we can return to the task at hand?

**********

Suddenly, it seemed as though a light had been turned on in Alexs head. Grinning broadly, he snatched the Camoflague Ray Gun and zapped himself into a witchs outfit, complete with black robes and a matching pointed hat atop long green hair.

...need I remind you that October is about 8 months away? Chris commented, eyebrow raised quizically.

Its simple, Alex explained, Ill lure the Cardinals out with this witch disguise and get them to chase me round the island. Thisll give you guys plently of time to sneak in and free Matty. He took a deep breath and let out a high-pitched cackle in order to attract the Inquisitions attention. Or at least, he tried. A cloud of the thick fog was drawn into his mouth and his loud maniacal laugh became little more than some slightly noising coughing and wheezing.

...any other brights ideas? Chris groaned.

Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I have, Aaron said brightly, I think that hidden tunnel sounds like our best ticket. He peered over Chris shoulder. See? Nicoles blueprints show barely any traps on the lower floors compared to the higher ones.

And short of growing gills, how are we to follow that route? Alex asked as he transformed back to normal.

Easy the Australian grinned and he hopped back inside Bertie, the others right behind him. Can you hold your breath for a good while, Bert?

Does the Fat Controller live up to his name? the bus smirked back and taking a last gulp of air as his door shut itself, the Sodor transporter submerged below the waters surface and down into the loch. Ironically, the troops vision was better than back on dry land, Berties headlights quickly finding the small hole bored into the earthy underside of the island.With a little burst of speed, the bus darted up the rather narrow tunnel and just as he was starting to get a little light-headed, he suddenly surfaced.

Land ho! he called triumphantly and issued a small jet of water from his front radiator. The doors now opening up, the crew stepped out into a small cave, a little flight of stone steps nearby leading up to a rickety old wooden door.

You just stay here for now, Bertie, Aaron explained, well be back when we need a quick exit.

Yeah, yeah, just promise I wont need to go through any more walls, the bus replied, those crashes into the White House really did my head in.

Just chill, Kody advised him, well be in and out before you know it, and the gang ascended the little steps to the hidden entrance of Castle Aaaargh.

**********

With an eerie creak, the large portrait of the Jabberwock slowly swung up, five strange people sneaking out into the main entrance before it closed over once more.

Well, this place doesnt look too bad, Kody observed as they passed one of the huge windows, each a mirky white thanks to the mist, all we have to do is climb one set of stairs and well find Matty. Piece o cake. However, the Canadian found himself eating his words as they rounded the next corner. Literally hundreds of doors lay on either side of them, the corridor stretching off into the distance.

Nicole, Chris inquired, can you tell us which door the stairs are behind?

[Unable to pinpoint location], came her reply, [in laymans terms, an Improbability Generator is being used to make the rooms randomly switch around on a regular basis.]

Alex gave a tired sigh. OK, guys, lets start looking, and he swung open the first door on their left. A latrine. Lovely.

Aaron tried the first on the right. A large golden room filled to the ceiling with ...spam?!

Kody tried the second on the left, but no room was there. Instead, it opened out onto a battlefield, British soldiers and Zulu warriors at loggerheads in their thousands. Thats just not right, he mumbled boggle-eyed as he left them to it.

Chris tried the second room on the right. With a cry of Dinsdale!, the 12ft long hedgehog within reared up on its hind legs just as the door was slammed back in its face. Remind me not to check that one again, he squeaked.

AJ gave a frightened yelp as he opened the third door on the left and the others crowded round to see what lay within. Compared with the other rooms, it was positively tiny. The only items within were a few shelves stacked with cleaning agents, the odd bucket here n there and a fellow teenager in a black suit with a thin orange tie.

Scotty?!

Lads?! It was Scotty all right. There was no mistaking the Harry Potter-ish looks or the Franz Ferdinand attire. Jeezo, it really iz you! Whitre ye doin here? he added in an urgent whisper. ...is this about Wedge Devo?

Sure thing, Kody told him, dya know where he is?

Well, hes not here, I know that much, the Scotsman informed them and nodded upwards, those diddies upstairs have difficulty catching the train, never mind a international robotics superstar.

Wait a moment, AJ demanded, how can we believe you? How do we know youre not just covering up for them?

Simple, Scotty added, tapping the silver Custodian badge on his prefects blazer, Im just the cleaner. Part-time thing, ye understand. I just neaten the place up, Ive nothing to do with the Inquisitions actual plans. But if I was, I could do a damn sight better than what theyre doing. He sighed and grabbed the nearest full bottle of Mr Muscle. So, youll be after Matt now, then?

Thats what it looks like, Alex groaned, so can you tell us where the stairs to the first floor are?

Scotty paused for a moment to think about it. ...um...well, its Friday, isnt it? Yeah, try the 23rd door on the left. Youll find em easily from there. The group thanked him (Nae danger, lads) and left him whistling 40 Ft as they darted along to the door he specified. Wasting no time, they bolted into the room and shot up the spiralling staircase inside, each going full-pelt before finally reaching the top, pretty much worn out from their climb.

...this isnt me... Chris panted, doubled-up as he caught his breath, Im not the physical kind of person. However, the team had little time to rest up, as the sound of screaming made its way around the bend ahead of them.

Matty! they gasped in unison, shooting around the next corner and noticing the yells coming from the door on the right. Crouching down, the five crept up to the entrance...

Listen to those wails, Kody whispered, whaddaya think theyre doin to him?.

Whatever it is, its not enough, Alex grumbled.

Hang on... AJ pondered, thats not wailing...thats laughing.

Confused, the troop peered into the window on the door and simply gazed open-mouthed. This had to rank as one of the strangest sights theyd seen thus far today.

Matty and some blonde woman in a Union Jack jumpsuit were each strapped down to a table, arms above their heads and both laughing their heads off. Looking at the ends of the racks, they could see why - Ximinez was holding a thin white feather in each hand and sweeping them up and down their bare feet.

AAAAAAA! Elle squealed, violently thrashing against her bonds as he moved up to her toes, NO! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE! HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAHAHA I CANT TAKE IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ANYTHIHING BUT THAHAHAHAHAHAT!

HeheheheHEHEHAHA! CMON! HAHAHAhahehehehaHAHA! CUT IT OUT! Matty howled as the feather kept up its tortorous rhythm, Hehehehehehaha you stupid bastahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!

...O...K..., Chris whispered, eyebrow raised.

Juvanile, Alex scoffed.

Uncool, Kody tutted.

Wootless! AJ hissed.

Aaron didnt say anything. He was angrily fiddling around with the Seance Cellphone. Damn it! he growled, no camera option! and he gazed back over at the hysterical Agent Mann, a faraway look in his eyes.

So... Kody asked, staring over at the other (and slightly more vicious-looking) interrogation devices with a slightly unnerved look, wanna join the party, guys?

[steven_mcg]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

DECISION TIME!

So, Matty and Elle are in quite a ticklish situation (havent had one THAT bad in a while, have you? :wink, so how are you guys going to rectify that?

Either the sneaky approach or an all-out battle royale will do in this event, I aint fussed. Just take into consideration that other Python creations will come to the Inquisitions aid if you decide to fight, so its best to think about how you may tackle them as well as the Cardinals.

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

If im flipped onto the table, i can probably break the bonds if the SI are kept busy, quickly in and quickly out is the way we want to do this, i dont see a sneaky way to be honest. Im open to suggestions.

[knightrous]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*Steals camo gun from Kody and zaps himself with a Neo disguise(The Matrix)*

I plan on walking out in my Neo disguise, opening the trench coat, and pulling out a pair of Silver Remington Pump Action shotguns with blue laser sights and messing some punks up!

DODGE THIS!

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*raises eyeborws at aaron*

heres a better edition of my witch idea, turn one of them into a witch and fidn a really heavy duck to balance against them to prove this, then theyll kil leach other, I attack with me sabre killing the reamining one or just shout thigns like your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries to annoy them

or we could just go all guns blazing but then we dotn find otu anythign so maybe we discuise soemone as a bishop or someone and get them to talk

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

hmm, the bishop thing might work, saves me being flipped

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

if you want ill do it and persuade them that left is right and right is left according to god by making up incomprehensible theological arguements and get them to hand over everything

or we fidn where they are keepign the killer rabbit and realease iton them givign us tiem to escape

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Sounds good to me.

[kodster]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*grabs camo gun from Aaron and turns himself into Ghost from Enter The Matrix and partners Neo*

Shall we, Aaron? *evil grin*

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