The Oddestsey

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

You lot are making many assumtions

a) it has eyes
b) by limited intelligence i mean its basically an animal, just cos a bear cant do maths doesnt mean itll have any problems bitign your head off
c) Note the fact it is 80ft tall therefore can squish you with one hit

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Hmm

a) If it cant see anyway, should make it a little easier
b) You got me there
c) Erm, ouch, good point

Aaron, you and i have TK abilities, i suggest we use them. Id also suggest long range weapons. If anyone gets hit by any sort of debris, i can heal them straight away.

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Alex, i was joking about asking it a riddle...

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

I will use my telepathic abilities from the Matrix Emerald to attack its mind and maybe we could get it to surrender without a large scale fight. It might not too intelligent, but brute force is a big problem. Chris and I can use our TK powers to move Tom/Steven/Frank out of the way if they get close to being pounded.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

The part begin to head down the valley throguh dence groves of prehistoric looking vegetation. Suddenly they hear a snap of twigs above them as the Doomforall gargoyle smashes throguh the canopy.

Well met fleshy ones my Lord has requested I aid you in your quest, my name is Rasputus tho I deem that unimportant. I should be an asset to you, Im am invulnerable to fire and cold and I can withstand a lot of attacks because Im made fo stone. Im also strogn and can fly, thoguh not acrobatically like my Lords girl

The party consider the statemetn for a second but then continue.

Rasputus has joined your party.
He is under the direct cotnroll of me but if you give him plans he will follow them as far as hes able, if he cant preform them he will go off on his own. He can die and may leave you at his own choice if he has reasons.

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

I say we kill him painfully.

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Hmm, limited intelligance would mean that the Grendel virtually attacking whatever is annoying or hurting him at the time, how fast can Rasputus fly and would he be able to avoid the Grendel if we quickly got the job done? In any case, Rasputus should only make one or two passes, he shouldnt push his luck.

Aaron, you think you can nudge him out the way if The Grendel gets too close to him? Im not sure how much he weighs.

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

With the Matrix Emerald, I should be able to carry our stone friend to safety, plus anyone else.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

The party advance down the valley, when suddenly they encounter an unlikely group. They are blocking the way forward. there are five of them

An avatar of the retired aztec rain god Tlaloc
Pedro Goldplume; prince amoung pigeons
Zebidee Ak; who would have been the messiah to a small tribe of cannibals from africa if it hadnt been for a cruel twist of fate causign him to be born as a goat
Sammy Moone, who would be a powerful witch if it wasnt for the fact that she was too nice and easily confused
and
Balthazaar Khinktalak the cyborg oppossum

You know this as Rasputus informs you that they form the msot famous squad fo assassins in this universe, The Iron Leaf, fortunatly for you this is because they are so inept and it proves that creatures of the rift dont do their research properly. It doesnt seem like they want to attack immediatly.

What shall you do?

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Hmm, Tom, you think you can confuse them into surrendering with your Aussine linguistics? If not, my dagger and morning star are ready if it comes to that.

Alex, im still looking for my levelup, i need my weightcheck also.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

youve had your level up, i just havent wirtten about it, to make it easier for lot you im setting up an oddestsey section of my site so you can check your preogress at any time

http://www.alexjholt.tkwww.alexjholt.tk

the page isnt up yet tho

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

I think we should use the foe-checker before making our move. Besides, they may not be after us.

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

Shoot hippies and ask questions later, XP is like gold!

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Foechecker, well see whats what then.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

The foe checker reveals that although they could in thoery do someone some harm it would only be through soem freak accident due to their clumsiness.

Additionally they are confused as to exactly whom they are after, it mgiht be you yet three of them dont think it is. The other two havent decided.

It does however appear that it would be very difficult to kill them should you try to do so even if they cant retaliate in a useful way