A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

[corsair_lightning]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Well, for the time being, I'm just going to assume that the CrOoKeD EvO in the match was the one with 0mm ground clearance at the front, and there! Everything looks right now!!!

[eene]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Sorry for the delay

BATTLE TWO

Roboteers, stand by!

B1: Crooked Evo, OID, Super Gore Septua
B2: Theseus, Traffic Warden
House Robots: Matilda and Shunt

3-2-1: Activate!

One robot has gone, who will follow? Theseus goes straight for OID and FLIPS! OID tumbles back to earth though, only to get pushed by Traffic Warden! Meanwhile, Crooked Evo tries to get under Super Gore Septua, but Super Gore Septua's claws are digging in to the Hardox armour! It has more traction than Crooked Evo with those tracks as well, Super Gore Septua. OID is free and gets its disc back up to speed in time to hit Theseus! Revenge for the earlier attack? Theseus turns, but Crooked Evo is free of Super Gore Septua and rams into it! OH! They backed onto the flipper and Theseus FLIPPED it! Crooked Evo self-rights. A common feature on Robot Wars. OID turns to have a go at Theseus again but Traffic Warden comes in from the sides. I don't think it fits in the clamp, though. Traffic Warden can only push OID towards the flame pit! That won't harm them, it's well armoured, OID. Super Gore Septua presses the pit release button. OID escapes Traffic Warden's grasp and clips Crooked Evo on the side! Super Gore Septua enters the fray once more, trying to break the two up. It grabs hold of OID with its claws and pushes it away, into Traffic Warden! They're all after OID here! OID tries to get away, but Super Gore Septua is far too powerful. Theseus focuses on another robot, this time Traffic Warden! Traffic Warden tries to grab from the sides, but Theseus won't fit! Instead, it is pushed by Theseus into Shunt! Traffic Warden escapes as Shunt's axe comes down on Theseus by mistake! Ha ha! Theseus flipped Shunt over! Traffic Warden comes back in to take advantage of this! Why are they picking on the house robots? Why not others like Crooked Evo, who appears to be watching the fight at the moment. They're still mobile and head off towards the direction of Theseus. Elsewhere, Super Gore Septua still has hold of OID? Are the claws stuck in the armour? They're dangerously close to the CPZ, where Matilda waits with her flywheel! Super Gore Septua pulls one way, but OID tries to pull the other. A tug of war here. OUCH! They got too close to Matilda and Super Gore Septua's claw is BUCKLED! OID escapes. Theseus comes in and FLIPS Super Gore Septua into the flywheel! Sparks fly! Super Gore Septua, is it OK? Did that hit from Matilda immobolise it? I wouldn't expect it too, but there you can see the damage! The aerial has come off Super Gore Septua! Matilda must have torn it off when it was flipped into her by Theseus. Refbot comes in. Super Gore Septua seemed to be in command, but not any more. They're being counted out.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!

Cease!

Super Gore Septua is gored!
The others go through to the next round!

Sorry if it wasn't accurate. I've not really been interested in this lately, but I hope to improve. Don't forget about me just yet

[kodster]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Blah. Oh well.

[eene]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Welcome back.

BATTLE THREE

B1: Crooked Evo, OID
B2: Theseus, Traffic Warden
House Robots: Growler and Cassius Chrome

3-2-1: Activate!

Some shocks so far in the annihilator. Will there be more? OID spins up to full speed and CLASHES with Crooked Evo! Sparks fly, but Crooked Evo FLIPS! OID tumbles through the air! They try to get away, but Traffic Warden comes in and pushes them towards the wall! It tries to grab hold with the clamps, but OID is too oddly shaped at the front. They escape the grasp of Traffic Warden, OID and now come on the attack of Crooked Evo once more. Theseus joins in and FLIPS Crooked Evo over! Crooked Evo self-rights, only to be pushed by Traffic Warden! Crooked Evo tries to flip it away, only for OID to RIP into the side! A gash is made in the side of Crooked Evo! The first damage we've seen on them so far in this annihilator. Traffic Warden takes advantage and ploughs into them from behind. Crooked Evo is about to be booked by Traffic Warden it would seem, but no! They push it away into the CPZ! Traffic Warden escapes as Growler charges in! Growler is very fast, and you wouldn't want to be in his path. Traffic Warden crashes into Theseus and is FLIPPED! Crumpling back down to earth on its face, and then onto its wheels! OID hits Theseus from behind, making a small tear, but nothing more. OID seems to be doing the most damage here. We haven't seen much of it so far. Theseus turns around to flip Crooked Evo, but Crooked Evo backs away into the pit release button! Down goes the pit and OID...OH! They're on the edge! They back away, though! That was close. Traffic Warden crashes into the back of them, but now it has hold of the rear wedge of OID! Can Traffic Warden grab on and crush the rear wedge? That way, OID can't get under anything! Crooked Evo barges in and FLIPS them both! OID recovers first and chases Crooked Evo back towards the flame pit. OH! They hit Crooked Evo with the disc and something went flying off! Part of Crooked Evo is exposed! It was part of the front panel! Crooked Evo damaged pretty badly now. They need to avoid OID if they can, but OID hits them again! Another tear! The last ten seconds count down. It will go to the judges. Crooked Evo comes in for one last bash at OID and FLIPS! OID crashes back down on Traffic Warden who pushes it towards Cassius Chrome.

Cease!

All four robots were still mobile. The judges will make their decision based on Style, Control, Damage and Aggression.

Crooked Evo: S: 2 C: 3 D: 1 A: 2 Total: 8

OID: S: 3 C: 2 D: 3 A: 3 Total: 11

Theseus: S: 2 C: 3 D: 1 A: 3 Total: 9

Traffic Warden: S: 3 C: 2 D: 1 A: 3 Total: 9

The judges have made their decision.
Crooked Evo has been eliminiated!
The other three go through to the next round!

Hope you liked it. A lot to do this half term, but I'll try and get more up soon

[eene]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

People are still reading this, are they?

BATTLE FOUR

Roboteers, stand by!

B1: OID, Theseus
B2: Traffic Warden
House Robots: Matilda and Shunt

3-2-1: Activate!

OID spins up to full speed and heads straight for Theseus. They need to avoid that flipper, its the most powerfullest we've seen so far. Traffic Warden crashes into OID from the side, but it won't fit in the clamps like that. Theseus collides with the two and FLIPS! Both robots go over and crash down to earth. OID turns around quickly to hit Theseus, only to be flipped again! Traffic Warden presses the pit release button. Down goes the pit. OID's disc is spinning again and it hits Theseus on the side! A small gash, but OID rebounds and swings to hit again! Theseus taking some damage. We saw OID at its best in the last fight, I thought. Traffic Warden comes in to stop the disc with its clamps, but OID slips from its grasp. Theseus rams into Traffic Warden and FLIPS IT! Traffic Warden is invertible, so that won't harm it. OID...OH! They landed a solid hit on the back of Theseus then with the disc! Sparks fly. Traffic Warden rams into Theseus also and tries to grab it. Theseus is too big, unfortunatly, and it backs into Traffic Warden, pushing it towards the PIT! OH! It's on the edge, Traffic Warden, but getting away. OID comes in and WHACKS Theseus ALMOST into the pit! Another gash. Theseus is on the edge! They escape as OID comes in for another slam and almost drives itself in! Traffic Warden backs away, into Matilda! That was bad driving by Steven McGregor, at the controls of Traffic Warden! Matilda turns around to face Theseus who tries to FLIP her! Traffic Warden gets away, crashing into OID and pushing IT towards the pit! VERY close, OID! They escape. And WHAT was that? Something flew across the arena! It's part of Theseus's flipper! Matilda must have ripped it off with her flywheel! The front of Theseus's flipper has come off, and the rest looks badly buckled. OID, one wheel seems to be over the edge of the pit! They can't escape, and Traffic Warden could come in now to push them in! OHH! Down goes OID! They looked very impressive at this point, but no furthur will they go in this annihiliator. Theseus has taken MAJOR damage and I wonder if they'll be able to repair it? Traffic Warden spins in victory. They go through, along with Theseus.

Cease!

OID is dizzy now!
The other two go through to the annihilator final!

Theseus took major damage from the house robots in that fight. They'll have to work extra hard if they are to fight against Traffic Warden in the final.

I hope you liked that fight. You probably won't.

[steven_mcg]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Yes, they are, and the Final? How did that happen? :shock:

Theseus took one helluva beating in that last bout. Hopefully this means he'll be that little bit weaker for the Final. The flipper could be a big problem, which is why I want to approach this battle ala Gravity VS Tough as Nails. Avoid Theseus' front, attack from the sides or the rear, grapple the bugger and never let go. My pushing power is top-notch, so I should be able to overpower him. From there, feed Theseus to the House Robots or dump it in the pit ASAP.

Good luck, Sam. Should be a cracking finale.

[eene]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

BATTLE FIVE

Roboteers, stand by!

B1: Theseus
B2: Traffic Warden
House Robots: Mr Psycho and Dead Metal

3-2-1: Activate!

Have Theseus repaired the damage caused by Matilda and OID earlier? We'll wait and see as Traffic Warden SLAMS into the side of it! Pushing them towards the flame pit! Theseus gets away and FLIPS! The flipper is working! It missed Traffic Warden though. Samuel Park at the controls of Theseus wants to land a solid flip on Traffic Warden and perhaps get it out of the arena. Traffic Warden swings around to come at the back of Theseus now. Theseus counters this and tries to flip Traffic Warden again! Traffic Warden just avoids the flipper and tries to clamp the front of Theseus. Theseus flips itself free, but Traffic Warden is relentless! Theseus took a beating in the last fight, but at the moment, they are evening the score, FLIPPING Traffic Warden again! Traffic Warden is invertible so that won't harm them. Now it spins around, trying to grab hold of Theseus again, but Theseus slides under and THROWS them against the wall! Traffic Warden, can it get down from there? The wheels are spinning, but Steven McGregor, at the controls, cannot escape! Theseus comes in? Will it get it out? NO! Traffic Warden crashes onto the top of the angle grinder! They're pinned and cannot get down! Refbot comes in. Theseus RAMS into Traffic Warden and frees it! Traffic Warden away and crashing into Refbot! Theseus comes in and flips again! Traffic Warden lands on the edge of the CPZ! Theseus pushes past them instead of pushing them in and in comes Dead Metal! He grapples hold of Theseus and the saw starts cutting into the Hardox armour! Maybe not cutting, but creating sparks! Theseus tries to get away, and they do. Traffic Warden presses the pit release button. Down goes the pit and Theseus ALMOST backs in! Traffic Warden pushes them away from the edge, but they drive up Theseus's flipper. OH! Theseus almost got Traffic Warden into the pit! This is very close! Theseus doesn't seem to be moving freely anymore. I wonder why? Did Dead Metal do something to its drive? Refbot comes in. Theseus seems only to be able to go in a circle, and DANGEROUSLY near the pit! Traffic Warden nudges them closer towards the edge! Theseus is trapped! I don't think they have full control. What a shame. Started off so strongly in this annihilator, Thesues, but they are being counted out.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
Traffic Warden gives Theseus one last shove and DOWN they go! Traffic Warden wins the annihilator!

Cease!

Theseus in the pit!
Traffic Warden wins the annihilator!

Well done to Steven McGregor!

Next time, it's the all stars. The four grand finalists will be in it, along with two robots I will pick. They will be:

X-Terminator
Traffic Warden

See you then

[eene]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Here is the all star lineup

Firestorm V VS Macduff the 4th VS X-Terminator
Traffic Warden VS Typhoon II VS Tornado


Hope you like it. I do apologise if there hasn't been much destruction lately, but I'll see what I can do here

Tactics time will either be until tommorow or tonight

[corsair_lightning]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Tornado: Steve? How about we stop this big spinning thingy right now? Use the anti-Razer cage once again and repeat the earlier tactics I did to Typhoon II in the grand final. Let Steve relax his bot at the side of the arena, while I do the work.

[kodster]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Not sure which version of X-Terminator this is, so I propose to whoever has control of Firestorm that we flip it the hell over. :P I'll go with the flipper set-up, and try and get X-Terminator over onto his back. :P

[team_orr]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

typhoon: i also offer a team up to steve-o spin up and just trash everything thats remotly tornado-ish, and if the frame happens to get in my way, heck just smash it off :P if this fails then (hopefully steve teams up with me) let T.W go in and grab him, il open the pit and steve can push him down, if he dosent team up with me.....just spin and hit things :P

jack

[steven_mcg]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Ho snap, that's my first tournament win in a long while. Yay to everybody.

ALL-STARS
ELIMINATORS
1. Firestorm 5 VS Macduff the 4th VS X-Terminator
I see X-Terminator being X-terminated fairly early on.

2. Tornado VS TRAFFIC WARDEN VS Typhoon 2
Typhoon is just the right shape for a bot like Traffic Warden. Scoop it, clamp it, pit it. :P

[team_orr]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

damn, ah well revert to the tactic of spinning and hitting, or bribe steve with teacakes to go easy on me??? :P

[corsair_lightning]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Steve, how about we both put in work? I'll use the anti-Razer cage to ram him into your clamp, while you clamp and pit him.

[eene]

Re: A special Robot Wars Fan Fiction Anniversary

Welcome to the All Stars Championships! Six robots will fight to become the best of the best!

BATTLE ONE

From Durham, in Durham, Firestorm V!

They came third in the main series. A low wedge with a powerful flipper that has thrown countless robots out of the arena. It only has 2WD though, and could be pushed around easily.

From Toronto, in Canada, Macduff the 4th!

The reigning champions! Can they become the All Stars Champion as well? They have interchangable weapons and 6WD, which should make them unstoppable. The wheels are exposed, though.

From Hereford, in Herefordshire, X-Terminator!

They reached the heat final in the main series. The weapon is a destructive spinning disc. It's well armoured, but it has no self-righting mechanism.

Roboteers, stand by!

B1: Firestorm V, Macduff the 4th
B2: X-Terminator
House Robots: Sir Killalot and Dead Metal

3-2-1: Activate!

This is going to be mayhem, I can tell you! Macduff the 4th has the flipper for this fight, so we'll see what it can do. Firestorm V heads straight for X-Terminator, who has the spinning disc up to full speed. Macduff the 4th CRASHES into the side of them and FLIPS! X-Terminator on its side! They self-right. Firestorm V tries to push Macduff the 4th away, but the champion swings around and FLIPS them up, but not over! Firestorm V backs away as X-Terminator comes in to face Macduff the 4th again. They met in the heat final last time, and X-Terminator wants revenge! Macduff the 4th slips around the side and flips X-Terminator over again! X-Terminator self-rights, but Firestorm V comes in and flips them onto their top! Ha ha! The disc of X-Terminator drags it along into the angle grinder. They won't go far now, I think. That has always been a weakness for X-Terminator in Robot Wars, the high ground clearance. And now, Marlon Prichard and Martijn Benschop can only watch as Firestorm V flips them again! Will X-Terminator go out of the arena? I don't think so. They never really stood a chance in this fight. Back on its top again, X-Terminator. They're going nowhere. In comes Refbot to count them out.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
Sir Killalot comes in and grabs hold of X-Terminator. Firestorm V meanwhile, flips Macduff the 4th over! Macduff the 4th hits the pit release and OH! Firestorm V drove into the pit! That doesn't matter. X-Terminator is on the drop zone! What is it today? It's a fridge!
3-2-1!
Down it comes and it SMASHES onto X-Terminator! What a shame for them. Dead Metal comes in and pushes them towards the pit! Down it goes, on top of Firestorm V! A great fight, but X-Terminator progess no further here.

Cease!

What a flipper frenzy!
Firestorm V and Macduff the 4th go through!

Hope you liked it. Sorry if it was short