Virtual Robot Wars

[andrewj]

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Wow! I must enter this thing!

Reserve me a place please!

[corsair_lightning]

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Ok AJ, no reservations, but you can enter automatically.

[Guest]

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Sorry, I 4got the weight of Brutalis 1.0. Its 100kg,as its my 1st vapourbot Im really plzd u think its a contender!

[majinb]

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k, Ill change my entry than, if Im allowed to use fantasy-parts

Name - If it looks like a tank...

Shape - See the link at the bottom of this post

Weight - 100 Kilogram

Speed - 15 mph

Dimensions - 90x80x25 cm

Ground Clearance - 0 right underneath the tracks, but pretty big everywhere else

Power - I asked an over-muscular dwarf to power a hamster-wheel. Dwarfs are much cheaper and lighter than LEMs and given the right medicin deliver aLOT more power. Also dwarfs dont get tired.

Movement - A pair of tracks. The tracks themselves are made of whateverium which has the feature that its indestructible. I sprayed a layer of cantthinkofanameium-spray over the tracks which has the feature that it cant be pushed by other bots.

Turning Circle - Zero

Weaponry - A pnuematic spike which comes out horizontally from the upper part of the robot, at about 15 cm from the ground. The spike comes out a large barrel which is mounted on a free moving turret, mounted on top of the machine. The spike is powered by a 2 kg gas tank which contains CO8, 4 times as powerful as CO2, and it has the feature that it goes back into the gas tank after use, AND that it can savely be stored at 15000 PSI, the spike comes out with 4000 kJ.

Armour - Like the tracks, 1 mm of whateverium, which cant be destroyed by any means, I sprayed the whole machine with onetwothreeium-spray, which has the feature that it cant be flipped by any means.

Srimech - The onetwothreeium-spray makes sure I wont be flipped.

Notes - This machine is so dangerous that when not in use, its guarded by 2 dwarfs 24/7, as can be seen in the picture.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Indian_Army_T-90.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Army_T-90.jpg

[joey_picus]

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How does it turn with only one dwarf hamster wheel powering it?

[majinb]

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satalite navigation

[joey_picus]

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Right...Ive got to think of something to stop it now...

[corsair_lightning]

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maybe you should call the tank like robot Tank.

[Guest]

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Can we enter mor than 1 bot?U might not get 64 otherwise

[corsair_lightning]

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sure.

[Guest]

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Ill enter my other 4 vapours:
Death Premonition
Henry VIII, King of Roboland
System Shock
LockJaw
The stats can be found on my profile.

[corsair_lightning]

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just call it Henry VIII, ok? That way I do not have to keep typing it.

[majinb]

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Mark&Liam

you two clearly arent aware of the drill around here, now nobody can force you to do it our way, but the big ammount of unorganised topics floating around gets annoying very quickly

please take a look at this topic, made especially for newcomers like you 2

http://www.fightingrobots.co.uk/discus/messages/760/10980.html?1205620349http://www.fightingrobots.co.uk/disc...tml?1205620349

please use this topic as the starting point of your fantasy robotic career, thank you very much

[corsair_lightning]

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Well, at least I do not quit my tournament once I start it, Unlike some people.(not you)

[tacoman]

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Name - Quantum

Shape - Spuare

Weight - 100 Kilogram

Speed - 30 mph

Ground Clearance: 0mm with skirts.

Power - 4 LEM130s. thanks to recent advances in quantum mechanics, the LEMs are actually outside the bot, and only the power is inside
Movement - Four solid Unobtainium wheels.

Turning Circle - Zero

Weaponry - Quantum Disc. This disc, again thanks to quantum mechanics that are SO ADVANCED you wouldnt begin to understand it, can cause a total existance failure to the bot it impacts with. It also has 100kj power
Armour - 2CM Unobtanium. This is an element thats incredibly light to start with as well as stronger than hardox, and Ive atomically altered it to be better.
Srimech - invertible

Notes - Before anyone says this is impossible, my mothers a socialist and I spent a year in Spain. What do you say to that?