My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

[team_britespark]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

Tactics: Aim for Biohazard.

Predictions: Tri-Tainium to be flipped and crushed and pitted.

Wireless Router: My housemate had her one free, haha!

[paulc]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

GeForce VS Sonic BOOM VS Biohazard: Bio-Hazards going out no matter what!

Tri-Tainium VS Orka Mk 4 VS E Clawdius Unum: This will be tough, but its my last attempt for a semi-final, so Ill just go for it.
Simply slam into the sides of Clawdius and knock him onto his side, then smash up the base panel and disable lots of bits before he self-rights. If Orka tries to take me out, Ill use the same plan on him as well.

Good luck everyone :wink:

[steven_mcg]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

HEAT N
ROUND 1
E CLAWDIUS UNUM VS Orka Mk 4 VS Tri-Tanium

Tri-Tanium has the highest ground clearance of the two, so it might be best attacking it first. Get round to the sides, slip the spikes and barbs underneath and try to puncture those wheels.
If Orka proves persistant, Ill simply try and recreate Behemoth VS Razer. :wink:

[kodster]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

Sonic Boom into the pit.

Tri-Tainium to join it next fight.

[samuel3764]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!



Sam Park: Yes, it€™s the 14th heat. There have been 13 winners until now. Last heat, Axeon axed MacDuff into submission, and now, 6 new warriors think they€™ve got the guts to prove they are the best! SHALL WE PUT THEM TO THE TEST!!!!

*CROWD CHEERS THEIR HEADS OFF*

Sam: ALL RIGHT, LET THE WAAAAAARRRRRRRS BEGIN!!!!!!!

(BATTLE 1!!!)

From Shrewsbury, in Shropshire, GeForce!

GeForce will throw you around at Mach 7 if you don€™t act fast enough. This bad boy has a low wedge shape, with a gnarly rear hinged flipper! However, the CO2 is limited, so maybe this weakness won€™t have GeForce living up to his name.

From Methyr Tydfil, in Wales, Sonic BOOM!

Sonic Boom is an axlebot with a Stinger-like axe weapon, and this can come down with a force of 800 kg! This will surely give those nasty axes a run for their money. However, the weapon is not that accurate, and the wheels are highly exposed.

From Belmont in California, Biohazard!

Biohazard is the only heavyweight to win 4 championship titles in Battlebots. It is equipped with a lifter weapon, but Megabyte, Brutality, and Son of Whyachi easily tore it apart in the previous battles. Is Biohazard too old for its good?

Roboteers, Stand By€¦!

Booth 1: Geforce, Sonic Boom
Booth 2: Biohazard

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

Bang a gong, the battle is on! Now, Sonic Boom and GeForce both going for Biohazard here, and now, GeForce is immediately getting underneath the Battlebots champ, and flips it over!
FA-LIP!
WOAH! That sent the 4-time Battlebot champ almost over the barrier! Now, Biohazard rights itself, and goes for Sonic Boom! Biohazard has got Sonic Boom in its grasp, but luckily Sonic Boom escapes, and now, it buries its axe right into Biohazard!
WHACK!
Daniel is looking satisfied after that hit, and Biohazard moves away, and Sonic Boom just slams its axe again into Biohazard!
WHACK!
WOAH! That makes a nice big hole in the armour and now, Biohazard moves away, only to get flipped by GeForce!
FLIP!
WOAHO!! GeForce flips Biohazard 11 feet up into the air, and Biohazard comes down with a loud thud! Now, Biohazard€¦ uh€¦ Hello? Biohazard? Don€™t you know that Sonic Boom is right behind you?
WHAM!
OH! The armour is taking a severe punishment! Now, Biohazard is completely in a coma right now. I think when GeForce flipped it, it must€™ve dislodged something vital inside, or whatever. GeForce comes in again, and yes. After 28 seconds, Biohazard gets flipped over and out!

CEASE!

Biohazard gets reinstated to a lower class chemical.
GeForce and Sonic Boom go through!

[samuel3764]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

Sorry guys, my twin brother has a massive project to do in school and hes using our computer currently. It may take a while to get these fights... Hope you understand. :sad:

(Message edited by samuel3764 on October 05, 200

[kodster]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

Dont worry, youll get at least one up by tomorrow, somehow. We understand, lol. :P

[samuel3764]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

I am certain that I will get the next fight up some time on Monday.

[samuel3764]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

Sam Park: Welcome back to Robobash! We€™re about to kick off with the 2nd fight. Three new robots about to grace or disgrace the warzone!

(BATTLE 2!!!)

From Orpington, in Kent, Tri-Tainium!

A low box with a front scoop, three discs, over 165 kJ per hit, One word, OUCH! But€¦ there is a tiny flaw to it€¦ wheels are exposed, and untried design. This could feel the pain pretty easily€¦

From Onehouse, Suffolk, Orka Mk 4!

A Behemoth-shaped design, Vlad the Impaler style dorsal fin srimech, titanium armour, pretty good scoop weapon, let€™s see how this dolphin swims in the seas of our arena!

From Glasgow, Scotland, E Clawdius Unum!

So, let€™s see here€¦ a nice low wedge shape to get under the other bot easier, and the main feature is the 3000psi beak that operates on a single Vivoil Pump! Also, 4mm Hardox, S28-400 drive and a top speed of 15 mph means that it is a decent pusher. Will this robot rule the competition?

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Tri-Tainium, Orka Mk 4
Booth 2: E Clawdius Unum

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

Immediately, Clawdius presses the pit button, and the pit goes down, looking for someone to devour. Orka immediately goes for Tri-Tainium, lifts it, and drags it to the saws! BZZT! Sparks litter the arena floor, and the audience loves it! Now then, Clawdius gets under the rear end of Tri-Tainium, and down comes the claw€¦ slowly€¦ into the wheel hole! Tri-Tainium tries getting away, but they can€™t! POP! OH!!! The dreaded beak just penetrates right into the wheel, there! Listen to that lovely popping sound! Now€¦ OI! Tri-Tainium escapes somehow, only to run right into Orka!
CRASH!!!
OH!!!! Orka€™s front claw snaps in half and Tri-Tainium goes for Orka again, and€¦
CRASH!!!
WOAH-HO! Orka€™s side panel is sliced into pieces! But Clawdius comes in, and the Razer-esque robot gets underneath Tri-Tainium and the beak cometh down€¦ and that beak grabs hold of Tri-Tainium tightly, and finally, Tri-Tainium is coming ever so close to the pit, and finally, one last shove from Clawdius is enough to send it tumbling down into the hazard striped abyss! BOOM!

CEASE!

Tri-Tainium feels the pain.
Orka Mk 4 and E Clawdius Unum goes through!

Round 2 Lineups

GeForce VS Orka Mk 4
Sonic Boom VS E Clawdius Unum

Tactics, Comments, Predictions and a reminder never to do this fight during my lunch break please.

[majinb]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

whats wrong with your lunchbreak?

[samuel3764]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

Because I was eating my lunch?

[majinb]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

that makes no sense

[kodster]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

GeForce 4.0 vs. Orka MK4

Id say GeForce.

Sonic Boom vs. E Clawdius Unum

How the hell did Sonic Boom make it past Round 1? :S Eh, Clawdius to dispose of it regardless. :P

[samuel3764]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

I€™m still running the mini-tourney, but I€™ll post some fights for now.
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Laura: Right, So Andy, You won Heat M quite happily, can GeForce do it?
Andy: Oh, I think so.
Laura: Right then, your opponent: Orka Mk 4.
Andy: Wow, what an easy opponent. (Chuckles)
Laura: (Laughs) Tactics?
Andy: Straight in, straight out.
Laura: Good luck.
Andy: Thank you.

Laura: Here€™s Chris with Orka Mk 4, and you are up against€¦ GeForce!
Chris: I knew this was coming. I mean, last time I had to face Wedge Devolution in €œRobot SMASH!!€ for heavens sake. (Chuckles)
Laura: (Laughs) And your tactics are€¦?
Chris: Get under the damn thing, and flip it into the pit or over the fence.
Laura: Good Luck.
Chris: Thank you.

Sam: This is the moment where the robots REALLY fight! Bring on Round 2!

(BATTLE 3!!)

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome€¦

GEFORCE!!!

ORKA MK 4!!!

Roboteers, Stand By€¦!

Booth 1: GeForce
Booth 2: Orka Mk 4

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

Here€™s the fight that, I think, will be almost the same battle as Wedge Devo and Orka Mk 4 in €œRobot SMASH!€. Wedge Devo won that one, and now, GeForce comes in, immediately gets underneath and flips Orka Mk 4 over!
FLIP!
Orka immediately self-rights, and Chris gets under GeForce and fires the scoop!
FLIP!
Now, GeForce is overturned, but self-rights. Now, GeForce carries Orka to the wall, and flips it!
FLIP!
What? That didn€™t go out? Orka just bounces off the wall€¦ and now it gets under GeForce and slams it into the pit button!
WHAM!
The pit opens, and GeForce escapes from Orka, and gets under it once again, and carries it to the wall€¦
FA-LIP!
€¦ and yes, after 31 seconds, GeForce tosses Orka straight out of the arena!

CEASE!

Orka Mk 4 gets harpooned right in the heart and pride.
GeForce goes through to the Heat N Final!


Sonic Boom VS E Clawdius Unum

Laura: And here€™s Daniel Stickler, and Sonic BOOM! You€™re up against€¦ E Clawdius Unum!
Daniel: Um€¦ Okaaaaayyy€¦ (Chuckles) I wish you hadn€™t told me that€¦
Laura: (Laughs) OK, just how thick are these wheels?
Daniel: It€™s pretty thick hardox, and 5mm of it, but wheels are wheels, and Clawdius is a wheel killer.
Laura: Tactics?
Daniel: Axe him to hell.
Laura: Good luck.
Daniel: Thank you.

Laura: All right then, let€™s go over to Steve-O, and Clawdius! You€™re up against€¦ Sonic BOOM!
Steve: I think I have something to say about this: why do I get all the easy opponents?!
Laura: (Laughs) Tactics?
Steve: Pit Release, Get under it, Grab tight hold of it, and pit. It couldn€™t be any easier.
Laura: Good luck.
Steve: Aye.

(BATTLE 4!!!)

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome€¦

SONIC BOOM!!!!

E CLAWDIUS UNUM!!!!

Roboteers, Stand By€¦!

Booth 1: Sonic Boom
Booth 2: E Clawdius Unum

3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

Immediately, Clawdius goes for the pit button. Sonic Boom needs to stay away from there and get Clawdius from the rear or the side€¦ but Clawdius proves persistent and grabs hold of the axle of Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom gets away though, and gets the giant axe to work, but misses. Now, Clawdius grabs hold of the axle once again, but Sonic Boom does his best to get away, and it does. Now, Steve looks a bit impatient from the control pod there€¦ Clawdius can€™t really seem to grab hold of Sonic Boom, but now, Sonic Boom starts spinning like mad, and Clawdius slams into it!
WHACK!
Clawdius is thrashed away, but not too much damage is being caused to it, in spite of that 4mm Hardox armour. There is a very small dent in the armour of Clawdius, and Clawdius now grabs TIGHT hold of the axle once again, and now, Sonic Boom can€™t get away! Clawdius nears the pit of doom, and€¦ OI! Sonic Boom gets away somehow! Daniel still looks worried, and Steve can€™t take it anymore, so he grabs hold of Sonic Boom, and this time, in the wheel! OH NO! Sonic Boom can€™t get away now€¦ BOOM! Good Bye, Don€™t come again!

CEASE!

After 42 seconds, Sonic Boom goes €œBOOM!€
E Clawdius Unum goes through to the Heat N Final!

Sam: Well, you looked a bit nervous out there.
Daniel: Yeah, but at least I caused a little bit of damage to him.
Sam: But Clawdius showed you no mercy at all!
Daniel: Haha, yeah. Things didn€™t go according to plan. (Chuckles)
Sam: Is Sonic Boom going to come back?
Daniel: I€™ll build a better one for next time, I think.
Sam: All right then! Let€™s hear it for Sonic Boom!
(CROWD CHEERS)
Sam: Steve, after Whirligig won Heat F, you€™re going to the heat final again.
Steve: I know! I€™ve been waiting for this moment for a very long time!
Sam: That€™s great! Now, what was your tactic for the fight?
Steve: I didn€™t have any special tactics, my plan was simple, grab the axle, and pit.
Sam: OK, then, do you think you can make it through beyond the heat final?
Steve: I don€™t really know, but I will do my best, as always.
Sam: All right, that€™s what we like to hear! Everybody, raise the roof for E CLAWDIUS UNUM!!!!
(CROWD CHEERS)

Heat N Final
GeForce VS E Clawdius Unum

Tactics, Predictions, and a box of party stuff for my birthday please.

[kodster]

My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

Hmm, repeat of the Heat D final in MN1, eh?

GeForce 4.0 vs. E Clawdius Unum

Clawdius, probably.